SYNECDOCHE, NEW YORK
Written by
Charlie Kaufman
SYN, NY - GOLDENROD REVISIONS - JULY 30, 2007.
A1INT. CADEN AND ADELE'S BEDROOM - FALL 2005 - MORNING A1
Darkness. The sound of a radio and pots and pans clanging
fades in. Caden, 40, opens his eyes in bed, and groggily
looks at himself in the bureau mirror. The bedside clock
reads 7:45.
1 INT. CADEN AND ADELE'S KITCHEN - FALL 2005 - SAME1
Adele, 40, in t-shirt and sweats, mixes a bowl of instant
oatmeal, puts it in the microwave.
RADIO VOICE
... a Labor Day luncheon today --
OLIVE (O.S.) RADIO VOICE
Mommy! Done! -- at Stuckey Hall --
ADELERADIO VOICE
Okay!-- in downtown Schenectady --
Adele leaves the kitchen. Caden, also 40, enters as she's
leaving. He's dressed in a ratty terrycloth robe.
CADENADELE
Morning. Morning. Tried not to wake
you.
CADEN
Thanks. You didn't. I was just --
As Caden's voice goes under, we follow Adele into --
2 INT. CADEN AND ADELE'S BATHROOM - FALL 2005 - CONTINUOUS 2
Olive, 4, sits on the toilet. Adele enters, rips some toilet
paper off the roll and proceeds to wipe Olive. The phone
rings in the kitchen.
ADELECADEN (O.S.)
Caden, could you get that? It's Maria. I don't want to.
ADELE
Ugh. Caden!
(looks at bright green
smear on toilet paper)
That's weird.
The phone stops ringing.
OLIVE
Is something wrong with my poop?
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ADELEMARIA'S VOICE
No, honey. It's just green.Hi, it's me. Where are you?
Maybe you ate somethingI'll try you on your cell.
green.
OLIVE (CONT'D)
I didn't! What's wrong with me?!
A cellphone rings in the other room.
ADELE
Honey, I have to get this. You're
going to be fine.
OLIVE
But, Mommy --
Adele runs into --
3 INT. CADEN AND ADELE'S KITCHEN - FALL 2005 - CONTINUOUS3
She rifles through her purse, grabs her cellphone, answers.
ADELE
Hey.
(LAUGHING)
Oh, wiping Olive's ass. You?
Caden is pouring himself a cup of coffee. He sips it and
stares out the window. It's raining.
ADELE (CONT'D)
You're kidding! Holy fuck!
Caden exits with his coffee, annoyed about the phone call.
CADEN
I don't feel well.
4 INT. CADEN AND ADELE'S BATHROOM - FALL 2005 - CONTINUOUS 4
Caden passes the bathroom. Olive is staring into the toilet
bowl. Adele can be heard chatting in the background.
OLIVE
Daddy, my poop is green.
Caden enters the bathroom, looks into the bowl at the green
feces and smeared toilet paper. He seems freaked out.
OLIVE (CONT'D)
Am I going to be okay?
(CONTINUED)
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CADEN
Of course, honey.
OLIVE
Did you have green poop when you
were little?
CADENOLIVE
I'm sure I did, honey. Am I going to die?
CADENOLIVE
Of course not. You probablyI didn't! I didn't eat
ate something -- green!
CADEN
It'll be fine, sweetie. I'll be
back in a minute.
OLIVE (O.C.)
(CALLING)
Is poop alive?
5EXT. CADEN AND ADELE'S HOUSE - FALL 2005 - MORNING 5
Caden steps out the front door in his bare feet and hurries
down the driveway in the rain. He picks up the newspaper,
pulls the mail from the box. As he heads back inside, he
flips through the mail. There's a magazine called Attending
to your Illness addressed to Caden. A diseased person on the
cover. Across the street a gaunt man watches Caden, unseen.
6INT. CADEN AND ADELE'S KITCHEN - FALL 2005 - MORNING 6
Caden sits at the kitchen table with his coffee, reading the
paper, dated Friday, October 14, 2005.
ADELE
All right, baby. See you then.
Adele clicks off her cellphone.
CADEN
Harold Pinter died!
ADELECADEN
Yeah? Huh. Well, he wasOh wait. He won the Nobel
old, right?Prize. Good for him.
OLIVE (O.S.)
Mom!
(CONTINUED)
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ADELE OLIVE (O.S.)
What?!Do you need to come look at
my poop again?!
ADELE OLIVE (O.S.)
No, Olive, it's fine. JustWhat if it's alive? What if
flush.I kill it? It's green! Like
plants!
ADELE CADEN
It's not alive, honey.God, remember that production
of The Dumbwaiter I did at
Albanyfest?
The toilet is flushed.
OLIVE (O.S.) (CONT'D)
Everything's alive. Everything
grows big. That's how you know.
Olive enters.
ADELE
I have your oatmeal, honey.
OLIVE
I want peanut butter and jelly.
ADELE OLIVE
Olive, c'mon. You told me I don't want oatmeal.
oatmeal. This isn't a
restaurant.
Adele growls, grabs the oatmeal, dumps it in the sink.
OLIVE (CONT'D)CADEN
Sorry, Mommy! I'm sorry!(looking at paper)
They found Avian flu in
Turkey. In the country
Turkey not turkeys. It's in
chickens.
Adele is making a peanut butter sandwich for Olive.
OLIVE (CONT'D)
Can I watch TV till school?
Caden clicks the remote for Olive and goes back to his paper.
A cartoon cow talks to a cartoon sheep.
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COW
There is a secret, something at
play under the surface, growing
like an invisible virus of thought.
The sheep nods. Caden pours himself some more coffee, opens
the milk carton to pour some in, then sniffs at the spout.
He checks the date on the carton. It's October 20.
CADEN COW
Man. Milk's expired. Jesus. But you are being changed by
it. Second by second. Every
breath counts off time.
Caden goes back to his paper. Adele puts a peanut butter
sandwich in front of Olive.
ADELE
Here. Now you better eat this.
OLIVE CADEN
I will. The first black graduate of
the University of Alabama
died. Vivian Malone Jones.
Stroke. Only 63.
Adele stares out the window at the rain.
7 INT. DENTIST'S OFFICE - FALL 2005 - DAY 7
Caden is in the dentist's chair, a bloody bib around his
neck. The dentist, in surgical mask, probes his open mouth,
calls out numbers to an assistant, who records them.
DENTIST
2, 2, 1.3, 4, 2.3, 4, 4.
(to Caden)
Family coming for Thanksgiving?
8 INT. CADEN AND ADELE'S BATHROOM - WINTER 2005 - NIGHT 8
Caden shaves. A faucet explodes and smacks him in the
forehead. He is sent staggering backwards with a yelp, into
the far wall, his razor flying and blood pouring from a
jagged cut above his right eyebrow. Off-screen, we hear the
pounding footsteps of someone running toward us. Half of
Caden's face is covered with shaving cream. Rivulets of
blood intermingle with it. Water shoots out where the tap
was, spraying the mirror, which is spattered with blood.
Adele, dressed in heavily paint-splattered clothes, hurries
in and takes in the scene: the wet, the mess, the blood.
(CONTINUED)
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ADELE
Jesus! Caden! What the fuck -- ?!
Olive, in a nightgown, stands quietly in the doorway, her
curled toes clenched. She holds a large stuffed owl.
CADENADELE
Um. I was shaving and -- My God! Jesus! Look at your
head!
Dumbly, Caden tries to look up at his forehead, then squints
nervously at himself in the mirror.
ADELE (CONT'D)
(to Olive)
Honey, don't look.
Olive turns around.
ADELE (CONT'D)
Put pressure. Press. Press!
CADEN
Do I press above or below it?
ADELE
I don't know! Just... both!
Caden sits on the toilet, presses a towel to his head. Adele
squats, goes into a spasmodic coughing fit, finishes, opens
the cabinet under the sink, pushes her arm through bottles of
cleaning products, old sponges, old toothbrushes, toilet
paper rolls and other junk to the shut-off valves.
ADELE (CONT'D)
I can't turn it! It's gonna flood!
Olive hugs the owl tightly and it speaks.
OWLADELE
Whooo. Whooo. Whooo areI can't -- Oh wait, got it!
you?
Adele turns off the water. Olive looks back into the room.
OLIVE
Mommy, Daddy has blood.
9INT. EXAMINATION ROOM - WINTER 2005 - NIGHT 9
Caden sits on a metal table. The room has some meager
Christmas ornaments. A doctor stitches Caden's forehead.
(CONTINUED)
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Caden squints into the bright light the doctor uses to see
his work. In the background we hear another patient.
PATIENT (O.S.)
(CRYING)
Please, please, please...
Caden sees a nurse shoving a tube far up into a man's nose.
Another nurse wipes away the blood leaking out his nostril.
CADEN
Will there be a scar?
DOCTOR
Probably. It looks like a mudflap.
CADEN
I prefer there not be a scar.
DOCTOR
That fellow is annoying. He's in
here every week. Like clockwork.
The off-screen patient continues to whimper. The doctor
finishes his work on Caden.
DOCTOR (CONT'D)
There. I think that should --
He looks at Caden's eyes, turns off the bright lamp and looks
again. He turns the lamp back on and looks once more.
CADEN
What?
The doctor feels Caden's pulse, then listens to his heart.
He presses hard against the glands in Caden's neck.
DOCTOR
Changes in bowel movements?
CADEN
A little more yellow than usual.
What?
DOCTOR
I'd like you to see an
ophthalmologist.
CADEN
A neurologist?
(CONTINUED)
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DOCTOR
What? No, an ophthalmologist. I
said, ophthalmologist.
CADEN
Oh.
The doctor stares blankly at Caden for a long moment, then
looks suspiciously in Caden's ears.
10INT. CADEN AND ADELE'S CAR - WINTER 2006 - NIGHT 10
Adele drives and coughs spasmodically. The car swerves a bit.
Caden has a bandaged head and a prescription in his hand.
Olive, in her car seat, sings. Caden sees revelers in winter
coats and party hats outside a house. They blow noisemakers
and yell "happy new year!"
OLIVE
(SINGING)
It's a beautiful day and the sun is
shining and yellow. And the world
is too big to understand and today
is Tuesday and --
(SPEAKING)
Mom, is today Tuesday?
ADELE
No, it's Friday, honey.
OLIVE
(SINGING)
And today is Friday and...
Olive's singing continues but goes under.
ADELE
So what exactly did he say?
CADEN
My pupils weren't properly dilating
and, um, not doing the opposite ...
ADELE
Constricting.
CADEN ADELE
No. Yes. The bump to the head?
CADEN
He doesn't know. Maybe. He said
he doesn't think so. But maybe.
But he doesn't know. But --
(CONTINUED)
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ADELE CADEN
Okay. I got it. Jesus.Sorry. I'm a little anxious.
OLIVE
Did you have to get a shot, Daddy?
CADEN
No, honey.
(to Adele)
It's the start of something awful.
OLIVE
Do I have to get a shot?
CADEN
What? No. Of course not.
(pause, to Adele)
This is really fucked timing.
ADELE
Caden.
CADEN OLIVE
Sorry. Bad timing.Did you tell him I have green
poop?
ADELE (CONT'D)CADEN
Remind me to call the (realizing)
plumber, would you? I need aI have rehearsal! Fuck!
to-do list. Caden!
CADEN OLIVE
Sorry.How many years till I have to
get more shots?
ADELE (CONT'D)
Not for a long time, honey.
Caden pulls out a cell phone and dials.
OLIVE
A million years?
ADELE OLIVE
Remember Dr. Woodman said Dad, what's a plumber?
after the last vaccination --
CADEN
He's the man who --
(CONTINUED)
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ADELE CADEN
Or woman, Dad.Right. He's the man or woman
who fixes sinks and toilets
and... do you know what pipes
are?
OLIVE
No.
CADEN
(into phone)
Hey, Jim. I know. I'm sorry. I
had an accident. No, I'm okay.
OLIVE
Like to smoke out of?
CADEN
Different kind of pipe.
(into phone)
Just run lines. I'll be there
soon. 'kay.
(hangs up)
Houses have pipes. They're, like,
tubes and they're behind walls and
under the floor everywhere and --
Olive begins to whimper in horror.
ADELE
What's wrong, baby?
OLIVE
(hushed anxious whisper)
Every-single-where?
CADEN
It's okay. They just carry water
to and from sinks and bathtubs and
toilets. It's like in your body
you have veins and ... um...
ADELE
Capillaries.
CADEN
And they're filled with blood.
Olive is crying in earnest now.
OLIVE
I don't want blood. I have blood?
(CONTINUED)
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ADELE
(to Caden)
What are you doing? Jesus.
CADEN
I'm trying to explain plumbing.
ADELE
Well, stop it.
(to Olive)
It's okay, honey.
OLIVE
(WEEPING)
I don't want blood. Will it hurt?
Will it hurt, Daddy?!
CADEN
No, honey, you're fine.
OLIVE CADEN
I don't want blood! I don't (holding head)
want blood! I don't wantI can't do this now.
blood...
ADELE
You don't have to worry, baby. You
don't have blood.
CADEN
Well, I don't think you should tell
her she doesn't have blood.
ADELE
Caden, stop it!
Olive cries. Adele coughs. Caden stares out the window. It's
dark, but his pupils are pinpricks.
11INT. OPHTHALMOLOGIST'S OFFICE - WINTER 2006 - DAY 11
An ophthalmologist examines Caden's eyes. An eyeglass
calendar on the wall is open to March 2006.
CADEN
Thanks for getting me in right
away.
The doctor touches Caden's eye repeatedly with a small probe.
CADEN (CONT'D)
Is it the bump to the head?
(CONTINUED)
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OPHTHALMOLOGIST
No.
(writes in chart, then:)
Could be. But I think we need to
get you to a neurologist. Nothing
urgent.
CADEN
A neurologist?
OPHTHALMOLOGIST
Yes, a brain expert.
CADEN OPHTHALMOLOGIST
I know what a neurologist is. Fine. I just thought from
the way you asked --
CADEN
I thought maybe you said urologist.
Why do I need to see a neurologist?
OPHTHALMOLOGIST
For a look-see. The eyes are part
of the brain, after all.
CADEN
That's not true, is it?
OPHTHALMOLOGIST
Why would I say it if it weren't
true?
CADEN
It just doesn't seem right.
OPHTHALMOLOGIST
Like morally correct? Or right as
in accurate?
CADEN
I'm not sure. Accurate, I guess.
OPHTHALMOLOGIST
Hmm. Interesting.
The doctor writes in Caden's chart.
12INT. SCHENECTADY THEATER - 2006 - DAY 12
Caden sits in the almost empty theater. A few people with
note-pads are scattered around. Centerstage, a 1948 Dodge
Business Coupe. The car is surrounded by various rooms from
that period: a kitchen, bedrooms, etc.
(CONTINUED)
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Tom, the actor playing Willy Loman, stands center stage.
Claire, the actress playing Linda Loman, sits in the set's
bedroom. Davis, the actor playing Biff, lies on the top bunk
of a bunk bed upstage. A fourth actor, playing Happy, lies on
the bottom bunk.
CLAIRE (AS LINDA)
Willy, you coming up!!!!
TOM (AS WILLY)
Sssssh!!
CLAIRE (AS LINDA)
Willy?
Tom climbs in the car.
CLAIRE (AS LINDA) (CONT’D)
Willy? Answer me!...Willy!
Tom starts the car and guns the engine. A brick wall off
stage speeds into the car, accompanied by crashing and
screeching sound effects.
CLAIRE (AS LINDA) (CONT’D)
No!!!
DAVIS (AS BIFF)
Pop!!
The wall continues to be pulled past the car crashing into
the rest of the set, knocking walls over, creating havoc. A
lamp post falls and hits Claire, knocking her over.
(CONTINUED)
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CADEN CLAIRE
(running to stage)Yeah yeah, I'm fine. It's no
Oh crap, Claire, are youbig deal.
okay?
CADEN DAVID
David, what's happening here? (looking back from seat)
Sorry, Caden. Hold on.
David runs on stage to deal with the mess.
CADEN
It's too late in the game to be
having these problems, David.
(to Claire)
You're sure you're okay?
CLAIREDAVID
God yes, it was funny.I know, Caden. I'm sorry.
We'll get it.
Tom emerges from the car, covered with stage blood.
CADEN (CONT’D)
Please.
(to Tom)
That was good, Tom.
TOM
Yeah? I was trying something
different. I was crashing
differently. Ambivalently.
CADEN
I saw that. I like it.
Caden meets Tom at the foot of the stage. Behind them a
group of technicians are lifting the wall and trying to re-
set it. Claire primps in the bureau mirror.
CADEN (CONT'D)
Try to keep in mind that a young
person playing Willy Loman thinks
he's only pretending to be at the
end of a life full of despair. But
the tragedy is that we know that
you, the young actor, will end up
in this very place of desolation.
TOM
(taking this in)
Okay.
(CONTINUED)
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CADEN
Great. Let's try it again.
(CALLING)
How long, David?
DAVID
I think fifteen.
CADEN
Why don't you get cleaned up, Tom,
and we'll go again.
Tom exits. Caden rubs his temples, then heads to the back of
the house, pulling out his cell phone. He exits the theater.
13 INT. SCHENECTADY THEATER LOBBY - 2006 - DAY 13
Caden passes the box office. Hazel, 35, sits inside, reading
a novel. She looks up, smiles warmly, and waves.
HAZEL
I just heard the death of the
salesman.
CADEN
In more ways than one.
HAZEL
(COMPASSIONATELY)
Oh no.
(THEN:)
CADEN
(holding up cell phone)
In search of elusive signal.
(CONTINUED)
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HAZEL
Signal's good here, oddly.
She pats her lap in a friendly manner.
CADEN
That is odd.
HAZEL
I know! Cell phones, they're
crazy!
CADEN HAZEL
(chuckles)(back in her book)
See you in a few. Yup.
14 EXT. SCHENECTADY THEATER - 2006 - DAY14
Caden has the phone to his ear. He's squinting in the bright
sunlight, pupils dilated. The gaunt man watches him unseen.
CADEN
Dr. Heshborg said I should see Dr.
Scariano. My pupils don't work.
15 INT. SCHENECTADY THEATER BOX OFFICE - 2006 - CONTINUOUS 15
Hazel reads the first page of Swann's Way. The other volumes
of In Search of Lost Time are stacked neatly nearby. She
looks up and sees Caden standing outside the box office
window watching her.
HAZEL
I keep reading the first line.
It's a good line, I think. But I
don't know much about literature.
CADEN
Maybe you should read the first
line of another series of books.
HAZEL
I'm trying to better myself, Caden.
Recommend me something. You're a
genius; you must've read nearly a
dozen books.
CADEN
Exactly twelve. Have you read
Kafka?
(CONTINUED)
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HAZEL
Um, I've read his name. A lot! I
swear!
(CONTINUED)
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CADEN
His whole name?
HAZEL
Okay, not his entire name. Heinz?
CADEN
(LAUGHS)
You should read The Trial, maybe.
HAZEL
If you say so, I will. Can't wait
till Wednesday. I'm so excited to
see it.
CADEN
I hope you like it.
HAZEL
It's pretty impossible that I
won't, you know. I mean...
She trails off, shrugs. They smile at each other. Caden
exits. Hazel looks at her book, re-reads the first sentence.
16 INT. CADEN AND ADELE'S BATHROOM - 2006 - NIGHT 16
Caden sits on the toilet. He finishes, looks in the bowl.
His bowel movement is dark and loose.
17 INT. CADEN AND ADELE'S BEDROOM - 2006 - NIGHT17
Adele lies in bed asleep. Caden steps out of the bathroom
and climbs into bed.
CADEN
I think I have blood in my stool.
Adele looks over, half asleep.
ADELE
That stool in your office?
18 INT. THERAPIST'S OFFICE - 2006 - DAY 18
Caden and Adele sit across from Madeline, 40's, their
therapist. Silence. Adele has a coughing fit. Then:
ADELE
When I was pregnant with Olive...
MADELINE
What was it like?
(CONTINUED)
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ADELE
Um... I don't know. Hopeful or
something. Like something was
going to change.
MADELINE
Something did, no?
ADELE CADEN
Yes, of course. Yes. I mean... big time.
ADELE
Maybe not as much as I had hoped.
