Futurama Transcripts

Series 1

Space Pilot 3000 (1999-03-28)
Written by David X. Cohen,Matt Groening

The Series Has Landed (1999-04-04)
Written by Ken Keeler

I, Roommate (1999-04-06)
Written by Eric Horsted

Love's Labours Lost In Space (1999-04-13)
Written by Brian Kelley

Fear Of A Bot Planet (1999-04-20)
Written by Evan Gore,Heather Lombard

A Fishful Of Dollars (1999-04-27)
Written by Patric M. Verrone

My Three Suns (1999-05-04)
Written by J. Stewart Burns

A Big Piece Of Garbage (1999-05-11)
Written by Lewis Morton

Hell Is Other Robots (1999-05-18)
Written by Eric Kaplan

Series 2

A Flight To Remember (1999-09-26)
Written by Eric Horsted

Mars University (1999-10-03)
Written by J. Stewart Burns

When Aliens Attack (1999-11-07)
Written by Ken Keeler

Fry And The Slurm Factory (1999-11-14)
Written by Lewis Morton

I Second That Emotion (1999-11-21)
Written by Patric M. Verrone

Brannigan, Begin Again (1999-11-28)
Written by Lewis Morton

A Head In The Polls (1999-12-12)
Written by J. Stewart Burns

Xmas Story (1999-12-19)
Written by David X. Cohen

Why Must I Be A Crustacean In Love (2000-02-06)
Written by Eric Kaplan

Put Your Head On My Shoulder (2000-02-13)
Written by Ken Keeler

The Lesser Of Two Evils (2000-02-20)
Written by Eric Horstead

Raging Bender (2000-02-27)
Written by Lewis Morton

A Bicyclops Built For Two (2000-03-19)
Written by Eric Kaplan

How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back (2000-04-02)
Written by Bill Odenkirk

A Clone Of My Own (2000-04-09)
Written by Patric M. Verrone

The Deep South (2000-04-16)
Written by J. Stewart Burns

Bender Gets Made (2000-04-30)
Written by Eric Horstead

The Problem With Popplers (2000-05-07)
Written by Patric M. Verrone

Mother's Day (2000-05-14)
Written by Lewis Morton

Anthlogy Of Interest I (2000-05-21)
Written by Eric Rogers,Ken Keeler,David X. Cohen

Series 3

The Honking (2000-11-05)
Written by Ken Keeler

War Is The H Word (2000-11-26)
Written by Eric Horsted

The Cryonic Woman (2000-12-03)
Written by J. Stewart Burns

Parasites Lost (2001-01-21)
Written by Eric Kaplan

Amazon Women In The Mood (2001-02-04)
Written by Lewis Morton

Bendless Love (2001-02-11)
Written by Eric Horsted

The Day The Earth Stood Stupid (2001-02-18)
Written by Jeff Westbrook,David X. Cohen

That's Lobstertainment! (2001-02-25)
Written by Patric M. Verrone

The Birdbot Of IceCatraz (2001-03-04)
Written by Dan Vebber

Luck Of The Fryrish (2001-03-11)
Written by Ron Weiner

The Cyber House Rules (2001-04-01)
Written by Lewis Morton

Insane In The Mainframe (2001-04-08)
Written by Bill Odenkirk

Bendin' In The Wind (2001-04-22)
Written by Eric Horsted

Time Keeps On Slipping (2001-05-06)
Written by Ken Keeler

I Dated A Robot (2001-05-13)
Written by Eric Kaplan

Series 4

Roswell That Ends Well (2001-12-09)
Written by J. Stewart Burns

A Tale Of Two Santas (2001-12-23)
Written by Bill Odenkirk

Anthology Of Interest II (2002-01-06)
Written by Lewis Morton,David X. Cohen,Jason Gorbett,Scott Kirby

Love And Rocket (2002-02-10)
Written by Dan Vebber

Leela's Homeworld (2002-02-17)
Written by Kristen Gore

Where The Buggalo Roam (2002-03-03)
Written by J. Stewart Burns

A Pharaoh To Remember (2002-03-10)
Written by Ron Weiner

Godfellas (2002-03-17)
Written by Ken Keeler

Future Stock (2002-03-31)
Written by Aaron Ehasz

A Leela Of Her Own (2002-04-07)
Written by Patric M. Verrone

30 Percent Iron Chef (2002-04-14)
Written by Jeff Westbrook

Where No Fan Has Gone Before (2002-04-21)
Written by David A. Goodman

Series 5

Crimes Of The Hot (2002-11-10)
Written by Aaron Ehasz

Jurassic Bark (2002-11-17)
Written by Eric Kaplan

The Route Of All Evil (2002-12-08)
Written by Dan Vebber

A Taste Of Freedom (2002-12-22)
Written by Eric Horsted

Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch (2003-01-12)
Written by Bill Odenkirk

Less Than Hero (2003-03-02)
Written by Ron Weiner

Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles (2003-03-30)
Written by Jeff Westbrook

The Why Of Fry (2003-04-06)
Written by David X. Cohen

The Sting (2003-06-01)
Written by Patric M. Verrone

The Farnsworth Parabox (2003-06-08)
Written by Bill Odenkirk

Three Hundred Big Boys (2003-06-15)
Written by Eric Kaplan

Spanish Fry (2003-07-13)
Written by Ron Weiner

Bend Her (2003-07-20)
Written by Mike Rowe

Obsoletely Fabulous (2003-07-27)
Written by Dan Vebber

Bender Should Not Be Allowed On Tv (2003-08-03)
Written by Lewis Morton

The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings (2003-08-10)
Written by Ken Keeler