THE HOLDOVERS
Written by
David Hemingson
UNDER BLACK --
DAY 1 - DECEMBER 18, 1970
INT. CHAPEL - DAY
Six BOYS, all in coat and tie, all holding hymnals, stand by
a CHRISTMAS TREE, listening attentively to a CHOIRMASTER.
CHOIRMASTER
In the beginning, there was the
word. So let's begin with the
text, shall we?
The Choirmaster gives each boy his note, and the choir begins
to sing "OH LITTLE TOWN OF BETHLEHEM." It's beautiful.
EXT. BARTON, MASS. - DAY
Snow falls on a working-class New England town in decline.
Taverns, churches and weather-beaten houses taper off toward
a shuttered textile mill close to a river.
EXT. BARTON ACADEMY - DAY
Gothic spires and Georgian buildings. Ivy League romance,
writ small.
INT. CHAPEL - DAY
As the last note rings out, the Choirmaster smiles at his
young charges and critiques their performance, ending with...
CHOIRMASTER
Very good. Excellent.
EXT. QUAD - DAY
Boys hurry across the frigid campus. A few of them toss a
football as they hustle to class.
EXT. MAIN HALL - DAY
DANNY, a custodian, shovels the walkway, trying to keep pace
with the storm. He stops to catch his breath and stares at
the sky.
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EXT. FACULTY RESIDENCE - DAY
Establishing. A single light shines in a top-floor window.
INT. FACULTY RESIDENCE - PAUL'S ROOM - DAY
A narrow room, blue with smoke and crowded with books.
Classical music on the radio. Out the window, snow continues
to fall.
PAUL HUNHAM, a heap of rumpled corduroy, grades exams at his
desk, pipe wedged between his teeth.
PAUL
Philistines. Lazy, vulgar, rancid
little Philistines.
Exhausted by the mediocrity, Paul drops his pencil and lights
his pipe. As he glances at a whiskey bottle, we see that one
eye veers dramatically to the left.
WOMAN'S VOICE (O.S.)
Mr. Hunham?
PAUL
I'm busy right now!
WOMAN'S VOICE (O.S.)
Dr. Woodrup asked to see you.
INT. FACULTY RESIDENCE - HALLWAY - DAY
Paul opens the door to find MISS CRANE, a bright-eyed, middle-
aged secretary, holding a plate with a napkin over it.
PAUL
What does he want?
MISS CRANE
I think it's about Christmas break.
PAUL
I'll see him presently.
Paul starts to close the door. Miss Crane doesn't move.
PAUL (CONT'D)
(re: plate)
What's that?
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MISS CRANE
Christmas cookies. I made them for
the faculty. Well, not all the
faculty. Anyway, these are for
you.
She smiles, lipstick on her teeth. He takes the plate, nods
and closes the door.
"TIME HAS COME TODAY" by The Chambers Brothers crackles onto
the soundtrack as we go to --
INT. STUDENT DORMITORY - HALLWAY - DAY
The song blares from a portable record player as a scrum of
Boys shout and shove, dressing -- oxford, tie, blazer -- as
they get ready to go home. One emerges from the shower at
the end of the hall.
INT. STUDENT DORMITORY - DORM ROOM - DAY
ANGUS TULLY, 17, hurriedly packs the suitcase atop his bed.
He retrieves a PHOTOGRAPH from his nightstand drawer and
slips it into his suitcase.
Knucklehead DOUG CRANDALL approaches, brushing his teeth, and
plucks a BLACK SPEEDO from the suitcase.
CRANDALL
Hey, Tully, what're you doing with
women's underwear?
ANGUS
(snatching it back)
It's the same swimsuit James Bond
wears in "On Her Majesty's Secret
Service." Can't get more masculine
than that.
CRANDALL
Why don't you just wear cut-offs?
Crandall spits in the sink. Angus rinses it away.
ANGUS
`Cause I'm going to St. Kitts. I'm
not going to be the only dickhead
on the beach in cut-offs.
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CRANDALL
Oooh, look out everyone. Tully's
going to St. Kitts. They still
look like panties.
Crandall walks away, still brushing his teeth.
ANGUS
Yeah, you're right, Crandall, you
caught me. It's your mother's
panties. Tell her thanks for the
good times.
Hostile TEDDY KOUNTZE, 16, comes by in his robe.
KOUNTZE
Hey, Tully, where are my
cigarettes?
ANGUS
Your cigarettes?
KOUNTZE
You stole my fucking cigarettes.
ANGUS
I resent that baseless accusation.
KOUNTZE
Cut the shit. I have no
cigarettes, and Briggs says you
suddenly have five of them to trade
for a skin mag.
ANGUS
I don't indulge in pornography. I
get enough of the real thing.
Especially with Crandall's mom!
HANS HARRIMAN approaches with a small bag of pot.
HARRIMAN
Kountze, ten dollars is too much for
this. Looks more like a nickel bag.
ANGUS
Yeah, don't buy that, Harriman. He's
ripping you off. Plus, that's ditch
weed.
KOUNTZE
Fuck you, Tully. This shit's
premium weed.
(MORE)
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KOUNTZE (CONT'D)
And unlike you, I'm stuck here, so
it's gotta last me through
Christmas.
ANGUS
Yeah, take pity on him, Harriman.
He's a poor little Christmas orphan
with nowhere to go. Little
Christmas orphan needs his pot and
porn.
INT. KITCHEN - DAY
Head cook MARY LAMB leads half a dozen KITCHEN WORKERS
toiling over an industrial-sized range, stirring oatmeal,
scrambling eggs and frying bacon.
MARY
Ten minutes, ladies. Ten minutes!
Mary glances up from her work to notice the snow falling
outside the window.
EXT. QUAD - DAY
Bundled up against the cold in a time-worn duffle coat, pipe
between his teeth, Paul briskly crosses the snowy campus.
Boys race past him toward the dining hall.
INT. DINING HALL - DAY
A grand room -- high ceiling, animal trophies -- teeming with
hungry boys.
AT THE MASTERS' TABLE
Professors ROSENSWEIG and ENDICOTT eat breakfast.
ROSENSWIEG
I can't believe you got out of it.
ENDICOTT
Luck of the Irish.
ROSENSWIEG
I thought this was your year.
ENDICOTT
It was. I told Woodrup my mother
has lupus.
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ROSENSWIEG
Does she?
ENDICOTT
I don't know. Probably. We don't
talk about those things.
ROSENSWIEG
So who's getting stuck with it?
ENDICOTT
Who do you think?
Endicott glances at an empty chair.
ROSENSWIEG
That poor walleyed bastard.
INT. HEADMASTER'S OFFICE - DAY
Large and stately. Portraits of past headmasters.
Paul stands before an acre of desk. DR. HARDY WOODRUP, late
40s, sits writing a list and smoking. His wardrobe may be
Brooks Bros, but his beard says 1970.
Paul's eyes settle on a crystal bottle of COGNAC tied with
ribbon.
DR. WOODRUP
(noticing)
Remy Martin, Louis XIII. Christmas
gift from the Board of Trustees.
PAUL
How generous of them.
DR. WOODRUP
Thank you again for doing this,
Hunham. I wouldn't have asked if
it weren't an emergency.
PAUL
Mr. Endicott's mother. Right.
What a tragedy.
DR. WOODRUP
It's not as though you had plans to
leave campus anyway. And of course
there's a nice little bonus in it
for you.
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PAUL
Well. Non nobis solum nati sumus,
I suppose.
Woodrup looks at him.
PAUL (CONT'D)
"Not for ourselves alone are we
born."
DR. WOODRUP
I'm guessing that's Cicero.
PAUL
Cicero, yes. Very good, Hardy.
You remembered.
Woodrup absorbs Paul's "praise," then finishes writing and
hands over a LIST. Paul swivels his head to read it.
DR. WOODRUP
There will be just four boys
holding over this year.
PAUL
Oh yes. I know a couple of these
reprobates.
DR. WOODRUP
Let's be a little more... elastic
in our assessment, shall we? It's
hard enough for them to be away
from home on the holidays.
PAUL
Latitude is the last thing these
boys need.
DR. WOODRUP
Paul, at your core you're an
excellent teacher, but your approach
to the students is rather...
traditional.
PAUL
The school was founded in 1797. I
thought tradition was our stock in
trade.
DR. WOODRUP
Then let's call it hidebound. You
know, unwavering, resistant to --
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PAUL
Yes, yes, yes - I know what
"hidebound" means. Look, I get it.
You're still angry that I failed
Jordan Osgood.
DR. WOODRUP
Senator Osgood was very upset when
Princeton rescinded Jordan's
acceptance, yes. And I've
continued to have to deal with the
fallout.
PAUL
Hardy, are we supposed to let these
boys skate by as long as daddy
builds a new gymnasium?
DR. WOODRUP
Of course not. That's not who we
are. But we can't be ignorant of
politics.
PAUL
That boy is too dumb to pour piss
out of a boot. A genuine
troglodyte.
DR. WOODRUP
Jesus Christ, Paul. He was a
legacy and the son of one of our
biggest donors. Ever think his dad
might be expecting a little
consideration for his dollar?
PAUL
And he got it -- a first-class
education for his son. Come on,
Hardy.
(gesturing at a portrait)
As Dr. Green used to say, our one
true purpose is to produce young
men of good character --
DR. WOODRUP
-- I don't care what Dr. Green used
to say --
PAUL
-- and we cannot sacrifice our
integrity on the altar of their
entitlement.
Hardy rubs the bridge of his nose. This bullshit again.
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PAUL (CONT'D)
I'm just trying to instill basic
academic discipline. That's my
job. Isn't it yours?
DR. WOODRUP
It was, until I became headmaster
and saw that it's not so simple to
keep the damned school afloat. I
begged you -- begged you -- to give
the kid a C-minus.
PAUL
There are instructors here who will
do that. I am not one of them.
DR. WOODRUP
Here's the manual and a full set of
keys. Everything you need to know
is in there. Your only task is to
ensure the boys' absolute safety
and good condition. And at least
pretend to be a human being.
Please. It's Christmas.
Paul fixes him with a sour stare.
INT. PAUL'S CLASSROOM - DAY
Ten Boys impatiently await their teacher -- among them Angus,
who checks his watch and looks --
OUT THE WINDOW
-- where JASON SMITH, 18, a handsome senior with long blonde
hair, plays catch football with a BUDDY. A half-dozen other
SENIORS, all smoking and cool as shit, look on.
ANGUS
Fuck this half-day bullshit! I've
got things to do. Where the hell
is Walleye?
KOUNTZE
Probably jerking off into the cobb
salad.
Pimply CARTER CROCKER turns to Kountze, alarmed.
CROCKER
Why would he do that?
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KOUNTZE
Because he's Walleye. Who knows
what that foul-smelling freak does?
CROCKER
But you went straight to the Cobb
salad. I mean, do you know
something? Because I eat the Cobb
salad.
Paul bursts through the door, blue books in hand.
PAUL
Your final exams, gentlemen.
Whistling happily, Paul drops exam after exam onto the Boys'
desks. They stare with queasy disbelief at the parade of Cs,
Ds and Fs. Angus, however, got a B+.
PAUL (CONT'D)
I can tell from your faces that
many of you are shocked at the
outcome. I, on the other hand, am
not. Because I have had the
misfortune of teaching you this
semester, and even with my ocular
limitations, I witness firsthand
your glazed, uncomprehending
expressions.
KOUNTZE
Sir, I don't understand.
PAUL
That's glaringly apparent.
KOUNTZE
It's just... I can't fail this
class.
PAUL
Don't sell yourself short, Mr.
Kountze. I truly believe that you
can.
KOUNTZE
But I'm supposed to go to Cornell.
PAUL
Unlikely.
KOUNTZE
Please, sir. My father is going to
flip out.
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Panicked murmurs of agreement. Paul absorbs the squall of
emotion and draws a breath, resigned.
PAUL
All right. In the spirit of the
season, I suppose the most
constructive way of addressing your
shortcomings is to offer a make-up
exam. You'll all get a second run
at this. After break.
A wave of relief washes over the room.
PAUL (CONT'D)
Of course, it will not be the same
exam. You'll now be responsible
for new material as well. Your
grade will be an average of the
two. Please open your books to
chapter six. The Peloponnesian
War, gentlemen. We've already met
Pericles. Now meet Demosthenes.
Gasps of incredulity. What an asshole.
ANGUS
No offense, sir, but is this really
the right time to start a new
chapter? I mean, we all appreciate
the make-up exam gesture, but our
families are here. Most other
teachers have already cancelled
class. We have chapel in forty
minutes, and then we're out of
here. Our heads are elsewhere.
PAUL
And where exactly is your head, Mr.
Tully?
ANGUS
I don't know. St. Kitts.
PAUL
Yes, I see you've brought your
valise.
ANGUS
Spot on, sir. It's just that it's
been a really exhausting semester,
and getting into new material now,
right before break? Honestly, it's
a little absurd. Sir.
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Silence, as all await Paul's response to this
insubordination.
PAUL
Well, I'd hate to be absurd. So
let's scuttle the whole thing,
shall we, and let the original
grades stand.
Paul slams his textbook shut.
KOUNTZE
Excuse me, sir, I think we all
liked the first option better.
What'd you say the guy's name is?
Demosta-who?
PAUL
Of course, I will still expect you
to be familiar with chapter six
upon your return, so pack those
text books. And if displeased,
take it up with your champion, Mr.
Tully. Dismissed.
Paul leaves. The Boys rise. Kountze stares menacingly at
Angus, who knows he fucked up but can't show remorse.
Contrition equals weakness.
ANGUS
I got us out early, didn't I?
INT. CHAPEL - DAY
The mood is festive, abuzz with anticipation for the coming
holiday. Accompanied by a booming PIPE ORGAN, FATHER JOE
leads a hymn.
CLOSE-UPS of the walls, where names of alumni killed in war
are carved into stone. We end on a portrait of CURTIS EZRA
LAMB in uniform, with a plaque bearing the dates 1951-1970.
STUDENTS, PARENTS and STAFF clog the pews. Mary sits
prominently in the front row, a cardigan over her uniform.
ALL
...now Thy gracious kingdom bring.
FATHER JOE
Please be seated. Welcome, Barton
students, faculty and parents.
