MACHETE
Written by
Robert Rodriguez
EXT. MEXICAN CITY - DAY
Aerial over the city, flying down into a FEDERALE CAR tearing
through the slums.
Piles of garbage scatter, stray dogs scramble.
INT. FEDERALE CAR, MOVING - DAY
MACHETE (MEXICAN FEDERALE OFFICER CRUZ) drives with ROOKIE
OFFICER ERHMAN riding shotgun. A rosary swings back and forth
on the rearview mirror.
CHIEF TORREZ's yells crackle through the police radio.
TORREZ
(ON RADIO)
Officer Cruz! Stand down! Do not
attempt to take the safehouse
alone! Officer Cruz! You hear me!?
OFFICER ERHMAN
Torrez sounds mad. You going to
answer him?
Machete glares. Erhman nervously picks up the radio.
OFFICER ERHMAN (CONT'D)
On route to target, no need for
assistance.
TORREZ
(ON RADIO)
Machete, you son of a bitch! I told
you to wait! Set up a perimeter and
wait for further orders. You hear
me, Pendejo!?
Machete slowly takes the radio from Erhman. He hangs up.
EXT. MEXICAN HOTEL - DAY
Fleapit motel sits derelict at end of the street. Dead cars
on the lawn, chickens scratching in the dirt.
INT. FEDERALE CAR, MOVING - DAY
Machete guns the engine.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 2.
OFFICER ERHMAN
What are you doing? We're going to
set up a perimeter right? You heard
the boss.
Machete pulls his Machete, sticks it up to Erhman's face.
MACHETE
This is the boss.
Ehrman crosses himself.
A phalanx of ARMED GUARDS emerge from the dead cars. They
narrow their weapons at MACHETE's barrelling patrolcar.
OFFICER ERHMAN
Hijo de puta!
Machete FLOORS it directly through the DEAD CARS and right
through the FRONT WALL of the fleapit.
INT MEXICAN HOTEL, LOBBY - DAY
Erhman flies THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD into the far wall. The
car stops in front of the check-in desk.
Machete steps out. The dust clears.
More ARMED MEN stream from the office.
MACHETE sideswipes the first THUG with his MACHETE, swinging
him around to face the fire of the others.
THUG ragdolls around like a marionette long enough for
Machete to slash one of the men's wrists, sending his aim
wild and taking out the others.
INT. MEXICAN HOTEL, HALLWAY
Machete kicks open a door.
INT. MEXICAN HOTEL, ROOM
Naked girl on the bed. As if she was expecting him.
MACHETE
Get dressed.
He checks the windows.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 3.
CHICA
It's too hot for clothes.
Checks her eyes.
She's been drugged.
He lifts her, ass over his shoulder.
CHICA (CONT'D)
Hey... what's your name?
She tries to read the nametag on his uniform, upside-down.
INT. MEXICAN HOTEL, HALLWAY
A THUG with an UZI runs out spraying bullets.
Machete spins and impales his face into the wall. THUG's Uzi
falls into the girl's hands.
MORE THUGS emerge from the end of the hallway.
She absently pulls the trigger, ripping into the pursuing
men. Blood sprays the walls like Jackson Pollock.
New THUGS emerge from the front of the hallway. Machete spins
around and the girl unloads another spray.
CHICA
Oh... wow.
INT. MEXICAN HOTEL, LOBBY
The Uzi's out of ammo. The girl frowns and drops it.
The fucked-up patrolcar blocks the way out, for now. Machete
resheathes his weapon into a slit in his pants.
Girl arches her back, her crotch in Machete's face, then
slides down his front, her breasts brushing his eyes, nose,
mouth.
MACHETE
We need to go. Now.
CHICA
In what? That?
The patrolcar isn't going anywhere.
She rips open his shirt and rubs his tattoo.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 4.
CHICA (CONT'D)
That looks like me.
She reaches into his pants.
CHICA (CONT'D)
What's this long, hard thing?
MACHETE
My machete.
CHICA
Is it sharp?
Machete looks into her eyes. She smiles drunkenly.
CHICA (CONT'D)
Good.
She yanks it, drawing it into his femoral artery. Hard.
He falls to the ground. He didn't see this coming.
She kicks him backwards.
He feels life escaping him. His point of view as:
She reaches down BETWEEN HER LEGS.
Fumbles with her CROTCH.
Pulls out a small cell phone from her snatch.
CHICA (CONT'D)
(INTO PHONE)
I got him.
More life escapes him. Double crossed. He's ready to give up.
CHICA (CONT'D)
(HANGING UP)
Pobrecito.
CHIEF TORREZ steps in.
GIRL
Como hice? (Sub: How'd I do?)
TORREZ
Bueno... pero no tanto. (Sub:
Good... but not that good.)
He shoots her once; she drops, then he empties the gun into
her body, making her do a spider dance on the floor.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 5.
TORREZ (CONT'D)
You had to stick your neck where it
didn't belong, amigo.
MACHETE
Torrez?
Torrez's boot connects with Machete's face and he goes
backwards onto the floor.
A SECOND MAN enters. This is DRUGLORD.
DRUGLORD
No, not Torrez. El Santo Muerte,
pendejo. (I'm Saint Death,
pendejo.)
DRUGLORD draws a Samurai sword and SLICES Machete like
carving meat. We don't see it.
DRUGLORD (CONT'D)
Quemalo. Quemalo todo. (Sub: Burn
it. Burn it all.)
Druglord walks out. Through Machete's blurred vision we see
Torrez and other officers lighting rags dipped in bottles of
tequila and throwing them into the corners of the room.
The place goes up as they run out.
Machete crawls and collapses as the flames rise around him
AND WE
CUT TO BLACK.
TITLE CARD: THREE YEARS LATER
EXT. BORDER BRUSH COUNTRY - NIGHT
TITLE CARD: SOMEWHERE ALONG THE TEXAS BORDER
A group of ILLEGALS hunker down in the brush, creeping in the
moonlight.
