"SOUTH PARK"
Episode 714
"RAISINS"
Written by
Trey Parker
[South Park Elementary playrgound, recess or lunch. The camera
pans across the playground and settles on two teams of seven
players each. A football lies on the ground between the two groups.
The group left of the football consists of Stan, Kyle, Cartman,
Kenny, Butters, Token, and Clyde. The second includes Craig,
Tweek, Kevin, Pip, and three others]
STAN
All right, you guys, it's first down.
I'll hike the ball on the third "set
hut!" Kyle and Cartman, go deep post
out. Kenny, run a slant down the middle.
Butters, be ready for the screen.
CARTMAN
Right. What are we playing again?
STAN
Football.
CARTMAN
Got it.
STAN
Okay. 23! Blue, 23! Set hut! Set hut!
BEBE
Wendy breaks up.
STAN
What?
BEBE
Wendy breaks up with you.
STAN
Oh whoa, wait a minute. What did I
do wrong? I haven't even talked to Wendy
for weeks.
BEBE
She just doesn't wanna be with you anymore.
She said she still wants to be friends.
CARTMAN
What-ever, Bebe! Like Stan really cares!
Just get out of our football game, you
stupid skank!
BEBE
Fuck you, fatass! You guys are assholes!
BUTTERS
Oh yeah? Huwell, at least we have assholes,
you dumb girl!
CARTMAN
Yeh-heah, right!
BEBE
God, you're so stupid!
CARTMAN
What a whore!
KYLE
Yeah! Like Stan gives a crap if Wendy
breaks up! Stan?
CARTMAN
Come on, Stan, it's first down still.
[Stan is next seen walking onto a small red stone bridge. The
next scene has him walking down the middle of a two-lane road
in the rain. He stops to take in the moist air. The next scene
has him back on the bridge, looking over the creek with his head
on his right hand. On the water he sees a reflection of Wendy
walk up to him. She's smiling. He brightens as she approaches.
He turns to greet her, but there's no one to greet. He looks
back at the creek, then turns around and walks off. The next
scene has him at a rainy night sitting on the curb in a run-down
part of town, under a working street light, with his face buried
in his legs, crying. The last scene has him in his room, sitting
on the floor by his bed, looking at a picture of Wendy. He gently
strokes the picture, which has Wendy holding a daisy and smiling
broadly. On the picture are written the words "I love you forever.
Wendy." The image fades to black]
[South Park Elementary, day. In the hallway Craig goes to a drinking
fountain for a drink of water. Fosse and Dog Poo walk towards
the camera. Stan is at the far end watching Wendy open her locker.
Stan looks away and walks towards Kyle, who's seated next to
his locker reading a book.]
STAN
Kyle, will you talk to Wendy for me?
KYLE
Why?
STAN
'Cause I need to know why she broke
up.
KYLE
Aw, dude, come on. I gotta do my science
homework.
STAN
Dude, please. I might still have a
chance to make things work. Please,
just go talk to her?
KYLE
God damnit! Wendy, Stan wants to know
why you break up.
WENDY
Look, Stan is really nice. I just don't
wanna be boyfriend and girlfriend anymore.
I've been wanting to break up for a
while. but it's, it's nothing against
him.
KYLE
'K. She says she's been wantin' to
break up for a while, and it's nothing
against you.
STAN
What? That's no answer! Go tell her
to be more direct with me.
KYLE
No dude, I'm out. Go talk to her yourself.
Be poetic.
STAN
Kyle, this is my life. Jimmy!
JIMMY
Hey Stan.
STAN
Jimmy, will you go talk to Wendy for
me?
JIMMY
For- Forw- Forw-w-w what?
STAN
Just go talk to her an, and be poetic.
Tell her she's my Muse-no! Tell her,
tell her... she's a con-tinuing source
of inspiration to me.
JIMMY
She's what?
STAN
She's a continuing source of inspiration
to me.