That's a terrible thing to say.
MADELINE
There are no terrible things to say
in here. Only true and false.
ADELE
I feel alone sometimes. I feel
exhausted. Can I say something
awful?
MADELINE
Yes. Please do.
ADELE
I've fantasized about Caden dying
and being able to start again.
Guilt free. I know it's terrible.
19EXT. SCHENECTADY THEATER - 2006 - DAY 19
Caden sits sadly on the steps; drinks coffee. He watches as
Hazel pulls into the parking lot, gets out of her car. The
gaunt man is behind the trash bin. She sits next to Caden.
CADEN
It's a nightmare in there.
HAZEL
The car crash?
CADEN
Well... not only.
HAZEL
Sorry. So I'm reading The Trial.
CADEN
Yeah? You like?
(CONTINUED)
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HAZEL
Love. I'm such an idiot for not
knowing about this book.
(conspiratorial whisper)
It's famous, it turns out.
CADEN
You're not an idiot.
Pause.
HAZEL
Then you say, in fact, you're very
bright, Hazel. And I love your
eyes.
CADENHAZEL
In fact, you're very bright, (playing charmed)
Hazel. And I love your eyes. Oh, am I? Oh, do you? Oh,
darling!
CADEN
Then what do I say?
HAZEL
I can't say what then you say.
CADEN
Why?
HAZEL
Cause it's dirty.
A whistling noise turns their heads. In the distance a man
with an unopened parachute is plummeting.
HAZEL (CONT'D)
Oh my God! Jesus!
They watch as the man falls behind a building. A scream. A
screech of brakes.
HAZEL (CONT'D)
He's gotta be dead. Right?
20 INT. CADEN AND ADELE'S BATHROOM - 2006 - DAY20
Caden enters. The plumber is working on the sink.
PLUMBER
Go ahead. I've seen boy parts.
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21 INT. ADELE'S STUDIO - 2006 - DAY21
The studio is a mess, the floor covered with paint. Adele,
in her paint-spattered clothing, works on a tiny canvas, an
inch square. She paints with a single-hair brush while
looking through a magnifying glass. Caden pokes his head in.
CADEN
Can I piss in your sink?
ADELE
Um, yeah, I guess.
Caden pisses in the sink in the corner of the studio. His
urine is amber. He finishes and peeks over Adele's shoulder,
through the magnifying glass at the painting. It's an
amazingly detailed and angrily colored painting of a woman in
a state of profound despair, screaming to the heavens, while
standing in a field of flames.
CADEN
It's gorgeous, Ad.
ADELE
Thanks. How was rehearsal?
CADEN
Awful. We have five hundred and
sixty lighting cues. I don't know
why I made it so complicated.
ADELE
It's what you do.
CADEN
Yeah. Anyway, we got through it.
I think you'll be impressed.
ADELE
Caden, listen, I'm really sorry. I
just can't go tonight.
(off his look)
I'm sorry. I've got to get two
canvases ready to ship. By
tomorrow. I know it sucks.
CADENADELE
But it's opening night.I know. I'm sorry. I would
go if I could.
CADEN
I have to get ready.
(CONTINUED)
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ADELE CADEN
I'll go tomorrow! We'll makeI mean, I can't take a dump
tomorrow like the premiere! in your sink! What am I
supposed to do? I have to
get ready!
22INT. SCHENECTADY THEATER - 2006 - NIGHT 22
The theater is full. Caden stands nervously in the back.
The lights dim. Hazel looks back from her seat at Caden and
mouths the word "yay." He smiles. The curtain rises on a
dark stage. Tom, as Willy, gets out of the car parked center
stage and walks into the kitchen.
TOM (AS WILLY)
Oh boy, oh boy.
CLAIRE (AS LINDA)
Willy!
TOM (AS WILLY)
It's all right, I came back.
CLAIRE (AS LINDA)
Why? What happened?
(PAUSE)
Did something happen, Willy?
TOM (AS WILLY)
No, nothing happened.
CLAIRE (AS LINDA)
You didn't smash the car, did you?
TOM (AS WILLY)
I said nothing happened. Didn't you
hear me?
CLAIRE (AS LINDA)
Don't you feel well?
TOM (AS WILLY)
I'm tired to death. I couldn't make
it. I just couldn't make it, Linda.
CLAIRE (AS LINDA)
Where were you all day? You look
terrible.
TOM (AS WILLY)
I got as far as a little above
Yonkers. I stopped for a cup of
coffee... maybe it was the coffee.
(CONTINUED)
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22CONTINUED:22
CLAIRE (AS LINDA)
What?
TOM (AS WILLY)
I suddenly couldn't drive any more.
The car kept going off onto the
shoulder, y'know?
The audience is rapt. Caden relaxes.
23INT. QUINCY'S, BACK ROOM - 2006 - NIGHT 23
The cast party is in full swing. The opening was a success.
Lots of drinking. Caden chats with Claire. Hazel watches
from across the room.
CLAIRE
(scrunching her nose)
Ugh, I hated myself tonight. Plus
I'm so bloated and enormous.
(CONTINUED)
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23CONTINUED:23
CADEN CLAIRE
No. You looked great. You I thought Tom was amazing!
were great. I was very
pleased.
CADEN
Yeah. Absolutely.
(squints suddenly)
Sorry. I have a bit of a headache.
CLAIRE
(kisses his forehead)
I just want to thank you for
everything. You've been absolutely
brilliant and it's going to be
miserable going ahead without you.
CADEN
I'll be around. I'll check in.
She gets teary, gives him a kiss on the cheek.
CLAIRE
God, I'm such a baby.
She just looks at him and smiles and nods.
CLAIRE (CONT'D)
I'm going to get drunk, that's
what.
CADEN
Ok, Claire.
She backs away and gets lost in the crowd. Caden massages
his temples. Suddenly Hazel is next to him.
HAZEL
I figured I'd better get in fast.
CADEN
Hey!
HAZEL
I loved it! And, by the way,
Claire is trouble. And not
terribly bright.
Caden laughs.
HAZEL (CONT'D)
Just wanted you to know the word on
the street.
(CONTINUED)
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23 CONTINUED: (2)23
CADEN
So you liked it?
HAZEL
Are you kidding? I cried for like
fifteen minutes after. I loved
every minute of it. Except Claire.
I thought she was weak.
CADEN
Easy on the eyes.
HAZEL
Oh, Caden, not you, too. What I
want to know is why she started
crying in her last monologue, right
after she had the line, 'I can't
cry for you Willy...'?
CADEN
(LAUGHING)
She felt very strongly that it was
right.
They sip their drinks.
HAZEL
Where's el wife-o?
CADEN
Had to work. Her Berlin show is in
two weeks. We're going to spend
like a month there.
HAZEL
Ah.
CADEN
Ah.
HAZEL
Ah.
CADEN
Choo!
HAZEL
Hooray! We've still got it!
(PAUSE)
I'll miss you.
CADEN
Yeah, me too.
(CONTINUED)
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23 CONTINUED: (3)23
HAZEL CADEN
You're going to miss you? Yeah, that's it.
HAZEL
(PAUSE)
Why do I like you so much?
(CONTINUED)
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23 CONTINUED: (4)23
CADEN
I couldn't begin to guess.
HAZEL
(SIGHING)
Me neither. It must be that you're
married. Do you get high, my
friend?
CADEN
Y'know. Sometimes.
HAZEL
You want to now? With me.
In my car.
CADENHAZEL
I don't know.Come on, it's a party.
CADEN
I get kind of... something when I'm
stoned.
HAZEL
What does something mean?
CADENHAZEL
I don't know. Bothered?What does bothered mean?
CADEN
Y'know... bothered. Horny.
HAZEL
And me with a station wagon and
all. Could be dangerous.
CADEN
(LAUGHING)
Yeah, it really could.
HAZEL
You're absolutely zero fun.
CADEN
You know I wish I could.
HAZEL
Jesus, I like you. I'm going.
CADEN
You're not staying for the reviews?
(CONTINUED)
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23CONTINUED: (5) 23
HAZEL
I know it's brilliant. I don't
need some dope with elbow patches
telling me.
She smiles, gives him a hug, and heads toward the door.
24INT. HAZEL'S CAR - 2006 - NIGHT24
Hazel drives down a dark street, crying. People watch her
passing car from various windows. There's a run-over dog,
lit by a streetlight, glistening on the side of the road.
25EXT. RESIDENTIAL SCHENECTADY STREET - 2006 - A FEW MOMENTS 25
LATER
Hazel studies the dog. It's a bloody, gutty mess, squashed
flat. Against all odds, it's still alive. Its head is
lolling. She bends down to pet it.
HAZEL
You're not going to make it, baby.
26INT. HAZEL'S BATHROOM (APARTMENT) - 2006 - NIGHT 26
Hazel takes off her make-up, hair back in a clip. She
watches herself blankly in the mirror, somewhat erased
without eye make-up. The run-over dog is sleeping in a box
on the floor.
27INT. QUINCY'S, BACK ROOM - 2006 - ABOUT DAWN 27
The party has thinned out. The remaining people are sitting
around a table, drinking. Claire, next to Caden, rests her
head, sleepily drunk, against his shoulder. Caden studies a
series of lumps under the skin of his arm.
CLAIRE
What are you going to do now?
CADEN
I'm going to Berlin for a month for
my wife's show. Then I don't know.
CLAIRE
I wish I was your wife or a wife or
had a wife. Or was German even.
I'm so lonely with none of those
things.
A man walks in with a bunch of newspapers.
(CONTINUED)
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27CONTINUED:27
CADEN
Yay or nay?
28EXT. BURNING HOUSE - 2006 - DAY 28
Hazel gets out of her car and walks up to a neat little house
on a street of neat little houses. Faint swirls of smoke
escape from the windows. She rings the doorbell. The button
is hot; Hazel pulls her finger away.
29INT. BURNING HOUSE - 2006 - A FEW MOMENTS LATER 29
The rooms are hazy. The realtor coughs a little. Hazel
surveys the scene.
HAZEL
I've always loved this house.
REALTOR HAZEL
Yes. It's a wonderful place.The truth is, I never really
imagined I could afford it.
REALTOR
The sellers are very motivated now.
HAZEL
It's a scary decision. I never
thought I'd buy a house alone.
But, y'know, I'm 36, and I wonder
what I'm really waiting for.
REALTOR HAZEL
Home-buying is always scary.But I mean with the fire and
all especially.
REALTOR
It's a good size though, twenty-two
hundred square feet. Not including
the partially-finished basement
HAZEL REALTOR
I don't know. I'm thinking IIt's a perfect size for
should go.someone alone.
HAZEL
I like it, I do. But I'm really
concerned about dying in the fire.
REALTOR
It's a big decision, how one
prefers to die. Would you like to
meet my son? Derek?
(CONTINUED)
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29 CONTINUED: 29
Derek, 40 and scruffily handsome, appears around a corner.
DEREKREALTOR
Hey, Mom.Derek's living in the
basement since his divorce.
If that's okay.
30 INT. ADELE AND CADEN'S LIVING ROOM - 2006 - DAWN 30
Caden enters. Adele sits at the table across from Maria, 40.
They are drunk and eating nachos.
ADELECADEN
Hey. Hey.
MARIA
Hi, Caden. How'd it go?
CADEN
Hi. It's late.
ADELE
Maria came over to keep me company
and we lost track. I'm sorry I
missed the play. But I got
everything done here. How'd it go?
CADEN
We're a hit. Reviews are great.
New York Times said it was
brilliant to cast young actors as
Willy and Linda.
ADELEMARIA
Great. That's great, Caden! Good
for you!
ADELE
I'll see it tomorrow. Tonight!
Adele and Maria laugh.
MARIAADELE
Jesus, it is late. Early!Can we get a ticket for
I'd love to see it, too. Maria?
Adele smiles.
CADEN
Are you stoned?
(CONTINUED)
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30CONTINUED:30
ADELE
A little. I don't know. Y'know?
I mean, are you happy with it?
(CONTINUED)
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30CONTINUED: (2)30
CADEN
Yeah. Love to know what you think.
ADELE
It doesn't matter what I think.
MARIA
Absolutely! It's all about your
artistic satisfaction, Caden.
31EXT. RESIDENTIAL SCHENECTADY STREET - SPRING 2006 - DAY 31
Caden and Olive walk along. Caden holds a tax envelope. His
face has pustules on it. The gaunt man follows.
OLIVE
What's wrong with your face, Daddy?
CADEN
It's pustules. It's called
sycosis. Spelled differently than
psychosis, but it sounds the same.
OLIVE
I don't know what that means.
CADEN
Well, there's two different kinds
of psychosis. They're spelled
differently. P-s-y is like if
you're crazy and s-y is like these
things on my face.
OLIVE
You could have both though.
CADEN
I could. But I don't.
OLIVE
Okay, pretend we're fairies. I'm a
girl fairy and my name is ...
La-ru...lee. And you're a boy
fairy and your name is Teeteree.
CADEN
Ok.
OLIVE
What's my name again?
CADEN
La-ru-lee.
(CONTINUED)
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31CONTINUED:31
OLIVE
No. I said ... La-ru-la...ay.
32INT. SCHENECTADY POST OFFICE - SPRING 2006 - CONTINUOUS 32
Caden and Olive are at the back of the long line of people.
OLIVE
Pretend we fight each other. And I
say stop hitting me or I'll die.
And you say okay, but you're
fibbing. And you hit me again.
CADEN
Okay.
OLIVE
Okay. Let's go. Hit me.
They pretend to hit each other. Olive makes hissing and
roaring noises. She stops.
OLIVE (CONT'D)
Okay. You have to stop hitting me
now or I will die.
CADEN
Okay.
He stops.
OLIVE
No! Pretend you're fibbing!
Remember?
He mock hits her again. She falls.
OLIVE (CONT'D)
Now I have to die.
(BEAT)
Pretend you say you don't want me
to die.
CADEN
I don't want you to die.
OLIVE
(compassionate whisper)
But I have to.
CADEN
But I'll miss you.
(CONTINUED)
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32 CONTINUED: 32
OLIVE
I have to. And you'll have to wait
a million years to see me again.
Caden tears up at this and tries to conceal it.
OLIVE (CONT'D)
And I'll be put in a box. And all
I'll need is a tiny glass of water.
And lots of -- tiny pieces of
pizza. And the box will have
wings, like an airplane.
CADEN
Where will it take you?
OLIVE
(THINKS)
Home.
33 INT. SCHENECTADY THEATER - SPRING 2006 - NIGHT 33
Performance in progress. There is now a cemetery on stage.
Linda, Biff, and other characters stand around a gravesite.
Caden sits in the audience between Adele and Maria and his
parents. He glances over at Adele's stony face. Maria is
drunk and blurry.
DAVIS (AS BIFF)
Let's go, Mom.
CLAIRE (AS LINDA)
I'll be with you in a minute. Go
on, Charley. I want to, just a
minute.
The other characters exit the stage.
CLAIRE (AS LINDA) (CONT’D)
(talking to the grave)
I never had a chance to say good-
bye. Forgive me, dear. I can't cry.
(begins to cry)
I don't understand it; I can't cry.
It seems to me that you're just on
another trip. I keep expecting you.
Willy, dear, why did you do it? I
search and search and I search, and
I can 't understand it, Willy. I
made the last payment on the house
today. Today, dear. And there'll be
nobody home. We're free and clear…
We're free… We're free… We're free…
(CONTINUED)
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33 CONTINUED:33
The stage lights go dark.
34 EXT. URBAN-ISH SCHENECTADY STREET - SPRING 2006 - NIGHT 34
Caden, Adele, Maria, and his parents walk along.
(CONTINUED)
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34 CONTINUED:34
CADEN ADELE
I just --I don't know what it matters
what I think.
CADEN'S MOTHER
I loved the story. So interesting.
CADEN ADELE
Because your opinion is --It was good. It was well
done. It was very ...
successful.
MARIA
Oh, I thought it was wonnnderful!
CADEN'S FATHER
Why were the old people so young?
CADENADELE
It was a choice, Dad. I'll Nothing. But nothing.
explain later. (pause)
(to Adele) I can't get excited about
But? your restaging someone else's
old play. There's nothing
personal in it.
CADENCADEN’S FATHER
I put my soul into thatI mean, they were younger
thing. than their kids. That
doesn’t make sense.
ADELE
Do you really believe that tripe?
CADENCADEN’S MOTHER
Wow. It's not tripe. Jesus.I liked that the old people
were so young. It was
interesting.
ADELE (CONT’D)
Ok, fine. But it's not you. It's
not anyone. It's not real.
CADENADELE
People come out crying,Great. Be a fucking tool of
saying their lives are suburban blue-hair regional
changed and -- theater subscribers. But
what are you leaving behind?
You act as if you have
forever to figure it out.
(CONTINUED)
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34 CONTINUED: (2)34
CADEN
Why are you being like this?
Adele has a coughing fit.
(CONTINUED)
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34CONTINUED: (3) 34
ADELECADEN
I'm not being like anything. Are you seeing someone else?
ADELE
Is that your entire frame of
reference for relationship
problems?
CADEN
No. I don't know. It's a
stressful time. Our shows. The
whole health thing.
ADELE
Oh, you're fine.
35INT. CADEN AND ADELE'S LIVING ROOM - SPRING 2006 - MORNING 35
Caden, in shorts and t-shirt, tiptoes past his parents,
sleeping on the fold-out couch.
36INT. CADEN AND ADELE'S KITCHEN - SPRING 2006 - MORNING 36
Adele sits at the kitchen table with Olive. She drinks
coffee and talks on the phone. Olive eats cereal and watches
a cartoon. Caden enters. Olive doesn't look away from her
show. A cartoon jackal talks to a man who looks like Caden.
JACKAL
When you are dead there is no time.
The world is a timeless rock.
Caden pours a cup of coffee, sits down at the table.
CADEN
I think I might have arthritis.
Adele continues to talk on the phone.
ADELE
No, I know. Exactly.
Caden picks up the newspaper. It's dated May 25th, 2006. He
flips through, finds the obituaries and starts to read.
ADELE (CONT'D)
Ok. All right. Yeah. Ok, bye.
Adele hangs up the phone, looks at the paper.
CADEN
My joints are stiff. Who was that?
(CONTINUED)
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36CONTINUED: 36
ADELE
Maria.
CADEN
Right. It's been three hours since
you spoke.
ADELE
Caden, I think I want to go to
Berlin with just Olive.
Caden looks up.
ADELE (CONT'D)
I think it would be good for us.
Silence. Caden's father appears in the doorway.
CADEN'S FATHERCADEN
Morning, kiddos.(to Adele)
Christ. Is this about last
night?
Caden's father smiles, nods, and exits.
37INT. CADEN AND ADELE'S BEDROOM - SPRING 2006 - NIGHT 37
Adele packs. Caden sits on the bed.
CADEN
Can I ask you a question, Ad?
She looks up at him.
CADEN (CONT'D)
Have I disappointed you somehow?
She starts to cry, hugs him.
ADELE
Caden. I don't know. Y'know? I
don't know what I'm doing. It's
just a little time apart.
(PAUSE)
We'll talk when I get back.
Everyone is disappointing. The
more you know someone. The whole
romantic love thing is just
projection. Right? I don't know.
(PAUSE)
I'm sorry. I love you. I don't
know what I'm doing. We'll talk
when I get back.
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38INT. ADELE'S STUDIO - 2006 - DAY 38
Cobwebs. The room is long abandoned. Caden slumps against a
wall and stares into space. He starts to cry and can't stop.
Later: Caden watches a paint-spattered TV. A commercial:
diffused images of people flying kites, having picnics,
watching sunsets. A shot of Caden among them.
ANNOUNCER
Flurostatin TR allows you to live
life when it's your turn to face
the challenges of chemotherapy.
Ask your doctor if it's right for
you.
He feels the bumps on his arm, which have grown. He writes
down Fluorostatin TR. He starts to clean Adele's studio.
Later: The room is sparkling. No more paint anywhere.
Caden is on his knees, scrubbing the last bit of dirt. He is
sweaty and focused.
39INT. SCHENECTADY THEATER BOX OFFICE - 2006 - DAY 39
Caden, neatly groomed, leans on the counter chatting with
Hazel. Her crushed dog sleeps on the floor in a box.
HAZEL
We should get a drink. Be fun.
CADEN
Be weird.