(MORE)
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FATHER JOE (CONT'D)
I know you're all anxious to start
the holidays -- I can see the boys
shifting in their seats -- but
before we release you to your
bountiful tables and the blessings
of family, let us pray for those
less fortunate. Let us remember
the poor and the helpless, the
cold, the hungry and the
oppressed...
ANGUS looks around for his parents. Seated just behind him,
Kountze leans forward menacingly.
KOUNTZE
Extra reading over vacation and no
make-up test? You fucking kidding
me? Nice work, Anus.
ANGUS
Can you not talk, please? I'm
trying to pray.
KOUNTZE
You better pray I don't catch you
alone, because I will full-on nut-
punch you.
ANGUS
Tone it down. Jesus can hear you.
Paul glares at Endicott, who is seated next to him.
PAUL
Sorry to hear about your mother,
Endicott.
ENDICOTT
Oh. Yes. Thank you.
PAUL
We're all pulling for her.
FATHER JOE
And finally let us pray for the
soul of Curtis Lamb, Barton class
of 1969. Just this year, Curtis
gave his life valiantly in the
service of his country. And let us
again extend our deepest
condolences to one of the most
cherished members of the Barton
family, his mother Mary.
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Mary can barely hide a mix of powerful emotions -- grief,
anger, resentment -- behind a stoic face.
FATHER JOE (O.S.) (CONT'D)
Mary, we remember Curtis as such an
outstanding and promising young
man, and we know this holiday
season will be especially difficult
without him. Please know that we
accompany you in your grief.
(switching gears)
May the all-powerful God, who
protected Abraham when he left his
native land, protect all of our
brave soldiers until they are
delivered safely home to us. We
ask this through Christ our Lord,
Amen.
ALL
Amen.
FATHER JOE
We wish you all a very Merry
Christmas or, as the case may be, a
very Happy Hanukkah.
The organ starts. All stand and surge toward the exits.
EXT. ADMINISTRATION BUILDING DAY
SHOUTS OF JOY as boys hauling suitcases and duffel bags rush
toward a line of Mercedeses, Jaguars and Cadillacs.
DR. WOODRUP
Merry Christmas, everyone! Merry
Christmas!
Angus scans the cars with growing concern.
OFFICE LADY
(approaching)
Angus Tully. Phone call.
INT. ADMINISTRATIVE OFFICE - MOMENTS LATER
Angus clutches the receiver.
ANGUS
You're telling me this now?
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JUDY (O.S.)
I'm so sorry. Sweetheart. I know
it's last minute, and I'm
absolutely heartbroken about it,
devastated really, but could you
please see your way to staying at
school over break? Just this once?
Stanley has been working so hard,
and we never had time for a
honeymoon.
ANGUS
You guys have been married since
July. You've had all these months.
JUDY (O.S.)
Something always came up. I know
it's a lot to ask, but you know how
lonely I've been.
ANGUS
I've been lonely, too. And what
about Boston? You promised on the
way we'd spend some time in Boston.
JUDY (O.S.)
Angus, listen to me. This is our
new family, okay? I know you miss
your father -- I do too -- but now
there's someone new in my life.
(off Angus's silence)
It's just this once, darling.
We'll be together at spring break,
and we'll have the whole summer.
ANGUS
Fuck the summer. And fuck Stanley.
JUDY (O.S.)
Angus!
ANGUS
Are you kidding me? I'm just
supposed to stay here? Mom, don't
do this. Please.
INT. DORM COMMON ROOM - DAY
Paul addresses the holdovers. In addition to our old friend
Kountze, there are --
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JASON SMITH, the long-haired senior we saw throwing a
football. Up close, he's chiseled and muscular, a heavy-
lidded Viking warrior/Zen master.
YE-JOON PARK, 15, wide-eyed and innocent.
ALEX OLLERMAN, 14, pale as a light bulb.
PAUL
I suspect that, just like me, this
is not the way you want to spend
your holidays. But such are the
vicissitudes of life, and as Barton
men, we learn to confront our
challenges with heads help high and
with a spirit of courage and good
fellowship - in strict accordance
with the dictates of the manual, of
course.
Eyes red, Angus enters with his suitcase.
PAUL (CONT'D)
Mr. Tully. Are you joining us as
well? What happened to St. Kitts?
KOUNTZE
Yeah, you had plans. Big plans.
ANGUS
(low)
Something came up.
Angus drops his suitcase. Paul notes his agony but forges
on.
PAUL
So for the next two weeks, we'll be
following a standard school
schedule --
SMITH
Sir, we're on vacation.
PAUL
-- which means we'll be taking our
meals together. And you will
observe regular hours of study.
KOUNTZE
Are you kidding me?
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PAUL
The Peloponnesian War awaits, Mr.
Kountze, you and Mr. Tully. The
rest of you can get a jump on next
semester. It'll pay off. You'll
see.
ANGUS
We're already holding over, and now
we're being punished for it?
PAUL
You will be afforded limited
windows for recreation and
supervised physical activity.
ANGUS
The gym's not even open yet.
SMITH
Yeah, they've only lacquered half
the floor.
PAUL
The fresh air will do you good.
ANGUS
It's like fifteen degrees outside.
PAUL
The Romans bathed naked in the
freezing Tiber. Adversity builds
character, Mr. Tully. Speaking of
which, the school is cutting the
heat to dormitories and faculty
housing, so we'll all be bunking in
the infirmary.
EXT. QUAD - DUSK
The boys haul their bags toward the Infirmary.
ANGUS
This is the most bullshit ever. If
we have to stay, why'd we have to
draw Walleye?
SMITH
You know he used to be a student
here, right?
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ANGUS
That's why he knows how to inflict
maximum pain on us, the sadistic
fuck.
KOUNTZE
At least we didn't draw Decker.
He'd be perving all over us.
ANGUS
Hey, guys, hold up for a second.
Angus stops to light a cigarette. Smiles at Kountze.
ANGUS (CONT'D)
Want one?
KOUNTZE
(glaring at him)
No. I got something else.
Kountze grabs the lighter from Angus and sparks a joint.
Ollerman and Park look at each other, terrified.
ANGUS
Hey, don't smoke that out here. I
don't want to get busted by
Walleye.
KOUNTZE
Don't be such a pussy.
ANGUS
I'm not a pussy. I just don't want
to end up at Fork Union paying for
your mistake.
Kountze ignores him and pulls hard on the joint.
KOUNTZE
(to Smith)
Hey. Teddy Kountze.
SMITH
Jason Smith.
KOUNTZE
I know who you are. Want to hit
this?
Smith looks around. The coast is clear.
SMITH
Uh, yeah.
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Smith takes a toke.
KOUNTZE
You got a great arm, man.
SMITH
Yeah, well, it's just football.
KOUNTZE
How'd you get stuck holding over?
SMITH
I'm supposed to be skiing with my
folks up at Haystack, but my dad
put his foot down. Said I can't
come home unless I cut my hair.
ANGUS
So why don't you cut your hair?
SMITH
Civil disobedience, man.
ANGUS
Yeah, right.
SMITH
No, he's cool. It's just a battle
of wills. Still, I was hoping he'd
cave first, because the powder up
at Haystack is so sweet right now.
KOUNTZE
(to Park)
What about you, Mr. Moto? Why are
you here?
YE-JOON
No, my name is Ye-Joon. My family
is in Korea, and they think it's
too far to me to travel alone.
KOUNTZE
I figured it was because your
rickshaw was broken.
YE-JOON
What's a rickshaw?
ANGUS
You're an asshole, Kountze. Your
mind's a cesspool and a shallow one
at that. Shallow.
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KOUNTZE
Who's the asshole, Tully? You're
the one who blew up history.
SMITH
(to Ollerman)
Hey, you. What's your story, man?
OLLERMAN
Alex Ollerman. I'm here because my
parents are on mission in Paraguay.
We're LDS.
SMITH
Mormons, right?
KOUNTZE
Don't you guys wear some kind of
magic underwear?
OLLERMAN
Common misconception. Actually, it's
called a temple garment, and we're
only supposed to wear it when --
KOUNTZE
Hey, what's with the townies?
Kountze has just spotted TWO MEN in hunter's orange emerging
from the chapel -- with the Christmas tree.
ANGUS
Excuse me! What are you doing with
our Christmas tree?
TOWNIE #1
The school sold it back to us.
Scotch pine, still fresh.
TOWNIE #2
Yeah, we're gonna put it back on
the lot. Do it every year.
ANGUS
This is the most bullshit ever.
INT. KITCHEN - DUSK
Mary has a smoke and a drink at a small table in the back.
Paul enters.
PAUL
Hello, Mary.
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MARY
Mr. Hunham. I heard you got stuck
babysitting this year. How'd you
manage that?
PAUL
Oh, I don't know. I suppose I
failed someone who richly deserved
it.
MARY
The Osgood kid? Yeah, he was a
real asshole. Rich and dumb.
Popular combination around here.
PAUL
It's a plague. And you? You'll be
here, too?
MARY
All by my lonesome. My little
sister Peggy and her husband
invited me to go visit them in
Roxbury, but I guess I feel like
it's too soon. Like Curtis will
think that I'm abandoning him.
This is the last place my baby and
I were together, not counting the
bus station.
Paul wants to comfort her but is ill-equipped.
PAUL
Well, I look forward to your fine
cooking.
MARY
Oh no. Don't do that. All we've
got is whatever's left in the walk-
in. No new deliveries `til
January.
He spots a bottle of BOURBON.
PAUL
Mind if I...
MARY
You want some of that? All right.
PAUL
Thank you.
She grabs a mug for him and reaches for the bottle.
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MARY
(pouring)
It's a necessity.
PAUL
Oh yes.
INT. INFIRMARY - DUSK
Their beds staked out, the boys are settling in.
Angus roots through his suitcase. Kountze tosses a tennis
ball against the wall close to Park, who reads a book.
ANGUS
Where's my photo?
KOUNTZE
What photo?
ANGUS
I think you know what photo, and
you stole it.
KOUNTZE
I resent that baseless accusation.
ANGUS
Give me my goddamn picture!
Kountze leaps to his feet, relishing the confrontation.
KOUNTZE
What's your problem, Tully?
Homesick? You gonna cry? Little
boy miss his mommy?
ANGUS
Fuck you, Kountze. Why are you
even here anyway? Where's your
family?
KOUNTZE
We're renovating our house. It's
all torn up. They're storing tools
and stuff in my room.
ANGUS
That's what they told you? It's
winter, idiot. Nobody renovates
their house in the winter.
(MORE)
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ANGUS (CONT'D)
Your parents don't want you around
because you're a fucking insecure
sociopath.
SMITH
Hey, take it easy, guys.
KOUNTZE
A... what?
ANGUS
Who'd want you for a son? That's
why you grind everybody, because
deep down you know you're an
asshole - if you even have a deep
down. Plus, academically, you're a
disaster. If I were your parents,
I'd never want you home again. The
only tool in your room is you.
As the enormity and accuracy of this lands on Kountze, he
LUNGES at Angus. Real violence. Smith pulls them apart.
FOOTSTEPS in the hallway. Paul enters and surveys the room.
Kountze is in the corner, wounded and shaken. Angus is
flushed. Their uniforms are askew.
Paul glares, waiting for someone to break.
OLLERMAN
They weren't fighting.
PAUL
I see. And who started it? The not
fighting. Mr. Tully, perhaps you
could shed some light on the
subject. No? Mr. Kountze? Mr.
Smith? Mr. Ollerman? Mr. Park?
(off their silence)
All right then, we'll do it like
the Roman Legions. Absent a
confession, one man's sin is every
man's suffering. For every minute
the truth is withheld, you will all
receive a detention.
ANGUS
And I thought all the Nazis were
hiding in Argentina.
The boys suppress a laugh.
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PAUL
Stifle it, Tully. Now in the first
of said detentions, you will clean
the library. Top to bottom.
Scraping the underside of the
desks, which are caked with snot
and gum and all manner of ancient,
unspeakable proteins. On your
hands and knees, down in the dust,
breathing in the dead skin of
generations of students and
desiccated cockroach assholes.
OLLERMAN
It was Kountze! Kountze started it!
PAUL
Bravo, Mr. Ollerman. Bravo.
INT. DINING HALL - NIGHT
Kountze sits apart and with no plate.
Mary enters and sets down a platter of chicken, potatoes and
asparagus in front of Paul and the other boys.
PAUL
Lovely. Thank you, Mary.
As Mary returns to the kitchen, the boys reach for the food,
all hands and elbows.
SMITH
Didn't we already have this for
lunch?
KOUNTZE
And it was crappy then.
PAUL
Consider yourselves lucky. During
the third Punic campaign, 149-146
B.C., the Romans laid siege to
Carthage for three entire years.
By the time it ended, the
Carthaginians were reduced to
eating sand and drinking their own
urine. Hence the term punitive.
Mary returns to the table with a pitcher of water.
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PAUL (CONT'D)
Mary, maybe you'd, um, maybe you'd
care to join us.
Kountze looks up -- "Join us?" Mary clocks his disdain.
MARY
I'm all right, thank you.
Mary exits.
KOUNTZE
I mean, I know she's sad about her
son and everything, but still,
she's being paid to do a job. And
she should do it well, right?
The other boys are unsure whether to agree or be horrified,
or both.
KOUNTZE (CONT'D)
But I guess no matter how bad a
cook she is, now they can never
fire her.
PAUL
(slamming his silverware)
Will you shut up! You have no idea
what that woman has...
(reining it in)
For most people, Mr. Kountze, life
is like a henhouse ladder -- shitty
and short. You were born lucky.
Maybe someday you entitled little
degenerates will appreciate that.
If you don't, I feel sorry for you,
and we will not have done our jobs.
Now eat!
INT. INFIRMARY - NIGHT
Paul opens the door, looks inside. The boys are asleep.
INT. BARTON ACADEMY - VARIOUS LOCATIONS - NIGHT
Like a night watchman, Paul, keys and flashlight in hand,
checks the campus -- CLASSROOMS, MUSIC ROOM, BASEMENT. He
opens each door, peers inside. All quiet. Finally, he peers
into the HEADMASTER'S OFFICE. His beam finds the bottle of
Cognac.