JIMMY
...Okay. Hey uh-Wen, hey wu-Wemdy.
WENDY
Yeah?
JIMMY
Stan says your a cont... you're a- cont-
S-Stan says you're a cont- cont-
WENDY
Well tell Stan to stop!!
JIMMY
-cont- You're a cont-tinuing source
of inspiration to him.
STAN
Well?
JIMMY
She just- w-walked away, Stan. You're
gonna have to face facts. It's over.
STAN
Over? Jesus...
BUTTERS
We came over to cheer you up, Stan!
STAN
...Go away.
KYLE
Stan, you can't keep doing this to yourself.
You have to go live.
STAN
Why? What's the point of living when
the only girl I ever loved is gone?
CARTMAN
God, what a fag!
KYLE
Dude, not now!
STAN
You guys have no idea how this feels.
It's like, you always hear songs about
a broken heart and you think it's just
a figure of speech? But it's true. My
chest hurts. I feel this like, sinking
feeling where my heart is. It's broken...
KYLE
Jeez, he's worse than I thought.
BUTTERS
Well what do we do now?
JIMMY
Should I try telling him a fa-fantastic
joke?
KYLE
No. We just have to show him that there's
other girls out there. I say we take
him to Raisins.
BUTTERS
What's Raisins?
[Next day, Raisins, a Hooters-like restaurant with al-fresco
dining. The boys enter the restaurant, and a pretty little girl
in a Raisins outfit walks up. Other girls walk around, all seem
to work there]
BLONDE
Hey guys, welcome to Raisins. Six of
you? Right over here.
REDHEAD
So you guys having a good time today?
DINERS
Uh huh...
BLONDE 2
How about some more fun fries, guys?
DINERS
Okay...
BRUNETTE
Boy, am I glad you guys came in. Everyone
here is such a loser, but you guys seem
really cool.
BLONDE
Here you go, guys. Lexus will be right
with you.
KYLE
What do you think, Stan. These girls
are pretty cute, huh?
JIMMY
Jesus Christ, I think I've died and...
gone to... heaven.
BUTTERS
This place is awesome!
CARTMAN
How do you know? We haven't even tried
the food yet.
LEXUS
Hey guys.
BUTTERS
Whoa!
LEXUS
How are we doing this afternoon?
THE BOYS
Good.
LEXUS
I'm so glad you guys came in. Everyone
here is such a loser, but you guys seem
really cool.
BUTTERS
W-we are.
LEXUS
So what can I get you?
CARTMAN
Okay, um, we're gonna get the zingy
tangy wings, and mozzarella tasty tarts
and uh, OH, and the bite-size pizzazzas,
and a pitcher of lemonade.
LEXUS
Great. I'll put your order in right
now.
BUTTERS
You guys! I think our Raisins girl likes
me. She, she touched my back when she
walked away. Did you see that?
LEXUS
Raisins, girls!
BLONDE 3
Woohoo!
REDHEAD
Oh Yeah!
BRUNETTE 2
Do it!
KYLE
Hey. Hey, look over there, Stan. That
Raisins girl is really cure, huh? Why
don't you say hi to her? Excuse me?
BRUNETTE 3
Hi guys. My name's Porsche.
KYLE
Hey. Uh, this is Stan.
PORSCHE
Oh hey cutie. How are you? I love your
hat. I used to have a hat juuust like
that, except, it was black and it didn't
have a puffball on it. Oh my God, my
hands are sooo cold. How come people
have hands, anyway? Did you ever wonder
that?
[Some time later, still dining. The Village People's "YMCA" begins
to play, and some Raisins girls begin to dance]
RAISINS GIRLS
YMCA... YMCA-A.
CARTMAN
Omigod! You guys... this is the greatest
place in the world...
PORSCHE
Have you ever noticed how much sand
there is at the beach? I mean, haven't
you ever wondered where all this sand
came from? Omigod, this one time, I
saw a beetle that was thiiis big. Eeewww!