HAZEL
I like weird. I like you. See?
He doesn't say anything.
HAZEL (CONT'D)
Anyway. I don't want to make you
uncomfortable. I just thought it
would be a fun diversion. Okay, I
do want to make you uncomfortable.
CADEN
(LAUGHS)
Oh, Haze. I wish I could.
HAZEL
You can, Cade. You can!
(CONTINUED)
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39 CONTINUED:39
CADEN
I have an appointment.
HAZEL
Crease.
CADEN
What do you mean?
HAZEL
It's just a word. Don't get all
bent out of shape. Jeez.
CADEN
I won't. Sorry.
40 INT. DENTIST'S OFFICE - 2006 - DAY 40
The masked dentist probes Caden's mouth.
DENTIST
3, 3, 3.3, 3, 5.3, 4, 3. 3, 4,
4.5, 3, 3.2, 4, 3.
(to Caden)
Some fives this time. Not good.
Keep with the flossing. We'll see
in three months.
41 INT. THERAPIST'S OFFICE - DAY 41
Caden sits across from Madeline.
CADEN MADELINE
I'm lonely.Yes. Anything else?
Caden notices Madeline's feet in too-small shoes. There are
visible blisters and band-aids on her feet.
CADEN MADELINE
I'm hurt.Yes. And?
CADEN MADELINE
I think Adele's right whenWhat would be real?
she says I'm not doing
anything real.
CADEN
I'm afraid I'm going to die. They
don't know what's wrong with me. I
want to do something important.
While I'm still here.
(CONTINUED)
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41 CONTINUED:41
MADELINE
That would be the time to do it,
yes. I have a book that might help
you get better.
CADENMADELINE
Better?Yes. It's called Getting
Better.
CADEN
Who wrote it?
MADELINE CADEN
I did. Oh.
(goes to full bookcase)(looking at titles)
All of these.Wow. I never knew that.
MADELINE
Wow. Yes, wow. Wow indeed.
She hands Caden the very thick book. He flips through it,
catching words and snippets here and there: Clairaudience
... vaginal juices... The echo began ... Plumbing ... Cats
eat rats ... Me who am as a raw nerve ... Crease.
MADELINE (CONT'D)
That's forty-five dollars. Wow.
42 INT. CADEN'S OFFICE - 2006 - NIGHT42
Caden finds a website online for Madeline Gravis. Amazing
graphics. She is touted as one of the foremost psychologists
in the world, a sought-after public speaker, advisor to world
leaders. Her book Getting Better has sold millions of
copies and is translated into fifteen languages. In a box
at the bottom is a photo of a smiling Caden; it reads:
Theater Director Caden Cotard says, "It'll change my life!"
43 INT. DENTIST'S OFFICE - 2006 - DAY43
The dentist probes Caden's mouth. The Hygienist writes the
numbers.
DENTIST
5, 6, 5. 5, 5, 6.4, 6, 5.
(to Caden)
I'm going to recommend a
periodontist. He'll probably
recommend gum surgery.
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44INT. CADEN AND ADELE'S LIVING ROOM - 2006 - DAY 44
Caden is on the phone. His legs are elevated and his pant
legs are rolled up, revealing swollen, discolored calves.
CADEN
I'm looking for... I'm sorry, I
don't speak German. No. I'm --
45INT. QUINCY'S - 2007 - NIGHT45
Caden sits by himself in a booth, reading the self-help book.
VOICE
We must live in the present moment.
The now. The now. The now.
Caden tries to be in the present moment as a women sings
about gingivitis on a small stage in the back.
SINGER
How do you know if you’ve got
gingivitis? / Here’s an experiment,
Go ahead try this: / Brush your
teeth, then spit in the sink / Does
it come out red? / Do they say your
breath stinks?
It’ll only get worse, that’s just
the beginning / Your mouth will be
cursed, there’s no hope of winning
/ Necrotizing ulcerative gingivitis
is next / Also called trench mouth,
/ you’ll never get sex.
Later: Caden nurses a beer. He seems unwell.
SINGER (CONT’D)
(THROUGHOUT)
I’m just a little person
One person in a sea
Of many little people
Who are not aware of me.
I do my little job
And live my little life
I eat my little meals
Miss my little kid and wife.
And somewhere
Maybe someday
Maybe somewhere
Far away
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
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45 CONTINUED:45
SINGER (CONT’D)
I’ll meet another little person
Who will look at me and say
I know you
You’re the one
I’ve waited for
Let’s have some fun
Life is precious
Every minute
And more precious
With you in it.
So let’s have some fun.
Let’s take a road trip
Way out west
You’re the one
I like the best.
I’m glad I found you
Like hanging ‘round you
You’re the one
I like the best.
Hazel plops down across from him. She has a smudge of soot
on her nose.
CADEN
Hey! Thanks for meeting me.
He points to his nose. She wipes at the soot on hers.
HAZEL
God, I'm delighted. Thought you'd
never ask. You did ask, right?
CADEN
I didn't want to be alone.
HAZEL
Who does?
(PAUSE)
You don't look like you feel well.
CADEN
I'm going through some things.
HAZEL
You want to tell me about it?
CADEN
I can't really. But I'm meditating
and running and taking vitamins.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
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45CONTINUED: (2)45
CADEN (CONT'D)
Cutting out sugar. I can't really
say any more. It's ...
(CONTINUED)
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45 CONTINUED: (3)45
HAZEL
Ok. Tell me something else.
CADEN
You tell me something. Oh. I've
cut out wheat.
HAZEL
Um, I bought this really nifty
sweater today. On sale. Fifty
dollars reduced from three hundred!
CADENHAZEL
It's beautiful.It's cashmere. So very soft.
You must feel it.
Hazel holds her arm out. Caden touches it.
CADEN
What do we do with all this, Hazel?
HAZEL
I don't know. We fuck? We
continue to sort of flirt? You
divorce your wife and marry me and
I make you happy for the very first
time in your life and all your
symptoms disappear?
(BEAT)
We call it a day?
(BEAT)
Don't choose the last one. I just
said that one for effect.
CADEN
Do I have to choose at all?
HAZEL
No, I suppose not. Choosing is not
your strong suit. You want to come
over to my place, Cotard?
CADENHAZEL
Um ... I'm won't let you off the
hook by saying "never mind"
this time.
CADEN
Adele is only on vacation.
(CONTINUED)
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45CONTINUED: (4)45
HAZEL
She hasn't called you since she
left. You've left countless
messages. It's been a year.
(CONTINUED)
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45 CONTINUED: (5)45
CADEN
It's been a week.
HAZEL
(stares at him, then:)
I'm going to buy you a calendar.
Caden rips a cocktail napkin into little pieces.
CADEN
Okay, just for one drink.
Hazel smiles and stands. She scoops up the torn napkin
pieces and puts them in her purse.
HAZEL
Scraps for my scrapbook.
Caden watches her ass as she turns to leave.
46 INT. HAZEL'S CAR - 2007 - NIGHT 46
Hazel drives. Caden follows in his car. We see him in her
rearview mirror, peering into her car. Hazel hikes her skirt
and causally begins to play with herself with her right hand.
47 INT. BURNING HOUSE - KITCHEN - 2007 - NIGHT 47
Hazel fixes drinks, mixes them with her right index finger.
She hands Caden one.
CADEN
I really can't drink very much
because of my condition.
HAZEL
Caden's mysterious condition.
Well, have one sip, anyway.
CADEN
Did you put something in it?
HAZEL
Would you like me to have? A
little love potion, perhaps?
CADEN
Sure, why not?
HAZEL
If that's what it takes, consider
it done. Poof! Love potion number
69.
(CONTINUED)
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47 CONTINUED:47
Caden laughs and takes a sip.
CADEN
It's good.
She takes a sip of her drink. Caden drinks some more of his.
HAZEL
Does it make you want to kiss me?
CADEN
Yeah. Kind of.
HAZEL
Tell me why?
CADEN
Um, I feel a lot of longing.
HAZEL
Hmm. Beg a girl, why dontcha.
CADENHAZEL
Um, okay. Please, Hazel, let On your knees.
me --
CADEN
What?
HAZEL
I'd like you to beg me on your
knees for a kiss. Just for fun.
Dumbly, Caden gets down on his knees.
CADEN
Why am I doing this?
HAZEL
(smiling warmly)
For fun, baby.
CADEN
You'll help me forget my troubles?
HAZEL
Oh, kiddo, you don't even know.
CADEN
I have a wife.
HAZEL
You have me. And I adore you.
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48 INT. BURNING HOUSE - BEDROOM - 2007 - NIGHT 48
Caden and Hazel have violent sex. Hazel watches Caden's
contorted face. They finish and lie there. Caden starts to
weep.
HAZEL
What? What is it?
CADENHAZEL
I don't know. I'm sorry. What?
CADEN
I'm just so confused. I'm sorry.
I'm really sick. I think I'm
dying. I have a kid. I'm married.
HAZELCADEN
Oh, Jesus. Oh, fuck me.I'm sorry. It's terrible, I
know.
HAZEL
Yeah. I just thought this might
change things. I hoped. Ugh.
CADEN
(still crying)
I had a good time. I think you're
a very nice person. Really.
HAZEL
That is just the wrong thing to say
right now, Caden. You should go.
49 INT. CADEN AND ADELE'S LIVING ROOM - 2008 - NIGHT 49
Caden is on the phone.
CADEN
(CRYING)
I'm so glad I finally got you.
INTERCUT WITH:
A50INT. ADELE'S BERLIN APARTMENT - 2008 - SAME A50
ADELE (PHONE VOICE)
Hello? Hello? Who is this?
CADEN
It's Caden!
(CONTINUED)
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A50 CONTINUED:A50
ADELE (PHONE VOICE)
Ellen?
CADEN
Caden! I can't wait to see you and
Olive on the 12th. um... I went
someplace without you tonight, Ad.
I went some place you couldn't come
with me. I'm sorry.
ADELE (PHONE VOICE)
What? Who is this? Oh, I have to
go. There's a party. I'm famous!
CADEN
Oh. Ok. Great. Have fu --
The connection is lost. Caden sits there, looks at the 2007
tax form in front of him, goes into convulsions. He manages
to grab the phone, his hand flopping all over the dial.
OPERATOR (PHONE VOICE)
911. What's the problem, ma'am?
CADEN
I'm sick.
OPERATOR (PHONE VOICE)
We're out of ambulances, miss, but
we'll send a taxi. Please wait in
front of your house, miss.
50OMITTED 50
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A51 OMITTED A51
51INT. HOSPITAL - 2008 - NIGHT51
Caden waits on a plastic chair in a dimly lit hallway, his
beat-up suitcase at his feet. He reads a very old Vogue and
opens to a spread about his wife. She seems glamorous.
There are photos of her in Berlin, her work, her flat. She is
the toast of the art world. Photos of her with two men, and
also with Olive, who seems somewhat Nazi Youth-like now.
NURSE
Mr. Cotard?
He looks up, having forgotten where he was. He grabs his
suitcase and follows the nurse down a dismal hallway: gurneys
against dirty walls, empty wheelchairs. Skinny man takes a
flash picture of Caden. Nurses drinking coffee out of paper
cups eye him. Puddles of vomit on the floor. They arrive at
the end of the hall. A doctor pokes his head out of a room.
He studies a file and doesn't look up.
DOCTOR
Mr. Cotard?
52INT. SMALL EXAMINING ROOM - 2008 - CONTINUOUS 52
The doctor never looks up from the files.
(CONTINUED)
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52 CONTINUED:52
DOCTOR
You've had a seizure of sorts.
CADEN DOCTOR
What does that mean?Seems to be some synaptic
degradation. Fungal in
origin. Autonomic functions
going haywire.
CADEN
It's serious?
DOCTOR
We don't know but yes.
They both sit there in silence for a long while.
DOCTOR (CONT'D)
We'll get you enrolled a
biofeedback program. Maybe you can
learn some sort of manual override.
53 INT. SCHENECTADY POST OFFICE - WINTER 2008 - DAY53
Caden waits in line, holding a big wrapped box, addressed to
Olive in Germany.
54 INT. CADEN AND ADELE'S LIVING ROOM - WINTER 2008 - NIGHT54
Caden sits on the couch, wheezing and reading a dictionary
entry for the word "crease." The definition is "n. a fold."
He squirts artificial saliva in his mouth.
55 OMITTED 55
56 INT. PERIODONTIST'S OFFICE - WINTER 2008 - DAY56
Caden is having periodontal surgery. It's bloody.
57 INT. SCHENECTADY THEATER LOBBY - WINTER 2008 - NIGHT57
Caden, with swollen lower face and bleeding mouth, approaches
the box office with a gift-wrapped box. Hazel looks up. The
damaged dog barks.
HAZEL CADEN
Be quiet, Squishy.Hi.
HAZEL
Caden, I won't be yet another woman
you feel guilty about.
(CONTINUED)
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57 CONTINUED: 57
CADEN
Okay. Thank you anyway.
HAZEL
Here. Take this. I got like five
for Christmas. Goddamn Christmas.
She hands him a 2009 calendar. It features photos of Adele.
58 INT. CADEN'S OFFICE - SPRING 2009 - NIGHT58
Adele calender on wall, open to March. Caden reads Getting
BETTER:
VOICE
Now. Now. Now! Be here now!
INTERCUT WITH:
A59INT. ADELE'S BERLIN APARTMENT - 2009 - SAMEA59
Adele feeds a piece of paper into a fax machine.
A fax starts to come in. Caden watches as the words appear,
fuzzy as if there is some interference in the process.
Olive wanted me to ask you not to read her diary. She left
it under her pillow by mistake. Glglf n mesr-siy. Hewz wec.
59 INT. OLIVE'S ROOM - 2009 - NIGHT 59
Caden lifts the bed pillow and finds a kid's diary. He
studies it, puts it back. There's a knock at the front door.
60 INT. CADEN AND ADELE'S LIVING ROOM - 2009 - NIGHT60
Caden opens the front door. A man hands him an envelope.
61 INT. THERAPIST'S OFFICE - 2009 - DAY 61
Madeline's feet are swollen and bloody.
(CONTINUED)
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61 CONTINUED:61
CADEN MADELINE
So I just got this MacArthurOh, Caden!
Grant last night.
CADEN MADELINE
Yeah. A lot of money. Do you know what you're going
to do with it?
CADEN
A theater piece. Something big and
true and tough. Y'know, finally
put my real self into something.
MADELINECADEN
Oh, Caden! What is your realI don't know yet. The
self, do you think? MacArthur is called "the
genius grant." And I want to
earn it.
MADELINE
That's wonderful. God bless! I
guess you'll have to discover your
real self. Right?
CADEN
Yeah, I mean, yeah. Oh, I wanted
to ask you, how old are kids when
they start to write?
MADELINE
Varies.
CADEN
Could a four year old keep a diary?
MADELINE
Listen, there's an absolutely
brilliant novel written by a four
year old.
CADENMADELINE
Really?Little Winky. By Horace
Azpiazu.
CADEN
Aww. Cute.
MADELINE
Hardly. Little Winky is a virulent
anti-Semite.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
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61CONTINUED: (2)61
MADELINE (CONT'D)
The story follows his initiation
into the Klan, his immersion in the
pornographic snuff industry and his
ultimate degradation at the hands
of a black ex-convict named Eric
Washington Jackson Jones...
Johnson... Jefferson, with whom he
embarks on a brutal homosexual
affair.
CADEN
Wow. Written by a four year old?
(CONTINUED)
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61CONTINUED: (3)61
MADELINE
Azpiazu killed himself at five.
CADEN
That's horrible.
MADELINE
He would've written so much more
had he lived. They developed a
method -- some software -- to
determine what he would've written
had he lived to ten, twenty,
thirty, etcetera.
CADEN
Is that possible?
MADELINE
Which part?
CADEN
Any of it. Why did he kill
himself?
MADELINE
I don't know, why did you?
CADEN
What?
MADELINE
I said, why would you?
CADEN
Oh. I don't know.
62INT. OLIVE'S ROOM - 2009 - NIGHT62
Caden paces nervously. He sits on Olive's bed and jimmies
open her diary with a screwdriver. He reads:
VOICE
Deer Diry. Thank you for being my
new best frend. My name is Olive
Cotard. I am for yers old. I like
choclit and --
63INT. SCHENECTADY TOY STORE - 2009 - DAY 63
Caden looks at the toys.
VOICE
-- my favorite color is pink.
(CONTINUED)
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63CONTINUED:63
CLERK
Can I help you?
CADEN
I'm looking for a Christmas present
for my daughter. Something pink.
CLERK
How about this?
The clerk holds up a pink box with a picture of a nose on it.
CADEN
Yes. That's good.
64OMITTED 64
65INT. QUINCY'S - 2009 - DAY65
Caden sits with Hazel. She seems somewhat distant.
CADEN
The idea is to do a massive theater
piece. Uncompromising, honest. I
don't know what it is yet or how to
do it, but it'll come. It'll
reveal itself.
HAZEL
Huh.
Pause.
CADEN
Here’s what I think theater is:
it’s the beginning of thought. The
truth not yet spoken. It’s a
blackbird in winter. The moment
before death. It’s what a man
feels after he’s been clocked in
the jaw. It’s love... in all its
messiness. And I want all of us,
players and audience alike, to soak
in the communal bath of it, the
mikvah, as the Jews call it. We’re
all in the same water, after all,
soaking in our very menstrual blood
and nocturnal emissions. This is
what I want to try to give people,
Hazel. And I want your help.
Hazel just stares. The food arrives. Caden looks at his
plate and concentrates.
(CONTINUED)
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65CONTINUED: 65
HAZEL
What are you doing?
CADEN
Salivating.
(PAUSE)
I have to concentrate.
(PAUSE)
Biofeedback training.
HAZEL
Huh.
CADEN
So I was wondering if you'll help.
HAZEL
In your box office?
CADEN
No. Like as my assistant.
HAZEL
I'm not sure I can work with you,
Caden. I'm kind of angry.
CADEN
I just want to normalize it, Hazel.
I think we'd have fun together.
He swallows some food then concentrates. She watches him.
CADEN (CONT'D)
I miss you.
He concentrates some more. She stares at him.
CADEN (CONT'D)
I'm digesting.
HAZEL
It's really disturbing.
66INT. TINY, CRAMPED REHEARSAL HALL - 2009 - DAY 66
Caden, beads of sweat on his forehead, sits with a large
group of actors, Tom, Claire, and Davis from Salesman among
them. No one speaks. Finally, Caden clears his throat.
CADEN
We'll start by talking honestly.
Out of that a piece of theater will
evolve. I'll begin.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
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66CONTINUED: 66
CADEN (CONT'D)
(long pause)
I've been thinking a lot about
dying lately.
CLAIRE
You're going to be fine, sweetie.
CADEN
I appreciate that, Claire, but --
CLAIRECADEN
Well, you are. You poor regardless of how this
thing.particular thing works itself
out, I will be dying. So
will you.
CLAIRECADEN
Caden!So will everyone here. And I
want to explore that
unflinchingly.
There is a long silence as everyone looks uncomfortable.
CADEN (CONT'D)
We are all hurtling toward death.
(SILENCE)
Yet here we are, for the moment,
alive. Each of us knowing we will
die; each of us secretly believing
we won't.
Nobody says anything for a long moment.
CLAIRE
It's brilliant. It's brilliant.
It's everything. It's Karamazov.
67INT. CADEN AND ADELE'S BEDROOM - WINTER 2010 - NIGHT 67
Caden is in bed, reading Olive's diary.
VOICE
Dear diary. Germany is wonderful!
So many friends here. My new dads
are great and handsome. And
brilliant directors of theater.
Caden grimaces in pain for a moment. His mouth bleeds. He
dials the phone.
HAZEL'S ANSWERING MACHINE
It's Hazel. Leave a message or
don't. Your dime.
(CONTINUED)
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67 CONTINUED:67
CADEN
Hi. I haven't heard from you so I
thought I'd say hi. Hi, Hazel!
He giggles crazily, coughs, then hangs up, embarrassed,
grimaces once more, then dials again.
CLAIRE (PHONE VOICE)
Hello?
CADENCLAIRE (PHONE VOICE)
Hi, Claire, it's Caden.Hi! I was just thinking
about you!
CADEN
Yeah? Um, I was calling to say hi,
chat about today maybe.