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INT. BACK STAIRWAY - NIGHT
Climbing stairs, Paul hears TV LAUGHTER.
INT. KITCHEN STAFF COMMON ROOM - CONTINUOUS
Paul follows the sound through an auxiliary kitchen and finds
Mary smoking, shelling walnuts and watching TV, a bottle of
bourbon and a mug nearby.
MARY
Good evening.
PAUL
Good evening. What's this?
MARY
You don't know The Newlywed Game?
What planet have you been living
on?
PAUL
I don't really watch television.
MARY
It's a show where they ask couples
questions to see how well they know
each other.
PAUL
That sounds like courting disaster.
MARY
That's the whole damn point. Sit
down. Broaden your horizons.
He sits on the couch. She crosses to the kitchen.
MARY (CONT'D)
This is a re-run from July, which
is why they're playing for the
Weber barbecue and picnic utensils.
PAUL
Fascinating.
Mary returns with a second mug. She sits down next to him
and pours him a shot.
PAUL (CONT'D)
Thank you.
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MARY
Uh-huh. So how are the boys?
PAUL
Broken, in body and spirit.
MARY
It's the holidays. Go easy on
them.
PAUL
Please. They've had it easy their
whole lives.
MARY
You don't know that. Did you?
Besides, everybody should be with
their people on Christmas.
The wind whistles outside, competing with the rise and fall
of TV laughter. Paul sips his bourbon. Mary nods at the TV.
MARY (CONT'D)
Those two are going to get
divorced.
PAUL
How do you know?
MARY
I recognize that look of stale
disappointment. She hates him.
PAUL
How long were you married?
MARY
I was engaged to Curtis's father,
but he died before I gave birth.
(off Paul's look)
Harold worked in the shipyards.
And one day, they were carrying
this big cargo pallet and the cable
snapped. Hit him right across the
head. They were good men, both of
them, and neither one of them made
it to twenty-five. My baby wasn't
even twenty.
PAUL
I'm so sorry.
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MARY
I took this job when Curtis was
little, so he could get a good
education. You know, he flourished
here.
PAUL
He was a great kid. I had him one
semester. Very insightful.
MARY
Uh-huh. He hated you. He said you
were a real asshole.
PAUL
Well, like I said, sharp kid.
Insightful.
MARY
He had his heart set on Swarthmore,
and he had the grades, but I didn't
have the money. Even with
financial aid it wasn't enough. So
when he got called up, no student
deferment, off he went. You know
what he said to me? He said: "Hey
ma, look at the upside. When I get
discharged, I can go to college on
the GI Bill." College.
(keeping it together)
And here we are. With my Curtis in
the cold ground, and those boys
safe and warm in their beds. It's
like you said. "Life is like a
henhouse ladder." That's right --
I can hear everything you're saying
from the kitchen. Especially that
little Kountze kid. Crown prince
of all the little assholes.
Silence, which is broken by APPLAUSE from the studio
audience.
UNDER BLACK --
DAY 4 - DECEMBER 21, 1970
INT. INFIRMARY - MORNING
Paul enters, stares at the sleeping boys, then BANGS BEDPANS.
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PAUL
All right, you fetid layabouts.
It's daylight in the swamp.
The boys groan themselves awake.
PAUL (CONT'D)
Arise!
EXT. QUAD - DAY
The boys run laps as Paul, in his duffle coat, smokes and
motions, "Go faster."
PAUL
Speed! Without sufficient
exercise, the body devours itself!
Glaring, they pick up the pace. Paul coughs and hacks.
INT. THE "SCHOOL ROOM" - DAY
The boys study inside an immense study hall with 250 desks.
Paul sits reading at the proctor's table.
Angus has an English textbook open, inside of which is an
issue of ZAP comics... and the SKIN MAG he got from Harriman.
Kountze stares at him, seething. Angus smiles and flips him
off.
INT. MARY'S APARTMENT - DAY
It's full of books and family photos, many of Curtis, of
course. Music plays softly on a hi-fi.
Mary sits at her dining table doing a CROSSWORD PUZZLE.
EXT. RIVERBANK - DAY
The boys walk along the river. Church bells echo and die in
the distance.
Smith leads, football in hand. Angus brandishes a branch.
ANGUS
What about your car? We could take
it. Go somewhere. Boston maybe.
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SMITH
Nah, we'd get in so much trouble.
Face it, man. We're stuck.
Smith stops to spark a joint.
ANGUS
If we just had some way to get out
of here. Just split.
SMITH
Hell, you could put a chopper down
right in the Quad.
ANGUS
A what?
KOUNTZE
A helicopter, dumb ass. His old
man's CEO of Pratt & Whitney.
SMITH
Got his own bird. Takes it from
Stamford to the city every morning.
Lands right in our back yard.
Pilot's name is Wild Bill.
PARK
Wild Bill.
SMITH
Flew up to Haystack with it. Took
the presents and everything. Minus
me.
OLLERMAN
Flying with presents, like Santa
Claus.
SMITH
Yeah. Just like Santa Claus.
Smith glances at Kountze as if to say "go long." Smith tosses
him the football, and they drift away, playing catch.
OLLERMAN
If I was back home right now back
in Provo, it would be really warm
inside, and my mom would be making
baked apples, and the whole house
would smell like cinnamon and brown
sugar.
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PARK
That sounds so nice.
Kountze runs back into frame, grabs one of Ollerman's gloves
and throws it in the river.
OLLERMAN
Hey!
KOUNTZE
That's what you get for ratting me
out, little Mormon.
Kountze shoves Ollerman to the ground and, laughing, runs to
catch up with Smith. Ollerman heads over to retrieve his
glove.
PARK
What's Fork Union? Before, you
said you don't want to end up at
Fork Union.
ANGUS
It's a military academy in Virginia.
That's where I'm going if I get
kicked out of school again.
PARK
How many schools have you been
kicked out of already?
ANGUS
Three. That's why I'm still a
junior. Give or take a semester.
Ollerman returns, breathing hard.
OLLERMAN
It's gone! My glove's gone!
ANGUS
Twisted fucker orphaned that glove
on purpose. Left you with one so
the loss would sting that much
more.
Ollerman thinks, then runs back to throw his other glove into
the river. Angus smiles at the sheer poetry of his action.
The glove floats downstream. Ollerman watches it disappear.
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INT. INFIRMARY - NIGHT
Angus awakens to Park crying in the bed next to his.
ANGUS
You all right?
PARK
I had a nightmare.
Angus sits up and turns to Park.
ANGUS
I get nightmares, too. I'm always
falling. Or drowning.
PARK
Also, I had an accident.
ANGUS
(feeling)
Yeah, you did. Shhh. Stop crying.
If they hear, they'll crucify you.
Which would be ironic, since you're
Buddhist.
PARK
I know it's an excellent school,
and my brothers went here. But I
miss my family, and I have no
friends.
ANGUS
Yeah, well, friends are overrated.
I'll help you hide the sheets in
the morning, all right? In the
meantime, find a dry spot, and try
to get some sleep.
PARK
Thank you.
Park smiles, consoled. Angus lies down. Sniffs his hand.
ANGUS
Fucking asparagus.
UNDER BLACK --
DAY 5 - DECEMBER 22, 1970
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INT. FOUNDERS' ROOM LIBRARY - DAY
The boys study. Paul reads, mug at his elbow, and coughs
wetly.
SMITH
(whispering)
You kidding me? It's only eleven
and he's already lit. I can smell
the whiskey on him.
ANGUS
Can you blame him? It's freezing in
here. It's fucking Greenland in
here.
All notice the sound of a faint ROAR growing in volume.
PAUL
What the hell is that?
Paul and the boys rush to the window to see --
A HELICOPTER ABOUT TO LAND
INT. KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS
Also hearing the noise, Mary approaches the window.
INT. FOUNDERS' ROOM LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS
Paul and the boys watch the chopper touch down near the Quad.
Out steps handsome captain of industry HARRY "SKIP" SMITH.
SMITH
He finally caved, the big softie.
(racing to the door)
Hey, any of you guys like to ski?
Smith runs to greet his dad. The boys look at each other
hopefully.
INT. ADMINISTRATIVE OFFICE HALLWAY - DAY
The boys peer through the office window as Paul speaks on the
phone and Jason Smith chats amiably with his father.
Paul hangs up and turns to the Smiths. Jason grins and
flashes a THUMBS-UP to his friends in the hallway.
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KOUNTZE
Yes!
PAUL
(opening the door)
Gentlemen, good news. I was able
to reach Dr. Woodrup and your
parents. Most of them, anyway.
Paul glances at Angus. His face falls.
INT. ADMINISTRATIVE OFFICE HALLWAY - DAY
Angus pleads with Paul.
ANGUS
Try calling again. Just one more
time. Please.
PAUL
There's no point. The desk clerk
said no one's answering. He says
they're away on some excursion.
ANGUS
Excursion.
PAUL
I'm as disappointed as you are, if
not more so. I could be spending
the rest of my vacation reading
mystery novels.
ANGUS
Maybe they're back by now. Just
call again.
PAUL
Okay.
INT. INFIRMARY - DAY
CLOSE ON ANGUS, as the other boys merrily pack up their
suitcases. Park hauls his bag off the bed and heads toward
the door, his sad eyes burning with survivor's guilt.
PARK
Happy Holidays.
ANGUS
Same to you.
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Park leaves. Smith emerges.
SMITH
Take care, Tully.
Smith follows Park. Now Kountze passes Angus, suitcase in
hand.
KOUNTZE
Guess that just leaves you, huh? Be
sure to get all your homework done.
Oh, I almost forgot. I found that
picture you were looking for.
Kountze tucks a photo into Angus's shirt pocket.
KOUNTZE (CONT'D)
Merry Christmas, Mr. Tully.
Kountze exits. Angus pulls the picture out -- it's him at
eleven on a beach smiling with his mom and dad. Across their
faces is scrawled the word "fuckwad." Ollerman walks past
with his bag, smiling that cinnamon-and-brown sugar smile.
OLLERMAN
Bye, Angus!
EXT. QUAD - DAY
The helicopter flies away. Observing, Paul and Angus turn
grimly to each other. Hard to tell who's more disappointed.
PAUL
Let's try to make the best of it,
shall we?
Paul hesitantly pats his shoulder. Percolating with hurt and
rage, Angus just stares at the empty horizon.
INT. KITCHEN STAFF COMMON ROOM - NIGHT
Paul and Mary watch "The Newlywed Game" and drink from mugs.
Angus is there as well, flopped on a sofa, half watching,
half paging through a magazine.
MARY
How about you? You ever been
married?
Paul shakes his head, grimacing at the notion.
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PAUL
No. I did get close. Once. Right
after college.
MARY
And?
PAUL
We came to our senses.
(pointing)
This is not exactly a face forged
for romance.
Mary looks at him -- the pipe, the scowl, the wonky eye.
Angus glances over, too.
MARY
(gesturing to his armpits)
And, the uh... you know...
PAUL
What?
MARY
Nothing.
PAUL
I don't know. I like being alone.
Always found myself drawn to the
ascetic. Like a monk. The
foregoing of sensual pleasure for
the achievement of spiritual goals.
MARY
Spiritual goals? You? What kind
of spiritual goals are you talking
about? You go to church?
PAUL
Only when required.
MARY
When's the last time you even left
campus?
PAUL
I go into town all the time. For
groceries and various errands and
appointments.
(of her look)
OK, yes. I don't leave campus
often. Don't really feel the need.
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MARY
Let me ask you something: if you
could go anywhere on Earth, where
would you go?
PAUL
Oh... Greece, Italy, Egypt, Peru.
Carthage -- Tunisia now, of course.
In college I started a monograph on
Carthage. I'd like to finish it
one day. A monograph is like a
book, only shorter.
MARY
I know what a monograph is.
ANGUS
Why not just write a book?
PAUL
I'm not sure I have an entire book
in me.
Mary and Angus exchange a look.
MARY
You can't even have a whole dream,
can you?
INT. NURSE'S QUARTERS - NIGHT
Paul, now in pajamas, occupies this separate, spartan space --
a bed and a sink -- used occasionally by a nurse. He
stretches unsteadily, picks up a nearby bottle of Jim Beam
and takes a deep pull. He puts the bottle down, mutters to
himself and collapses heavily onto the thin mattress.
INT. NURSE'S QUARTERS - LATER
Paul is passed out atop the covers. The door opens. Angus
peers inside, enters quietly, and glances around the room.
He sees the RING OF KEYS and the FLASHLIGHT.
INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT
Angus raids the freezer and chips away at a tub of freezer-
burned ice cream.
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INT. CHAPEL - SACRISTY - NIGHT
Angus pours sacramental wine into a chalice. Gulps it down.
Not bad! Hits it again.
INT. KITCHEN STAFF COMMON ROOM - NIGHT
Angus peers at Mary, asleep on the couch, test pattern on the
TV.
INT. CHAPEL - NIGHT
Angus sits at the piano. Lights a cigarette. Strikes one
key. As the note decays, he expels a column of smoke that
hangs in the moonlight.
INT. CHAPEL - DAWN
Angus sits in the front pew, contemplating the photo of
Curtis Lamb by the altar.
Mary enters the chapel, takes off her winter coat and takes a
seat in a rear pew.
Angus notices her and nods a greeting. She nods back.
UNDER BLACK --
DAY 6 - DECEMBER 23, 1970
INT. DINING HALL - DAY
Paul and Angus eat lunch. Mary has coffee and a smoke.
PAUL
I have a surprise.
He produces the Christmas cookies Miss Crane gave him.
PAUL (CONT'D)
These were a gift to me, and I
would like to share them with both
of you. Look at them. Look at the
festive shapes. Snowflakes.
Gingerbread men. A tree. A little
mitten. And they've got frosting!
Paul smiles thinly, bites into one, makes "yummy" noises.
Angus stares at this loser.
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ANGUS
May I go to the bathroom, sir?
PAUL
You may.
Angus stalks out of the room. Paul looks at Mary, flummoxed.
PAUL (CONT'D)
Well, I'm trying.
Mary can't help but laugh at his pathetic attempt.
INT. HALLWAY - DAY
Angus talks on a PAY PHONE.