STAN
Can we go, please?
KYLE
Okay. Okay, come on you guys.
PORSCHE
Oooh my God, thank you guys sooo much
for coming to Raisins!
LEXUS
Oooh, sweetie, are you leaving?
BUTTERS
Well, I don't want to, Lexus, but my
stupid friends wanna go.
LEXUS
Awww, well, when am I gonna get to see
you again??
BUTTERS
When do you wanna see me?
LEXUS
As soon as possible!
BUTTERS
Oh my God! Here, we left you a tip already,
but here is another five dollars.
LEXUS
Oooh, you are such a sweetie. Come here,
youuu!
BUTTERS
Waa... ahaaah...
RAISINS GIRL
Bye, guys! Thanks for coming to Raisins!
JIMMY
Well, Stan. Do you feel, uhb- better
now?
STAN
No, dude, I feel worse!
KYLE
Look, we're just trying to show you
there's other girls out there.
STAN
Dude, I don't have time to start over
with other girls. I'm nine years old,
dude! If I don't work things out with
Wnedy, I could be alone my whole life!
BUTTERS
She wants to see me again! My Raisins
girl said she wants to see me again!
STAN
I can't let Wendy go. This whole time
I've been having my friends do all thealking
for me. It's time I took control!
KYLE
What are you doing?
STAN
Something I should have done a long
time ago.
[Bebe's house, night. Stan walks towards the fromt door, looks
around, and knocks three times. No response, so he knocks again.
The door opens and Bebe appears]
STAN
Bebe, you need to go talk to Wendy for
me right now! All this time I've been
trying to have my friends do all the
talking for me! Now I realize I need
her friends to do it! Tell her I love
her!
BEBE
Stan, why don't you show her you love
her? If you really want Wendy back,
try doing the most romantic thing you
can think of.
STAN
Okay, so what's the most romantic thing
I can think of?
BEBE
If you really want a shot at getting
her back, stand outside her window,
hold a boombox over your head, and play
Peter Gabriel.
[Wendy's house, night. Stan stands on the lawn with a boombox,
looking up at Wendy's window. He presses the play button and
holds up the boombox. Peter Gabriel's "Shock the Monkey" plays
from somewhere in the middle. Wendy appears at the window and
looks down, her jaw dropping. Stan holds the boombox higher,
keeping Wendy's gaze on him. Wendy covers her mouth as Token
appears next to her at the window. Stan's jaw drops. Wendy leaves
the window. Token unleashes the curtain ties, and the curtains
close upon the window]
[Raisins, night, outside. The outside lights turn off. Butters
waits outside on the curb with a present. The front door opens
and Lexus appears. Butters rises to greet her]
LEXUS
Okay, Porsche, see you tomorrow. Bye,
Mercedes.
BUTTERS
Lexus!
LEXUS
Uh oh. Uh, hi, sweetie.
BUTTERS
I waited all night for you to get off
work.
LEXUS
Oh, really? Huhunh, that's great. Uhm,
Maury...
BUTTERS
I I just could- I just couldn't stop
thinking about you.
MAURY
There a problem?
LEXUS
Could you uh just help walk me to my-
bike?
MAURY
Right.
LEXUS
Thanks again for the big tip. You are
such a sweetie. Come back and see me
real soon, okay?
BUTTERS
Oh wait, Lexus. Jeheez, I almost forgot.
Ah I got you this present.
LEXUS
Oh wow. Thanks, cutie.
BUTTERS
It's a little stuffed bear dressed as
a rabbit.
LEXUS
Gosh, that's the nicest gift I've gotten
all night. Thank you. Well I gotta
go, honey. Be sure to come back to Raisins
and see me again, okaaay?
BUTTERS
Well yeah, but, but, hey, hey Lexus?
Well I was thinking, well, I was thinking
that we should- go do something sometime.