One of them coughs and seizes, obviously sick. Another points
at a WATER STATION up ahead, pulling the sick man along.
Headlights of a large TRUCK appear over a ridge. A spotlight
scans the brush, catches them. ARMED MEN ride in the bed of
the truck.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 6.
MAN
I see em!
The burly driver, VON, shifts into gear and barrels down.
They scatter.
Shots from the truck hit them.
One keeps running.
They corner the last illegal. He's lit in the spotlight like
Christ on the cross, arms wide in surrender. VON smiles.
VON
Welcome to America.
Gunfire.
EXT. BUNGALOW - NIGHT
TITLE CARD: AUSTIN, TEXAS. 4:45 A.M.
INT. BUNGALOW, BATHROOM - NIGHT
ELEKTRA RIVERS, 20s, lies naked, soaking in a bubble bath.
She stretches, revealing tantalizing glimpses of her bod.
She's having her "private time," caressing every inch of her
body with a phallic loofah. She oohs and ahhs with the joys
of pleasuring herself in the tub.
Headlights appear through the venetian blinds. She stops.
Sounds of people getting out of a car, laughing, shushing
each other. Then a key in a lock, struggling to open it. A
door forcibly opens.
More sounds of fumbling and shushing.
INT. BUNGALOW, BEDROOM
Dim lights silhouette two people getting naked and getting
physical.
Lights come on. ELEKTRA stands in a bathrobe.
COUPLE are stunned. Especially since the naked woman in bed
looks just like ELEKTRA.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 7.
ELEKTRA
Jesus, Sis. How long have you known
this one? Twenty minutes?
NAKED MAN
What the fuck? You're a twin? Hot.
SIS in bed covers up.
SIS
Mind your own business.
ELEKTRA
I'm trying to. I've got to get
ready for work. And you're in my
room.
NAKED MAN
Whoa, whoa. Why don't you join us?
ELEKTRA
What a charmer. You sure know how
to pick `em, Sis.
SIS
Fuck off.
(TO MAN)
Get out.
NAKED MAN
What?
SIS
You've been kicked off the island.
Get the fuck out.
Naked Man cold-cocks Sis. She's out.
NAKED MAN
Talk nice. And you--get that robe
off and get up here.
ELEKTRA
Sure thing. I like a man who takes
control.
She sidles up to the man, straddles him in bed, pushes his
hands up to the bedrail and snaps the cuffs on him, cuffing
him to the bed.
NAKED MAN
What the fuck?
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 8.
ELEKTRA
You're under arrest, dick.
She pulls a handgun from her robe, pistolwhips him good.
NAKED MAN
You're a cop?
She hits speed-dial on a cellphone.
ELEKTRA
Yeah, this is Agent Elektra Rivers,
Homeland Security. I could use some
unis at the corner of Newning and
Drake for an assault. Suspect in
custody.
NAKED MAN
You're fucking hot.
ELEKTRA
(clicking phone shut)
Yeah. Thanks. I gotta get dressed
now.
NAKED MAN
Can I watch?
ELEKTRA
Suit yourself.
She strips off the robe, giving him an eyeful.
EXT. BUNGALOW - DAY
Cops take the naked man into custody. Elektra, badge on her
suit, gets into her car. Sis appears in the doorway holding a
steak to her face. She lowers it, revealing a black eye.
SIS
Have a nice day, bitch.
ELEKTRA
You too, slut.
Elektra drives away. Sis shuts the door.
EXT. ELEKTRA'S CAR, MOVING - DAY
Elektra drives. Flicks on the radio.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 9.
RADIO ANNOUNCER
State Senator John McLaughlin is
once again under investigation for
his ties to an extremist militia
organization in the capitol city--
Switching radio to her favorite song as she speeds by--
EXT. DAY LABORER PICKUP SPOT - DAY
Men mill about, waiting to be picked up for work as trucks roll by.
MACHETE,; older and tougher, strides down the sidewalk.
A TACO TRUCK honks and pulls to the curb.
A window opens. A gorgeous raven haired beauty, LUZ,
stretches out.
LUZ
Cafe! Taquitos! Tarjetas de
llamada! (Sub: Coffee! Tacos! Long-
distance calling cards!)
Men walk up and get their breakfast.
Machete strides by.
Moco, a worker, approaches the taco truck.
MOCO
Q-vole, Luz! Dos taquitos de papas
con, por fa. Y cafe. (Sub: What's
up, Luz? Two potato and egg tacos,
please. And coffee.)
He digs into the steaming plate of Migas.
Luz's MINI BULLDOG PANCHO runs up and barks.
Moco throws him some chorizo. He scarfs it up.
LUZ
Pancho vamanos! Leave him alone.
MOCO
It's OK Luz. You gotta feed your
little man, he's hungry.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 10.
LUZ
He's a fat fuck, don't do nothing
and eats all day, like my last
husband.
MOCO
Orale, you ain't getting married
again with that attitude.
LUZ
Thank god. Why buy the pig when I
can get the chorizo for free?
MOCO
Puta.
LUZ
EAT ME
Moco pulls out a hundred dollar bill and slides it across the
counter to her.
Their smiles turn serious.
Luz hands Moco a brown box to go.
LUZ (CONT'D)
Be careful mi amor,and don't leave
no scraps.
Moco looks inside; It's a .357 Magnum
She hands him a french fry box filled with bullets. Moco
takes the gear and leaves.
MOCO
Thanks Luz, Hasta luego.
LUZ
Via con dios.
Luz notices MACHETE, standing away from the crowd, She waves
him over.
LUZ (CONT'D)
Looking for something?
She pushes two tacos and a coffee toward him. He shakes his
head no.
LUZ (CONT'D)
Maņana me pages. (Sub: You can pay
me tomorrow.)
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 11.
Machete takes the food, steps aside.
EXT. ALLEY - DAY
Men circle in an alleyway, laying money down on the ground,
placing bets on the two fighters in the makeshift ring.