ANGUS
Well, if you don't have a single
room, I'll take a junior suite or
the equivalent. I fully understand
it's the holidays, but it's kind of
an emergency.
Paul comes around the corner.
PAUL
Mr. Tully, what are you doing?
ANGUS
(holding up a finger)
No, no credit card. I'll pay cash
or traveler's checks.
PAUL
I didn't say you could use the
phone.
ANGUS
I see. Okay, then can you
recommend somewhere else, maybe
downtown?
Paul hangs up the phone on him.
PAUL
Was that a hotel?
ANGUS
None of your business.
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PAUL
It is absolutely my business. I'm
looking after you.
ANGUS
Looking after me? Like what, like
my warden? Like my butler?
There's nobody here, okay? Just us
two losers and a grieving mom, so
let's cut the shit. You stay out
of my way, and I'll stay out of
yours.
Paul stares at him incredulously, then pulls a slip of paper
from his pocket.
PAUL
That's a detention.
Angus walks away.
PAUL (CONT'D)
You just earned a detention, sir.
Now get back here.
ANGUS
Being here with you is already one
big fucking detention!
PAUL
Son of a bitch. That's another
detention!
Angus sets off down the hallway, knocking over trash cans,
tearing down fliers, general mayhem. Paul chases him.
PAUL (CONT'D)
I don't know what you're playing
at, Mr. Tully, but you are courting
disaster.
Angus rounds a corner, stops, and turns to peer back at Paul,
who is huffing and puffing in pursuit.
ANGUS
Without sufficient exercise, the
body devours itself.
As Paul struggles to catch up, Angus sprints away.
PAUL
You are careening toward a
suspension!
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INT. TROPHY ROOM - DAY
Angus dashes up stairs and across a room filled with
mementoes honoring past athletes. He stops to wait for Paul,
who is out of breath on the steps.
Once Paul reaches the top, Angus cartwheels toward the door
to the --
INT. NEW GYMNASIUM - CONTINUOUS
Angus stands at the threshold. It's pristine. Jordan
Osgood's father really did spend a lot.
PAUL
Don't even think about it, Mr.
Tully!
(catching up)
You are a hair's breadth from
suspension. I'll wash my hands of
you. You hear me? Wash my hands.
Stop right there. You know the gym
is strictly off limits. This is
your Rubicon. Do not cross the
Rubicon.
Angus steps onto the freshly lacquered floor.
ANGUS
Alea jacta est.
Despite the circumstances, Paul is impressed by Angus's
reference.
Angus eyes a POMMEL HORSE across the gym, takes a deep breath
and runs toward it. He vaults over it but topples clumsily --
and hard -- on the other side.
A beat, then Angus rises to his knees, his LEFT ARM DANGLING
oddly. He SCREAMS in agony.
ANGUS (CONT'D)
Oh fuck! Mr. Hunham!
Paul goes white.
EXT. FACULTY PARKING LOT - DAY
A frantic Paul struggles to scrape the windshield of his 1964
NOVA. In excruciating pain, Angus wears his coat with only
one arm in a sleeve.
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ANGUS
Hurry up! Hurry!
PAUL
I am hurrying!
INT. NOVA - DAY
Paul white-knuckles the wheel. Angus whimpers in the back.
PAUL
I was on thin ice already. If
Woodrup finds out, the facts won't
matter. He'll make it my fault.
ANGUS
It is your fault.
PAUL
What?
ANGUS
You said it yourself. You were
supposed to be looking after me.
PAUL
I told you to stop!
ANGUS
You said you washed your hands of
me.
PAUL
I meant it metaphorically.
ANGUS
Of course you meant it
metaphorically. What were you
going to do, actually go and wash
your hands?!
Angus chokes back tears, the effort transforming his face.
Paul realizes he's just a terrified kid with a fucked-up arm.
INT. BARTON HOSPITAL - EMERGENCY ROOM - DAY
Angus and Paul sit in a hallway.
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PAUL
This is the end. They'll inform
the school, who will inform your
parents, and then it's curtains.
You're going to get me fired. You!
ANGUS
I'm the one who might lose an arm,
and all you can think about is
yourself.
A friendly NURSE comes by and hands Paul a clipboard.
NURSE
If you could just fill this out,
please. Admissions and insurance.
Paul reluctantly starts writing -- it's going to be official
now. Angus clocks Paul's dread and calls the Nurse back.
ANGUS
Excuse me. Is there any way we
could skip this whole insurance
thing?
NURSE
It's just standard procedure.
ANGUS
I understand. But look, we were
over at Squantz pond playing
hockey, and I slipped on the ice.
PAUL
Angus, what are you doing?
ANGUS
My mom told him not to take me, but
I made him. My folks are divorced,
and we don't get to see each other
very often. She'll be mad as a
hornet if she finds out.
NURSE
Okay, that's your business. But we
just have certain protocols.
PAUL
Yeah. Protocols.
ANGUS
Please. I never get to see my dad.
It was my fault, all mine. I don't
want to get him in trouble.
(MORE)
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ANGUS (CONT'D)
(to Paul)
I don't want her dragging you to
court again.
(to the Nurse)
Can we can skip the whole insurance
thing? We can pay cash. Right,
Dad?
INT. BARTON HOSPITAL - TREATMENT ROOM - LATER
A shirtless Angus sits on a stretcher, his shoulder blade
protruding at a sickening angle. Paul stands nearby. A
young INTERN points at an x-ray.
INTERN
The good news is nothing's broken.
PAUL
Thank God.
INTERN
But you did dislocate your shoulder
pretty badly.
ANGUS
What does that mean?
INTERN
That means your arm has popped out
of the socket, and we just have to
pop it back in.
ANGUS
Is it going to hurt?
INTERN
Not if you relax. The key is to
relax. Deep breaths.
The Intern and the Nurse wind a bedsheet around Angus,
creating a slipknot with Angus's shoulder at the center.
INTERN (CONT'D)
On three. One, two, three.
The Intern and the Nurse yank the bedsheet in opposite
directions. Angus writhes and SCREAMS.
We hold on Paul's horrified face and hear a wet POP!
PAUL
Jesus!
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INT. BARTON HOSPITAL - PHARMACY - DAY
His arm now in a SLING, Angus walks with Paul toward a small
dispensary.
PAUL
Barton men don't do that.
ANGUS
Do what?
PAUL
Barton men don't lie.
ANGUS
Yeah, well, I had momentum.
Paul hands over a prescription to a PHARMACIST.
PAUL
Hello, we have this, uh...
PHARMACIST
Percodan, huh? Okay, give me a few
minutes.
The Pharmacist walks away.
ANGUS
You said that if Woodrup finds out,
you're screwed. So now he won't
find out.
PAUL
What happens if your parents
inquire?
ANGUS
Never going to happen. Trust me.
PAUL
Okay, then. This all remains entre
nous. Got it? You know what entre
nous means?
ANGUS
Oui, monsieur. Now you owe me.
PAUL
Owe you? Do not try to leverage
me, Mr. Tully.
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ANGUS
All I'm looking for is little thank
you that I did something nice for
you. That's all.
EXT. THE WINNING TICKET - EVENING
A weather-beaten watering hole in the heart of Barton.
INT. THE WINNING TICKET - EVENING
A working class tavern -- pizza, burgers, beer, jukebox,
pinball machines. A TV shows protests, Nixon, and choppers
with wounded.
Paul and Angus sit at a table. Angus scans the menu.
ANGUS
I think I'll start with a beer.
How about you?
PAUL
Don't be ridiculous, Mr. Tully.
ANGUS
We've had a hard day. We deserve
to loosen up a little.
PAUL
You've had ten milligrams of
Percodan. You're plenty loose
already.
ANGUS
They've got Miller High Life.
"The Champagne of Beers."
A WAITRESS approaches. Why, it's none other than --
PAUL
Miss Crane. As I live and breathe.
What are you doing here?
MISS CRANE
Hi, guys. Yeah, I always pick up a
little extra work over Thanksgiving
and Christmas.
PAUL
This is Mr. Tully.
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MISS CRANE
Sure, I know you.
ANGUS
Angus Tully. We met outside Dr.
Woodrup's office. I was wrongly
accused of blowing up a toilet.
MISS CRANE
I didn't know about the "wrongly"
part.
PAUL
He'll have a cheeseburger.
ANGUS
And a Miller High Life, please.
PAUL
No, you will not.
ANGUS
Where do you stand on Miller High
Life, Miss Crane? Quality-wise.
MISS CRANE
Well, like they say, it's the
Champagne of Beers.
ANGUS
And she's a professional.
MISS CRANE
Okay, well, one cheeseburger.
ANGUS
(reluctantly)
And a Coke.
PAUL
(to Miss Crane)
I'll have a cheeseburger as well.
MISS CRANE
Two cheeseburgers.
PAUL
And a Jim Beam. On the rocks.
Please.
She smiles and exits. Paul watches her go. Angus grins.
ANGUS
Ouch. You two have chemistry.
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PAUL
That's the Percodan talking.
ANGUS
Seeing her like this, I think she's
pretty attractive.
PAUL
Listen, you hormonal vulgarian,
that woman deserves your respect,
not your erotic speculation.
ANGUS
May I at least go to the bathroom?
Sir?
PAUL
You mean the payphone.
They stare at each other. Angus peels off to the bathroom.
Miss Crane returns.
MISS CRANE
A Coke and a double Jim. I charged
you for a single.
PAUL
Thank you. Chin chin.
MISS CRANE
So how'd you get stuck holding
over? I thought this was Mr.
Endicott's year.
PAUL
I'm being punished. Dr. Woodrup
is, how can I put this --
MISS CRANE
A pompous ass with a dictator
complex? Oops. What I meant to
say was that he's a lovely,
compassionate educator with really
groovy beard.
PAUL
I've had a lot of former students
rise to positions of authority, but
he's the only one I've ever had to
report to.
MISS CRANE
He was your student?
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PAUL
My first year teaching, and he was
an asshole even then.
Miss Crane LAUGHS. Paul joins in.
MISS CRANE
Well, listen, if you and Angus are
really all alone up there, I'm
having a little Christmas Eve
party, in case, you know, you guys
want to stop by.
Miss Crane smiles warmly. Paul smiles back, a deer in the
headlights.
OUTSIDE THE MEN'S ROOM
Angus exits and sees a young man playing pinball, kind of a
PINBALL WIZARD. Angus approaches and lays a COIN on the edge
of the machine.
PINBALL WIZARD
Sorry, kid. Next game's taken.
ANGUS
But I just put a dime down.
PINBALL WIZARD
Don't care. My buddy's up next.
ANGUS
That's not how it works.
PINBALL WIZARD
That's how it works in here. Why
don't you go shoot the other
fuckin' machine.
ANGUS
Because I don't want to shoot the
other fuckin' machine.
Angus stares at him. He breaks his focus and loses the game.
PINBALL WIZARD
Thanks for fuckin' up my mojo.
Kenny! You're up.
ANGUS
Bullshit. I put my dime down, so
I'm up next.
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VOICE (O.C.)
What was that?
Angus turns to see KENNETH, a YOUNG VET in an army jacket, a
little drunk, and a HOOK where his right hand should be.
ANGUS
Oh.
Angus stares at the hook.
KENNETH
Hey, sport, my eyes are up here.
PINBALL WIZARD
Look at this kid. Spoiled little
Barton boy.
KENNETH
Yeah, he's a fancy little prick,
isn't he?
ANGUS
It's fine. You can take my dime.
KENNETH
Take it? You want me to take your
dime? Like it's charity?
ANGUS
No, what I meant is we can play
together. You can be my left arm.
KENNETH
What the fuck did you just say to
me?
Kenneth steps toward Angus. They're nearly nose to nose now.
AT THE TABLE
Paul chats with Miss Crane. Angus run/walks up the two of
them with Kenneth and the Pinball Wizard in hot pursuit.
ANGUS
Mr. Hunham, can we go, please?
PAUL
Why?
ANGUS
I've been called a fancy little
prick. We should go.
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KENNETH
(approaching)
Hey, why'd you run off? We were
talking to you. Don't they teach
you manners at that school?
Kenneth pokes Angus in the chest with his hook.
MISS CRANE
No, no, no. Kenneth, leave him
alone. They just came in for some
food.
Kenneth closes on Angus. Mayhem is a moment away.
PAUL
Kenneth, is that right? I don't
doubt that he did something to
offend you. It's his specialty.
Perhaps I could purchase you
gentlemen something to imbibe, and
we could let whatever this
unfortunate incident is go the way
of the dodo.
PINBALL WIZARD
The what?! "
ANGUS
The dodo. It's an extinct bird.
MISS CRANE
What he's saying is he wants to buy
you guys a beer.
Kenneth considers the offer. Finally, he steps back.
KENNETH
Yeah, okay.
PINBALL WIZARD
Same here. I'll have a Miller.
ANGUS
Champagne of beers!
EXT. BARTON STREET - NIGHT
Paul and Angus leave the tavern.
ANGUS
Why'd you buy those guys beer?
They're assholes.
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PAUL
That's one way to look at it.
Here, catch.
Paul tosses his keys at Angus, who reflexively catches them.
PAUL (CONT'D)
How many boys do you know who have
had their hands blown off? Barton
boys don't go to Vietnam. They go
to Yale or Dartmouth or Cornell,
whether they deserve to or not.
ANGUS
Except for Curtis Lamb.
PAUL
Except for Curtis Lamb.
ANGUS
Were you ever in the military?
PAUL
I tried to enlist in `41, but was
rejected.
(points to his eyes)
They made me an air raid warden.
Gave me a whistle and everything.
Helmet. Arm band.
EXT. BARTON STREET - MOMENTS LATER
Paul unlocks his Nova, but the door sticks, so he walks
around to unlock the passenger side. He gets inside and
slides over to the driver's seat -- clearly a routine.
ANGUS
Before we get going, can I be
candid with you? You smell.
INT. NOVA - CONTINUOUS
Angus gets in the car, too. Paul looks at him sadly.
ANGUS
Like fish. And it's really
noticeable toward the end of the
day. I even smell it on your coat.
Mind if I crack the window?
PAUL
Trimethylaminuria.
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ANGUS
Huh?
PAUL
Trimethylaminuria. It means my body
can't break down trimethylamine.