LEXUS
Oh gee, that would be great, honey,
but I'm reeeally busy this week. Tell
you what: you come back to Raisins and
then we'll be able to hang out all we
want, okay?
BUTTERS
O-kay!
LEXUS
Bye, cutie!
BUTTERS
Bye, bye darling! Wow... a real-life
relationship.
[South Park Elementary, day. All the boys are in various stages
of dress. Most of them are in their P.E. uniforms]
MR. GARRISON
All right, kids! Out on the gym floor
for P.E. class.
KYLE
Come on, Stan. We're gonna play dodgeball.
STAN
I can't believe it. She's in love with
somebody else.
KYLE
Dude, you need to snap out of this!
So Wendy left you for Token. What are
you gonna do? Just be miserable your
whole life?
STAN
There's nothing else I can do. She was
my whole life.
KYLE
Aw, come on, dude! All you've done for
the last four days is mope around! You
might as well hang out with those Goth
kids who dress in black and talk about
pain all the time!
STAN
Maybe I should. At least they will understand
me. Maybe I should hang with the Goth
kids.
[South Park Elementary, loading bay. Stan finds the boys]
GOTH 1
Life is pain. Life is only pain. We're
all taught to believe in happy fairytale
endings. But there's only blackness.
Dark, depressing loneliness that eats
at your soul.
GOTH 2
Who needs that kind of Barbie love,
anyway? Everyone's just walking around
like a bunch of conforminsts. Go ahead
and wear your business suits so you
can make thirty-four thousand dollars
a year to buy your condominium. They're
all zombies racing to their graves.
Love didn't work for my mom and dad.
Why should it work for me?
GOTH GIRL
My dad is such an asshole. Drunken bastard
doesn't even know I exist. But then
he won't let me go to the Skinny Puppy
concert because my heroine-addict aunt
is coming over for dinner. Dinner?
That's a laugh. Just an excuse for my
mom to bitch at me for not wearing girly
clothes like all the Britney Spears
wannabes at this school.
LITTLE GOTH
They're all a bunch of Nazi conformists
cheerleaders.
STAN
But if life is only pain, then... what's
the point of living?
GOTH 1
Just to make life more miserable for
the conformists.
STAN
All right, so how do I join you?
GOTH 2
If you wanna be one of the non-conformists,
all you have to do is dress just like
us and listen to the same music we do.
STAN
...'K.
[Raisins, day. Raisins is preparing for a new day of food and
fun. Mercedes escorts a new employee around]
MERCEDES
Okay, I know it's your first day, Ferrari,
so I wanna go over the basics with you.
FERRARI
Okay.
MERCEDES
First of all, there's a five foot rule.
If you come within five feet of a customer,
you need to acknowledge them, even if
they're not at your table. "Hey, cudie."
When you're not serving food or talking
with customers, you need to dance around
and have fun. We use things like Hula
Hoops, silly strings, and water guns
to play with the other girls. Be sure
to giggle a lot, and be sure to show
off your raisins. Now, when you take
a customer's order, you need to sit
down at the table with them and make
them think you're interested. Write
your name down for them and make them
feel special. "Oh man, I am so bored.
Thank God you guys came in." If you
want good tips, the most important thing
is physical contact. Just a simple hold
of the arm can mean the difference between
five and twenty dollars. "I'll be right
back with your order, guys."
FERRARI
Wow, thank you so much, Mercedes.
MERCEDES
Okay. Well, I guess we're ready to open
for business. Good luck. Go ahead and
open for business, Porsche!
PORSCHE
Okay!
RAISINS GIRL
Hi, welcome to Raisins!
BUTTERS
Hi! Is Lexus here?
LEXUS
Hey, cutie.
BUTTERS
Darling!
LEXUS
How are we doing today?
BUTTERS
Oh God. I missed you so much.
[The Goth girl's room. It's quite the room, with posters for
Happy Puppy and the Nothing Matters tour, a Blauhaus poster,
candles all around, a mace on the floor, cigarettes next to a
book, an ornate candelabrum and chair, and a darkened atmosphere.]