One is a brawny thug with a neck like a tree trunk. The other
is strong, but not big.
Brawny Thug makes quick work of his opponent. The men cheer.
Brawny Thug's HANDLER coaxes the crowd for another opponent.
Machete walks into the alley. Brawny Thug points at him.
HANDLER
He wants you.
Machete keeps walking.
HANDLER (CONT'D)
$500 if you lose. $2000 if you win.
Machete keeps walking.
HANDLER (CONT'D)
Hey, you, wetback! You're gonna
kiss off $500 for five minutes?
Machete stops.
Rico, a WORKER, lays a fistful of bills on the ground.
RICO
A hundred on the new guy!
HANDLER takes the money, makes a note. Bets start flying as
money changes hands.
RICO (CONT'D)
Orale! Come on!
A Benz pulls up into the alley, and a bearded man wearing
sunglasses steps out, still in the shadows, watching from a
distance.
Machete and the brawny thug fist fight bareknuckled. Brawny
gets in several good punches, knocking Machete about, but
Machete comes from behind to lay him out.
Brawny falls on his face with a sickening crunch.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 12.
The crowd goes wild. Rico pockets his winnings. Machete grabs
his and walks off around the corner.
EXT. ALLEY - DAY
Machete is followed by two of Brawny's gangster friends.
Another steps in front of him.
BRUNO
Hey man, that was some good work
back there. Let me borrow some
money.
Machete walks around him. Bruno blocks his path and
sticks a Glock in Machete's face.
BRUNO (CONT'D)
Hand it over.
The two gangsters behind Machete pull switchblades.
GANGSTER ONE
Don't make us carve you up farmer.
A standoff as Machete stares. They all turn when they hear...
LUZ
I do the carving around here
pendejos.
BRUNO
(SPANISH)
What the fuck is this? Get back to
the kitchen chica.
Luz drops her apron and gives them an eyeful. Her tan body is
barely covered in cut offs and a blouse. She makes Daisy Duke
look like Jabba the Hutt.
A CLEAVER is in her manicured hand. She waves him over.
LUZ
Come to mami.
Gangster One lunges at her. Luz chops into his shoulder
Bruno is distracted, Machete grabs his gun;beats him with it.
Her dog Pancho bites their ankles.
Luz takes out the others with lightning quick moves.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 13.
The gangsters lay beaten, moaning on the ground.
Machete and Luz share a look and part ways.
EXT. STREET CORNER - DAY
A MERCEDES BENZ rolls down the street and stops by Machete.
The DRIVER of the BENZ points at him.
BENZ
You.
Another worker scrabbles to the window.
BENZ (CONT'D)
Not you, Ragged Dick. Him.
The worker steps aside. Machete walks up.
BENZ (CONT'D)
Get in.
Luz watches Machete leave.
INT. CAR, DRIVING - DAY
Benz drives, Machete rides shotgun.
BENZ
You speak English?
MACHETE
$70 a day for yardwork. Hundred for
roofing. One-twenty-five for
septic. Sewage.
BENZ
$125?
MACHETE
I cost the most, because I'm the
best there is.
BENZ
Naturally.
They drive by a CATHOLIC CHURCH. A Mexican-American PADRE
sweeps the steps.
BENZ (CONT'D)
You can call me Benz.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 14.
MACHETE
Like the car.
BENZ
You're sharp. That's right. Just
like the car.
MACHETE
What are you looking for, Mr. Benz?
BENZ
Have you ever killed anyone before?
Machete eyes the church as they drive by.
EXT. PARKING GARAGE - DAY
The Benz parks underground. They take a freight elevator up
to the office.
INT. WAREHOUSE OFFICE
Benz hits the lights. The place is nice. Machete don't care.
BENZ
Drink?
Benz pours two tequila shots. They shoot em.
BENZ (CONT'D)
Like angels pissing down my throat.
Benz points Machete to sit behind the desk.
He flips open a manila folder, inside is an 8 X 10 of a well-
dressed 40-something man.
BENZ (CONT'D)
Do you know this man?
Machete shakes his head no.
BENZ (CONT'D)
State Senator John McLaughlin,
Independent from Cocksucker County.
As you know, illegal immigrants
such as yourself are being forced
out of our country at an alarming
rate. If he had his druthers, he'd
ship you back to old Meh-Hee-Co.
That's his platform: Ship `em back.
(MORE)
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 15.
BENZ (CONT'D)
But first, he'd make you build a
wall along the border for no pay.
Not so much as a thank you then get
the fuck out.
Benz sees this doesn't impress Machete.
BENZ (CONT'D)
What?
MACHETE
That doesn't sound like your
problem.
BENZ
That's where you're wrong, friend.
What our senator fails to realize
is that this country runs on
illegal labor. Thrives on it. Keeps
costs down, keeps the wheels
moving. Bust that, and the world
stops turning. You've chaos and
shit.
MACHETE
What do you want me to do?
BENZ
For the good of both our peoples,
our new senator must die. And for
that I will pay you $150,000 cash.
INT. INNER ROOM
Benz flicks the lights. Tables are laid out with weaponry.
Machete walks past the automatics and blades. He stops at a
machete.
BENZ
You like the machete, huh? Strictly
low-tech, but good close-up, or if
you're trying to make a
particularly brutal point. But it's
entirely unsuited to our purposes.
Here. Have a look at this.
He shows him an unassembled sniper rifle. As he lists the
specs, he snaps it together perfect.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 16.
BENZ (CONT'D)
(specific dialogue about the
weapon, the laser-sight on it, the
ammo it uses, then) Cheer up,
Charlie. This is your golden
ticket.
Benz drops a hollow point sniper shell into Machete's hand.
EXT. STREET IN FRONT OF CHURCH - DAY
Machete walks past, the briefcase in one hand, rifle case in
the other. Families have gathered on the front steps after a
baptism. PADRE shakes hands with the parishioners. Seems to
recognize Machete, but when he looks again, Machete's gone.