CLAIRE (PHONE VOICE)
Hi! Here you are, on my phone!
CADEN
Yeah. Do you maybe want to get a
drink or something? It's late so --
CLAIRE
Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah!
68 INT. QUINCY'S - 2010 - NIGHT68
Caden waits in a booth, nursing a martini, watching people
walk in, but not Claire. After a bit, Hazel enters with
Derek from the burning house. She's laughing and doesn't see
Caden. He slinks back into the booth. They sit at a table
not far from Caden, who can hear their conversation.
HAZELDEREK
(giggly) I'm just asking.
Stop!
HAZEL
You are so obnoxious!
DEREK
You're so obnoxious.
HAZEL
Yeah, well, you find it awfully
charming. My obnoxiousity.
DEREK
Obnoxiousity is not a word.
(CONTINUED)
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68 CONTINUED:68
HAZEL
You don't want to cross me.
DEREK
Don't I?
HAZEL
No. Because you like me so much.
DEREK
True. I like your obnoxiousity.
HAZEL
And my use of the word
"obnoxiousity."
DEREK
Yes.
HAZEL
Yes. You're delicious in your
acquiescence.
Claire enters, looks for Caden. She spots Hazel first.
HAZEL (CONT'D)
Hi, Claire.
CLAIRE
Hi...!
HAZEL
Hazel.
CLAIRE
Of course. Hazel. I knew that!
Duh! The box office.
HAZEL
Yes, I'm the box office.
CLAIRE
How are you?
HAZEL
Wonderful! You?
CLAIRE
Fine, thanks. I was supposed to
meet Caden here. You know Mr.
Cotard, right?
(CONTINUED)
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68 CONTINUED: (2)68
HAZEL
Yes, I recall Mr. Cotard.
Hazel looks around now, too. Both spot Caden at the same
time. He smiles and waves and approaches.
CADEN
Oh, hey.
HAZELCLAIRE
Hi, Caden. Hi, Caden.
CADEN (CONT'D)
Hi, Hazel. Hi, Claire.
HAZEL
This is Derek.
CADENCLAIRE
Hi, Derek. Hi, Derek.
HAZEL (CONT'D)
Hi, Derek.
DEREK
Hi.
CADEN
How's everything, Haze... ul?
HAZEL
Great, Cade. En.
CADENCLAIRE
Good. It's good to see you.(awkwardly)
Reunion night! How lovely!
HAZEL (CONT’D)
Yes.
HAZELCADEN
So --We'll leave you be.
HAZEL (CONT'D)
Yeah, okay. Thanks. Derek and I --
CADENHAZEL
No, of course. It was nice Take care.
seeing you.
Caden and Claire go to Caden's booth.
(CONTINUED)
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68 CONTINUED: (3)68
CLAIRE
That was awkward.
CADEN
Yeah, I guess.
Caden steals glances at Hazel, chatting animatedly,
throughout his conversation with Claire. He hears occasional
snippets.
CLAIRE
Let's talk about our project. I'm
so excited about it.
CADEN
Really? Why?
CLAIRE
I just think it's... brave. I feel
like I'm going to be part of a
revolution. I keep thinking Artaud.
I keep thinking Krapp's Last Tape.
Grotowski, for Christ's sake!
CADEN
I don't know what I'm doing.
CLAIRE HAZEL
But that's what's so ... cryptology...
refreshing. I mean, how much
prepackaged ...
CLAIRE
... theater can we take as a
country? Y'know? Knowing that you
don't know is the first and most
essential step to knowing. Y'know?
CADEN
I don't know.
CLAIRE HAZEL
I'm proud of you.Ptolemy was the first to
divide the day into 24...
CLAIRE
So tell me what you want from me?
CADEN
Hmm?
CLAIRE
From my character.
(CONTINUED)
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68 CONTINUED: (4)68
CADEN
Oh. Well, we'll build it over
time together. Find a real person,
maybe, to model it after.
CLAIRE HAZEL
That sounds fun. ...hairstyle called a beaver
tail. It's a loop of hair...
CLAIRE
That Hazel girl is kind of
interesting, maybe. As a model.
CADEN
Um, yeah. Something to think
about. Sure. Although --
CLAIRE CADEN
Y'know, why is she still I don't know. Probably not
working in a box office at that interesting.
her age?
CLAIRE CADEN
There's got to be a storyYeah. Could be. We'll talk
there. Did she want to be an about it.
actress but lacked
confidence? You seem
distracted.
CADEN (CONT'D)
No. I have these health issues.
CLAIRE HAZEL
It's late. ... and the jet, it exploded,
and she was sent plummeting.
CADEN (CONT'D) CLAIRE
Um...Well, we can talk more
tomorrow maybe.
CADEN (CONT'D)
I'm sorry.
(PAUSE)
When I get tired I have to remember
to breathe. It's a new thing. My
autonomic functions are failing.
CLAIRE
Poor darling. It's fine.
(CONTINUED)
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68 CONTINUED: (5) 68
CADENCLAIRE
I'm just ... (grabbing his hand)
Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh.
Claire leads Caden past Hazel and Derek, deep in
conversation, heads close together.
HAZEL
Whitrow says, "If a mind is
regarded to be a memory-based
process of integration..."
69 EXT. DOWNTOWN SCHENECTADY STREET - WINTER 2010 - NIGHT 69
Caden and Claire walk. It's bitterly cold. They pass a store
window advertising a Presidents Day sale. The female
mannequins are dressed as Lincoln and Washington. Caden
glances at their star-spangled bikini-bottomed crotches.
CLAIRE
My mother died last night.
CADEN
My God. I'm so sorry. What are
you doing out?
CLAIRE
Ugh, I couldn't deal with my
sisters. It's like living in a
Heironymous Bosch painting.
CADEN
Oh. I see. Well, um, What
happened to your mother, if I could
ask? I mean, God, that's an awful
thing to ask. I'm sorry. I don't
mean to -- It's just that, I'm --
CLAIRE
Oh, this is me. No, it's okay.
She fell. Slipped in her bathroom.
Hit her head. It actually split in
half. Horrible.
They stop at a small hatchback with a cow painted on it.
CADEN
In half?
CLAIRE
Yes. Well, it was nice meeting
you. Did I say "meeting"? Ugh,
I'm such an idiot.
(CONTINUED)
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69 CONTINUED: 69
CADEN CLAIRE
Slip of the tongue is all.Freudian slip.
CADEN
I don't know how it's Freudian.
CLAIRE
Y'know. Like "meet"? To meet?
CADEN
Oh. Well, I'm sorry about your
mother. In half?
CLAIRE
It's okay. It's life. It's --
Claire's face contorts into a horrifying, paralyzed grimace.
CADEN
What is it? What?
She weeps silently, with gaping mouth. Caden awkwardly
embraces her. She remains stiff.
CADEN (CONT'D)
Do you want me to drive you home?
She shakes her head "no" over and over. Then she looks in at
her reflection in the car window.
CLAIRE
Sometimes when I cry, I watch
myself so I can remember how it
looks for future roles. It's
horrible. I hate myself.
CADEN
It's okay. Everyone does that.
It's -- is there anything I can do?
70 EXT. CEMETERY - 2010 - DAY70
Caden sits with Claire and a large congregation. She rests
her hand on Caden's.
MINISTER
...there she met Ralph Keene. They
fell in love, married, and soon
their first child, Claire was born.
The minister's voice goes under.
(CONTINUED)
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70 CONTINUED:70
CLAIRE
(crying whisper to Caden)
I used to be a baby.
(CONTINUED)
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70CONTINUED: (2)70
CADEN
I'm so sorry.
CLAIRE
I was a baby girl with hair of spun
gold, the prettiest baby anyone had
ever seen. One day the townsfolk,
who were jealous of my beauty,
decided to steal me away.
71OMITTED71
72INT. CLAIRE'S BEDROOM (SCHENECTADY APT.) - 2010 - DAY72
Curtains drawn, the room glows with afternoon sunlight.
Caden sits on the bed. Claire enters naked from the
bathroom, brushing her teeth and talking.
CLAIRECADEN
There was a knock at theGod, you're beautiful.
door.
CLAIRE
(sits on bed next to him)
It was a bearded old man.
Caden can hold out no longer. He kisses her. They fall back
on the bed. He kisses her all over as she continues to tell
the story. Her voice becomes irresistibly melodious.
CLAIRE (CONT'D)
He said to me, "young lady, I have
in my satchel a ring. Whomever
possesses it will receive all the
magic of the woodland sprites."
CADEN CLAIRE
(eyes blurring, head(spreading her legs)
lolling, breathing her"You can have this ring if
in) you promise me one thing."
I have to fuck you. I have"Anything," I whispered in
to. his ear.
Caden and Claire are having sex now.
CLAIRE (CONT'D)
He said, "There is one more thing.
You must never tell anyone what you
promised me. If you do, you will
die."
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73INT. CLAIRE'S BATHROOM (SCHENECTADY APT.) - 2010 - DAY 73
Claire sits on the toilet and pees.
CLAIRE
So I used my new power to kill all
the townsfolk. Horrible,
humiliating deaths. I was reunited
with my family. And I lived
happily ever after, doing only good
with my new powers.
Caden cries and rests his head on her thigh.
CLAIRE (CONT'D)
Why are you crying, honey?
CADEN
I'm so in love with you.
Claire smiles, strokes his hair.
CADEN (CONT'D)
I have problems, Claire. I'm still
attached to my wife. I have also --
I have also -- feelings for Hazel.
CLAIRE
(WIPING)
Really? Hazel? Oh. Really? Our
Hazel? That's really interesting.
I must've picked that up
unconsciously. Wow. Boy. Gosh.
CADEN
I've left them behind. I've gone
somewhere without them. I'm guilty
of so much.
CLAIRE
It's okay. We'll be fine. You're
with me now. We'll be good.
74EXT. PARK - 2010 - DAY 74
Caden and Claire get married. Caden is saying his vows.
CADEN
There will be no other before you.
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75 INT. SCHENECTADY POST OFFICE - WINTER 2010 - DAY 75
Caden stands in line with a gift-wrapped box addressed to
Olive. The clerks at the counter wear Santa hats and beards.
76 INT. TINY, CRAMPED REHEARSAL HALL - 2011 - DAY 76
Actors piled in. Claire sits at a makeshift "box-office."
Davis approaches. Caden circles the action. There are
ponderous pauses.
DAVIS CLAIRE
I'd like to buy a ticket. Okay. That'll be forty
dollars.
DAVIS CLAIRE
Okay. Forty dollars it is.Okay. Here's your ticket.
CADEN
Okay, hold it. We're not really --
I think we need to work on your
characters individually. We need
to investigate, to really discover
the essence of each being. Davis,
I'll start with you.
Caden walks off with Davis. Claire seethes.
77 INT. CLAIRE'S KITCHEN (SCHENECTADY APT.) - WINTER 2011 - 77
NIGHT
Claire chops vegetables. Caden feeds a baby. Christmas
decorations are up.
CLAIRE
Davis, I'll start with you.
There's a difference between
favoring me and pretending we've
never met. I mean, we had Ariel, I
think people know we've fucked.
(CONTINUED)
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77 CONTINUED:77
CADEN CLAIRE
That's not the point. Apparently not. I would've
guessed you were sleeping
with Davis.
CADEN CLAIRE
We'll talk about your Maybe you are. I just want
character after we get Arielto feel what we used to feel.
to bed. Okay? Y'know?
78 INT. CLAIRE'S BEDROOM (SCHENECTADY APT.)- WINTER 2011 - 78
NIGHT
Claire sits on the bed and seems almost in a trance. She
looks haggard and her cheeks are tear-stained.
CLAIRE
She's 36. Works in a theater box
office. She had acting aspirations
but lacked the confidence to pursue
them. Her life is passing by. She
is alone. She's old and ugly --
CADEN
I think you should pick another
subject. Other than Hazel.
CLAIRE
Sacred ground?
CADEN
No. It's just. I don't feel like
there's enough there.
Claire thinks for a moment.
CLAIRE
I suppose not. She is limited.
Okay. There's this single mother
who lives downstairs. I find her
really deep and sad.
CADEN
Tell me.
CLAIRE
I'm 42. I have a small child and
no husband. I work long hours as a
cashier at a mini-mart. Sometimes
I worry my child will not even
recognize me when I come home --
Claire cries like she did when her mother died. Ariel cries.
(CONTINUED)
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78 CONTINUED: 78
CLAIRE (CONT'D)
Check on her. Please, sweetie.
I'm arriving at something.
79 INT. CLAIRE'S LIVING ROOM (SCHENECTADY APT.) - WINTER 2011 - 79
NIGHT
Ariel sleeps in a crib in the corner of the living room.
Caden sits on a tiny chair, thumbing through a magazine.
(CONTINUED)
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79CONTINUED:79
Claire weeps off-screen. Caden sees an article entitled
"Flower Girl", featuring a photo of a naked Olive, smiling,
her body covered from neck to ankle in tattoos of flowers.
The article begins, "Ten year old Olive Wittgart of Berlin is
the first child in human history with a full body tattoo... "
Caden stares in disbelief. Claire pokes her head in. Her
eyes are red.
CLAIRECADEN
Caden, I've made aI have to go find my
breakthrough. This woman is daughter.
beautiful. I've got --
CLAIRE
Your daughter is right here.
CADEN
My real daughter.
CLAIRECADEN
What? My first daughter. Olive.
I've got to find her.
CLAIRE
Please don't do this to us.
CADEN
She's tattooed!
CLAIRE
(revealing massive tattoo
on back)
Everyone's tattooed!
CADEN CLAIRE
I've never seen that before.You have responsibilities.
CADEN
I'll be quick. I'll do it quick.
CLAIRE
Everyone's tattooed. Please.
80INT. PLANE - 2011 - NIGHT 80
It's dark; most people are sleeping. Caden reads Getting
Better.
VOICE
Redundancy is fluid. Life moves to
the south. There is only the now.
(CONTINUED)
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80 CONTINUED:80
MADELINE
Hi.
He sees Madeline sitting across the aisle. She is different,
sexier in make-up and a tight dress.
MADELINE (CONT'D)
When you cancelled, it freed me up.
So I'm traveling, too! Yippee!
CADEN
I'm not sure I'm getting the book.
MADELINE
But it's getting you. You're
almost non-recognizable now.
Madeline spreads her legs a bit and smiles at Caden. He
nervously grins, goes back to his book. He reads:
VOICE
I offer my flower to you and you
deny it. This book is over.
He turns the page. Blank. The rest of the book is blank.
He looks over at Madeline. She is watching a movie.
81 EXT. BERLIN STREET - 2011 - DAY 81
Caden wanders a dirty store-front street looking for an
address. He finds it. An art gallery. He enters.
82 INT. GALLERY - 2011 - DAY 82
The walls are hung with hundreds of Adele's tiny paintings.
CADEN GERMAN WOMAN
I don't speak German. I was - Yes yes. I may help you,
-Mister?
CADEN
I'm looking for Adele Cotard.
GERMAN WOMAN
Yes. We must not give addresses or
other personal informations.
CADEN
I'm her husband.
GERMAN WOMAN
No. You are not her husbands,
which is named Gunther und Heinz.
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83 EXT. OUTDOOR CAFE - 2015 - DAY83
Caden sits nursing a coffee. Maria approaches and sits down.
CADEN
You're here, too?
MARIA
I live with Adele and Olive and
Gunther und Heinz and Uschi and
Britt. I'm everyone's nanny.
CADENMARIA
I want to see my daughter. They sent me.
CADENMARIA
They? And who the fuck are They decided it's not time to
Uschi and Britt? see you yet.
CADEN
Maria, I can't believe Adele got
her tattooed like that. I mean --
MARIA
I did that. Olive's my project.
CADEN
She's a four year old!
MARIA
She's almost over eleven now.
She's my muse. I love her.
Caden stares at her for a moment, then lunges. He punches
her repeatedly as she tries to get away. She throws a punch
which connects with the side of his head and knocks him down.
She hurries off.
CADEN
What'd you do to my family? What'd
you do to my daughter?
MARIA (IN GERMAN)
Screw you, Caden. Faggot! FAGGOT!
She turns down an alley. Caden, a half-block behind, hurries
to the alley. She's gone. He walks through, looking for
her. It's dark. Trash cans and garbage. He spots an
unopened box next to the trash. It's pink with a picture of
a nose on it. Caden drops to his knees and weeps. No tears
come out. His eyes are dry and red. He pulls a vial of
artificial tears from his pockets and moistens his eyes.
Suddenly his breathing becomes wildly erratic.
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A84EXT. GERMAN HOSPITAL - 2015 - DAY A84
Caden limps up to the hospital.
84 INT. GERMAN HOSPITAL ROOM - 2015 - DAY84
German words painted on the walls. Caden, in his underwear,
lies on a metal table in a cold room, while an old man in
white military jacket examines him, pressing on his body in
various places. The man is silent except for slow, long
inhalations and exhalations through his nose. When he is
through he leaves the room without saying a word. Caden lies
there, not sure what he’s supposed to do. After a while, he
gets up and opens the door, looks both ways down the empty
hall. He closes the door, sits in a plastic chair and waits.
85 INT. PLANE - 2015 - NIGHT 85
Caden sits. A tube runs from his nostril to a small whirring
machine on his lap. A frail old man sits next to him.
OLD MAN
Death comes faster than you think.
86 EXT. NEW YORK CITY STREET - 2015 - DAY86
Caden, walking with a realtor, approaches a warehouse in a
very old, decrepit, and abandoned-looking part of town.
CADEN
Yeah, I want to bring my production
to New York. To get it seen. By
people, you know, who matter. The
sooner the better.
REALTOR
Well, this theater is centrally
located. Heart of the theater
district. So... great for plays.
CADEN REALTOR
Yeah?Yeah. Very much so.
87 INT. WAREHOUSE - 2015 - DAY 87
It's massive, empty, old, and dirty. Caden inspects it while
the agent watches from a distance.
REALTOR
(echoey and far away)
Lots of room for seats over here.
88 OMITTED 88
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89INT. WAREHOUSE - 2016 - DAY89
It's been scrubbed. There are small squared-off "apartment"
areas, with actors in each, going about their days. A couple
sleeps in a bed in one, in another there is a conversation
between people over dinner, a man watches television alone in
one, etc. There are at least fifteen configurations of
people with a reel-to-reel tape recorders in each set-up.
Caden walks from one to the other, eavesdropping, followed by
an assistant, Michael.
PATIENT (IN ONE "APARTMENT")
(to doctor)
And then he said he couldn't see me
anymore. Just like that. I don't
understand. I... I mean, he just
told me two days before how much he
loves me. Everything's spinning out
of control.
He stops at Claire's "apartment." She is ironing and
watching a daytime soap, which is a closed-circuit TV. The
actors in the soap are across the warehouse in another
apartment.
JENNIFER (SOAP OPERA ACTRESS)
Dr. Williams, that was your last
patient for the day.
DR. WILLIAMS (SOAP OPERA ACTRESS)
Jennifer, let's stop this charade.
JENNIFER
I don't know what you're talking
about, Doctor.
DR. WILLIAMS
The chemistry between us is
palpable. You and I both know that.
JENNIFER
Dennis... I can't.
DR. WILLIAMS
Why not? It's the way God made us.
JENNIFER
I can't because Jerry came back
last night.
DR. WILLIAMS
Jerry, but he's dead. I'm certain
of that because...
(CONTINUED)
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89CONTINUED: 89
JENNIFER
Because what? Because what, Dennis?
DR. WILLIAMS
Because I'm certain, that's all.
Ariel sits in a highchair and plays with a bowl of Cheerios.
She is about two and a half.
ARIELCADEN
Daddy! Daddy is mine!Daddy can't play now, honey.
CLAIRE
Daddy doesn't live with us anymore,
baby. He had to find himself.
Claire shoots daggers at Caden and goes back to ironing.
Nearby, Tom and Davis rehearse their scene in another
"apartment."
DAVIS (AS CUSTOMER)
I like it but it's a little tight
in the toe. Don't you think?
TOM (AS CLERK)
No. It's right. This is how they're
supposed to fit. They're French.
DAVIS
Oh. French, huh? Okay.