That's the smell. And yes, more
toward the end of the day.
ANGUS
Wow. Your whole life?
(off Paul's nod)
No wonder you're afraid of women.
PAUL
(stung)
I am not afraid of women. Jesus.
ANGUS
I shouldn't have said anything.
Dr. Gertler says I should give more
consideration to my audience.
PAUL
Who's Dr. Gertler?
ANGUS
My shrink. We're working on it.
And other things.
PAUL
Has Dr. Gertler ever tried a swift
kick in the ass?
ANGUS
Now your turn. Go ahead, tell me
something about me. Something
negative.
PAUL
Something negative about you?
ANGUS
Sure. Just one thing.
PAUL
Just one?
Angus nods. Paul shoots looks at him, thinking. There are a
hundred things to say, but he just starts the car.
UNDER BLACK --
DAY 7 - CHRISTMAS EVE, 1970
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INT. DINING HALL - MORNING
Paul and Angus eat breakfast. Mary enters with her coffee.
MARY
So why'd you two miss supper last
night?
PAUL
We went into town on some school-
related business.
MARY
You could have called.
PAUL
Sorry.
Danny -- the custodian with the snowblower from the opening --
enters, carrying a mop and bucket.
DANNY
Good morning, everybody.
PAUL
Hi, Danny.
MARY
Go on in. Make yourself a plate.
DANNY
I just saw something funny. I
walked into the gym and somebody
had vomited in there.
Mary raises an eyebrow at Paul and Angus.
PAUL
You don't say. I don't know
anything about that.
ANGUS
Me neither.
PAUL
I'll look into that right away.
Thank you.
MARY
Mm-hmm. I see how it is.
She looks at Danny. Danny sets the mop and bucket down
beside Angus, then heads into the kitchen. Mary lights a
cigarette and follows.
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EXT. QUAD - DAY
Taking a vigorous "constitutional," Paul finds a FOOTBALL
abandoned in the snow. He stares at it, then picks it up and
throws it. It's the most awkward throw ever.
INT. KITCHEN - DAY
Mary prepares a roast. Paul peels potatoes. A bottle of
bourbon and two mugs sit nearby.
MARY
I appreciate you pitching in.
PAUL
No, no. I should be thanking you.
This is very... therapeutic.
MARY
Try it when you're stuck serving
three hundred little shits who do
nothing but complain, then see how
"therapeutic" it is.
Angus enters and notices a PLATE OF BROWNIES on the table.
MARY (CONT'D)
Speaking of.
ANGUS
Brownies? God, yes. I want all of
these.
MARY
Just take one. The rest are for
the Christmas party tonight.
Angus snags a brownie and devours it.
ANGUS
(mouth full)
What Christmas party? There's a
Christmas party?
MARY
At Miss Crane's house. I'm only
gonna go for a little bit and show
my face. She said she invited you.
ANGUS
I want to go to the party.
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PAUL
She didn't mean it. We were just
making small talk.
MARY
If you don't want to go, then don't
go. I'll take him.
ANGUS
Mary can take me.
PAUL
No, that's not how it works.
You're under my supervision.
ANGUS
Okay, maybe it's fine for you to sit
around reading books all day, but I
am losing my goddamned mind! Jesus!
Angus flings his half-finished brownie and storms out.
MARY
Hey! Watch your mouth, young man.
Not on Christmas!
PAUL
You see? I can't trust him in a
social situation.
MARY
Mr. Hunham, if you're too
chickenshit to go to that party,
then just say so. But don't fuck
it up for the little asshole!
What's wrong with you? It's just a
party. What are you afraid of?
PAUL
(almost inaudibly)
I don't know.
MARY
Shit. Now you've got me nervous.
INT. INFIRMARY - NIGHT
At a small sink with tiny mirror, Angus tries his hand at
shaving. Really, there's no need.
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INT. MARY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
In a robe, Mary stands in front of her open closet flipping
through dresses.
CURTIS'S DRESS UNIFORM hangs among her clothes. She pauses
when she comes to it, then looks at a worn BROWN CARDBOARD
BOX on the shelf above it. She touches the box, then chooses
an outfit.
She glances out the window. It's SNOWING again.
INT. NURSE'S QUARTERS - NIGHT
Paul stands at a mirror in a fresh shirt and tie under his
corduroy jacket. He smooths his hair, checks his breath,
discreetly smells himself. Not good. He heads into --
THE BATHROOM
-- where he finds a can of AIR FRESHENER, sprays a little
under each arm of his jacket. Sniffs. Close enough.
EXT. NEW ENGLAND ROAD - NIGHT
The Nova rattles past shuttered shops and darkened homes
strung with Christmas lights.
EXT. MISS CRANE'S HOUSE - NIGHT
A modest house on a tree-lined street.
Paul, Mary and Angus stand on the porch. Miss Crane opens
the door. Already a little lit, she wears a bright "midi"
dress and holds a highball.
MISS CRANE
You made it! I'm so glad you're
here.
MARY
We're happy to be here.
(lifting the foil)
Where should I put these?
MISS CRANE
Your brownies. Those you can put
on my bedside table.
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MARY
You are a wicked woman.
MISS CRANE
Oh, you have no idea.
They share a laugh. Miss Crane takes Mary's arm and leads her
into the party. Paul and Angus follow.
INT. MISS CRANE'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
A Christmas party is in full swing. There's a large silver
Christmas tree in the corner. ADULTS drink, talk, laugh,
smoke. KIDS run around.
PAUL
Certainly a lot of people here.
MISS CRANE
It's mostly family, some friends
from town. Only you guys from
work. That's my mom over there.
She points to an OLDER LADY on the sofa, chatting with
friends.
Then she points at a PRETTY WOMAN holding a THREE-YEAR-OLD
BOY. The boy wears a dress shirt, tie and shoes, but no
pants.
MISS CRANE (CONT'D)
That's my sister Kathy and her son
Marvin.
She points to ANOTHER MAN standing with a twelve-year-old
BOY, both in matching turtlenecks.
MISS CRANE (CONT'D)
That's my friend Tom -- he owns the
men's clothing store on Bellamy
Street -- and his son Brad.
On a mantel crowded with Christmas tchotchkes, Angus spots a
SNOW GLOBE. He picks it up and shakes it. For a moment, the
party falls away completely as he stares at the swirling
snow, lost in a sweet, distant memory.
MISS CRANE (CONT'D)
Angus.
Jolted back to reality, he turns to Miss Crane, who stands
with a lovely GIRL, 16.
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MISS CRANE (CONT'D)
This is Angus Tully. He's one of
our students at Barton. Angus,
this is my niece, Elise.
ANGUS
Niece Elise. Nice.
Paul gives him a look.
MISS CRANE
This is Mr. Hunham. He's one of
our finest teachers. History,
right?
PAUL
Ancient Civilizations, yes.
MISS CRANE
And this is Mary Lamb. She's the
manager of the cafeteria
ELISE
Hi.
MISS CRANE
Why don't you take Angus to the
basement and introduce him to our
family tradition?
Elise leads Angus away.
MISS CRANE (CONT'D)
Let me get you guys some drinks.
Jim Beam for you, right?
PAUL
Correct.
MARY
I'll take a whiskey.
Miss Crane smiles and wanders off. Paul ambles over to the
buffet. A PARTY GOER smiles at him. Paul smiles back but
makes no effort to engage.
INT. MISS CRANE'S HOUSE - BASEMENT - NIGHT
Elise leads Angus downstairs to sort of ARTSY-CRAFTSY AREA,
where YOUNGER KIDS are gluing Popsicle sticks together and
decorating them with glitter, pipe-cleaners and paint.
Angus can't stop glancing at Elise.
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ANGUS
This is what you wanted to show me?
ELISE
I grew up playing down here during
my aunt's parties. I think it's
kind of cool. There's a purity to
it. I mean, every child is an
artist. The problem is remaining
an artist when we grow up. Picasso
said that.
ANGUS
Picasso's cool. I saw Guérnica
once. You know, the big mural,
with the horse.
He pulls a twisted Guernica face.
ELISE
I know Guérnica. You really saw
it?
ANGUS
At the Museum of Modern Art in New
York. It's huge. My dad took me.
ELISE
Hey, Guernica: you're giving me an
idea.
INT. MISS CRANE'S HOUSE - DEN - NIGHT
Mary stands by the hi-fi, drink in hand, clearly melancholy.
Custodian Danny enters the party and spots her.
DANNY
There you go. How're you doing
tonight?
They exchange a chaste little hug.
MARY
I'm doing all right. They put me
in charge of the music.
DANNY
Who put you in charge of the music?
MARY
I did.
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DANNY
(sweetly)
You're so crazy.
An awkward moment. Danny produces a small gift.
DANNY (CONT'D)
I got you a little something.
MARY
No.
Danny nods -- Go on, open it.
MARY (CONT'D)
Danny, you didn't have to do this.
DANNY
I don't have to do anything except
pay taxes and die. I wanted to.
She unwraps the gift -- it's a pin.
MARY
This is lovely. Thank you.
DANNY
You're welcome.
MARY
But Danny, I didn't get you
anything.
DANNY
Yeah, you did. That beautiful
smile.
Mary smiles, almost despite herself.
DANNY (CONT'D)
There it is.
MARY
Well, then. Merry Christmas.
INT. MISS CRANE'S HOUSE - BASEMENT - NIGHT
Elise and Angus finger-paint.
ANGUS
Am I doing this right?
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ELISE
There is no right or wrong.
She leans toward him, spreading the paint across the paper.
Angus tries not to stare.
ELISE (CONT'D)
Are you trying to look down my
shirt?
ANGUS
No. Yes.
She smiles and keeps on painting.
ELISE
You know, I'm not going to do this
if you're not going to take it
seriously.
ANGUS
I am taking it seriously. As
seriously as one can take finger
painting.
ELISE
No, you're not. You missed this
whole area, right here.
She leans closer, pointing to a blank space. Their eyes
meet. She smiles and kisses him gently. We can tell it's
his first. It takes a moment for him to process it before
kissing back.
INT. MISS CRANE'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Paul examines the silver Christmas tree. Miss Crane
approaches with his drink and kisses him on the cheek.
PAUL
(shocked)
Oh!
She hands him his glass of Jim and points at the ceIling.
MISS CRANE
Mistletoe.
PAUL
Right. Of course.
(a beat, then, awkwardly)
You know, it's interesting.
(MORE)
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PAUL (CONT'D)
Aeneas carried mistletoe when he
descended into Hades in search of
his father.
MISS CRANE
Huh.
PAUL
Anyway, I like your tree. Very
space age.
MISS CRANE
I bought it to commemorate the moon
landing!
PAUL
Really. Oh.
MISS CRANE
So where's your family this
Christmas?
PAUL
Nowhere. I'm an only child. My
mother died when I was young.
MISS CRANE
And your father?
Paul shakes his head, loath to get into something unpleasant.
PAUL
Let's just say I left home when I
was fifteen.
MISS CRANE
You ran away?
PAUL
Worse. I got a scholarship. To
Barton. And from there, I went to
college and never looked back.
MISS CRANE
But you did a little. I mean, you came
back here.
Paul looks at her, wheels turning.
PAUL
It kind of feels like home. And I
guess I thought I could make a
difference.
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MISS CRANE
And do you? Make a difference?
PAUL
I mean, I used to think I could
prepare them for the world, even a
little -- provide standards and
grounding, like Dr. Green always
drilled into us. But the world
doesn't make sense anymore. It's
on fire, the rich don't give a
shit, poor kids are cannon fodder,
integrity's a punch line, trust is
just a name on a bank.
Miss Crane absorbs this and studies Paul.
MISS CRANE
Well, look. If that's all true,
then now is when they most need
someone like you.
She smiles at him -- dazzling even with the dark sentiments.
A bittersweet Christmas moment.
BY THE STEREO
Still with Danny and a little drunk, Mary cues up a record,
but she has trouble dropping the needle and makes horrible
scratching noise.
Finally Artie Shaw's "WHEN WINTER COMES" comes on.
MARY
Danny, do you know Curtis used to
love Artie Shaw? We used to dance
to this. I mean, what teenage kid
listens to Artie Shaw?
A MALE GUEST heads toward the stereo.
MALE GUEST
You're kidding me. Can't we play
something a little hipper?
MARY
Don't touch that goddamn record.
DANNY
Maybe you better sit down.
MARY
Danny, I'm okay.
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He puts his arm around her. She removes it.
MARY (CONT'D)
I said I'm okay!
Teetering, she finds a seat. We move CLOSER to her as she
listens. Danny looks at her, seeing she's unreachable.
MARY (CONT'D)
Get me another drink.
ON THE COUCH
Miss Crane and Paul are deep into their drinks.
MISS CRANE
Are you planning anything special
for tomorrow?
PAUL
Why, are you having a...
MISS CRANE
No, I just thought maybe you'd be
doing something special for Angus.
(off Paul's head shake)
You should. To help preserve some
of the magic. He may be a little
difficult, but he's still just a
kid. And life catches up to them
so fast. Them. Ha. Us!
She has a point. Paul looks at her, touched.
PAUL
You're a very sweet person,
Miss Crane.
MISS CRANE
So are you, when you want to be.
And it's Lydia.
He basks in this small intimacy. Behind him, the front door
swings open. Her face lights up.
MISS CRANE (CONT'D)
Excuse me for a minute, will you?
Paul turns to see a somewhat HANDSOME MAN taking off his coat
and waving. She rushes to the door and greets him with a
deep kiss. Paul's smile fades. Angus comes over, concerned.
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ANGUS
Mr. Hunham, could you come with me,
please?
PAUL
Yeah, what is it?
Angus pulls Paul across the living room and into--
INT. MISS CRANE'S HOUSE - KITCHEN - NIGHT
-- where Mary stands by the sink, her back turned away.
Danny is next to her, trying in vain to comfort her.
Paul approaches, finding Mary weeping quietly.
PAUL
Mary? Mary, are you all right?
MARY
Just leave me alone.
DANNY
You want me to take you home?
MARY
Back off!
Stung, Danny retreats. Paul closes the door. Mary starts to
SOB.
MARY (CONT'D)
He's gone.
No more brave face. Real grief in real time. The enormity
of her heartbreak leaves the men speechless.