EXT. DAY LABORER PICKUP SPOT - DAY
Machete steps up to the taco truck and sets the locked
briefcase on the counter.
LUZ
(SMILING)
You still owe me, amigo. Two tacos
y cafe. What's this?
MACHETE
Collateral.
Machete walks away.
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM
Senator JOHN MCLAUGHLIN sits while a foppish Italian cuts his
hair.
A REPORTER sits across from him.
REPORTER
But isn't this anti-immigration
platform a hard sell in this part
of the country, where so many
voters have strong ethnic
backgrounds?
MCLAUGHLIN
Not at all. Those voters are here
legally.
(MORE)
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 17.
MCLAUGHLIN (CONT'D)
It cheapens their experience, their
hard work, to have people jumping
the border, taking advantage of
loopholes in our system. It makes a
mockery of everything they've
worked for and turns it into a big
steaming pile of--
A hand covers the reporter's recorder. It's Benz.
BENZ
Thank you, that'll be all.
The reporter half-smiles. Benz ushers her out and turns to
the hairdresser.
BENZ (CONT'D)
Who the fuck is this?
MCLAUGHLIN
It's Mario. He's my goddamn
hairdresser.
BENZ
Get out. Get the fuck out.
Mario leaves.
MCLAUGHLIN
I've got to look good for my
constituency.
BENZ
You're in here with a reporter and
a fucking shampoo queen, for Christ
sake.
MCLAUGHLIN
Mario's the best.
BENZ
People want to know you're one of
them. From now on, No manicures, no
massages, no English tailored
suits.
MCLAUGHLIN
Who died up your ass, Benz? I'm
elected, you sonofabitch. The
people have spoken, by a slim
margin maybe, but they picked me.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 18.
BENZ
And they'll be picking through your
trash looking for a reason to fuck
you up. I'm doing everything I can
to make your Von problem go away.
Don't add more fuel to the fire.
MCLAUGHLIN
Von... that fat sonofabitch. What
does he say?
BENZ
I don't give a damn. As long as he
lays low and doesn't take a step
out of his little tree fort, he and
his boys can play soldier till Hell
freezes over.
EXT. ABANDONED NATIONAL GUARD ARMORY - DAY
Trucks and military surplus vehicles are lining up and moving
out.
VON, driving a big truck, prepares to leave the premises.
Shades and a cigar. MAN riding shotgun looks uncomfortable.
MAN
Maybe we shouldn't be doing this,
Von. Not with the heat we're under.
VON
"Congress shall make no law
abridging the right of the people
peaceably to assemble, and to
petition the Government for a
redress of grievances." Do you know
what that's from?
MAN
The Constitution?
VON
The First Fuckin Amendment
"Congress shall make no law
abridging the right of the people
peaceably to assemble, and to
petition the Government for a
redress of grievances." I would
like to assemble peaceably as I
have some grievances to redress.
Now is that all right with you?
Man stands down. Puts on his cap. It says "FREEDOM FORCE."
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 19.
The trucks roll out.
EXT./INT. DOWNTOWN BUILDING - DAY
Machete in JANITOR uniform pushes a mop and bucket to the
elevator and steps inside.
A woman in a business suit, hair pinned back and glasses
stops the elevator door.
WOMAN
You!
Machete freezes.
WOMAN (CONT'D)
You're not Cisco. You're new here,
aren't you? Well, one of the
toilets in the ladies' is busted
again, and you need to clean it up
snappy.
MACHETE
This is Cisco's floor. I'm on 11.
WOMAN
But this is an emergency!
MACHETE
Find Cisco.
The elevator doors shut.
EXT. TOHO JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE - DAY
ELEKTRA enters.
INT. TOP FLOOR, ROOF ACCESS
Machete wheels a mop and bucket. He pulls a plastic bag out
of the gray water and enters the stairwell.
EXT. ROOFTOP
Machete slips the pieces of the rifle out of the plastic bag
and assembles them. He preps for the kill.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 20.
EXT. COURTHOUSE STEPS - DAY
Throngs of people are gathered to hear the Senator's speech.
The citizen militia led by Von carry signs of support for
McLaughlin and other anti-immigration slogans. They wear caps
marked "FREEDOM FORCE."
Across the street, a counterprotest group assembles with
signs of their own. Luz's TACO TRUCK is there.
SPEAKER
We're at a crossroads in this great
land, and one man has the vision to
see us into the future.
MILITIA MAN
(APPLAUDING)
Our man's up next.
VON
It's a great day in America, Amen.
Benz stands among the crowd, the brim of a cowboy hat shading
his eyes.
SPEAKER
Please join me in welcoming our
great State Senator John
McLaughlin!
McLaughlin stands at the podium. Behind him hangs a banner:
LAND OF THE FREE, NOT THE FREELOADERS. The crowds punctuate
his speech with cheers.
MCLAUGHLIN
Make no mistake, my friends: We are
at WAR. Every time an illegal
sneaks across the border by dark of
night it is an act of aggression
against the United States. And I
submit to you, it is an overt act
of TERRORISM. These people are
TERRORISTS.
Cheers swell in the crowd, spiked with boos and jeers from
across the street.
EXT. ROOFTOP - DAY
Machete readies the sniper rifle and aims down at his target.
Something catches his eye-a glint of a reflection-as he spots-
...
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 21.
ANOTHER SNIPER across the way, aiming another SNIPER RIFLE
directly at HIM.
MACHETE lets off two quick rounds and the SNIPER lets off
three shots in rapid succession and one of them catches
Machete in the shoulder. He flips onto his back and out of
the other sniper's line of sight.
EXT. COURTHOUSE STEPS - DAY
Down below, Machete's bullet has grazed McLaughlin's cheek.
The second bullet has shattered McLaughlin's shin. The throng
scrambles for cover as armed guards draw their weapons and
scan the skies.