90EXT. BUS SHELTER (NEAR WAREHOUSE) - 2016 - NIGHT 90
Caden sits in the fluorescent shelter. He looks at a poster
for a movie called Little Winky and Caden, which features
Caden in an embrace with a muscular skinhead. The movie is
"Posthumously Written" by The Late Horace Azpiazu.
Caden's leg starts to twitch, and he goes into convulsions.
91OMITTED91
92INT. EXAMINATION ROOM - 2017 - NIGHT 92
An old doctor examines Caden's shaking leg.
DOCTOR
I can't argue with further testing.
CADEN
Ok, you're a doctor, right? Am I
dying? Can you tell me that?
(CONTINUED)
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92 CONTINUED:92
DOCTOR
No.
CADEN
No, you can't tell me?
(CONTINUED)
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92 CONTINUED: (2)92
DOCTOR
I can't tell you.
DOCTOR (CONT’D)
You can't tell me if you can't tell
me?
DOCTOR (CONT’D)
No.
93 EXT. NYC STREET - 2017 - DAY93
Caden walks along, his leg shaking. He spots Hazel looking
in a store window. He just watches her for a while. She
sees him in the store window reflection. She turns.
HAZEL
Caden! I was wondering if I was
going to bump into you!
She gives him a hug, notices his shaking leg.
CADEN
What are you doing here? You look
great.
HAZELCADEN
Oh, thanks. You... I --New haircut?
HAZEL
Um, yeah. For a while now.
CADEN
What are you doing in New York?
HAZEL
Oh. I’m here with Derek and the
boys. Mini-vacation! You know.
CADEN
The boys?
HAZEL
Yeah. I thought you knew.
CADENHAZEL
Ah. Congratulations. Yeah. Thanks.
CADEN
How old?
(CONTINUED)
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93 CONTINUED:93
HAZEL
Five. Twins. Robert and Daniel
and Allan.
CADEN
Ah. Yes.
(PAUSE)
Nice names. Where are they?
HAZEL
Oh. Derek took them to Natural
History. So I could shop.
CADEN
Ah.
HAZEL
Nice to see you, Caden. How are
things?
CADEN
Y’know. I was with Claire. We
have a daughter, but we're
separated now. How about with
you?
HAZEL
Good. The kids are wonderful. I
have a great job at Lens Shapers.
CADEN
Great. You wear a lab coat?
HAZEL
It’s so good to see you. I should
run. I want to get some shopping
in. We’re meeting back at the
hotel at three. Then sushi!
CADEN
Okay. Good seeing you, Hazel.
Hazel smiles and waves and turns to head into the store.
Caden watches after her.
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94OMITTED94
A95 EXT. HOTEL TERRACE - 2017 - DAYA95
Caden watches Hazel and her family, laughing and enjoying
each other on the terrace. The gaunt man sits with them.
When they head to the pool, Caden just continues, without
hesitation, to the edge of the roof, and begins to climb
over. A passing lifeguard sees Caden, grabs him and wrestles
him to the ground.
95INT. CADEN AND ADELE'S HOUSE - 2017 - NIGHT95
Caden pulls Olive's journal from under his pillow and reads
from somewhere in the middle.
OLIVE'S VOICE
(with German accent)
How I love Maria! She is so much
more of a father than Caden ever
was, with his drinking and
unfortunate body odor and rotting
teeth. I could only loathe him and
perhaps pity him. But Maria!
Caden blots his sopping brow and gums, sniffs under his arms.
96INT. HALLWAY (CLAIRE'S NYC APT.) - FALL 2018 - NIGHT 96
Caden, now walking with a cane, approaches an apartment door.
There's a sad pilgrim cut-out taped to it. He knocks.
CLAIRE (O.S.)
Yes?
CADEN
It's me.
ARIEL (O.S.)CLAIRE (O.S.)
Daddy, Daddy! What, Caden?
CADEN (CONT'D)
I want to come back. I want to
take care of you and Olive. Ariel.
There's silence then the door opens. Claire is crying.
CLAIRE
I just want you to love us.
Caden hugs her. Ariel hugs Caden's good leg.
(CONTINUED)
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96CONTINUED: 96
ARIEL
Why does you have a canes, Daddy?
97INT. CLAIRE'S BEDROOM (NYC APARTMENT) - 2018 - NIGHT 97
Caden and Claire in bed having sex. The gaunt man stands on
the fire escape peering in. Ariel watches from the doorway.
(CONTINUED)
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CONTINUED: 97 97
The phone rings. Claire cranes her neck and looks at the
clock. The gaunt man and Ariel both step out of view.
CLAIRE
It's 3:30. For crying out fuck.
Caden answers the phone.
CADEN
Hello? What's wrong? Okay. Okay.
Caden hangs up. Claire kisses Caden's neck.
CADEN (CONT'D)
My father died.
CLAIRE
Oh, baby.
CADEN
His body was riddled with cancer.
He didn't even know. He went in
because his finger hurt.
CLAIRE
It's okay, baby. It's going to be
okay. Let me make you feel better.
Claire begins kissing her way down Caden's chest.
CADEN
They said he suffered horribly.
That he called out for me right
before he died. They said he said
he regretted his life. They said
he said a lot of things. Too many
to recount. They said it was the
longest and saddest deathbed speech
any of them had ever heard.
98 EXT. CEMETERY - 2018 - DAY 98
Caden, Claire, and Ariel stand with Caden's mother as a child-
sized coffin is lowered into the ground.
MOTHER
There was so little left of him.
They had to fill the coffin with
cotton balls to keep him from
rattling around.
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99 INT. CADEN'S MOTHER'S HOUSE - 2018 - DAY 99
Crowded with mourners. People chat and eat. Claire and
Caden, on the couch holding hands, chat with a fat lady.
CADEN
Excuse me, I have to use the
bathroom.
100EXT. CADEN'S MOTHER'S BACK DECK - 2018 - A FEW MOMENTS 100
LATER
Caden dials his cell phone.
CADEN
Hey.
INTERCUT WITH:
A101 INT. BURNING HOUSE - 2018 - SAME A101
Hazel is on her phone.
HAZEL (PHONE VOICE)
Caden?
CADEN
I had to talk to you. My father
died.
HAZEL
Oh no. Oh, Caden. I'm so sorry.
CADENHAZEL
Thanks. I know.Are you at your mom's?
CADEN
Yeah. With Claire and Ariel.
HAZELCADEN
Oh. I see. I'm back with Claire.
Pause.
HAZEL
Yes, I got that.
CADENHAZEL
I'm sorry. What are you sorry about?
CADEN
I don't know. You got quiet. I
thought I should say something.
(CONTINUED)
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A101CONTINUED:A101
HAZEL
You thought you should say
something. That's lovely. That's
what makes our relationship so
special. The obligation.
CADEN
What am I supposed to do, Hazel? I
have a kid with her. You have
twins with Derek. Three twins.
It's confusing!
HAZEL CADEN
You're not supposed to do I really miss you.
anything.
HAZEL
Yeah, I guess that's what happens
when you have a kid with somebody
else. You having sex with her?
CADEN HAZEL
Hazel...I'm asking you a question.
Did you have sex with her now
that you're back together?
CADEN
Yes. Of course. I mean, what --
HAZEL
I have to go. I'm sorry about your
dad. That's awful news.
CADEN
Hazel, please, I can't bear it if
you go.
HAZEL
I have to. I'm going out. I have
to get ready. Everything's fine.
CADEN
I need to use a cane now.
(PAUSE)
Okay. Take care.
Hazel hangs up. Caden sits there.
101 OMITTED 101
102 OMITTED 102
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103 INT. WAREHOUSE - CITY SET - 2020 - DAY103
A rehearsal in progress. The shells of apartment buildings
have been built. The actors, who previously had been spread
out on the floor of the warehouse, are now perched on
scaffolding in various apartment spaces. Caden, followed by
Michael, surveys the scene by climbing up and down ladders.
It's difficult to manage with his cane.
104 INT. CLAIRE KITCHEN (NYC APARTMENT) - 2021 - LATE NIGHT 104
Caden reads Olive's diary.
OLIVE'S GERMAN VOICE
Today I felt a wetness between my
legs. Maria explained to me now I
am a woman. And being a woman is
wonderful with Maria to guide me.
105 EXT. BERLIN STREET - 2022 - DAY 105
Overcast. Caden wanders. Walls are plastered with posters
of "Flower Girl." It's Olive, early 20's, very sexy and
naked. There is an address and a date. Seems to be some
sort of concert.
106 INT. LOBBY - 2022 - NIGHT 106
Caden waits on a long line behind a bunch of men.
107 INT DARK SMALL ROOM - NIGHT 107
Caden sits by himself in a cramped space. A light switches
on behind scarred Plexiglas. Olive dances naked. Caden
tries to get her attention by banging on the glass but she
can't see him. A bouncer enters and beats Caden up.
108 INT. CLAIRE'S BEDROOM (NYC APARTMENT) - 2022 - MORNING108
Caden, bruised, lies in bed while Claire hurries past,
getting dressed.
CLAIRECADEN
Get out of bed. I'm depressed.
CLAIRE
The cry of the North American
Caden.
CADEN
I'd just like a little sympathy.
(CONTINUED)
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108 CONTINUED:108
CLAIRE
I'll save my sympathy for the
eighty million people with avian
flu, the Tsunami victims in Puerto
Rico, the countless millennia dead
from... how fucked it all is.
CADEN
Millennia dead? What? And since
when do you care about anything?
CLAIRE
I care every day about things! I
care about us! ... Y'know?!
ARIEL
Why do Daddy be sad now?
109 EXT. BURNING HOUSE - 2023 - DAY 109
The neighborhood seems abandoned and overgrown. Caden is
parked down the block and watches Hazel's house. Soon Hazel
and Derek walk by. Derek says something and Hazel laughs
delightedly. Caden is in agony. He rolls down his window.
CADEN
Hazel!
Hazel and Derek turn.
HAZEL CADEN
Caden, what are you doing Sorry. Can I talk to you?
here? Please?
Hazel kisses Derek, whispers something in his ear. They
share a giggle. Derek waves at Caden and heads into the
burning house. Hazel approaches Caden's car.
CADEN (CONT'D)
Tell me what to do.
HAZEL CADEN
Caden, everyone has to figure I want you to look at me like
out their own life. Y'know? you used to.
HAZEL
Oh, honey, I can't anymore.
CADEN
(CRYING)
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I screwed
everything up. I don't have any
courage. I'm sorry.
(CONTINUED)
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109 CONTINUED:109
HAZEL
It's okay. I'm okay.
CADEN
I don't want you to be okay. I
mean, I do but it rips my guts out.
HAZEL
I'll always be your friend. I'll
help you through any way I can.
CADEN
I'll help you through, too.
HAZEL
Caden, I'm fine. I have Derek.
110 INT. WAREHOUSE - 2023 - DAY 110
Caden stands with his cane before the group of seated actors.
The actors wait patiently as Caden finishes a coughing fit.
CADEN
I won't settle for anything less
than the brutal truth. Brutal!
Each day I'll hand you a scrap of
paper. It'll tell you what
happened to you that day. "You
felt a lump in your breast. You
looked at your wife and saw a
stranger." Etcetera.
TOM CADEN
Caden, when are we going to And I'm not excusing myself
get an audience in here?from this either. I will
It's been seventeen years.have someone play me, to
delve into the murky,
cowardly depths of my lonely,
fucked-up being. He'll get
notes, too. And they will
correspond to the "notes" I
truly get each day from my
God.
The actors glance uncomfortably at Claire. She smiles
apologetically.
111 OMITTED 111
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112OMITTED112
113INT. HAZEL'S CAR - 2024 - DAY113
Hazel sits in her parked car and talks on her cellphone.
Little kids in costumes walk by. A little girl walks by in a
"nude" body suit with Olive's tattoos all over it.
HAZEL
They fired me. I caused an
outbreak of conjunctivitis. I
didn't wash my hands. I had pink
eye hands! Pink hands!
INTERCUT WITH:
A114 INT. WAREHOUSE - 2024 - SAME A114
Caden sits at his desk, talking on his cell phone.
CADEN
Oh God.
HAZEL
I didn't wash my hands! I'm a
stupid cow! I don't have anything
to show for being on this planet.
And this fucking private Christian
school is killing us. It's not
cheap. It's Derek's thing. I
don't believe in that shit.
Y'know? Try to be a good person.
That's all there is. I'm sorry.
I'm talking too much. Do you have
anything for me, Caden?
(CONTINUED)
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A114CONTINUED:A114
CADEN HAZEL
Um, I have an assistant,Please, Caden. Everything is
Hazel. And there's no box falling apart. I miss you.
office yet. There are problems at home.
I'm worthless. I'm fat.
What am I going to do?
Nobody laughs at my jokes the
way you did.
114 INT. WAREHOUSE - AUDITION CORNER - 2025 - LATER 114
The actors are in their apartments living their lives. Caden
is in the far corner of the space, at a little sectioned-off
area. There are a half-dozen actors sitting on folding
chairs outside the partition. They all resemble Caden,
except one very tall one. Hazel steps around the partition.
HAZEL
Sammy Barnathan?
Sammy Barnathan stands. He is the gaunt man we've seen
following Caden. Hazel leads him to Caden. Caden stands.
HAZEL (CONT'D)SAMMY
This is Sammy Barnathan.I don't have a resume or
picture. I've never worked
as an actor.
CADEN
Good. Tell me why you're here.
SAMMY
I've been following you for twenty
years. So I knew about this
audition. Because I follow you.
Caden, hiding is nervousness, nods.
SAMMY (CONT'D)
I've learned everything about you
by following you. Hire me and you
will see who you truly are.
Caden stares at Sammy. Sammy stares back. There's fear in
Caden's eyes but he doesn't drop his gaze.
SAMMY (CONT'D)
Peek-a-boo.
Sammy transforms effortlessly into Caden.
(CONTINUED)
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SAMMY (CONT'D)
Okay, Hazel, I don't think we need
to talk to anyone else. This guy
has me down. I'm going to cast him
right now. Then maybe you and I
can get a drink and we can try to
figure out this thing between us.
Why I cried. I've never felt about
anyone the way I feel about you. I
want to fuck you until we merge
into a Chimera.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
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SAMMY (CONT'D)
A mythical beast with penis and
vagina eternally fused, two pair of
eyes that look only at each other,
lips ever touching and one voice
that whispers to itself.
CADEN
Yes, okay. You've got the part.
Sammy nods and exits. Hazel follows him with her eyes.
HAZEL
He's good, Caden.
CADEN
Please don't fall in love with him.
HAZEL
I only have eyes for you, dear.
115INT. WAREHOUSE - 2025 - A FEW MOMENTS LATER 115
Caden limps with his cane and a backpack toward the men's
room door. His eyes are rheumy. He pushes open the door.
116INT. WAREHOUSE - MEN'S ROOM - 2025 - CONTINUOUS 116
The room is filthy. Flies buzz. The urinals are covered
with slime. Caden enters a stall, pulls down his pants, and
sits. He strains. When he is done, he looks at his stool.
It's gray. He wipes and flushes, pulls up his pants and
exits the stall. Sammy stands there.
SAMMY
I've never seen your shit gray.
CADEN
It's new.
Sammy jots a note. Caden places his backpack on a sink. He
looks at himself in the mirror, stalling.
SAMMY
I know it's pill time. You don't
need to hide from me.
Caden opens his pack and pulls out a baggie full of pills.
He takes them, one-by-one. Sammy watches and counts. When
it's over, he speaks.
SAMMY (CONT'D)
You're missing your Fosonex.
(CONTINUED)
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CADEN SAMMY
No. Check your bag.
Caden pulls out books and notebooks and a sweater. The pill
falls out of the sweater onto the grimy floor.
SAMMY (CONT'D)
Fosonex, 2.5 mg.
Caden picks the pill up off the floor. It's got grime on it.
SAMMY (CONT'D)
Swallow it anyway. It's important.
Go on, sweetie.
Caden looks at Sammy and swallows the pill.
SAMMY (CONT'D)
Good boy.
117 EXT. NYC CITY STREET - 2025 - EVENING 117
Caden exits the warehouse with Claire and Ariel, who is now
five. Sammy walks alongside. There is a long line of people
waiting to find out about tickets for the show.
MAN
When is it opening?
CADEN
When it's ready.
MAN
We need to get in. It's bad out
here.
They move on, passing poor people waiting in line for food
distributed from a military truck. There are sick people
being herded into a scary bus marked "Fun Land." The guards
wear surgical masks.
CADEN
I was thinking of calling it
Simulacrum. What do you think?
CLAIRE
I don't know what it means.
ARIEL
Can me have a nickel if I doesn't
play with my pee-pee no more?
A hovercraft glides down the street with searchlights.
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CADEN
How about The Flawed Light of Love
and Grief?
CLAIRE
I'm not sure.
Sammy jots something in his book.
118INT. CLAIRE'S BEDROOM (NYC APARTMENT) - 2025 - NIGHT118
Caden and Claire have sex. Sammy watches from a chair in the
corner. Ariel sits on his lap. They finish and Caden glances
at Sammy.
119EXT. CLAIRE'S FIRE ESCAPE (NYC APARTMENT) - WINTER 2025 - 119
LATER
Caden and Sammy watch the city: fires in the distance. Human
wailing. Christmas decorations in windows across the way.
Occasional explosions. Claire pokes her head out.
CLAIRE
I'm going to work in my journal.
You guys need anything?
CADENSAMMY
No, thanks.No, thanks, Claire.
CADEN
Claire? I want you to drop your
study of Mrs. Kranstein.
CLAIRE CADEN
Caden -- I want you to play yourself.
Sammy's going to move into
your apartment set as me.
CLAIRE CADEN
It's just that I've made suchAs the vision reveals itself,
enormous strides as Jocelynwe all have to be willing to
and -- adapt, honey.
SAMMY
It'd be my honor to play your
husband, Claire. You're an amazing
actress. I saw you in Bernarda
Alba last year at The Roundabout.
CLAIRE
Yeah? That was a fun play.
Emotionally tough, but fucking
fulfilling.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
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CLAIRE (CONT'D)
And I loved working with so many
strong female actresses. Ugh,
Lorca's a genius. Okay. I'm going
to start thinking about myself.
Claire exits.
SAMMY
Start, huh?
Caden chuckles.
SAMMY (CONT'D)
(BEAT)
Why did we leave Adele, Caden?
CADEN
She left us. You know that better
than anyone. Except me.
SAMMY
Amazing artist though. The best
living artist. There's no one who
stares the truth in the face like
she does. A sweet pussy, too.
Caden looks at Sammy, confused.
CADEN
How do you know that?
SAMMY
Oh. I read it.
CADEN
Anyway, I don't know where she is.
A strange dirigible flies very low overhead.
SAMMY
Maybe she's got a sublet in New
York. Maybe the Met's doing a
retrospective. Maybe, baby.
He hands Caden a slip of paper.
CADEN
Why are you giving this to me?
SAMMY
I want to follow you there and see
how you lose even more of yourself.
Research. For the part. Partner.
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120 EXT. CITY STREET (NEAR 31Y BUILDING) - FALL 2026 - NIGHT 120
Dark, deserted part of town. The wind blows wet leaves. A
kid walks by in a Hallowe'en costume, looking lost. Caden
finds the address: an old, narrow, very tall, very dark
building. There's a piece of looseleaf paper with the
handwritten note "Death in family. God relieve our grief."
taped to the front door. He approaches the tenant buzzers and
buzzes 31Y. The name on the apartment is Capgras. The door
buzzes.
121 OMITTED121
122 INT. ELEVATOR (31Y BUILDING) - 2026 - MOMENTS LATER122
It's small. The walls are panelled with ancient, scarred
wood. Caden presses "31." The doors close; the elevator
ascends, swaying and creaking. The doors open on 17; nobody
gets on. As they begin to close:
FAINT FARAWAY VOICE
Hold it. Hold it, please.
Caden reaches for the "door open" button but doesn't press
it. The doors close and the elevator continues its shaky
ascent. The doors open on 31 and Caden exits.
123 INT. 31ST FLOOR HALLWAY (31Y BUILDING) - 2026 - CONTINUOUS 123
Sound of the elevator descending. Caden heads down the long
hall, looking at apartment numbers. He gets to the end and
is only at 31J. He turns and heads back. The elevator is
ascending again. As he passes the elevator door, it opens
and a very old, feeble-looking man or woman steps out.