GOTH GIRL
Shallow life.
Drowning alone, I gasp for air.
Coldness creeps over pale skin.
There is sadness so deep it pulls me down
Happiness dies in a deep, dark sea.
GOTH 1
Yeah, happiness dies.
STAN
Yeah.
GOTH 2
All right, your turn, Stan. Read one
of your poems about pain.
STAN
There is darkness all around me
Deep, piercing black, I cannot breathe
My heart has been raped.
GOTH GIRL
Whoa.
STAN
The pain is everlasting.
I miss you so much, babe.
Want to hold you in my arms again, girl.
Want to-
GOTH 1
Whoa, whoa! Dude! Those last two lines
aren't Goth!
STAN
They're not?
GOTH 2
No, dude! You can't say "I miss you
so much, babe. I want to hold you in
my arms."
GOTH GIRL
Make it "I miss seeing you so much I
wanna slash my eyes out with razor blades."
GOTH GIRL'S MOM
Henrietta! Hi sweetie!
HENRIETTA
Go away Mom! Leave me alone!
HENRIETTA'S MOM
Daddy and I just got your birthday present!
But you can't see what it is till tomorrow!
HENRIETTA
You'd like to wait till I was dead,
wouldn't you? You'd like to see maggots
eat my face.
HENRIETTA'S MOM
Ee-you are so creative, honey.
HENRIETTA
Conformist bitch.
OTHER GOTHS
Yeah.
[Raisins, day. Two of the Raisins girls are entertaining the
child customers, who respond enthusiatically. The phone rings
and Porsche arrives to answer it.]
PORSCHE
Thanks for calling Raisins. This is
Porsche. Have you tried our Double Whammy
Wings?
BUTTERS
Hi. Is Lexus there, please? This is
her boyfriend.
LEXUS
Thanks for calling Raisins. This is
Lexus.
BUTTERS
Hey Lexus.
LEXUS
Hi, sweetie! Who's this?
BUTTERS
Wuh it's me, Butters.
LEXUS
Oh, okay. Hi, cutie. Hey sweetie.
So how are you, honey?
BUTTERS
I'm fine. I miss you though. Yeah,
school was pretty tough today. We had
two quizzes, and one of them was a pop
quiz. Sometimes I think our classes
are too hard. But I thought about you
all day long. I promise. So how is your
day going?
LEXUS
Good, good.
BUTTERS
Hey, hey sweetie, I was thinking tonight
you could come over and we could watch
The Exorcist on DVD.
LEXUS
Oh, gee, I don't know, cutie. Why don't
you just come down to Raisins?
BUTTERS
Oh well, uh I kinda don't have any money
left. Unh, I spent it all on Raisins
the last six times.
LEXUS
Awww, that's too bad, cutie. I really
wanna see you.
BUTTERS
Oh, I really wanna see you too, baby.
Eh don't, don't worry. I'll get more
money
LEXUS
'K sugar. Gotta run.
BUTTERS
Uh-okay. Uh, hey, Lexus, well, there's
something I've been meaning to say.
Here it goes: Lexus, I- Oh jeeze, maybe
I shouldn't say it- no wait, I want
to say it. I love you. Heeheee, heh,
Oh my God.
[Butters' house, living room. Butters arrives there moments later
and faces the couch]
BUTTERS
Dad, I need an advance on my allowance
again.
STEPHEN
O-hoo no Butters! You got an advance
two days ago.
BUTTERS
Uh but I spent it all.
LINDA
What are you spending all that money
on, Butters?
BUTTERS
On my girlfriend.
STEPHEN
Girlfriend?
LINDA
You... have a girlfriend, Butters?
BUTTERS
Yeah.
CHRIS
And she's... a... girl, right?
BUTTERS
Yup!
CHRIS
Well all right! Good for you, Butters!
LINDA
Oh, that is so cute. When do we get
to meet her?