INT. TOP FLOOR, ROOF ACCESS
Machete zips up the gray coveralls but the blood starts to
seep through. He pushes the mop and bucket and a small
trickle of blood runs down the mop handle from where it leans
against Machete's shoulder and into the bucket.
He walks briskly to the elevator and slips inside.
INT. ELEVATOR
The elevator stops on the sixth floor. A GUARD enters,
talking on a 2-way.
GUARD
(INTO RADIO)
Roger. I'm on my way.
Machete pushes the bucket and mop out. The guard notices
blood on the floor.
GUARD (CONT'D)
Hey!
He reaches for Machete but Machete pulls a hidden blade from
the mop handle and jacks the guy with quick, sharp thrusts
into his neck. The guard slides backwards into the elevator
as the door closes.
INT. SIXTH FLOOR
Machete pushes the bucket and mop towards an open office.
There's a fire escape out the window. He heads towards it.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 22.
INT. DOWNTOWN BUILDING, GROUND FLOOR
Elevator opens as the WOMAN complaining about the toilets
earlier steps in and sees GUARD lying in pool of BLOOD. She
SCREAMS.
EXT. COURTHOUSE STEPS - DAY
Frantic down there, as a fight breaks out between Von's anti-
immigration militia and pro-immigrant protesters.
Benz grabs McLaughlin and funnels him into a waiting
limousine. The limo screeches as it speeds away.
INT. LIMOUSINE, MOVING
Benz presses his jacket against the bloody wound at
McLaughlin's leg.
MCLAUGHLIN
The fuck was that?
BENZ
I'd say it was a fucking gift from
the Gods.
MCLAUGHLIN
What are you talking about?
BENZ
Get ready for your numbers to rise
like Lazarus. A thousand bucks says
it was some bean-eating wetback
just took a potshot at you. It will
put the fear of God into the ethics
commission. Now we get you to the
hospital, you make your bedside
speech and you're set.
McLaughlin looks at Benz, taking it all in.
MCLAUGHLIN
Fix me a goddamn drink.
EXT. FIRE ESCAPE - DAY
Machete rockets down the fire escape.
He lands and a COP smashes the back of his head with a
Shotgun butt.
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Machete flies into garbage cans.
Shotguns pump.
He looks up. Two cops have shotguns pointed at his head.
PATROLMAN
Go ahead Jorge, I'll grease your
chips all over this fucking alley!
One of the cops cuffs him and shoves him into the backseat of
a patrol car.
PATROLMAN (CONT'D)
It's going to turn into a lynch mob
if we don't get him out of here
now.
The patrolmen drive away; A TV CREW spots them and jumps
into their van to give chase.
INT. PATROL CAR, MOVING
The two patrolmen are young, hyped.
PATROLMAN
This is fucking big. This guy took
a shot at a Representative.
COP
Senator.
PATROLMAN
Same fucking thing. He could die,
and we caught him.
COP
Yeah, we did. They're gonna hang
him like Saddam.
PATROLMAN
We're fuckin' heroes, buddy.
The patrol car zips in and out of traffic.
COP
I'm gonna call it in. Unless you
want to do it.
PATROLMAN
No. You go ahead. You're good at
it.
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COP
What the fuck is that supposed to
mean? That I'm not good at the
action stuff? Just the pussy stuff?
PATROLMAN
Did I fuckin' say that?
COP
Did you fuckin' mean it?
PATROLMAN
Look, you and me both apprehended
this fuckin' suspect. We frisked
him and we cuffed him and now we're
bringin' him downtown. We're gonna
get a medal for this.
COP
I didn't frisk him.
PATROLMAN
Yeah, you did.
COP
I'm telling you. I didn't frisk
him. You must have done it.
PATROLMAN
I didn't frisk him. I thought you--
Suddenly, a bolus of BLOOD appears at the driver's mouth.
COP
Jesus fuck! What's wrong, man?
In the backseat, Machete has his MACHETE in his cuffed hands,
stuck through the driver's seat and into the guy's chest.
Machete twists the blade and the driver turns the wheel in
the direction -- MACHETE is STEERING THE CAR from the
BACKSEAT with the MACHETE stuck through the DRIVER!
PATROLMAN
(SPITTING BLOOD)
Oh, fuck!
His foot goes like iron to the floor, gunning the engine.
COP
Slow down, man!
Machete jerks the blade to one side and the COP CAR veers
into oncoming traffic.
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COP (CONT'D)
Holy shit!
The cop tries to grab the wheel but Machete jerks the blade
in the opposite direction and the COP CAR wrecks, spilling
sideways and sliding across the pavement.
Machete slides out through the busted glass and frees his
hands on the blade, then limps towards--
EXT. ALLEYWAY - DAY
TV VAN jerks to a halt and the cameraman gets footage of the
cop car wreckage and of Machete miraculously walking away.
TV REPORTER hurries to catch up and describe the scene.
INT. TOHO JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE
ELEKTRA looks up from her teriyaki and martini to the muted
TV mounted on the wall.
ELEKTRA
Hey, turn that up, would you?
TV REPORTER
(ON TV)
...at the scene of an incredible
accident just moments after the
attempt on State Senator
McLaughlin's life and we're not
sure if this individual was in
custody or was hit by the vehicle
but he appears to be injured--
EXT. ALLEYWAY
The COP CAR ignites its spilled gas.
TV REPORTER
Holy fuck!
The car blows, sending them flying backwards into the side of
the TV TRUCK.
Machete is thrown by the explosion into BLACKOUT.
INT. TOHO JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE
Elektra's phone rings. It's her BOSS.
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ELEKTRA
I'm watching it.
BOSS
(ON PHONE)
Don't watch it. Get on it now! I
want that suspect.
ELEKTRA
What do you know?
BOSS
I only know what you know, and
right know, you don't know dick.
ELEKTRA
I'm gone, relax.
EXT. ALLEYWAY/INT. SNIPER'S CAR, MOVING - DAY
SNIPER who took a shot at MACHETE watches as the cops sift
through the mess left behind.
SNIPER
(ON PHONE)
I think he's toast.