EXT. MISS CRANE'S HOUSE - NIGHT
Supporting her on either side, Paul and Angus guide Mary down
the front steps and toward the Nova.
PAUL
I was right. This is why I hate
parties. That was a disaster.
Total disaster!
ANGUS
Speak for yourself. I was having
fun. Let's take Mary home, make
sure she's okay and we'll come
back.
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PAUL
Out of the question.
ANGUS
Would you give me a break?! I was
hitting it off with Elise.
PAUL
The niece? Are you kidding me?
This poor woman is bereft, and all
you can think about is some silly
girl.
MARY
I don't need you feeling sorry for
me.
ANGUS
See?! I'm just saying this is the
first good thing that came from
being in this prison with you.
PAUL
Need I remind you it's not my fault
you're stuck here? Do you think I
want to be babysitting you? I was
praying to the God I don't believe
in that your mother would pick up
the phone, or your father would
arrive in a helicopter or a
submarine or a flying fucking saucer
to take you off my hands.
ANGUS
My father's dead.
PAUL
But I thought your father --
ANGUS
That's just some rich guy my mom
married. Give me your keys.
PAUL
It's unlocked.
Angus heads over to open the car door.
MARY
You don't tell a boy who's been
left behind at Christmas that
you're aching to cut him loose.
That nobody wants him. What the
fuck is wrong with you?
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She grabs his arm.
MARY (CONT'D)
Let's go. I'm cold.
DAY 8 - CHRISTMAS DAY, 1970
INT. NURSE'S QUARTERS - EARLY MORNING
Paul lies awake, staring at the ceiling. He sits up.
INT. INFIRMARY - DAY
Now dressed, Paul looks in on Angus, still asleep.
EXT. FACULTY PARKING LOT - DAY
More snow. Paul trudges toward the Nova.
EXT. ROAD - DAY
The Nova motors past us.
EXT. CHRISTMAS TREE LOT - DAY
The Townies in orange sit drinking coffee on the hatch of a
pick-up. The Nova rattles up. Paul gets out.
TOWNIE #1
What can we do for you, chief?
PAUL
I'm looking for a tree.
TOWNIE #1
(pointing to runty trees)
You've come to the right place.
Big fire sale on all remaining
inventory.
EXT. ROAD - DAY
The Nova heads back to school, a small tree tied to its roof.
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INT. INFIRMARY - DAY
Paul is puzzled to find the room empty.
PAUL
Mr. Tully? Mr. Tully? Angus
Tully!
INT. KITCHEN - DAY
Paul enters to find Mary cooking, on the downslope of a
hangover.
PAUL
Good morning.
MARY
Merry Christmas.
PAUL
Merry Christmas. Of course. How
are you?
MARY
Got a case of the cocktail flu.
PAUL
Have you seen the boy?
She shakes her head.
PAUL (CONT'D)
Goddamn it. Where the hell can he
be?
EXT. BARTON ACADEMY - QUAD - DAY
Paul scans the empty quad.
PAUL
ANGUS!
INT. STAIRWAY - HALLWAY - DAY
Now a little panicked, Paul ascends a stairway.
PAUL
Mr. Tully!
He hears MUSIC and follows the sound into --
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INT. AUDITORIUM - CONTINUOUS
Angus plays piano. Paul listens for a few moments before
making his presence known.
PAUL
Merry Christmas.
ANGUS
Merry Christmas.
PAUL
Where the hell have you been?
ANGUS
I dunno. Here.
PAUL
Come on. I have something to show
you.
INT. DINING HALL - DAY
Angus, Mary and a very proud Paul behold the bare tree, atilt
in a makeshift stand. Beneath it sit three small GIFTS.
ANGUS
No ornaments?
PAUL
I'm sure we can round up some
ornaments.
Paul picks up a gift and hands it to Angus.
PAUL (CONT'D)
This is for you.
Angus is so surprised that he just looks at it before
unwrapping it. It's a book.
PAUL (CONT'D)
"Meditations" by Marcus Aurelius.
For my money, it's like the Bible,
the Koran and the Bhagavad Gita all
rolled up into one. And the best
part is not one mention of God.
ANGUS
Um, okay. Thanks.
Paul gives Mary a gift.
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PAUL
And this is for you.
Mary opens it. It's another copy of "Meditations."
MARY
So you just give this to everybody?
PAUL
And--
Paul hands Mary the remaining gift. It's a badly-wrapped
bottle of whiskey.
MARY
Aw. How did you guess?
PAUL
(to Angus)
Also, this came in the mail for
you.
Paul hands Angus an envelope. He opens it. It's a card
stuffed with CASH. "Happy Holidays from Mom and Stanley."
DINING HALL - LATER
Paul, Mary and Angus finish a lovely Christmas dinner in the
middle of the immense room.
They exchange looks, a new sort of intimacy among them. Mary
lights a cigarette.
PAUL
Thank you, Mary. That was just
lovely.
MARY
It that an actual compliment?
ANGUS
I don't think I've ever had a real
family Christmas like this.
Christmas dinner, I mean -- family
style, out of the oven, all the
trimmings. My mom always just
orders in from Delmonico's.
MARY
She's got the right idea. Next
year I'm ordering in from
Delmonico's.
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ANGUS
Anyway. Thank you, Mary.
MARY
You're welcome.
She winks at him and smiles. Paul raises a glass.
PAUL
I'd like to propose a toast. To my
two unlikely companions on this
snowy island. And to our absent
friends and family. I realize that
none of us is here because he wants
to be, so if there's anything I can
do to make the holidays a little
cheerier for either of you, just
say the word.
ANGUS
Okay, I want to go to Boston.
PAUL
Boston. Why?
ANGUS
Why not? I want a real Christmas.
I want to go ice skating. I want
to see a real Christmas tree with
ornaments, not that stupid thing.
PAUL
You said it was nice.
MARY
It is nice.
ANGUS
Come on. Let's get out of here. I
want a real holiday.
PAUL
Well, we're not going to Boston.
It's out of the question.
MARY
You just told the boy "anything."
So take the kid to Boston.
PAUL
Mary, we're not allowed to leave
campus or the immediate environs.
Paul catches Mary and Angus's look. Sighs.
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PAUL (CONT'D)
But I suppose we could call it a
field trip. A field trip would
fall under the ambit of additional
academic pursuits. There's even a
fund set aside for additional
academic pursuits.
ANGUS
I'll go pack.
Angus rises and sprints away happily.
MARY
I'm gonna need you to drive me to
Roxbury.
PAUL
All right.
HIGH AND WIDE
The Nova cruises past steepled churches and colonial
clapboard houses strung with Christmas lights. Currier &
Ives New England, snowbound and gorgeous.
The BOSTON SKYLINE comes into view.
EXT. RESIDENTIAL STREET - ROXBURY, BOSTON - DAY
The Nova pulls to the curb across from a TRIPLE-DECKER
apartment building.
INT. NOVA - CONTINUOUS
Paul puts it in park.
MARY
Here we are.
PAUL
That's an awful lot of stairs.
MARY
Probably icy, too.
Who's not getting the hint?
PAUL
Mr. Tully.
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ANGUS
Right. Mary, can I help with your
bags?
MARY
Yes please.
Angus gets out, opens the trunk, grabs Mary's bag and the BOX
we saw earlier.
MARY (CONT'D)
(opening the window)
Be careful with the box.
Angus carries her luggage and the Box and crosses the street.
PAUL
You know you're more than welcome
to a room at the hotel. We've got
the money.
MARY
Are you out of your mind? I need a
break from you two and all your
damn bickering. Besides I'm
looking forward to visiting my
little sister. She's pregnant.
PAUL
That's wonderful.
Paul takes Mary's hand and squeezes it. She makes a face.
MARY
Mr. Hunham!
PAUL
Oh, sorry. My hands sweat.
Hyperhidrosis.
Through the windshield they watch Angus navigate the stairs.
On the second level he looks down. Mary opens her door.
MARY
One more flight up!
(to Paul)
You two going to be all right?
PAUL
Oh, yes. The young monster will be
well under control.
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They see Angus summit the stairs and put the bags down.
Mary's sister PEGGY and her husband LESTER come onto the
balcony and wave.
PEGGY
Mary!
Mary's face lights up. She calls back to Peggy.
MARY
Hi!
She turns to Paul.
MARY (CONT'D)
Bye.
Mary gets out, slams the door, crosses the street and passes
Angus at the bottom of the stairs.
ANGUS
Bye, Mary.
MARY
Not yet. Now you've got to help me
up there.
ANGUS
Oh yeah. Sure thing.
Angus takes her arm and they begin the ascent.
INT. PEGGY'S TOWNHOUSE - GUEST BEDROOM - DAY
The room is being converted into a nursery. Someone has
started painting a wall, and there's a crib in the corner.
Mary is seated on the bed. The Box is next to her.
She stands, picks up the Box and carries it to a bureau. She
opens it, revealing OLD BABY CLOTHES. She takes out a bottle,
then a pair shoes. She holds them for a moment, smiles sadly,
then starts putting the items into the drawers.
Peggy appears in the doorway. Mary turns. They look at each
other. Mary takes a step toward her. They hug for a long
time.
INT. PEGGY'S TOWNHOUSE - GUEST BEDROOM - LATER
Mary and Peggy sit on the bed, talking and laughing. Lester
sticks his head in. The women don't notice him. He smiles
and keeps moving.
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UNDER BLACK --
DAY 10 - DECEMBER 27, 1970
EXT. BOSTON STREET - DAY
Paul and Angus walk the sun-dappled, snowy streets...
EXT. ANOTHER BOSTON STREET - DAY
...through bustling crowds going about their holiday
business.
EXT. BRATTLE BOOK SHOP - DAY
Paul and Angus browse at an outdoor bookstore open even
during winter. Soon a HOOKER in a short coat and go-go boots
wanders by. She approaches Paul.
HOOKER
Hi there, handsome. Got a
cigarette?
PAUL
No, sorry, I smoke a pipe.
HOOKER
Then how about a date? You want a
date?
PAUL
No, thank you.
HOOKER
Come on. Let's go somewhere warm.
ANGUS
(to Paul)
Go ahead. I can wait here.
HOOKER
See? He can wait here and read
some books. Get educated. He
doesn't mind if daddy gets a little
candy cane.
PAUL
Thank you, but I've never really
liked candy canes. Plus, I'm pre-
diabetic.
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This is hopeless. The Hooker walks away.
ANGUS
You know, if you do want a little
candy cane, I won't tell anyone.
PAUL
Mr. Tully, for most people, sex is
ninety-nine percent friction and one
percent good will. Call me old-
fashioned, but I place value on
physical intimacy. So should you.
They leave the bookstore. Paul lights his pipe.
ANGUS
You've never had sex, have you?
PAUL
Believe it or not, Mr. Tully, there
was a time when the fire in my
loins burned white hot.
ANGUS
You're full of shit.
PAUL
The details would curl your toes.
ANGUS
Okay, we're finally getting to the
good stuff. Let's hear.
PAUL
Maybe when you turn eighteen. Curl
your toes!
INT. BOSTON FINE ARTS MUSEUM - DAY
Paul and Angus wander among ancient Greek artifacts.
ANGUS
Are we almost done?
PAUL
What's your hurry? I thought you
liked Antiquity.
ANGUS
In class, maybe. But I never think
about it unless I need to.
Paul directs Angus's attention to a display of CERAMICS.
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PAUL
Here. What do you see?
ANGUS
I don't know. A bunch of pottery.
PAUL
(pointing)
Look at that one.
On the vase, a naked Greek couple are seriously going at it.
ANGUS
Candy cane!
PAUL
There's nothing new in human
experience, Mr. Tully. Each
generation thinks it invented
debauchery or suffering or
rebellion, but man's every appetite
and impulse, from the disgusting to
the sublime, is on display right
here, all around you.
Paul gestures around the room, and we cut to CLOSE-UPS of the
art -- conquest, passion, sacrifice.
PAUL (CONT'D)
So before you dismiss something as
boring or irrelevant, remember that
if you truly want to understand the
present, or yourself, you must
begin in the past. History is not
merely the past, Mr. Tully. It's
an explanation of the present.
ANGUS
See, when you say it that way, and
throw in some pornography, it's a
lot easier to understand. You
should try doing more of that in
class and less yelling. You know,
most of the kids pretty much hate
you. Teachers, too. You know that,
right?
Paul looks at him, then down, straining not to feel hurt.
EXT. PARK - SKATING RINK - NIGHT
Festooned for the holidays, the public rink is alive with
SKATERS.
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From the sidelines, Paul watches Angus skate laps, quietly
marveling at the lad's vitality.
EXT. SKATING RINK - NIGHT
Paul and Angus leave, a new ease between them.
HUGH (O.C.)
Paul Hunham? Is that you?
Paul turns to see a COUPLE, Paul's age, approaching at speed.
They have that holiday glow.
HUGH (CONT'D)
Hugh. Hugh Cavanaugh.
PAUL
Yes, of course. Wow. Hugh
Cavanaugh. How are you, Hugh?
HUGH
God, what's it been, thirty years?
This is my wife Karen. Honey, this
is Paul Hunham. We went to Harvard
together.
MRS. CAVANAUGH
Hi, Paul.
PAUL
(thrown)
Yes, we did. Wow. So what're you
up to, Hugh? Still in the area?
HUGH
Oh yes, still here in Boston.
Cambridge.
MRS. CAVANAUGH
Harvard. He just got tenure.
Statistics.
HUGH
Karen.
MRS. CAVANAUGH
He won't blow his own horn, so I
blow it for him.
HUGH
Okay. What about you, Paul?
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PAUL
Teaching as well. We have that in
common. History, ancient history.
HUGH
That's great. Where?
PAUL
Abroad mostly. On fellowships.
Privately funded fellowships.
Universities and private academies,
mostly. Fellowships. I'm
currently posted in Antwerp. Just
back here for the holidays.
HUGH
Is this your son?
ANGUS
I'm his nephew. Leonard.
MRS. CAVANAUGH
Nice to meet you, Leonard.
ANGUS
And he's writing a book right now.
Tell them about your book, Uncle
Paul.
PAUL
My book? It's not a book, really.
Just a monograph. Nothing special.