BUTTERS
Well, I was hopin' to go see her right
now. You can come alone. But don't
embarass me or nothin'. I'm sure she'll
be real nervous to impress you.
STEPHEN
Don't worry, Butters. We just wanna
say hi and then we'll leave you two
alone.
BUTTERS
Okay.
STEPHEN
You see? I told you he wouldn't turn
out gay.
LINDA
All right, you win.
[Benny's, night. "We're always open." The Goth kids are seated
at a booth drinking coffee. A middle-aged waitress walks by with
a pot of coffee]
GOTH 2
Hey, can we get more coffee over here?
WAITRESS
Damnit, are you kids just gonna sit
here all night again and drink six dollars'
work of coffee?! Why don't you get a
life?!
GOTH 2
Conformist. Have fun in your rat-race
life, living paycheck to paycheck for
corporate gains.
OTHER GOTHS
Yeah.
GOTH 1
Dude, you haven't drank your coffee.
STAN
Well I don't drink coffee.
GOTH 1
You can't be a non-conformist if you
don't drink coffee.
KYLE
Oh Jesus Christ, I had to see it to
believe it! What the hell are you doing?!
STAN
Breathing deep in darkness that envelops
my soul.
KYLE
God-damnit dude, your mom and dad want
you to come home!
STAN
So they can fill my head with more Disney
lies about how perfect the world is?
I don't think so.
GOTH 1
Yeah. Why don't you just go back to
your Justin Timberlake and your homework,
you conformist asshole? You just don't
know what real pain is.
KYLE
Oh, like you know what pain is! Go try
living in a Third-World country, you
little pussy!
GOTH 1
I'm not gonna live in a Third-World
country with all the conforminsts.
KYLE
Stan, this is it. Time to stop feeling
sorry for yourself and come home! Everyone
cares about you and everyone wants you
back!
STAN
What about Wendy? Isn't she still with
Token?
KYLE
Yeah. She is.
STAN
Then people shouldn't care about me-ehhh.
Because I don't care about them. What's
the point of caring if all it brings
is pain?
HENRIETTA
For sure.
KYLE
Fine. That's it. I give up. Have fun
being miserable.
STAN
...conformist.
OTHER GOTHS
Yeah.
[Raisins, night. Butters and his parents arrive.]
BUTTERS
Here we are, Mom and Dad!
MERCEDES
Hi, welcome to Raisins. Three of you?
BUTTERS
Hi, Mercedes. It's me, Lexus's boyfriend.
I brought my parents over to meet her.
MERCEDES
Great. Be sure to try our Cheddar Poppers.
Right this way.
RAISINS GIRL
Who else wants a signed Raisins Girls
calendar for five dollars?
DINERS
Woohoo, all right, yeah!
LINDA
Stephen, what is this place?
STEPHEN
I, don't know.
MERCEDES
Here you go. Porsche will by right
with you.
BUTTERS
Go ahead and have a seat, guys. Ah I've
gotta go and find Lexus!
RAISINS GIRL
Hey cutie, you having a good time?
BOY
Yeah.
STEPHEN
Oh boy, I think I know what's happened.
Our son hasn't learned yet that girls
will pretend to like him for money.
LINDA
This place is horrible. To objectify
girls like this.
PORSCHE
Hi guys. Can I take your order?
LINDA
Little girl, you shouldn't be working
here.
PORSCHE
I shouldn't? Where I supposed to be
working?
LINDA
No, I mean you shouldn't work somewhere
where you're paid for how you look.
You should be learning a skill so you
can grow up to be a businesswoman or
even a doctor. Who knows? You could
cure cancer.
PORSCHE
I could cure cancer? Omigod! That would
be sooo cool! I had a cancer sore on
my lip once and it hurt sooo bad.
LINDA
... Oh. Never mind, I think Raisins
might be the perfect place for you.
PORSCHE
Cool!