BENZ
(ON PHONE)
Don't think. Know. Check the
hospital. Check the morgue. Fucking
verify.
ELEKTRA arrives. SNIPER gets an eyeful as she crosses the
yellow tape barrier.
SNIPER
(HANGING UP)
Now that's what I call a fuckable
ass.
SNIPER drives off.
INT. COUNTY MEDICAL HOSPITAL ROOM - NIGHT
COUNTY MEDICAL is noisy and dirty.
A SEXY SPANISH NURSE wheels Machete down the corridor and
into a room.
Her tattoos poke out from under her tiny nurse uniform.
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NURSE
(quietly in Spanish)
They don't know you're here yet.
You were brought in as a Juan Doe.
Innocent bystander.
He's barely conscious; his vision blurred.
INT. COUNTY MEDICAL HOSPITAL ROOM
DOC FELIX checks X-Rays. Nurse gives him a kiss.
NURSE
Here he is, Doc.
DOC FELIX
Good girl.
She bends over and gives Doc an eyeful.
NURSE
Hey Doc... I can feel your eyeballs
in my uterus.
Doc slips a surgical glove on.
DOC FELIX
Let's investigate that.
Machete coughs into semi-consciousness.
DOC FELIX (CONT'D)
Oh hey, the hero has awoken. Check
it out.
(Holds up X-Rays)
This is amazing. You can see the
bullet rebounded, entered the back
of the cranium and was stopped by
another bullet already lodged in
the bone. I've never seen anything
like it. If he hadn't been shot
before he would be dead now.
There's a lesson in there
somewhere...
A GRUFF SECURITY GUARD walks in and HANDCUFFS Machete to the
side of the gurney.
SECURITY GUARD
You're going to tell me who you're
working for or I'll bury your spic
ass and have your wife turning
tricks for tacos by breakfast.
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DOC FELIX
Hey, buddy. This is a patient of
mine. He's in a fragile state. He's
got a bullet in his cranium.
SECURITY GUARD
This wetback tried to kill the
Senator, Doc! It's all over the TV.
DOC FELIX
Yeah? In that case you better let
me keep him alive so you can beat
the truth out of him. And collect
the reward.
The Guard lightens up.
SECURITY GUARD
You're alright, Doc. You know how
it is, they take our welfare money.
There ain't none left for us decent
folk... Now you get him lucid so I
can torture him good.
DOC FELIX
Lucid. That's a good word. Go get a
coffee and donut out in the lobby.
I'll come get you when he's ready.
SECURITY GUARD
I'll be waiting.
He leaves. Doc locks the door.
Nurse pulls a leather pouch out from under her garter belt.
Inside are three hypodermic needles; Orange, Red and Black.
INT. HOSPITAL LOBBY
Sniper and two THUGS pass SECURITY GUARD making a mess of a
powdered donut.
INT. COUNTY MEDICAL HOSPITAL ROOM
Doc uncaps the Orange syringe.
Machete struggles.
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DOC FELIX
(IN PERFECT SPANISH)
Don't worry, amigo, this is not my
country. I'm from Cuba; one hundred
percent. She's from Puerto Rico.
We're all Children of the Sun.
The Nurse gives Machete a kiss, Doc slaps her ass.
DOC FELIX (CONT'D)
Leave him alone.
(BEAT)
Now these are my friends.
(taps the needles)
They will cheer you up special
until these bullet holes feel like
little butterfly kisses.
The Nurse blows a kiss at them.
Doc stabs the Orange one into Machete's arm.
Machete's eyes SNAP open.
The heart monitor speeds up.
Doc tosses the needle into the trash can and pulls out the
Red one.
DOC FELIX (CONT'D)
This one here...
The GUARD bangs on the door.
SECURITY GUARD (0.C.)
Hurry up in there!
Doc Felix panics.
DOC FELIX
...is for me.
He stabs his own leg with it.
DOC FELIX (CONT'D)
Oh wow, that hit the spot... all
the spots!
Doc's head vibrates.
The GUARD bangs the door.
DOC FELIX (CONT'D)
This one, I call this one "Popeye."
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Felix stabs the Black into Machete's leg.
He jolts awake and breaks his shackles.
The heart monitor EXPLODES.
The GUARD KICKS the door in. Machete knocks him out.
Machete peeks from the doorway.
SNIPER and his men walking up.
He shuts the door. He's cornered.
MACHETE
Another way out?
DOC FELIX
Wait, I got something.
Doc hands him a wicked tool made of long curved surgical
steel called a--
DOC FELIX (CONT'D)
SKULL SCRAPER. We use this to
scrape the bones clean. It cuts
through flesh like butta.
Machete slips the Nurses belt off and STRAPS the surgical
tool to his arm like captain hook.
MACHETE
Thanks.
DOC FELIX
Vaya con Dios.
EXT. HOSPITAL CORRIDOR
Doc and his Nurse cruise past the approaching Henchmen.
INT. HOSPITAL ROOM
Machete clamps an OXYGEN CANISTER to the back of the gurney.
Lays on it and shoots the valve.
It EXPLODES him through the door.
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EXT. HOSPITAL CORRIDOR
Machete soars down the hall with a FIREBALL behind him.
He blasts henchmen as he flies by, the corridor of windows
shatters. SNIPER ducks for cover.
His HOOK ARM SLICES a man's belly open.
Machete CRASHES through a window at the end of the corridor.
EXT. HOSPITAL - NIGHT
Machete FALLS ten stories.
INT. CAR - NIGHT
A middle aged couple is having a nice drive listening to the
local RUSH LIMBAUGH spew vitriol about illegals.
They look up, smiles fade.
COUPLES POV : Machete falls face first towards them.
He CRASHES through the windshield into their laps.
The car drives through the front window of a coffee shop.
INT. COFFEE SHOP
Machete climbs out, into the night.
EXT. COUNTRY CLUB HOSPITAL
The hospital is modern, tranquil, in sharp contrast to County
Medical. Miles Davis plays softly over the speaker system.