ANGUS
Don't be so modest. It's about,
uh, cameras, right? Ancient
cameras.
HUGH
Huh.
PAUL
What he means, of course, is the
camera obscura. You know, the
optical and astronomical tool that
dates back to, um, the time of
Anaxagoras.
ANGUS
Tell him the title, Uncle Paul.
PAUL
He's not interested, Leonard.
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HUGH
Sure I am.
PAUL
"Light and Magic in The Ancient
World."
HUGH
Well, Paul, I'm so glad you landed
on your feet. You look swell.
PAUL
You too. So swell.
HUGH
And we'll keep an eye out for your
book. Won't we, honey?
MRS. CAVANAUGH
Of course. Merry Christmas, Paul.
Bye, Leonard.
ANGUS
Merry Christmas.
Paul's forced jocularity vanishes, and he marches away.
ANGUS (CONT'D)
What the fuck just happened?
Paul just keeps walking.
INT. LIQUOR STORE - NIGHT
Paul enters and starts scanning the shelves. Angus follows.
ANGUS
I thought Barton men don't lie.
Don't get me wrong, that was fun,
but you just lied through your
teeth.
PAUL
What I say during a private
conversation is none of your
goddamn business. You're not to
judge me.
ANGUS
It wasn't a private conversation.
The wife and I were there. And I
helped you. Why'd he ask if you
landed on your feet?
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PAUL
What is this, Nuremberg?
ANGUS
You're the hard-ass constantly
telling everybody not to lie and
going on and on about the honor
code.
PAUL
There was an incident when I was at
Harvard. With my roommate.
ANGUS
And?
PAUL
He accused me of copying from his
senior thesis. Plagiarizing.
ANGUS
Well, did you?
PAUL
No! He stole from me. But that
blue-blooded prick's family had
allies on the faculty -- I mean,
their last name is on a library --
so he accused me in order to
sanitize his treachery. And they
threw me out.
ANGUS
So you got kicked out of Harvard
for cheating?
PAUL
No. I got kicked out of Harvard
for hitting him.
ANGUS
You hit him? Like punched him out?
PAUL
No, I hit him with a car.
ANGUS
You got kicked out of Harvard for
hitting a guy with a car?!
Paul finally sees his Jim Beam behind the register and
approaches the stone-faced CASHIER.
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PAUL
By accident. But he broke three
ribs. Which was technically his
fault, because he shouldn't have
been in the road. Pint of Jim
Beam.
CASHIER
Two dollars, please.
Paul pulls out his wallet and pays the Cashier.
PAUL
(to Angus)
Also, he shat himself, which was
the greater indignity.
CASHIER
(handing him the bottle)
Here you go, killer.
EXT. BOSTON STREET - CONTINUOUS
They exit the liquor store and walk around the corner.
ANGUS
So Mr. Hunham never even graduated
college? Holy shit. You didn't
finish up somewhere else?
Paul gives him a look -- "I'm more mysterious than you
thought." He cracks open the pint of Jim. Takes a pull.
ANGUS (CONT'D)
Who else knows?
PAUL
Dr. Green knew. Only Dr. Green.
He'd always believed in me, so he
gave me a job. Adjunct faculty --
zero respect and even less pay, so
nobody batted an eye -- and I've
been at the school ever since.
ANGUS
Are you ashamed how things turned
out?
PAUL
Not at all. I'm proud of my work.
I love history, I love Barton.
Barton is my life. I don't know
what I'd do without Barton.
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ANGUS
Then why did you lie to that guy?
PAUL
Because I knew he'd relish the fact
that I'm a washout and never left my
own high school. And he'd probably
repeat that story to everybody we
used to know. So I figured he's not
entitled to my story. I am.
ANGUS
Yeah. Fuck that guy.
PAUL
Exactly. Fuck that guy.
(mocking)
Statistics.
(quiet panic)
But you'll keep this quiet, right?
No one is to know. I mean no one,
Angus.
ANGUS
Entre nous, sir. Entre nous.
A moment later --
PAUL
Ancient cameras? Where the hell'd
you come up with that?
ANGUS
Just trying to keep you on your
toes, sir.
UNDER BLACK --
DAY 11 - DECEMBER 28, 1970
INT. HOTEL ROOM - MORNING
Angus awakens to find Paul fully dressed.
PAUL
Get up, kid. It's daylight in the
swamp.
Angus swings his legs out of bed. Paul gestures to a ROOM
SERVICE TRAY.
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PAUL (CONT'D)
I ordered breakfast.
ANGUS
Great.
Angus grabs something out of his suitcase but drops it on the
way to the bathroom -- a BOTTLE OF PILLS. Paul picks it up.
ANGUS (CONT'D)
Those are my vitamins.
PAUL
Librium?
ANGUS
Yeah, it's just something I'm
supposed to take. For low energy.
PAUL
You mean depression?
ANGUS
Hey, is that rye toast? How'd you
know I like rye toast?
Angus grabs a slice and disappears into the bathroom. Paul
reaches into his suitcase, pulls out a BOTTLE OF LIBRIUM of
his own, and unscrews the cap.
INT. CANDLEPIN BOWLING ALLEY - DAY
There's a BAR inside, and Christmas decorations. LOCALS
laugh, drink, bowl.
AT A LANE
Paul rolls. Okay, but not great. Rolls again. Meh.
Angus rolls. Spare. Rolls again. Strike!
Paul rolls again. So-so.
ANGUS
You're not very good at this.
PAUL
Your grasp of the obvious is
remarkable.
ANGUS
It's your form. Just hold on
tightly, then let go lightly.
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Paul glares, then tries it. Much better.
PAUL
You're a pretty good teacher, kid.
Too bad everyone dislikes you.
Pretty much hates you. But you
must know that, right?
ANGUS
Touché, sir. Touché.
Angus notices a LOCAL GIRL smiling at him from a nearby lane.
Her GIRLFRIEND whispers to her. They laugh. Angus doesn't
quite know how to take this.
ANGUS (CONT'D)
Which eye do you aim with, anyway?
You know, I've been meaning to ask.
When we're talking, which eye
should I look at? Sometimes I look
at one, then I think I'm wrong, so
I look at the other one.
PAUL
Everybody does that.
ANGUS
So which eye is it?
Paul just smiles before lifting his ball for another roll.
LATER - AT THE BAR
A bourbon lands in front of Paul. He takes a big slug.
In the distance, Angus now bowls with the girls. Paul shoots
amused looks at Angus before losing himself in reverie.
Drinking and smoking a few barstools away is a gin-blossomed
SANTA chatting with the BARTENDER.
BARTENDER
People don't understand. This
isn't tenpin. It's much harder.
All these tenpin assholes coming in
here like they're slumming it, to
hell with them.
SANTA CLAUS
Yeah, fuck `em.
Paul lights his pipe and leans towards them, full of
bonhomie.
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PAUL
Here's something I'll bet you
didn't know. Your uniform, festive
as it is, is historically
inaccurate. St. Nicholas of Myra
was actually a 4th-century Greek
bishop from what is now Turkey, so
a robe and sandals would be closer
to the mark. But I guess that
would be impractical, given the
weather, and, of course, all the
silly -- but lucrative -- mythology
about Santa Claus and elves and
reindeer and chimneys and what not.
Still, what can you do? As
Democritus said: "World is decay.
Life is perception."
Paul puffs on his pipe, satisfied. The Bartender and Santa
just stare at him. Who is this pedantic asshole?
INT. MOVIE THEATRE BALCONY
Paul and Angus watch "Little Big Man," popcorn between them.
PAUL
This is not only amusing, but for a
movie, it's a fairly accurate
depiction of life among the
Cheyenne.
NEARBY PATRON
Shhhh.
PAUL
Fuck off.
ANGUS
I'm going to the bathroom.
Paul nods.
INT. MOVIE THEATRE LOBBY - DAY
Angus walks downstairs from the balcony, but rather than
heading for the bathroom, he chooses the front doors.
INT. MOVIE THEATRE - DAY
Engrossed by the film, Paul suddenly glances in alarm at
Angus's empty seat.
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EXT. MOVIE THEATRE - DAY
Paul emerges from the theater just in time to catch Angus
climbing into a TAXI.
PAUL
Hey! Hey!
He sprints toward Angus, who slams the door shut. Paul opens
it.
PAUL (CONT'D)
Get out.
ANGUS
I just need to do something. I was
going to come back. Or meet you at
the hotel. It won't take long.
It's nothing bad.
PAUL
Get out, you conniving little shit!
Angus stays put.
PAUL (CONT'D)
Were you planning this the whole
time? Just counting the minutes
until I turned my back?
ANGUS
I'm not running away. There's just
something I need to do before we go
back to school. Please.
(then)
You could come with me. Just come
with me, okay?
PAUL
Come with you where?
ANGUS
To see my dad.
PAUL
Your dad? That's what this is
about? Why didn't you just ask me?
Because of course we can go to a
cemetery.
EXT. PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL DRIVEWAY - DAY
Through the taxi windshield, we motor up a long access road.
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EXT. PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL - DAY
The taxi arrives at a large stone building.
INT. PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL CORRIDOR - DAY
An ORDERLY leads Angus and Paul up stairs and toward a door.
A look passes between Angus and Paul. Angus enters alone.
Paul sits on a nearby bench.
INT. PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL DAY ROOM - DAY
A large, bright space for supervised visits. A couple of
OTHER PATIENTS have visitors, too.
The Orderly enters with THOMAS TULLY, 50ish. He's wearing
hospital garb and his eyes have that glazed Thorazine look.
The Orderly steers him towards Angus.
ANGUS
Hi, Dad.
THOMAS
Hello, sweetheart.
Angus embraces him.
ANGUS
You want to sit down for a little?
Thomas doesn't respond. Confusion in his eyes. The Orderly
guides him to a table.
ORDERLY
Sit right here. There you go.
Father and son sit across from each other.
ANGUS
I've missed you. I've missed you a
lot. A whole lot. You know, I'm
still in school. At Barton. And
it's Christmastime now, so I
thought you'd like a visit.
Thomas stares at him. Angus nervously fills the silence.
ANGUS (CONT'D)
Guess what? I'm actually keeping my
grades up.
(MORE)
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ANGUS (CONT'D)
I consistently get the highest
grades in the class in Ancient Civ.
And I'm pretty much third or fourth
in Precalculus. And I'm in the
chess club, but I don't really like
the other kids. And in the spring
I'm going to try out for tennis.
Just JV, and probably only doubles,
if the coach can just forget about
my... anyway, not important.
THOMAS
I want to tell you something.
Thomas takes his hand. Angus leans forward eagerly,
listening.
THOMAS (CONT'D)
I think they're putting something
in my food.
EXT. HIGHWAY - NIGHT
A TAXI heads back toward Boston. It's snowing. Angus gazes
sadly out the window. Paul sits beside him, watching him.
INT. FANCY RESTAURANT - NIGHT
Angus sits across the table from Paul.
ANGUS
He used to be fine. Better than
fine. He was great. He was my
dad. Then about four years ago, he
started acting strange - like,
erratic, forgetful, saying all this
weird shit. My mom took him to a
bunch of doctors, and they put him
on medication. But that just made
it worse. He got more confused.
And then he got angry, and then he
got... physical. And that was the
last straw. They put him away.
Then she divorced him. Without him
even realizing it. That's why she
wants a whole new life. And it's
easy to just stash me away in a
boarding school, like half of us
there are just stashed away. And I
get it -- she never has to look at
me, because when she looks at me,
she sees him.
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PAUL
That can't be true. You're her son.
ANGUS
And she's right. I can't keep it
together. I lie. I steal. I piss
people off. I don't have any
friends, real friends. I'll
probably get kicked out of Barton
too, and when I do, it'll be my own
fault. I'll get sent to Fork
Union, and then maybe to you-know-
where, and nobody will care. The
funny thing is, I wanted to see my
dad so bad, but I also didn't.
Because I'm afraid that's what's
going to happen to me one day.
PAUL
Angus, listen. You're not your
father.
ANGUS
How do you know?
PAUL
Because no one is his own father.
I'm not my dad, no matter how hard
he tried to beat that idea into me.
Paul trails off, stares into space. Angus takes note.
PAUL (CONT'D)
I find the world a bitter and
complicated place, and it seems to
feel the same way about me. I
think you and I have this in
common. Don't get me wrong -- you
have your challenges. You're
erratic and belligerent and a
gigantic pain in the balls, but
you're not me, and you're not your
father. You're your own man. Man.
No. You're just a kid. You're
just beginning. And you're smart.
You've got time to turn things
around.
Angus absorbs this wide-eyed, like a benediction.
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PAUL (CONT'D)
Sure, the Greeks had the idea that
the steps you take to avoid your
fate are the very steps that lead
to it, but that's just a literary
conceit. In real life, your
history does not have to dictate
your desti --
(noticing)
Oh, here's Mary.
ANGUS
Can you not tell Mary, or anybody,
about --
PAUL
Entre nous. This whole damn trip
is entre nous. Stand up.
ANGUS
What?
PAUL
Stand up for the lady, you boor.
You cretin.
Mary approaches the table. They stand as Mary sits.
MARY
Thank you. Sorry I'm late.
PAUL
We're just happy to see you.
HOST
Madame, your menu.
The host leaves, and shortly the WAITRESS approaches.
WAITRESS
Hello, ma'am. Would you like a
cocktail to start?
MARY
I'll just have tea, please. And
I've eaten.
PAUL
Have a cocktail.
MARY
Just a cup of tea.
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WAITRESS
And you, gentlemen? Did you save
room for dessert?
A WAITER at a nearby table sets fire to a chafing dish. A
YOUNG COUPLE marvels at the spectacle.
ANGUS
What's that?
WAITRESS
That's our signature dessert.
Cherries jubilee.
ANGUS
That sounds great.
PAUL
Bring the young vandal here
cherries jubilee.
WAITRESS
I'm afraid I can't. The dish
contains brandy. Same deal with
the bananas foster.
MARY
But all the alcohol burns off,
right?
WAITRESS
It's still against the rules,
ma'am.
PAUL
Fine. I'll order the cherries
jubilee. We can share it.
WAITRESS
I can't allow that either.
MARY
What if it's his birthday?