OLD PERSON
I asked you to hold the door.
CADEN OLD PERSON
I'm sorry. I pressed it, butYou didn't press it.
I think it was too late.
Caden continues to walk down the hall. The old person walks
behind him. Caden looks behind him and smiles awkwardly.
CADEN
Have a good night.
He picks up his pace, trying to be casual about it. He
arrives at 31Y, glances over and sees the old person knocking
feebly on a door down the hall.
(CONTINUED)
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OLD PERSON
Frances, I need to go to the
clinic. Something's terribly wrong
with my nose.
Caden knocks on 31Y. No answer. He knocks again. Down the
hall, the door opens and another old person steps out into
the hall. This person examines the first old person's nose.
OLD PERSON #2
Oh yes. I see.
Old Person #2 squints over at Caden.
OLD PERSON #2 (CONT'D)
Are you Ellen? Ellen?!
CADEN
What?
OLD PERSON #2
(APPROACHING)
Are you Ellen Bascomb? I'm to give
the key to 31Y to Ellen Bascomb.
CADEN
(BEAT)
Yes, I'm Ellen.
Old Person #2 fishes a key out of the overcoat pocket.
OLD PERSON #2
She said you should just go in and
get started. She said, don't
forget to change the sheets.
CADEN
Ok. Thank you.
Old Person #2 turns and heads back down the hall to Old
Person #1, whose nose has started to bleed.
OLD PERSON #2
Oh dear.
Caden enters the apartment.
124 INT. 31Y - 2026 - CONTINUOUS124
An expansive, well-decorated place. Someone was just here:
there's a steaming cup of coffee on the kitchen table.
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125INT. 31Y BEDROOM - 2026 - MOMENTS LATER 125
Clothing strewn about. There's a handwritten note on the
night table. He reads it:
ADELE'S VOICE
Hi Ellen. Be a doll and do the
sheets and whatever is in the
hamper. Your money is under the
toaster. Kisses, Adele. ps. bag
of stuff in bedroom closet for
Goodwill. Take what you want.
126INT. 31Y BATHROOM - 2026 - LATER126
Caden scrubs the filthy toilet bowl.
127INT. 31Y BEDROOM - 2026 - DAWN127
Caden folds laundry and puts it away. He spots the bag of
clothing and goes through it. There are several blouses and
skirts, a red beret, and some lingerie.
128EXT. 31Y APARTMENT BUILDING - 2026 - MORNING128
Caden exits with bag of clothing. Several Latina and Eastern
European cleaning ladies are exiting buildings also.
129INT. CLAIRE APARTMENT (NYC APARTMENT) - 2026 - LATER129
Caden enters. Claire is in her bathrobe, worried and angry.
CADEN
I went for a walk. I had to think.
CLAIRE
All night? You smell weird. Are
you wearing lipstick?
CADEN
No! What do I smell like? Like
bad? Like an old person?
CLAIRE
I don't know. Like mold? I don't
know. Like mold and ... cleaning
products? Like you're
menstruating? I don't know!
130INT. CLAIRE'S BATHROOM (NYC APARTMENT) - 2026 - MORNING 130
Caden is scrubbing himself raw in the shower.
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131INT. WAREHOUSE - CITY SET - 2026 - DAY131
The actors are in their "apartments" and rehearsal is in
progress. Caden walks along the scaffolding followed by
Hazel. He hands scraps of paper to each actor he passes,
then turns his attention to Sammy and Claire. She's in her
underwear and getting dressed. Sammy comes up behind her and
rubs her ass.
CLAIRE
I don't like that guy you got to
play you.
SAMMY
You don't like Sammy? Why? I
think he's good.
CLAIRE
I think you need to fire him.
Caden hands her a scrap of paper.
CLAIRE (CONT'D)
(reading, then to Caden)
Oh, fuck you. I'm forty-five years
old. I don't want to do this shit
anymore.
SAMMY
I'm not firing him, Claire. He's
the best thing in the show. Next
to you.
CLAIRE
He's coming on to me. He's feeling
my ass during rehearsal.
SAMMY
He's your husband.
Claire turns to the real Caden and screams.
CLAIRE
He's not my Godamn husband! You
are! What is wrong with you?
The actor underneath them pounds on his ceiling.
(CONTINUED)
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CADEN SAMMY
Good, Jimmy!(to Claire)
It's for the play. We're
getting at something real
here.
CLAIRE (CONT'D)
Ugh! I'm going to rehearsal.
She grabs her coat, tosses the note into the trash, and
storms out and down the stairs.
CADEN
That's great, you guys.
Sammy sits at the table and starts to write on scraps of
paper. Hazel hovers behind him, watching.
CADEN (CONT'D)
Beautiful, Sammy.
Caden leaves the set and steps onto his platform.
SAMMY
Caden, time out?
CADENSAMMY
What's up? I feel we need a Hazel in
here. There's a whole side
of Caden I'm not able to
explore without a Hazel.
Caden looks over at Hazel. Claire watches Caden from the
street corner.
CADEN
I guess, yeah.
Claire walks off in a huff.
HAZEL
I get to be a character? Hooray!
132INT. ELEVATOR (31Y BUILDING) - 2026 - NIGHT 132
Caden rides up. The elevator stops. Old Person #1 gets on
with a big bloody bandage covering his nose.
OLD PERSON
Hello, Ellen.
(CONTINUED)
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Caden nods. They continue the ride in silence.
133INT. 31Y BEDROOM - 2026 - NIGHT133
Caden looks at the unmade bed, an imprint of a female form in
the sheets. He touches it. He gets a melancholy look on his
face. He lies on his back in the form. He sees a note on
the night table:
ADELE'S VOICE
Hi Ellen. Crackerjack job last
night! Would you do sheets again?
We had quite a fuck last night and
it's musky and gross. Kisses, A.
Caden smells the sheets, strips the bed.
A134 OMITTEDA134
134INT. 31Y KITCHEN - 2026 - MORNING134
Caden sips coffee at the kitchen table. He's writing a note:
CADEN'S VOICE
Hi Adele. Relined the cabinets.
Just wanted to let you know I won a
MacArthur Grant and I'm mounting a
play, which I think is going to be
pure and truthful. Best --
Caden hesitates for a moment, then signs it "Ellen."
135INT. WAREHOUSE - CLAIRE'S APARTMENT SET - 2026 - DAY 135
Caden and Hazel watch as Claire waits in her bathrobe in the
kitchen and Sammy enters the "apartment."
CLAIRE
Caden, what are you doing at night?
I have a right to fucking know.
SAMMY
I've been going to Adele's place.
And cleaning it.
Long pause. Caden rubs his eyes.
CLAIRE
Do you know what I've given up for
you? For this. For you. For you.
(CONTINUED)
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SAMMY CLAIRE
I'm sorry.I -- I thought I wanted to be
just a working stage actress.
But, y'know, I'm watching all
the young girls crowding me
out and it's --
There's a knock on the door. Sammy just stands there.
CLAIRE (CONT'D)
Get the door. Please. Just...
Sammy opens it. Tammy, playing Hazel, stands there.
TAMMY
Uh-oh. This looks serious. Am I
interrupting?
SAMMY
What's going on, Hazel?
TAMMY
Just wanted to tell you the girl
playing me is able to start today.
SAMMY CLAIRE
Oh, good. That's good.That's all we need around
here, two Hazels.
TAMMY (CONT'D)
Okay. I'll take that as my cue.
Tammy closes the door and leaves.
CLAIRE
Maybe you can clean her toilet.
SAMMY
Maybe I will.
CLAIRE
It's over, Caden.
SAMMY
Claire, no.
CLAIRE
I'm not talking to you.
Claire turns to Caden.
(CONTINUED)
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CADEN
I didn't say I was going to clean
Hazel's toilet. He did.
CLAIRE
But you thought it.
There's a silence. Hazel watches Caden closely.
CADEN
I thought it. But I didn't say it.
Claire packs up her stuff.
CLAIRE
I got an offer to do Needleman in a
Haystack and I'm going to take it.
I want you out of the apartment.
The real one. You can keep this
one.
Claire heads down the stairs.
CADEN
Jesus. Claire! Please!
HAZEL
Already put out a call for a Claire
replacement. Would you really
clean my bathroom?
CADEN
(beat, sadly)
Yeah.
HAZEL
God, Caden, it's all so fucked.
136 INT. WAREHOUSE - BATHROOM - 2026 - DAY136
Caden digs in his bag, pulls out a sponge, gets on his hands
and knees and scrubs the floor.
137 INT. METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART - 2026 - DAY137
Caden, wearing a pair of magnifying glasses that flip up and
down, enters a crowded gallery of people wearing similar
glasses. The paintings are microscopic. Museum visitors use
the special glasses to study the paintings. There's a wall
inscribed "Small Miracles: The Paintings of Adele Lack."
Biographical info is under. Caden squeezes his way to the
wall to look at paintings. He sees one of an African female
genital mutilation ceremony;
(CONTINUED)
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a woman weeping over the grave of a child; a man raping a
woman. He comes to a wall titled: "Women I Love." He sees
a self-portrait of Adele, a portrait of Maria, a portrait of
Olive, naked and covered in tattoos. Then he comes to a
portrait entitled "Ellen Bascomb." He steps back for a
second, unable to look. The people behind him are impatient.
Finally he flips the glasses and studies the painting. Ellen
appears to be a chubby, 40 year old white woman, her mousy
brown hair tied back in a kerchief. She is naked and
spreading her vulva for the viewer. She has a kind face and
what appears to be an appendectomy scar.
138 INT. CLAIRE'S KITCHEN (NYC APARTMENT) - 2026 - DAY138
Caden moves boxes. Claire sits at the kitchen table with an
actor. They are rehearsing lines from Needleman in a
Haystack.
CLAIRE (AS REBA)
Oh, Needleman, you had such
potential. But I’m afraid I’m
going to have to move on.
ACTOR (AS NEEDLEMAN)
Just like that? You don’t give a
guy even a chance?
CLAIRE (AS REBA)
I’m not a chance-giving girl. I’m
a fun-loving girl. Remember?
ACTOR (AS NEEDLEMAN)
I try to be fun-loving. See?
Needleman makes a funny face. Reba doesn’t react.
CLAIRE (AS REBA)
My analyst says you have complexes.
ACTOR (AS NEEDLEMAN)
Once you enjoyed Needleman’s
complexes.
CLAIRE (AS REBA)
That’s before my analyst taught me
that my enjoyment of them was a
sign of my suppressed non-
enjoymnent of them.
ACTOR (AS NEEDLEMAN)
I hate your analyst.
(CONTINUED)
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CLAIRE (AS REBA)
She told me your hatred of her is a
sign of your latent homosexuality.
CADEN
This is the end of my stuff.
CLAIREACTOR
Bye.Bye.
Caden heads out the apartment door.
139 INT. APARTMENT HALLWAY (CLAIRE'S NYC APT.) - 2026 - 139
CONTINUOUS
Caden enters the apartment next door and closes the door.
140 INT. CADEN'S APARTMENT - 2026 - CONTINUOUS140
It's filled with boxes. Caden hears laughter coming from
next door. He puts his ear against the wall to listen.
141 EXT. CADEN'S APARTMENT BUILDING - 2026 - DAY141
Caden exits, crosses the street, and looks up, trying to see
in Claire's window. He sees her walk by, then nothing.
142 INT. WAREHOUSE - 2026 - DAY 142
Caden sits with Hazel at a table facing the giant, open
apartment building structure. An actress plays Claire. She
sits at the kitchen table of her apartment with an actor
playing the actor. They both hold scripts and read from
Needleman in a Haystack. Sammy is in front of the building,
looking up. Caden looks troubled. Tammy sits to the side of
Hazel and studies her. Every once in a while, Hazel self-
consciously glances over at Tammy, who does not avert her
gaze.
(CONTINUED)
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CADEN
This is a lie!
Caden paces. The actors stop what they're doing, sit with
their legs dangling off the edge of their apartments, wait
for instructions. Caden limps off to the set designer's
office.
A143 INT. WAREHOUSE - WILL'S OFFICE - 2026 - CONTINUOUS A143
Caden enters the office. Will, the production designer, looks
up from his drafting table.
CADEN
Wall it up.
143INT. WAREHOUSE - CITY SET - 2028 - DAY 143
Sammy stands across the street from the walled-up apartment
building, an exact replica of the real one. He looks up at
Claire's lighted window. Caden watches, pleased.
144INT. CADEN'S APARTMENT - 2029 - NIGHT144
Caden, hooked up to pumps, tries to sleep on the floor,
surrounded by boxes. He listens to Claire having sex next
door. He detaches his pumps, gets dressed.
145INT. 31Y BEDROOM - 2029 - NIGHT145
Caden sits on the bed and reads a note from Adele:
ADELE'S VOICE
Good for you with your grant!
Listen, I fixed up the walk-in as a
sort of bedroom if you want. We'd
love to have you and you wouldn't
have to schlep all the way to
Queens. Just a thought. Kisses.
A.
146INT. 31Y WALK-IN CLOSET - 2029 - NIGHT 146
Caden sees an unmade cot in the corner and a few cardboard
boxes marked "Stuff for Olive." The "Olive" is crossed out
and replaced with "Caden."
147INT. 31Y WALK-IN CLOSET - 2029 - LATER 147
The boxes are empty as Caden finishes making the bed. The
room is decorated in a girly manner. Pink bedspread. Girly
lamps and furniture. Girly prints on the walls.
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148EXT. CITY SET (INT. WAREHOUSE SET) - 2031 - DAY 148
Sammy, walking with a cane, exits his apartment building set
and walks down the street. Caden and Hazel follow. Sammy
passes people, nods hello to some. He stops at a newsstand
and buys a paper. The set seems to go on forever.
A149 EXT. WAREHOUSE STREET (INT. WAREHOUSE SET) - 2031 - A149
CONTINUOUS
Eventually Sammy arrives at a warehouse that looks exactly
like the warehouse they are in. He enters.
149EXT. CITY STREET (INT. WAREHOUSE-WITHIN-WAREHOUSE) - 2031 - 149
CONTINUOUS
Inside it looks exactly like the warehouse, including a
duplicate city set. Sammy hands little scraps of paper to
people, then dumps his pack on the table where Tammy sits.
Hazel and Caden watch.
SAMMY
Morning, Haze.
TAMMY
Hi, Caden. How was your night?
SAMMY
Okay. Yours?
TAMMY
Eh. Philip was colicky. I was up
all night.
Caden looks over at Hazel for confirmation. She nods,
slightly freaked out.
CADEN
Sorry.
SAMMY
(to Tammy)
Sorry. Everybody here?
TAMMY
(looking at clipboard)
Sammy's not here. Jimmy called and
said there's some subway problem.
Jimmy rushes into the warehouse.
(CONTINUED)
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149CONTINUED: 149
JIMMY
Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
(SWEETLY)
Hi, Hazel.
TAMMY
Hi, Sammy.
SAMMY
(to Tammy)
Sammy likes you.
Caden looks at Hazel. She nods.
SAMMY (CONT'D)
Hazel, could you get everyone
situated? I need to speak to Will
about some new sets.
Sammy pulls some Polaroids out of his backpack.
TAMMY
Yeah. We'll take it from June 9th?
Sammy nods, heads toward the set designer's office.
CADEN
Oh, shit. I need to do that, too.
Haze, keep an eye on things?
HAZEL
Yup. June 9th?
Caden nods, rushes out the door of the warehouse set.
150OMITTED150
A151 EXT. UNFINISHED BRICK BUILDING (BROOKLYN BRIDGE PARK)(INT. A151
WAREHOUSE) - 2031 - CONTINUOUS
Caden finds Will up on some scaffolding, working on the set.
CADEN
Will, I need you to build this.
Caden hands Will shots of the exterior and interiors of
Adele's building and of apartment 31Y.
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151INT. WAREHOUSE - AUDITION CORNER - 2031 - LATER 151
Caden sits at his desk. There are several overweight women
waiting on the other side of the partition. Hazel ushers one
in. She's a ringer for the painting of Ellen.
CADEN
Hazel, what do you think of this
title: Unknown, Unkissed, and Lost?
HAZEL
Eh. Caden this is Millicent Weems.
CADEN
Hi, Millicent. Have a seat. How
are you at cleaning?
MILLICENT
(SITTING)
I'm very, very good at it.
CADEN
Because this part requires a lot of
it. You'd play a cleaning lady.
MILLICENT
I played Egga the cleaning lady in
Hedda Gabler at the Roundabout.
CADENMILLICENT
Great. Okay. And Mrs. Dobson in Scrub-a-
Dub at the Pantages.
CADEN
You're weirdly close to what I've
visualized for this character.
MILLICENT
Glad to be weirdly close.
Millicent and Caden study each other.
152EXT. CITY STREETS (INT. WAREHOUSE SET) - 2032 - DAY 152
Caden heads to the warehouse set. He hands paper scraps to
shopkeepers, pedestrians, a guy sweeping the street.
CADEN
Good work, everyone.
Nobody acknowledges him.
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A153 INT. WAREHOUSE - WAREHOUSE SET - 2032 - CONTINUOUS A153
Caden enters the warehouse set. Tammy sits alone at the card
table. There's activity on the street and movement can be
seen in various windows.
CADEN
Where're Sammy and Hazel?
Tammy jerks her head to the left. Caden sees that Sammy has
Hazel with her back against a wall. They are talking
intimately. Caden approaches.
CADEN (CONT'D)
Hey, Sammy, what are you doing?
Sammy and Hazel look over casually.
SAMMY
Hi, Caden. I'm being you. You
like Hazel; I like Hazel.
CADEN
This Hazel doesn't exist for you.
If you want to like a Hazel, like
that one.
Caden points indicates Tammy. Sammy squints over.
TAMMYHAZEL
That's what I tried to tellAw, no harm, no foul, Caden.
him! It's Equity break anyway.
(LOUD)
Ten minutes, everybody!
The actors playing the people on the street immediately stop
what they're doing. Actors pour from apartment buildings and
shops, lighting cigarettes and talking on cell phones. Sammy
goes off.
CADENHAZEL
Hazel. What?
CADEN (CONT'D)
You don't like him, do you?
HAZEL
Kind of. He reminds me of you.
CADEN
I'm me. You don't need someone to
remind you of me.
(CONTINUED)
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A153CONTINUED:A153
HAZEL
Don't worry, Caden. I like you
more. I do. Sammy's just fun.
CADEN
I'm fun.
HAZEL
Oh, sweetie. No, you're not.
Caden's cell phone rings. He answers it.
CADEN VOICE
Yes?Is this Caden Cotard?
CADEN VOICE
Yes.This is Officer Mark Mellman
of Schnectady P.D.
CADEN VOICE
Yes?I'm sorry to inform you, your
mother has been the victim of
a home invasion.
153 EXT. CEMETERY - 2032 - DAY153
A funeral is in progress. Caden stands with Tammy and his
father as his mother's coffin is lowered into the ground.
The coffin is banged up and crumbling.
154 INT. CADEN'S MOTHER'S HOUSE - 2032 - DAY154
Lots of mourners. Caden sits on the couch with Tammy.
CADEN
Was my father standing with us?
TAMMY
I don't know what he looks like.
CADEN
He's dead. He looks dead, I guess.
TAMMY
Probably wasn't him then.
CADEN
A little moustache?
She shrugs.
CADE
Anyway, Thanks for coming with me.
(CONTINUED)
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154CONTINUED:154
TAMMY
It's okay.
CADEN
I asked Hazel but she was busy
tonight and you're the next best
thing. I mean, it isn't that
you're the next best thing but
because you play her, it feels
comforting. Does that make sense?
Although the thing is offstage
you're nothing like her. You play
her very well though. Did Hazel
mention what she was doing tonight
because I called her house before
we left and her husband said she
wasn't going to be back till late
and I thought that was weird
because she told me Philip was
sick.
TAMMY
She's going to dinner with Sammy.
CADEN
(CALMLY)
That's interesting.
TAMMYCADEN
He's supposed to like me.I'll have another talk with
him. Can you excuse me. I
need to use the bathroom.
Caden gets up and turns to leave.
TAMMY
Don't forget your phone.
CADEN
Thank you, Yammy.
Caden takes the phone and limps off.
155EXT. CADEN'S MOTHER'S BACK DECK - 2032 - DAY155
Caden talks on his cell.