BUTTERS
Mom? Dad? This is Lexus.
LEXUS
Hi. Welcome to Raisins.
STEPHEN
Uh, Butters, can we have a little talk
with you? Outside?
BUTTERS
Huh? Oh anything you have to say to
me you can say in front of Lexus.
LINDA
Butters, these girls pretend to be interested
in you because they know you'll give
them tips.
BUTTERS
Huh?
STEPHEN
You see, Butters, women know that they
can make men do anything by flirting.
And some girls, like these, turn that
into a profession.
BUTTERS
Oh, I see. You don't approve of my
girlfriend! Well let me tell you somethin',
Mom and Dad, our love is as pure as
a mountain spring! The odds may be stacked
against us, but we're gonna give it
our best shot! And so, if you can't
be happy for us, y-you can just go to
heck, Mom and Dad! Come on, Lexus.
I'm movin' out of my parents' house
and I'm movin' in with you. Uh let's
blow this joint!
LEXUS
What are you talking about, kid? We
are NOT boyfriend and girlfriend.
BUTTERS
... What? Lexus, what are you saying?
Are you saying... you don't want to
be together anymore?
LEXUS
I'm sorry, sweetie.
BUTTERS
So that's it? We're broken up now?
LEXUS
I gotta get these curly fries to Table
12.
BUTTERS
Well go ahead and go. It's best we don't
say anything more. There's nothing left
to say. It's over. Our relationship
is o-over.
[Run-down part of town, night. The conditions surrounding Stan's
presence there a week ago are present again, and Butters sobs
at the same spot Stan did, at the curb under a working street
light. Some shadows move in on him and stop when they cover most
of his head]
GOTH VOICE
Look at this. Another tortured soul.
Another life of pain. Hey Raven, check
it out.
STAN
Butters?
BUTTERS
Oh Uh hey, hey Stan.
STAN
What's the matter with you?
BUTTERS
Well, mu mu mu girlfriend broke up
with me.
HENRIETTA
Did she step on your heart with stiletto
heels?
BUTTERS
Yeah. It sure does hurt.
GOTH 2
That's cool. I guess you can join up
with us if you want.
GOTH 1
Yeah. We're gonna go to the graveyard
and write poems about death and how
pointless life is.
BUTTERS
Uh, uhm no thanks. I I love life.
STAN
Huh? But you just got dumped
BUTTERS
Wuh-ell yeah, and I'm sad, but at the
same time I'm really happy that somethin'
could make me feel that sad. It's like,
ih ih, ih it makes me feel alive, you
know? It makes me feel human. And the
only way I could feel this sad now is
if I felt somethin' really good before.
So I have to take the bad with the good,
so I guess what I'm feelin' is like
a, beautiful sadness. I guess that sounds
stupid...
GOTH 1
Yeah.
STAN
No. No, Butters, that doesn't sound
stupid at all.
BUTTERS
Well, thanks for offerin' to let me
in your clique, guys, uh but, to be
honest, I'd rather be a cryin' little
pussy than a faggy Goth kid. Well see
ya, Stan.
STAN
He's right. I don't even know who I
am anymore. I like liking life a whole
lot more than hating it. Screw you guys,
I'm goin' home.
GOTH 2
Go ahead and go back to your sunshine
fairytale!
[South Park Elementary, playground. The school kids are back
at play. The same two teams face off, except that Bill has replaced
Token on Stan's team, and Stan hasn't arrived yet]
KYLE
Okay, it's third down. And now, somebody
make a play!
STAN
Hey, can I join in?
KYLE
What happened? Aren't you still wallowing
in pain?
STAN
Yeah, it still hurts a lot, but ...I
just realized that there's gonna be
a lot of painful times in life, so,
I'd better learn to deal with it the
right way. Hey Wendy! You're a bitch.
Token? Right here, buddy.
KYLE
Well. Dude, it's uh it's good to have
you back.
STAN
Yeah. Let's play ball.
THE END
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