ANGUS
It's my birthday.
WAITRESS
Happy birthday, young man. Let's
get you a slice of cake or some
other age-appropriate dessert.
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PAUL
Christ on a crutch, what kind of
fascist hash foundry are you
running here?
MARY
Let me ask you a question. Do you
have cherries?
WAITRESS
Yes.
MARY
Great. And do you have ice cream?
WAITRESS
Yes.
MARY
Fantastic. Can we please get
cherries and ice cream to go?
PAUL
And the check.
WAITRESS
Right away.
The Waitress leaves in a snit.
MARY
(as the Waitress leaves)
Bitch.
EXT. FANCY RESTAURANT PARKING LOT - NIGHT
Paul, Angus and Mary stand before a TAKEOUT CONTAINER atop
the trunk of a car. Mary has a cigarette in her mouth and
matches in her hand.
ANGUS
I swiped us spoons.
PAUL
I don't approve, but good thinking.
MARY
Hurry up. I'm cold.
Paul unscrews his flask and soaks the cherries a little too
much.
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PAUL
James Beam....
Mary lights a match and touches it to the cherries. FLAMES.
PAUL (CONT'D)
Presto! Cherries jubilee!
The flames shoot up so much that the takeout container
catches fire.
ANGUS
Shit! Shit!
MARY
How much alcohol did you put on
there?
WIDE
LAUGHTER as they knock the flaming container onto the
pavement and struggle to extinguish the blaze.
EXT. NEW ENGLAND ROAD - DAY
The Nova heads home.
INT. NOVA - DAY
The threesome ride home in silence, and we observe each of
them in close-up. Each smiles faintly.
INT. KITCHEN STAFF COMMON ROOM - NIGHT
Paul, Angus, Mary and Danny cluster around the TV -- GUY
LOMBARDO AND HIS ROYAL CANADIANS.
MARY
We should have noise-makers.
ANGUS
I've got a noise-maker.
Angus produces an M-80 from his pocket.
PAUL
Where the hell did you get that?
ANGUS
I don't know. Found it.
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PAUL
You're not deploying that in here.
ANGUS
You weren't this uptight in Boston.
Danny, where do you stand on indoor
fireworks?
DANNY
About as far away as I can.
THE COUNTDOWN to 1971 begins. They turn to watch.
EVERYONE
Three, two, one. Happy New Year!
Paul shakes everyone's hand.
PAUL
Congratulations, Mr. Tully.
Congratulations, Danny. Mary.
(holding up M-80)
Now, as I say, we're not deploying
this in here. We're going to light
this sucker off in the kitchen.
EXT. KITCHEN STAFF COMMON ROOM - CONTINUOUS
They head to the adjacent kitchen area. Paul gives the M-80
to Angus and lights it for him. Angus throws it off-screen.
LOUD EXPLOSION.
Through the windows we see the threesome hugging one another.
FADE OUT
UNDER BLACK --
NEW SEMESTER - JANUARY 11, 1971
EXT. QUAD - DAY
The CROSS-COUNTRY TEAM races across the quad in watch caps
and grey sweats.
INT. WEIGHT ROOM - DAY
The Barton CREW cranks away on indoor rowing machines as the
COACH keeps the cadence, urging them on.
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INT. NEW GYMNASIUM - DAY
The BASKETBALL TEAM runs drills on the new gym floor.
INT. STUDENT DORMITORY - DAY
Boys dress, laugh, fight. Two play lacrosse in the hall.
Smith steps from the shower, toweling his FRESHLY-CUT hair.
INT. KITCHEN - DAY
The cooks are back at work. Mary checks the seasoning on a
big pot of soup.
MARY
This is too much paprika. Why did
you put in all that paprika?
Follow the recipe. Now you've got
to add a third cup of water. Come
on.
INT. PAUL'S CLASSROOM - DAY
Angus and the rest await the start of class. Kountze is
terribly sunburned except for the outline of his goggles.
CROCKER
Hey Kountze: does it still hurt?
KOUNTZE
Fuck yeah, it hurts. Glare off the
slopes, man. Burned me to a crisp.
(off Angus's laugh)
You think it's funny, Tully?
ANGUS
No, man. I'm just glad you had a
good vacation.
PAUL
(sweeping in)
Welcome back, you snarling
Visigoths. I trust you all enjoyed
a refreshing holiday.
(noticing)
Oh, hello, Mr. Kountze. Or should
I say Icarus? Fly a little too
close to the sun, did we?
KOUNTZE
Huh?
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PAUL
All right, everyone. Along with
your skiing and swimming, I hope
you found time to enlighten
yourselves about the Peloponnesian
War and its implications for today.
Just to check, we're going to start
with a short pop quiz on the
reading before we retake the final
from last semester. Omnia ex
scrineis vestris praeter stilum.
The boys groan and put their books on the ground. Angus and
Paul share a conspiratorial smile.
EXT. ADMINISTRATION BUILDING - DAY
A shiny Cadillac pulls up and parks. Out step a WELL-GROOMED
COUPLE, and they head inside.
INT. PAUL'S CLASSROOM - DAY
Paul sits alone at his desk, correcting exams. Miss Crane
opens the door.
MISS CRANE
Excuse me, Mr. Hunham.
PAUL
Miss Crane. Lydia. Come in.
Happy New Year.
MISS CRANE
Same to you. Happy new year.
PAUL
Forgive me. I'm a clod. I never
called to thank you for inviting
the boy and me to your party. And
Mary. It meant a lot.
MISS CRANE
You're so welcome. It was fun.
Um, Dr. Woodrup is asking to see
you. He says it's urgent.
INT. HEADMASTER'S OUTER OFFICE - DAY
As Miss Crane and Paul arrive, Paul is surprised to find
Angus seated in the waiting area. Their eyes meet.
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Miss Crane opens Woodrup's door, and a puzzled Paul crosses
the threshold, still looking at Angus.
Miss Crane closes the door, glances at Angus, then hurries
away down the corridor.
INT. HEADMASTER'S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS
Dr. Woodrup sits across from the Well-Groomed Couple.
DR. WOODRUP
Mr. Hunham, meet Judy and Stanley
Clotfelter, Angus Tully's mother
and father.
STANLEY
Stepfather.
JUDY
Hello.
PAUL
Good morning.
DR. WOODRUP
They've brought something very
important to my attention.
STANLEY
We understand you took Angus to
Boston over the holidays.
DR. WOODRUP
I explained to Mr. Clotfelter that
you went on a field trip. For
academic reasons.
PAUL
That's right.
JUDY
A field trip.
PAUL
Yes, as per my instructions in the
manual, it fell within the ambit of
my responsibility.
STANLEY
If it was a school trip, then how
do you explain this?
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Stanley reaches into his coat and places the SNOW GLOBE atop
Woodrup's desk. It's the same one we saw Angus playing with
at Miss Crane's Christmas party.
JUDY
The people at the sanitarium
confiscated it from my ex-husband.
Apparently Angus had given it to
him.
INT. HEADMASTER'S OUTER OFFICE - DAY
Angus overhears his fate being decided by muffled voices.
Miss Crane returns, now accompanied by Mary in her kitchen
whites and hairnet.
ANGUS
My mother and Stanley are here.
MARY
Lydia told me.
ANGUS
I think I'm going to get kicked
out. And that means military
school.
Miss Crane turns and leaves. Mary looks at Angus long and
hard, then sits next to him, and takes his hand.
INT. HEADMASTER'S OFFICE - DAY
The reckoning continues.
JUDY
Angus knows he isn't supposed to
see his father. He suffers from
debilitating mental illnesses --
paranoid schizophrenia, early onset
dementia. And Angus's visit
created an expectation. Tom wants
to come home now, which is clearly
impossible. They tried to explain
that to him, and he --
STANLEY
(picking up snow globe)
He got violent. Tried to brain one
of the orderlies with this goddamn
thing.
(MORE)
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STANLEY (CONT'D)
Look, you people know the boy has a
discipline problem, and if this is
what you call supervision --
DR. WOODRUP
Paul, the Clotfelters want to
withdraw Angus from Barton and
enroll him at Fork Union Military
Academy.
STANLEY
It'll set him straight once and for
all. He could do a lot worse than
a career in the military.
JUDY
Stanley.
Judy holds up a hand to quiet Stanley.
JUDY (CONT'D)
Look, Angus has defied me lots of
times about a lot of things,
including this. So however he
manipulated your sympathies or
slipped the leash, just tell us.
The Clotfelters and Dr. Woodrup look at Paul expectantly for
a long beat. Then:
PAUL
It was my idea.
(off everyone's stare)
He didn't trick me or slip the
leash. I took him to see his
father. In fact, I convinced him
to do so.
JUDY
This is a family matter. You had
no right to interfere.
PAUL
I don't give a shit.
DR. WOODRUP
Hunham!
PAUL
I said I don't give a shit. You
two were unreachable. He was all
alone at Christmas. I just thought
the kid should see his father.
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JUDY
Do you understand what you've done?
I have to move Tom now. It was
hard even finding a facility that
would take him, and now I have to
move him.
PAUL
And that is deeply unfortunate.
But why compound the misery by
ruining the boy? I just spent two
solid weeks with him. He's a pain
in the ass, sure, but he's also
really smart. I don't know about
brilliant, but really smart. You
must know that. He's got enormous
potential. It would be devastating
if you pulled him out now.
INT. HEADMASTER'S OUTER OFFICE - DAY
Mary and Angus wait, holding hands. They hear approaching
footsteps.
INT. HEADMASTER'S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS
Dr. Woodrup opens the door. Paul slowly walks over and joins
Woodrup at the threshold.
DR. WOODRUP
You did this to yourself, Hunham.
Not me. I want you to remember
that.
PAUL
Hardy, I have known you since you
were a boy, so I think I have the
requisite experience and insight to
aver that you are, and always have
been, penis cancer in human form.
EXT. HEADMASTER'S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS
Paul emerges. He looks squarely at Angus. Then at Mary.
Again at Angus. Angus searches Paul's face. Finally, Paul
points to an eye.
PAUL
It's this one. This is the one you
should look at.
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Paul smiles thinly. Angus smiles back. As Paul walks away,
the office door opens again.
DR. WOODRUP
Angus, step inside, please.
ON PAUL, as he continues walking.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. FACULTY RESIDENCE - PAUL'S ROOM - DAY
The place is largely emptied out. Paul is packing a box. In
one box is a stack of copies of "Meditations."
Mary appears in the doorway.
MARY
I missed you at breakfast.
PAUL
I was busy.
MARY
Have you decided where you're going
to go?
PAUL
Yes and no. First I'm going to
stash my stuff at a friend's in
Syracuse. Then... I don't know.
Maybe I'll start in Carthage.
MARY
I was hoping you'd say that.
She hands him a small gift. He opens it. It's a leather-
bound NOTEBOOK. He's touched.
MARY (CONT'D)
For your monograph.
PAUL
(flipping through)
I don't know, Mary. There are a
lot of empty pages in here.
MARY
That's your problem, man. Just
write one word after the other.
How hard can that be?
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PAUL
What about you?
MARY
What about me what? I'm not going
anywhere. I'm not like you. I
like having a job. And now I'm
saving up for college.
(off his look)
My sister's baby.
PAUL
And what is the word from Penny?
MARY
Peggy. Only that if it's a boy,
his middle names's going to be
Curtis.
EXT. REAR OF FACULTY RESIDENCE - DAY
Carrying a box to the parking lot, Paul passes a GROUP OF
BOYS -- Smith included -- playing grab-ass football.
On the margins, Kountze, Angus and Park watch him pack up his
U-HAUL TRAILER.
KOUNTZE
I hear he got booted for eating
feces.
PARK
What?
KOUNTZE
Yeah, apparently he got caught in
the locker room with his hand in
the commode, burgling turds.
Angus doesn't take his eyes off Paul.
ANGUS
That's not what I heard.
PARK
Yeah? What did you hear?
TIGHT ON Kountze.
KOUNTZE
Doesn't matter. Either way, he's
history. Fucker taught history,
now is history. Right, Tully?
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WIDE - Angus is no longer there.
EXT. FACULTY PARKING LOT - DAY
Paul loads the last box. He slams the door to the U-Haul
shut. Angus is there.
ANGUS
Hi.
PAUL
Oh, hi.
They look at each other a moment.
ANGUS
I don't know what you said to my
mom and Stanley and Woodrup. All I
know is I'm not getting kicked out.
And you got fired.
PAUL
I just told the truth. Mostly.
ANGUS
Barton man.
PAUL
Barton man.
The BELL rings.
PAUL (CONT'D)
That's fifth period.
Reflexively, Angus takes a couple steps away, then turns.
ANGUS
You know, it's only PE. Maybe I
could skip it, and we could head
over to the Winning Ticket, grab a
burger and a beer?
PAUL
A Miller High Life, no doubt. You
never give up, do you?
ANGUS
Well, they already fired you, so I
figured it was worth a shot.
PAUL
Your logic is flawless. But no.
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They look at each other a long moment.
PAUL (CONT'D)
Keep your head up, all right? You
can do this.
ANGUS
I was gonna tell you the same
thing.
They lock eyes. They want to hug, but instead they just
SHAKE HANDS. Angus abruptly starts running back to campus.
ANGUS (CONT'D)
(over his shoulder)
See `ya.
PAUL
See `ya.
Paul watches him go until he disappears inside the building,
and then stares after him for a moment or two longer.
EXT. BARTON CAMPUS - DAY
The Nova, towing the U-Haul, drives past the Main Hall.
INT. NOVA - DAY
THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD
The gothic buildings recede in the distance as Paul
approaches the back gate.
Paul's face reveals the terror and hope he feels at leaving
the only home he's ever known.
EXT. BARTON DRIVEWAY / FRONT GATE - DAY
He stops at the edge of the road.
INT. NOVA - DAY
INSIDE THE CAR
Paul reaches into a box and pulls out Woodrup's CRYSTAL
BOTTLE of Louis XIII. He uncorks it, takes a swig, swishes
it around like mouthwash and spits it out the window.
Blinker on, he cautiously pulls out onto the road, then steps
on the gas.
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HIGH AND WIDE
The camera holds on the Nova as it speeds away, disappearing
in the distance.
THE END
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