CADEN
Hey. What you up to?
INTERCUT WITH:
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A156 INT. HAZEL'S CAR - 2032 - SAMEA156
Hazel's driving while talking on her cell.
HAZEL'S VOICE
In my car. Heading to dinner with
Sammy.
CADEN
Why didn't you tell me that before?
HAZEL
Caden. I don't want to say things
that are going to make you sad.
CADEN
It mostly makes me sad that it
doesn't make you sad.
HAZEL
You want me to be sad that
someone's taking me out to dinner?
I don't know how to do that.
CADEN
I want you to be sad that we had
something really special and it's
going away!
HAZEL
It just happened, Caden. I didn't
plan it. You were with Claire.
This probably isn't going to go
anywhere, sweetie. I'm still your
girl.
CADENHAZEL'S VOICE
Oh, Haze. C'mon. It's just dinner. He's got
stories! It just seems fun.
CADEN
He has stories about me!
HAZEL
Caden, I know everything about you
and it's all adorable. I love you
and I always will. So don't worry.
I gotta go, I'm there.
Hazel hangs up. Caden stands there for a minute.
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156 INT. CADEN'S MOTHER'S KITCHEN - 2032 - NIGHT156
The house has emptied out. Caden and Tammy straighten.
CADEN
Did you always want to be an
actress?
TAMMY
Every girl wants to be an actress.
CADEN
Is that true?
TAMMY
I did. So I figure everyone does.
157 INT. CADEN'S MOTHER'S BEDROOM - 2032 - LATER157
Looks like there's been a horrible struggle. The bed is
covered with blood. Caden and Tammy stare at it.
CADEN
I thought someone would've cleaned
it up.
TAMMY
Who?
CADEN
I don't know! Someone.
158 INT. CADEN'S CHILDHOOD ROOM - 2032 - LATER158
It's a kid's room. Caden and Tammy stand there.
CADEN
This is my room. You can sleep
here.
TAMMY
Where will you sleep?
CADEN
The living room couch.
TAMMY
Don't you want to sleep with me?
(CONTINUED)
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158 CONTINUED:158
CADEN TAMMY
Um... It's just sex.
CADEN
Okay. If you think it's okay.
Tammy laughs, matter-of-factly gets undressed in front of
Caden. He just stands there uncomfortably.
CADEN (CONT'D)
How can you be like that?
TAMMY
I get undressed every day.
CADEN
In front of someone is different.
TAMMY
I don't see why.
CADEN
Maybe because you have a beautiful
body. Maybe that makes it easier.
TAMMY
I suppose it might. Do you want to
fuck?
CADEN
I do. Yes. Um. Do you?
TAMMY
It'd be fine.
Caden starts to cry.
CADEN
I'm sorry. I'm very lonely. I
don't know what's wrong. I just --
I'm sorry. Can you understand? Do
you understand loneliness?
TAMMY
Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I feel
okay mostly. Fucking might help.
CADEN
I'm sorry.
TAMMY
It's okay. I don't mind. Take
your clothes off.
(CONTINUED)
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158 CONTINUED: (2)158
CADEN
You're very pretty.
(CONTINUED)
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158CONTINUED: (3)158
TAMMY
Thanks.
CADEN
Sometimes I wish I were pretty like
that.
TAMMY
You wish you were a chick?
CADEN
(long pause)
Sometimes I think I might've been
better at it.
TAMMY
Interesting. It's kind of a drag
in a lot of ways. You like guys?
CADEN
No. No. I like women. I only
like women.
TAMMY
Well, I'm getting cold.
She climbs into bed.
TAMMY (CONT'D)
Take off your clothes.
Caden does, awkwardly and shyly. He then stands there naked.
Tammy smiles sweetly at him.
TAMMY (CONT'D)
Pretty Caden.
CADEN
Thanks. Thank you for saying that.
TAMMY
Come to bed, Pretty Caden.
Caden turns off the lights and climbs into the twin bed with
Tammy. She looks at his face, then kisses him.
159INT. CADEN'S CAR - 2032 - MORNING 159
A residential street in Schenectady. Caden drives and Tammy
sits in the front passenger seat.
(CONTINUED)
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159 CONTINUED:159
TAMMY
What is attractive? How are
attractive people treated, how do
they feel? How do unattractive
people feel, how are they treated?
How do attractive people feel about
unattractive people, how do
unattractive people feel about
attractive people? How do
unattractive people feel about
other unattractive people? How do
attractive people feel about other
attractive people? How do
unattractive men feel about
unattractive women? How do
unattractive men feel about
attractive women? How do
attractive men feel about
unattractive women? How do
attractive women feel about
unattractive men? How do old
people feel about attractive
people? How do attractive people
feel about old people? This is my
study.
Caden slows down.
CADEN
That's Hazel's house.
Caden points to the house with smoke seeping out the windows.
TAMMY
Huh. Do you think we should have a
Hazel's house on the set for me?
CADEN
Um...
TAMMY
It would be verisimilitudinous.
CADEN
Yeah. I don't know. I have to
speak to the fire marshal.
TAMMY
It would be very verisimilitudinous
if you could.
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160 EXT. HIGHWAY (INT. WAREHOUSE) - 2032 - DAY160
Hazel drives a golf cart along a fake highway. Caden and
Tammy sit in back. Hazel eyes them in the rearview mirror.
They seem cozy. Hazel scowls. Technicians are on the side
of the road putting in plants and trees.
CADEN
I think both of you Hazels are
going to like this. Turn off here.
Hazel rolls her eyes, drives down an exit ramp.
161 EXT. BURNING HOUSE STREET (INT. WAREHOUSE SET) - 2032 - DAY 161
Hazel drives the golf cart down the street in a state of near
completion. She stops in front of a replica of her house.
CADEN
Hank! Okay!
The house begins to smoke.
TAMMY
My house!
Tammy kisses Caden on the cheek and runs into the house.
HAZEL
Is there no end to your pussy
kissing?
CADEN
It's verisimilitudinous. I'm
thinking of that as a title.
HAZEL
Whatever. I've got work to do.
Tell your girlfriend to get out
here if she wants a ride back.
CADEN
She's not my girlfriend.
HAZEL
Give it a rest, Caden. I can smell
her on your breath.
CADEN
(BEAT)
Tammy! We have to get back.
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162INT. APARTMENT HALLWAY (INT. WAREHOUSE SET) - 2032 - DAY 162
Sammy walks down the hall followed by Tammy. He stops at
various doorways and listens to conversations or other noises
within the apartments. They are followed by Caden and Hazel.
SAMMY
Jeremy is playing to us. Tell him
he simply needs to talk to Donna.
We'll hear what we hear.
Tammy takes down the note.
CADEN
Sammy's explaining too much. Feels
expository. Needs to be shorthand,
like, "Jeremy big."
Hazel writes that down. They all continue down the hall.
TAMMY
Caden? Can we stop for a second?
CADEN
Sure.
TAMMY
If Hazel's in love with Sammy and
Caden's in love with Hazel, there
would be a dramatic confrontation,
where Caden turns to me and says,
"It's obvious he's a substitute for
me." I think then Hazel could have
a good moment where she cries or
gets angry. I'm not sure which
yet, but it feels dramatically
sound.
HAZEL
That didn't happen, Caden.
TAMMY
I think Hazel would do that, Hazel.
HAZEL
But Hazel hasn't done it, Tammy.
(CONTINUED)
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162CONTINUED: 162
TAMMYCADEN
Caden? What do you think?I think we could try it.
TAMMYHAZEL
Great!Fuck. I'm going out for a
smoke.
They watch her go. Caden turns back to the others.
CADEN
Let's try it. Maybe it could
happen at the director's table.
163EXT. CITY STREET (INT. WAREHOUSE SET) - 2032 - DAY 163
Caden and Hazel sit at the director's table. The street life
of the play is going on around them.
CADEN
Tammy was right. I don't
understand why you're with Sammy.
HAZEL
He's nice. He's available. He
fucks me without crying.
CADEN
That happened one time! You fucked
him?
HAZEL
Yes! And you and I only fucked one
time that's why you only cried one
time! I give you endless
opportunities.
CADEN
What do you mean, he's available?
Since when are you available?
HAZEL
Derek left. Because of you!
CADEN
When? How come you never told me?
HAZEL
I don't know, Caden. How come a
lot of things? It's not like we
can start fresh, like Sammy and I
can. There's all this pressure on
us. We're finally both free and
there's all this fucking pressure.
(CONTINUED)
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163 CONTINUED:163
CADEN
Fuck. I have to let the actor who
plays Derek go. What is his name?
(CONTINUED)
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163CONTINUED: (2)163
HAZEL
That's such a romantic response.
I'm touched.
CADEN
It's not my response. It just
crossed my mind. We have enormous
budgetary concerns here.
HAZEL
Ugh. Forget it.
(looking in book)
Derek is played by Joe --
CADENHAZEL
Stop, okay. Just stop. I don't like Tammy and she's
nothing like me. How can you
like her? Joe Abernathy.
CADEN
She looks like you. And --
HAZELCADEN
No she does not. -- and she offered to have
sex with me. Abernathy?
HAZEL
Yes. Was it good?
CADEN
I don't know. Yeah. It was nice.
HAZELCADEN
Ugh. I'm just trying to be honest.
It was nice. Not earth-
shattering.
HAZEL
Did you cry?
CADEN
No!
HAZEL
You're making progress.
CADEN
Okay, I cried a little before.
(long pause)
Hazel, you've been part of me
forever. Don't you know that? I
breathe your name in every
exhalation.
(CONTINUED)
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163CONTINUED: (3) 163
HAZEL
(STOPS)
Oh, Caden. Oh, fuck. What the
fuck are we doing?
CADEN
I don't know.
Hazel latches her pinky around Caden's. Sammy has been
watching the whole thing from behind a pillar. Caden glances
at his watch.
CADEN (CONT'D)
Crap, Ellen's October 23rd scene!
164INT. ELEVATOR (31Y BUILDING) (INT. WAREHOUSE SET) - 2032 - 164
DAY
Millicent, Hazel, and Caden wait in the elevator. The
elevator begins to ascend. Instead of a motor, the sound of
grunting men is heard. The elevator stops short and sways a
little bit.
WORKER (O.S.)
Sorry, everybody!
Caden pulls off a wall panel, and sticks his head through.
A165 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT (31Y BUILDING) (INT. WAREHOUSE SET) -A165
2032 - SAME
Caden looks down the shaft. Five guys hold the elevator with
a rope and pulley system.
CADEN
What's going on, Maurice?
MAURICE
Sorry. We have a couple of new guys
on and we're not in sync yet.
CADEN
Okay. Are we good to go?
MAURICE
Yup.
B165 INT. ELEVATOR (31Y BUILDING) (INT. WAREHOUSE SET) - 2032 - B165
SAME
Caden replaces the panel. The elevator continues its ascent
to the sound of grunting men.
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C165 OMITTED C165
INT. 31ST FLOOR HALLWAY (31Y BUILDING) (INT. WAREHOUSE SET)
- 2032 - CONTINUOUS
The elevator doors close. Millicent, Old Person, Caden, and
Hazel walk down the hall. Old Person knocks on a door, which
is opened by Old Person #2 (actor version).
OLD PERSON #2 (ACTOR)
(to Millicent)
Are you Ellen? Ellen?!
MILLICENT
Shit. Line, please.
HAZEL
“What?â€
MILLICENT
Right. What?
OLD PERSON #2
Are you Ellen Bascomb? I'm to give
the key to 31Y to Ellen Bascomb.
MILLICENT
(BEAT)
Yes, I'm Ellen.
Old Person #2 fishes a key out of the overcoat pocket.
OLD PERSON #2
She said you should just go in and
get started. She said, don't
forget to change the sheets.
MILLICENT
Ok. Thank you.
Old Person #2 looks back to Old Person #1, whose nose has
started to bleed.
OLD PERSON #2
Oh dear.
Millicent puts the key in the lock. It doesn’t turn.
MILLICENT
Wrong key.
OLD PERSON #2
What?
(CONTINUED)
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CONTINUED:
MILLICENT
It’s the wrong key. It doesn’t
turn.
OLD PERSON #2
(fishes in pockets)
It’s the one they gave me.
ADELE’S VOICE
I’m jumping in the shower. Make
some coffee, would ya?
CADEN
(to Hazel)
Did you hear that?
HAZELCADEN
What?Did we hire an Adele?
HAZEL
I’m sure I would’ve remembered
that. No.
The shower turns on. Caden grabs the key from Millicent.
MILLICENT
Caden, you’re breaking the fourth
wall. I get to open the door.
He tries to turn the key in the lock. It won’t budge.
CADEN
This is the wrong key, Sandy.
OLD PERSON #2
It isn’t.
Caden bangs on the door.
CADEN
Adele! Adele, are you in there?
OLD PERSON #1
Maybe it’s the wrong key.
CADEN
Adele?
HAZEL
Caden, there's no one in there.
You've got to let go of her. She's
not here anymore. I'm here.
(CONTINUED)
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CONTINUED: (2)
CADEN
Yeah, okay. Can we just get the
right key, so we can do the scene?
Please, somebody?
HAZEL
Yeah, we'll get the right key.
165 OMITTED 165
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166 EXT. HOTEL STREET (INT. WAREHOUSE SET) - 2032 - DAY 166
Caden and Hazel walk past the set of the hotel she had stayed
at with her family.
CADEN
Look familiar?
HAZEL
Oh my God! It's an exact replica of
the Tethered Maiden Terrace! Derek
and the kids and I had so much fun
on that trip!
CADEN
Listen, I built this because I
wanted to show you what happened --
SAMMY
(CALLING)
After me, Caden, there's no one
left to watch you.
They look up. Sammy stands on the ledge above them.
HAZEL SAMMY
(running off) There's nothing to talk
Oh fuck! Sammy, Just stay about, Hazel! This is not
right where you are! I'myour fault!
coming up!
CADEN
No fair, Sammy! She wouldn't see
you jump. She never saw me! You're
not being authentic.
SAMMY
This is where we part ways. This is
authentic. This is what the real
Caden would do. This is what real
love looks like.
Sammy leaps. The actors below scatter. Sammy hits hard,
breaks through the fake cement, and is dead. Blood
everywhere.
167 EXT. NYC CEMETERY - 2032 - DAY167
Sammy is buried. An enormous crowd there: all the actors
from the play, Caden and Hazel in front. Hazel weeps. Caden
looks at the assembled group, from face to face.
(CONTINUED)
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167 CONTINUED:167
CADEN
I know how to do it now. There are
nearly thirteen million people in
the world. Try to imagine that many
people! None of those people is an
extra. They're all the leads of
their own stories. They have to be
given their due.
168 INT. WAREHOUSE - CEMETERY SET - 2035 - DAY168
The actor playing Sammy is in the coffin. There's an
enormous crowd. Tammy plays Hazel and weeps. A stand-in for
Sammy as Caden stands next to her. Caden and Hazel watch
from the director's table.
CADEN
Do you see what I'm saying?
Hazel has her head in her hands. She looks over at Caden,
imploringly.
HAZEL
Come over tonight? Please?
169 OMITTED 169
170 INT. BURNING HOUSE - BEDROOM - 2035 - NIGHT 170
The smoke is thick and there are flames. Hazel, in a robe,
walks around lighting candles. Caden unpacks his pumps and
monitors and places them next to the bed.
CADEN
We could get a place together. We
could get a loft.
HAZEL
God, Caden, that sounds nice. I
miss my daughter. Maybe she could
come live with us.
CADEN
Yeah. I miss Olive. And the other
one. The retarded one.
HAZEL
I'm a bad person.
(CONTINUED)
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170CONTINUED:170
CADEN HAZEL
No you're not. I'm a badI am. I should never... have
person.gone out with Sammy. I was
just trying to get to you.
CADEN
You can't cause someone to kill
himself. He was troubled.
HAZEL
I'm so ashamed of myself.
Caden walks over to her and touches her shoulder.
HAZEL (CONT'D)
Oh, Caden. I wish we had this when
we were young. And all the years
in between. So many years, so
fast.
(CRYING)
What did we do?
Caden kisses Hazel's forehead. She coughs and smiles up at
him, then cranes her neck and kisses him on the lips.
CADEN
My heart aches so much for you.
HAZEL
We're here, Caden. I'm here.
CADEN
I'm aching for it being over.
HAZEL
Yeah. The end is built in to the
beginning. What can you do?
CADEN
God. You're just perfect.
HAZEL
I'm a mess. But we fit, don't we.
They kiss, then Hazel climbs into bed.
CADEN
It doesn't always happen for me
now. Because of the medication and
everything. I take a lot of pills.
HAZEL
I don't care. It's okay.
(CONTINUED)
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170CONTINUED: (2) 170
CADEN
(climbing into bed)
I'm embarrassed. I just want you
to know it's not you. And it's not
me. It's the medication.
They are tender and quiet and intensely focused. The smoke
in the room is dense. When it's over, they lie there
quietly, with the occasional cough from both of them. Caden
cries quietly.
CADEN (CONT'D)
I'm sorry.
HAZEL
It's okay. It's different crying
this time. I can tell. I'm
crying, too. And I cried last
time. After you left. I never
told you. But I cried, too.
Caden kisses her again.
CADEN
I have a title. The Obscure Moon
Lighting an Obscure World.
HAZEL
I think it might be too much.
171INT. BURNING HOUSE - KITCHEN - 2035 - MORNING171
Caden agitatedly paces through the dense smoke. He passes a
scrapbook on the table. It's open to a page with ripped-up
napkin pieces glued to it. He's crying hard. There's
mumbling, quiet conversation coming from somewhere. He walks
into --
172INT. BURNING HOUSE - BEDROOM - 2035 - CONTINUOUS 172
Hazel lies in bed. A medic hovers over her, swabs in her
mouth and pulls out cotton black with soot.
MEDIC
Might be smoke inhalation.
Caden just nods his head for a long time.
173INT. CADEN'S CAR - 2041 - DAY173
Caden drives. He stops at a school crossing as a group of
young children are led across the street in front of his car.
A young girl with red hair is among them.
(CONTINUED)
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173 CONTINUED:173
She looks at Caden and he is struck by her resemblance to
young Olive. Suddenly the passenger door opens and Maria gets
in the car. He glances over at her, then looks back out the
windshield.
MARIA
Olive wants to see you. God knows
why; the way you abandoned her.
CADEN MARIA
Oh, shut up.She's had a fucked-up life
with issues, thanks to you.
CADEN MARIA
You're insane.She's dying, asshole. Is
that insane enough for you?
MARIA (CONT'D)
Anyway, she wants to say goodbye to
you. God knows the fuck why.
174 INT. NYC HOSPITAL ROOM - 2041 - DAY 174
Maria leads Caden into the room. Olive, 40, lies in bed,
emaciated and pale. Maria and Olive speak only in German.
MARIA OLIVE
Hello, darling. Hi.
MARIA
This is him.
OLIVE CADEN
Hello.Hi, Olive. I've missed you
so much.
OLIVE
Maria, would you leave us?
Maria kisses Olive again on the forehead.
MARIA
In heaven, my darling.
Maria exits.
OLIVE
(broken English)
Forgive me but no longer remember
English. Speak German?
(CONTINUED)
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174 CONTINUED:174
CADEN OLIVE
No. I'm sorry.I had hope you have learned.
Weakly, Olive points to a headset on her night table. She
pantomimes putting it on. Caden puts it on. Olive puts on
her own. There follows a slightly delayed and staticky
translation, in an accented male voice, of everything Olive
says, with a delay between what Caden says and Olive's
response, as she listens in translation.
OLIVE (CONT'D)
I'm dying, as I'm sure Maria told
you. The flower tattoos have
become infected and they're dying.
So I am, as well. This is life.
Olive pulls down her hospital gown a bit to show Caden the
now sickly and decayed flower tattoos.
CADEN
It's Maria. She did this.
OLIVE
Maria gave me reason to live once
you left. The flowers defined me.
CADEN
Your mother and Maria took you
away. I tried for years to find
you. I didn't leave you.
OLIVE
You did something.
Caden is affected by this. It resonates.
OLIVE (CONT'D)
I want to talk to you about your
homosexuality.
CADEN
What? I'm not a homosexual!
OLIVE
Maria said you would deny it.