Elektra walks down the hallway, high heels clip-clopping.
INT. MCLAUGHLIN'S HOSPITAL ROOM
She enters. Mclaughlin is making a statement on the phone.
Benz gives her a hard look, waves her away to wait.
MCLAUGHLIN
(ON PHONE)
This act... this cowardly act...
(MORE)
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MCLAUGHLIN (CONT'D)
will not end my struggle, to keep
our country safe from those who
would destroy it. God bless
everyone who stood with me today, I
will return to the fight. And God
Bless America.
Benz takes the phone from him.
BENZ
No further statements. We only hope
that the perpetrator is brought to
swift justice in an American court.
Elektra flashes a badge at McLaughlin. Benz hangs up.
ELEKTRA
Elektra Rivers, Department of
Homeland Security.
BENZ
This is a state matter. We've
already talked to--
ELEKTRA
DHS has jurisdiction over everyone
so give it a rest, Mr--
BENZ
Booth. Michael Booth.
MCLAUGHLIN
I don't know what I can do to help
you in here, Agent Rivers. You want
to find the bastard did this, go
look for him.
ELEKTRA
I appreciate that, sir, and I
ASSURE YOU--
McLaughlin spits on her shoe.
MCLAUGHLIN
You can't assure dick. Just ask
what you want and then you can be
on your way.
She keeps her steely resolve as she pulls out a small note
pad.
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ELEKTRA
Is the shooter known to you, I
mean, did you have any warnings or
communication before today?
MCLAUGHLIN
No.
ELEKTRA looks over at Benz, gets nothing.
ELEKTRA
My expertise is in profiling and
assessing risks of potentially
dangerous individuals who are in
this country illegally.
BENZ
Looks like you missed one.
Burn. Then, not missing a beat--
ELEKTRA
Would you like additional DHS
officers assigned to your security
detail?
BENZ
The senator is trying to project an
image of resilience, not fear. Now
I'm sure you'll agree, the Senator
has had a very trying day.
ELEKTRA
Here's my card, in case you change
your mind. Or you think of anything
else.
She hands Benz her card.
BENZ
You'll be the first person I call.
Elektra leaves and Benz drops the card in the trash.
EXT. BACK ALLEY - NIGHT
Machete runs down alleys, slowing, tired.
LUZ'S TACO TRUCK sits at the end of the alley. Machete
approaches as Luz is cleaning up.
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LUZ
Hijo de la chingada. What happened
to you?
EXT. COFFEE SHOP - NIGHT
SNIPER surveys the damage.
HENCHMAN
Booth isn't going to like this.
What are we going to tell him?
Beat.
SNIPER
(CALM)
"Oops."
EXT. LUZ'S GARAGE, DRIVEWAY - NIGHT
The TACO TRUCK pulls into a garage.
INT. BEDROOM, LUZ'S HOUSE
Luz helps Machete to the bed.
LUZ
You'll be safe here.
INT. KITCHEN
Luz sets a pot to boil with all kinds of herbs.
INT. BEDROOM
Luz returns with the boiling pot and sets the briefcase down.
MACHETE
Did you open it?
LUZ
No.
Machete nods and Luz opens it. It's filled with cut
newspaper. She shows him.
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LUZ (CONT'D)
Nothing worth nothing here, unless
you were going to make a pinata.
Now lie back.
Machete lays down.
Luz scoops the boiling goop onto his wounds.
LUZ (CONT'D)
You know what this is, right?
Machete nods yes.
LUZ (CONT'D)
Works every time. When the sun
rises, you'll be good.
Machete feels her long legs up.
MACHETE
I don't know about that.
LUZ
Cuidado, chico. You might burn
yourself.
She places a Mexican blanket on him.
MACHETE
Why are you helping me?
LUZ
You know why Machete.
MACHETE
You know me?
LUZ
No, but I know the myth of the last
honest cop in Mexico.
MACHETE
The myth might be better.
LUZ
Cada uno lleva su cruz (sub. We
each have our cross to bear)
Machete pulls her down onto him.
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EXT. ELEKTRA'S BUNGALOW - NIGHT
Elektra drives into the driveway. There's a Texas Ranger
pickup already there.
ELEKTRA
Good. Now I can get some answers.
INT. ELEKTRA'S BUNGALOW
Elektra comes in. Place looks deserted.
ELEKTRA
McGraw? McGraw, are you here?
No answer.
Elektra unholsters her sidearm, and scopes the place out.
Thumping coming from the bedroom.
She assumes her best vigilant stance and kicks open the door.
INT. ELEKTRA'S BEDROOM
Ranger MCGRAW (late 20s) lies in bed while SIS rides him like
a cowgirl should, not missing a beat.
ELEKTRA
Goddamnit! You're fucking my
sister?
MCGRAW
Your sister? Holy shit. I thought
it was you.
ELEKTRA
Fuckin' liar.
Sis rides on, not giving a shit.
ELEKTRA (CONT'D)
Did you at least get me the files?
MCGRAW
Sure I did.
McGraw is preoccupied with the business at hand.
ELEKTRA
Well, where the hell are they?
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MCGRAW
Uh... uh... uhh...
ELEKTRA
Never mind. I see `em.
She snatches a file from the bedside table.
ELEKTRA (CONT'D)
If you need me, I'll be in the
bath. Slut.
SIS
Bitch.
Elektra exits. McGraw howls.
EXT. BENZ'S ESTATE - DAY
Benz's home is a nice ranch-style spread.
INT. BENZ'S ESTATE, DINING ROOM
Benz sits at the head of the table eating with his wife, JUNE
and daughter, APRIL.
JUNE
The nerve. An honest, dedicated
American like John. What on earth
were they thinking?
BENZ
They weren't, dear. They weren't.
JUNE
I worry more about April. What kind
of world are we leaving her?
APRIL
I think Cole is going to ask me to
marry him.
