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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Script

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   (8.50 out of 10)

  Guy Ritchie


Script Date : December 1998

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User Comments for Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

jack Hayes (10 out of 10 )
One of the best and most entertaining British Gangster films I've ever seen!

Ryan (10 out of 10 )
best film ever. you'll find the best quotes in this film than anywhere the 1 liners are amazing

Limey (2 out of 10 )
Mockney shite!

Jim Slater (3 out of 10 )
Never mind smoking barrels, this is a smouldering pile of crap! If ever proof was needed that Guy Ritchie canít make a film worth shit, watch Swept Away or his most recent debacle, Revolver.

Peter (10 out of 10 )
This is BRILLIANT!!! One of the best movies I've ever seen. The quotes and the music kick ass!!!

Knut (10 out of 10 )
A really good movie - I've seen it like 10 times and I've still not got enough :)

pierre (10 out of 10 )

foxy (10 out of 10 )
Anyone who doesn't give this film 10 out of 10 are completely thick. The best film I have ever seen, quotes are hilarious, music fits to a tee. We need more like this, actually I'm going to watch it now.

Clair (10 out of 10 )
10 out of 10 excellent film, can't believe anyone would give it any less than an 8! Guy Ritchie has shone through with this film.

Corina (10 out of 10 )
I love this film what a masterpiece, Jim and Limey... who are ya, who are ya!

claire (10 out of 10 )
Best film I've seen in ages. All the gorgeous men make it even better!

Critical (10 out of 10 )
Such a good, entertaining film.

Geezer (1 out of 10 )
Cor blimey it's about as aufentic as a 9 pound note. What a steaming, acrid pile of horse shit. It's like watching an episode of Minder and an alco-pop advert but far, far less entertaining. Each to their own I suppose but 'best film ever' - have a day off!

criteec (10 out of 10 )
Amazing film! One of my all time favourites, closely followed by Snatch! Brilliant quotes which will keep you laughing and a masterpiece, en-twining, plot! Shame about the 2 films where Ritchie took ideas from or cast his wife - "Swept Away" and "Revolver".

Harry (10 out of 10 )
Brilliant. Ranks alonside The Long Good Friday and Get Carter as one of the most entertaining british gangster films ever. The characters are all great.

lewis (10 out of 10 )
Anyone who said this film is crap, or Revolver and Snatch etc, basically don't understand or could not follow what was going on!

Dan Sampson (10 out of 10 )
One of the greatest films I have ever seen, anyone who gives this less than 10 is retarded. Each to their own? You mean 1 million people against you lol. Dumbasses.

Jeltz (10 out of 10 )
Absolutely brilliant! One of my favourite movies - along with Snatch.

Turkish (10 out of 10 )
This movie is a work of genius, it is only rivaled by Snatch and Tarantino's Pulp Fiction. Three of which stand at my top three movies of all time.

Limey (1 out of 10 )
Snatch is very aptly titled- since the film was made by a total tw@t!

Joshua (8 out of 10 )
Not my favourite but still an amazing film. Storyline and characters couldn't have gone together better.

Chris (9 out of 10 )
Awesome movie, better than Snatch in some ways.

soldier (10 out of 10 )
Guy Ritchie is a master at script writing, any one who has any thing bad to say should just keep stoom.

Ukrainian (9 out of 10 )
The film is good but I wish I watched it without Russian translation. Can anybody say what movies shall I see if I like gangster style films?

Frans (9 out of 10 )
Yup, not perfect, but okay- wouldn't show it to my wife over a romantic dinner.

Q Bride (9 out of 10 )
Can't believe that so many of you have seen Snatch. I guess that borrowing a promotional copy sent to a video store owner made me wonder for months - have I a frontal lobotomy, a bottle in front of me, or was the movie as great as I was convinced it was. I got frustrated because the trailers really didn't come out until I had long seen the movie, and I was so eager to spread the word. I tend to agree with Turkish on his favorite three. I don't remember the writer for "The Last Boy Scout", although I have the script now, but it is right up there with Groucho Marx when it comes to the quantity and quality of the one liners, and Get Shorty would also be in my top 10.

David (9 out of 10 )
Seeing that this was his first feature film (directing) on top of writing the screenplay, I don't think he could have done any better. Is it Tarantino-esc? Yes of course it is. But if you like this kind of story, who better to follow after. I fully enjoy Lock Stock. If you like a comedic gangster hiest kind of story like I do, you will love this. "Cheeky bastard!".

Cameron (8 out of 10 )
This movie was okay but I personally prefer snatch and Guy Ritchie's other movies over this one, the first half was pretty slow but the second half was awesome, and I was disappointed that they didn't show the shootout towards the end, I didn't hate this movie though because I am a Guy Ritchie fan.

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