CADEN
She's lying to you.
OLIVE
I had the same struggle when I
first fell in love with Maria and
we began to have dirty, aching sex.
(CONTINUED)
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CADEN
Maria is your lover?
OLIVE
Of course. She introduced me to
myself. To my vagina and to hers.
CADEN
You have no idea how evil she is.
OLIVE
I need to forgive you before I die,
but I can't forgive someone who has
not asked for forgiveness.
CADEN
I --
OLIVE
I have no time! I need you to ask
for forgiveness!
CADEN
(long pause)
Can you ever forgive me?
OLIVE
For what?
CADEN
For abandoning you.
OLIVE
"For abandoning you to have anal
sex with my homosexual lover Eric."
CADEN
For abandoning you to be have anal
sex with my homosexual lover Eric.
OLIVE
(long hesitation)
No. No, I'm sorry, I cannot.
Olive dies. Dead flower petals slip from her hospital gown.
Caden sits there. Maria hurries rushes to Olive's side.
MARIA
I hope you're happy, faggot.
Caden gets up and leaves.
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175 EXT. NYC STREET - SUMMER 2045 - DAY175
It's sweltering. Caden sits on his stoop, holding some dead
flower petals, watching the world pass by. People are sick,
angry. Some people wear gas masks. Government vehicles with
strange symbols and gun turrets drive by. A woman walks a
naked man on a leash. He defecates on the sidewalk. A wild-
eyed man in a white t-shirt and Santa hat attacks Caden. As
he knocks Caden to the ground and wrestles with him, Caden
sees the t-shirt has a little dot: a painting from Adele's
show. It's a moment in time, a street scene very much like
the one Caden's in. In the painting, a man in a white t-
shirt and Santa hat beats up a man who looks like Caden. The
flower petals blow away. Caden tries to limp after them.
176 EXT. NYC STREET - 2045 - DAY 176
Caden dials his cell phone.
HAZEL'S ANSWERING MACHINE
It's Hazel. Leave a message or
don't. Your dime.
CADEN
My love. I know how to do the
play. It'll take place over the
course of one day. The day will be
the day before you died, the
happiest day of my life. I'll be
able to relive it forever.
177 EXT. CITY STREET (INT. WAREHOUSE SET) - 2048 - NIGHT 177
Caden weeps inconsolably at the director's table, Michael the
pre-Hazel assistant is back, neat and efficient-looking, but
old now. Hazel's dog, Squishy, sleeps on the floor. The
scene in the play is dull. People walk back and forth
aimlessly. Various passersby on the street have hacking
coughs. Tammy steps out of the bathroom, meanders over to
the director's table. Hazel's sweater is on Michael's chair-
back. She casually pulls it off and tries it on. Caden
watches. She looks so much like Hazel now, it's unbearable.
He looks away. Millicent walks by carrying a mop and bucket.
CADEN
I need a Caden for my Hazel.
MILLICENT
I... I'd very much like to play
Caden.
CADEN
Um...
(CONTINUED)
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177CONTINUED:177
Tammy watches intently. Millicent smiles at her.
(CONTINUED)
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MILLICENT
I know it would be non-traditional
casting, but I think I'm right for
it. I think I understand Caden.
CADEN
I don't understand him.
MILLICENT
Caden Cotard is a man already dead,
living in a half-world between
stasis and antistasis. Time is
concentrated and chronology
confused for him. Up until
recently he has strived valiantly
to make sense of his situation, but
now he has turned to stone.
CADEN
Okay. That sounds good.
MICHAEL
She's right? I didn't see that at
all. I saw it all as more hopeful.
178INT. NYC WIG STORE - 2050 - DAY 178
Caden and Michael look at a wig called "The Director."
MICHAEL
Any thoughts for today's rehearsal?
CADEN
(BEAT)
I have a new title, maybe.
Infectious Diseases In Cattle.
MICHAEL
Huh.
CADEN
The title is about a lot of things.
You'll see. It's about a lot.
(PAUSE)
Are you gay, Michael?
MICHAEL
Yes. I don't see what that has to
do with anything.
CADEN
Do you know someone named Eric?
(CONTINUED)
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178 CONTINUED:178
MICHAEL
(DEFENSIVELY)
No.
179 INT. WAREHOUSE - CEMETERY SET - 2050 - DAY179
Caden, in "Director Wig," and Michael watch Millicent,
dressed Caden-esque, sitting at the director's table. Tammy,
in Hazel's sweater, sits next to her. They watch the "Sammy
Funeral" scene replayed with actors playing Tammy playing
Hazel and an actor playing the stand-in for Sammy playing
Caden. Tammy has her head in her hands. She looks over at
Millicent, imploringly.
TAMMY
Come over tonight? Please?
MILLICENT
I'd like that.
CADEN
Ok, take off the sweater.
Tammy takes off the sweater, puts it on the chair back.
TAMMY
I'm hot.
MILLICENT
Yes, you are.
CADEN
Smile shyly at each other.
They do. It lingers. Millicent looks over at the funeral
scene. It's dull and static.
MILLICENT
This is tedious. This is nothing.
Millicent touches Tammy's hand, heads over to the funeral
scene. She whispers things to some actors, has longer
conversations with others.
MICHAEL
What's she doing?
TAMMY
He's directing.
(CONTINUED)
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MICHAEL
She's not getting the feel of you,
Caden. You don't move around. You
don't talk to people. It's not --
MILLICENT
Okay, folks, let's run it!
The scene comes alive with specific activity: weeping Hazel,
a little boy in the back playing with dirt clods, a man and a
woman eyeing each other flirtatiously from a distance, an old
woman with Parkinson's fiddling with Rosary beads, a well-
dressed woman squatting and peeing near a gravesite. A
minister addresses the mourners.
MINISTER
Everything is more complicated than
you think. You only see a tenth of
what is true. There are a million
little strings attached to every
choice you make; you can destroy
your life every time you choose.
But maybe you won't know for twenty
years. And you'll never ever trace
it to its source. And you only get
one chance to play it out. Just try
and figure out your own divorce.
And they say there is no fate, but
there is: it's what you create.
Even though the world goes on for
eons and eons, you are here for a
fraction of a fraction of a second.
Most of your time is spent being
dead or not yet born. But while
alive, you wait in vain, wasting
years, for a phone call or a letter
or a look from someone or something
to make it all right. And it never
comes or it seems to but doesn't
really. And so you spend your time
in vague regret or vaguer hope for
something good to come along.
Something to make you feel
connected, to make you feel whole,
to make you feel loved.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
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179CONTINUED: (2) 179
MINISTER (CONT'D)
And the truth is I'm so angry and
the truth is I'm so fucking sad,
and the truth is I've been so
fucking hurt for so fucking long
and for just as long have been
pretending I'm ok, just to get
along, just for, I don't know why,
maybe because no one wants to hear
about my misery, because they have
their own, and their own is too
overwhelming to allow them to
listen to or care about mine.
Well, fuck everybody.
Amen.
Soon it starts to rain. Thunder rumbles. People pull out
umbrellas. Caden looks up, surprised that such a system is
rigged here.
180EXT. BURNING HOUSE STREET (INT. WAREHOUSE SET) - 2050 -180
NIGHT
Caden sits with Michael at the director's table and stares
into space. The actors are doing what they've always done,
milling, walking to and fro. Millicent, holding hands with
Tammy, heads up the walk to the Hazel's house set.
CADEN
Millicent.
She turns. He waves her over. Tammy sits on the stoop.
CADEN (CONT'D)
That was ... spectacular.
MICHAEL
It really was! Delightful!
MILLICENTCADEN
Thanks.I'm out of ideas. I'm dead.
MILLICENT
Oh. I... could take over... as
you... for a bit. Until you feel
refreshed.
MICHAEL
Yes! Yes!
Caden, looks sideways at Michael, remains silent.
(CONTINUED)
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180 CONTINUED:180
MILLICENT MICHAEL
I think you're tired, Caden.Yes. I think you just need
All these years of creative some time. To regroup.
work.
CADEN
I need to keep my hand in.
MILLICENT
Well, Ellen needs to be filled.
CADEN
Filled? You mean...?
MILLICENT MICHAEL
Her role. Just for a bit. It's a choice role. Just
until you're refreshed.
CADEN (CONT'D)
(BEAT)
I do like to clean.
181 INT. 31Y WALK-IN CLOSET (INT. WAREHOUSE SET) - 2050 - NIGHT 181
Caden sits on the unmade bed and reads the note:
ADELE'S VOICE
Ellen, Olive has died. It's a time
of overwhelming grief so please
forgive my mess; I haven't been
able to get out of bed. Until
today. Much affection, A.
Caden crosses to the window and looks up at the night sky,
even though it's clearly the ceiling of the warehouse. A
tiny plane flies by.
182 INT. 31Y HALLWAY (INT. WAREHOUSE SET) - 2050 - NIGHT182
Caden walks down the hall carrying a bag of garbage to the
incinerator chute, dumps it in, and turns back to apartment
31Y. Old Person #2 (actor version) is standing there.
OLD PERSON #2 (ACTOR)
Ellen? Is your name Ellen?
CADEN
Yes?
OLD PERSON #2 (ACTOR)
Caden asked me to give you this.
You're to keep it in all the time.
(CONTINUED)
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Old Person #2 (actor) hands Caden a small black button.
Caden examines it. Old Person #2 (actor) points to his own
ear, in which he wears one. Caden sticks it in his ear.
MILLICENT'S VOICE
... touched by the sadness of
Adele's neighbor. So close to
death. Reminds me of granny. I
should really call her. Remember
how Granny Bascomb bounced me on
her knee pretending to be a horsie.
I loved that so much. Say thank
you to Adele's neighbor.
CADEN
Thank you.
OLD PERSON #2 (ACTOR)
(pause, listens, then:)
You're very welcome, young lady.
MILLICENT'S VOICE
Now say, have a very good day.
CADEN
Have a very good day.
OLD PERSON #2 (ACTOR)
(pause, listens, then:)
I will indeed.
183INT. 31Y WALK-IN CLOSET (INT. WAREHOUSE SET) - 2050 - NIGHT 183
It's dark. Caden lies in bed, attached to his pumps.
MILLICENT'S VOICE
... miss him. Why did he have to
get bored with me? Everyone gets
bored with me. I'm not very
bright. And since I put on that
weight, I don't get the looks I
used to. It's not that bad. Lots
of people have it worse. I've got
a job and place to stay. Adele is
nice to me. And so smart and
talented. I don't understand her
artwork, but that's just me. I
wish I'd gone to college. I feel
stupid around educated people like
Adele. Eric was too smart for me,
too. We didn't talk at all near
the end.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
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183CONTINUED:183
MILLICENT'S VOICE (CONT'D)
I'd try to tell him about my day
and he'd get this far away look in
his eyes. I kind of felt sorry for
him; he seemed so miserable with
me. I guess --
Caden drifts off to sleep.
184INT. ELLEN'S KITCHEN - (2050) - MORNING 184
A tenement apartment. Ellen, in a terrycloth robe, is at the
stove making scrambled eggs. Toast pops from the toaster and
Ellen crosses to get it. She passes a mirror, glances at
herself, seems momentarily surprised, pushes a wisp of hair
behind her ear and continues to the toaster. Eric enters.
He's an unhealthily thin middle-aged man. He doesn't
acknowledge her, nor she him. He pours himself coffee.
ELLEN
I'm making eggs.
(BEAT)
Is everything okay, Eric?
ERIC
Everything's everything.
185INT. ELLEN'S BEDROOM - (2050) - MORNING 185
Ellen sits on the bed with a cup of coffee and stares out the
window. There's a city park across the street and she
watches kids play basketball. She begins to weep.
186EXT. FIELD - (2050) - DAY 186
It's spring and a ten year old girl watches her mother as she
lays out a picnic on a blanket on the ground.
MOTHER
Ellen, why do you look so serious?
ELLEN
I'm going to remember this moment
for the rest of my life, mama. And
in exactly twenty years, come here
with my daughter and have exactly
the same picnic.
MOTHER
Baby, that's the loveliest thing
I've ever heard.
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187INT. ELLEN'S BEDROOM - (2050) - NIGHT 187
Ellen lies in bed watching Eric sleep next to her.
ELLEN
There was supposed to be something
else. I was to have something. A
calm. A love. Children. A child,
at least. Children. Meaning. I
am always on the verge, never more
than a tiny shove from tears. I
can feel them in my chest now.
That squeezing pressure. And it
is so tempting to let go, but I am
afraid, the next time maybe, I will
never stop crying. I miss my
husband even though he is lying
here. He hates me. Oh God. I
have disappointed him and he hates
me. The one person who should be
able to see me and he won't look.
He will never look again.
188INT. 31Y WALK-IN CLOSET (INT. WAREHOUSE SET) - 2050 - 188
MORNING
Caden lies on his back, and opens his eyes. His pumps drone.
CADEN
(quietly, mournfully)
Eric.
Caden looks over. No note from Adele. He gets out of bed,
glances in the mirror, seems surprised by his reflection.
189INT. 31Y BATHROOM (INT. WAREHOUSE SET) - 2050 - MORNING 189
Caden sits on the toilet and pees. He wipes himself.
190INT. APARTMENT 31Y (INT. WAREHOUSE SET) - 2051 - MORNING190
Caden vacuums the hall.
MILLICENT'S VOICE
My period is late this month. I
wonder what's going on. I'm
bloated. I wish it would come.
191INT. 31Y WALK-IN CLOSET (INT. WAREHOUSE SET) - 2051 - NIGHT 191
Caden lies in bed reading a Judith Krantz novel.
(CONTINUED)
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191 CONTINUED:191
MILLICENT'S VOICE
I can't believe she said that to
him! She's a slut, anyway.
He sticks a bookmark in the book, puts it on the night table,
turns off the light, and lies on his back with his eyes open.
MILLICENT'S VOICE (CONT'D)
Maybe I can ask Adele for a raise.
It's been three years. I do a good
job. God, I'm so tired tonight.
I'm getting old. I'm lonely here.
A192OMITTED A192
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192 OMITTED 192
A193OMITTED A193
B193OMITTED B193
193 INT. 31Y WALK-IN CLOSET (INT. WAREHOUSE SET) - 2051 - 193
MORNING
Caden awakens. He switches off his pumps.
(CONTINUED)
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193 CONTINUED:193
MILLICENT'S VOICE
Get up. Look at the night table
for a note from Adele.
Caden gets up and glances at the night table. A type-written
NOTE:
MALE VOICE
Adele died of lung cancer last
night. You may stay on if you
like.
MILLICENT'S VOICE
Look shocked. Weep.
Caden looks shocked, then weeps.
MILLICENT'S VOICE (CONT'D)
Go into the kitchen and --
The voice stops. Caden stops. He waits. Nothing. He takes
out the earpiece and looks at it, shakes it, then slips it
back in his ear. Nothing. He waits. In the distance he
hears wailing and gun shots.
194 INT. 31Y WALK-IN CLOSET (INT. WAREHOUSE SET) - 2053 - NIGHT 194
The lights are out. Caden sits on the bed, still waiting.
195 INT. 31Y WALK-IN CLOSET (INT. WAREHOUSE SET) - 2055 - DAY 195
Caden sits on the bed, his head slumped against the
headboard, sleeping. Distant explosions wake him. He opens
his eyes and sits up straight, and waits. He taps his ear.
196 INT. 31Y HALLWAY (INT. WAREHOUSE SET) - 2055 - NIGHT196
The hall is very dark. Caden exits apartment 31Y. Old
person #2 (actor) stands in the hallway and faces away,
unmoving. Caden walks past and nods. Old person #2 does not
respond. Caden presses the elevator button.
(CONTINUED)
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196CONTINUED:196
OLD PERSON #2 (ACTOR)
There's nobody running it anymore.
Caden looks at Old Person #2 and nods.
197INT. WAREHOUSE - 31Y BUILDING STAIRWELL - 2055 - CONTINUOUS 197
Dark. The unfinished, back-of-a-facade of the set is
apparent. Caden walks down endless plywood stairs. The
bowels of the building: fake water pipes, electrical cords.
198EXT. CITY STREET (INT. WAREHOUSE SET) - 2055 - MORNING198
No lights. Vague daylight drifts in from high warehouse
windows, from which cardboard has fallen. Deadly quiet,
abandoned. Caden passes the occasional body on the street.
Fires smolder in buildings. The streets are flooded with
sewer water. Buildings are draped with massive tarps. Behind
a fence are piles of bodies.
A199 EXT. BURNING HOUSE (INT. WAREHOUSE SET) - 2055 - MORNINGA199
He passes the Hazel's House set, burnt to the ground.
B199 EXT. WAREHOUSE STREET (INT. WAREHOUSE SET) - 2055 - MORNINGB199
He arrives at the warehouse set and enters.
199EXT. CITY STREET (INT. WAREHOUSE-WITHIN-WAREHOUSE SET) -199
2055 - MORNING
Deserted here too. The same occasional fires, flooding, dead
bodies.
A200 EXT. WAREHOUSE STREET (INT. WAREHOUSE-WITHIN-WAREHOUSE SET)A200
- 2055 - MORNING
Caden walks, soon arriving at the warehouse set within the
warehouse set. He enters.
200EXT. CITY STREET (INT. WAREHOUSE-WITHIN-WAREHOUSE-WITHIN- 200
WAREHOUSE SET) - 2055 - MORNING
Another dark, deserted street, more bodies, fires, floods.
Caden panics. He pulls out his earpiece, shakes it, and puts
it back. He walks.
A201 EXT. WAREHOUSE STREET (INT. WAREHOUSE-WITHIN-WAREHOUSE- A201
WITHIN-WAREHOUSE SET) - 2055
He arrives at the warehouse within the warehouse within the
warehouse. He enters.
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201EXT. CITY STREET (INT. WAREHOUSE-WITHIN-WAREHOUSE-WITHIN- 201
WAREHOUSE-WITHIN-WAREHOUSE SET) - 2055 - DAY
Deserted. Caden walks. He gets in a golf cart and drives
through the deserted street sets.
202EXT. BEACH (INT. WAREHOUSE-WITHIN-WAREHOUSE-WITHIN- 202
WAREHOUSE-WITHIN-WAREHOUSE SET) - 2055 - CONTINUOUS
Caden reaches the beach set, and drives the cart on the sand.
He sees footprints. He gets out and follows them, spots a
woman ahead walking with a suitcase. He hurries as much as
he can with his limp, his weakness, his ancient body, to
catch up with her.
CADEN
Hello.
The woman turns. She's middle-aged, face radiating kindness.
CADEN (CONT'D)
Where is everybody?
WOMAN
Mostly dead. Some have left.
CADEN
Would you sit with me for a moment?
I'm very tired. And lonely.
The woman smiles at Caden. They sit on a log.
CADEN (CONT'D)
I feel like I know you.
WOMAN
I was the mother in Ellen's dream.
Perhaps from there.
CADEN
Yes! That's it. Yes. You seem a
bit older than I remember.
WOMAN
(CHUCKLING)
That dream was quite a while ago.
He's silent. The woman touches his hand.
CADEN
I didn't mean to say you look old.
(CONTINUED)
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202CONTINUED:202
WOMAN
I know.
CADEN
Everyone's dreams in all those
apartments. All those secrets
we'll never know. That's the truth
of it -- all the thoughts nobody
will ever know.
WOMAN
It's true.
CADEN
I'm sorry the experiment didn't
work. I wanted it to with all my
heart. I wanted to do that picnic
with my daughter. I feel I've
disappointed you terribly.
WOMAN
No. No. I am so proud of you.
Caden starts to tear up.
CADEN
All I want is someone to see me,
someone to look at me with
kindness. For me to be the most
special person in the world to just
one person.
WOMAN
I know, baby. I know.
He looks at her tentatively. She's looking into his eyes
directly, clearly, kindly. She smiles.
WOMAN (CONT'D)
You're going to be fine.
Caden starts to weep so hard he chokes. Strings of snot pour
from his nose. The woman holds him, gently takes off his
wig, and strokes his sparse hair. He looks out over her
shoulder at the dark empty city at the far end of the
warehouse. His rheumy eyes light up.
CADEN
I know what to do with this play
now. I have an idea. I think --
The screen goes black fast.
THE END
| Synecdoche, New York
Writers : Charlie Kaufman
Genres : Comedy Drama
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