JUNE
Oh, honey that's--
APRIL
But I don't want to marry him.
JUNE
Terrible.
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APRIL
I mean, look at me. I'm not ready
for that kind of commission.
BENZ
Commitment.
APRIL
That either. I have priorities.
JUNE
Good for you.
BENZ
School, career. Those come first.
APRIL
I'm talking about my modeling.
BENZ
You're a beautiful girl, April, but
that's a tough nut to crack.
APRIL
No it isn't. Do you know how many
hits I've gotten on my website?
BENZ
You have a website?
(TO JUNE)
She has a website. You know about
this?
June nods yes.
APRIL
I know what the online public
wants, and they want me. All of me.
Cole's just going to have to wait.
Benz sees Sniper coming up the driveway.
BENZ
We'll talk about this later. I'll
be in my office.
Benz walks off.
JUNE
(whispering to April)
Are there cute guys on there? You
need me to inspect them I think.
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APRIL
(WHISPERING)
No way! You're such a slut, Mom!
You're a Cougar slut!
They laugh.
INT. BENZ'S OFFICE
Benz enters to find Sniper already there, pouring himself a
drink. TV is on mute in the background.
BENZ
I hope you've got something to
celebrate.
Artist's sketch of MACHETE fills the TV screen.
SNIPER
He's off the grid. Sonofabitch
disappeared.
Benz points to a map of the city on his desk.
BENZ
I picked him up here. Find out if
anyone's seen him. He couldn't have
done it on his own. He has help.
Find the help.
INT. LUZ'S HOUSE - DAY
Machete wakes up, alone.
A note on the pillow reads - breakfast in oven.
CUT TO:
INT. KITCHEN - MORNING
Machete opens the oven door and takes out a plate of steaming
MIGAS.
He eats and looks around at Luz's pictures on the walls; Luz
as a young girl on a farm in Mexico, Protesting at a
university, Newspaper articles about the riots, in Rebel gear
in the mountains, the pictures reveal a serious past behind
the hot taco lady.
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EXT. DRUGLORD'S SPRAWLING RANCH, MEXICO - DAY
A TRUCK is waved through the gate by armed guards.
INT. DRUGLORD'S BEDROOM
Druglord being serviced by a trio of women.
TORREZ, older, enters. DRUGLORD is unfazed, keeps right on
trucking.
TORREZ
He's alive.
Druglord stops in mid-fuck.
DRUGLORD
Go.
The first girl leaves off.
DRUGLORD (CONT'D)
All of you.
The other girls follow her and exit.
DRUGLORD (CONT'D)
Where?
TORREZ
Texas.
DRUGLORD
Take all the men you need. But
bring him back alive. I want to
kill him with my own hands.
INT. GOVERNMENT OFFICES, TEXAS - DAY
Elektra sits at her desk, going over Machete's file. Photos
of Machete in Federale uniform, mugshots of YOUNG MACHETE.
Pulls a sheet that reads: PSYCHIATRIC EVALUATION in Spanish.
ELEKTRA
(TO HERSELF)
"Problems with authority. Prone to
violence. Fatalistic, ruled by a
sense of destiny and purpose."
BEGIN FLASHBACK
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EXT. MEXICAN SLUMS - DAY
Dirt streets. Cinder-block houses with tin roofs.
YOUNG MACHETE, 8, long hair, plays swordfighter in the street
with a stalk of sugar cane.
ELEKTRA
(v.o.)
"Father was a preacher who butted
heads with the local drug baron."
Low Angle, slo mo - PREACHER DAD with a sign around his neck
and waving a Bible, shouting wordlessly. There are hypodermic
needles in the street at his feet. He kicks them away.
ELEKTRA (CONT'D)
(v.o.)
"Inherited sense of destiny from
father."
INT. MEXICO, PRIMITIVE DRUG LAB
Barefoot women cut white powder.
Preacher Dad bursts in with a Bible in one hand and a lit
TORCH in the other. Shouting in Spanish. Women scatter as he
sets fire to everything inside.
EXT. MEXICO CHURCH - NIGHT
FIVE MEN walk in with clubs, bats, and a MACHETE.
THEY ATTACK Dad. BLOOD SPRAYS on the flowers.
CUT TO BLACK.
ELEKTRA
(v.o.)
"Subject was the first to find
him."
FADE UP
Young Machete walks through the gate, waving his sugar cane
sword. We see glimpses of gore as he does. CU EYES
ELEKTRA (CONT'D)
(v.o.)
"Subject developed Old Testament-
style concepts of vengeance at an
early age. Sense of righteousness."
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He drops his sugar cane sword and picks up the BLOODY MACHETE
used to kill his dad. (SLO MO)
INT. MEXICO CITY BAR - NIGHT
KILLER 1 plays foosball in the back. The ball pops into the
air.
A hand catches it; reveal young Machete.
Killer 1 reaches for the ball. Young Machete CHOPS his hand
OFF.
Killer 1 falls; another CHOP, blood sprays Young Machete's
face, he doesn't blink.
INT. PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT
KILLER 2 on the phone. He looks down at Bloody Young Machete.
MACHETE STABS the man THROUGH the GLASS booth.
EXT. PARK - NIGHT
A group of Mexicans playing late night Soccer.
The ball is kicked into the bushes.
KILLER 3 runs in to get it.
He doesn't come out.
TEAMMATE
Throw the ball back, Pendejo!
The ball FLIES out of the bushes and lands on the field...
Except it's NOT a ball! It's Killer 3's HEAD bouncing towards
them.
INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
KILLER 4 sits on the couch watching a spanish sitcom.
MED SHOT - he's laughing hysterically - His smile fades.
A stream of blood pours down between his eyes.
He falls forward revealing a knife buried in his head and
Young Machete standing calmly.
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EXT. HOUSE - NIGHT
Doorbell rings.
KILLER 5 answers in bathrobe and cigar.
Young Machete stands there, knife in hand, covered in blood.
KILLER 5
(SPANISH)
What do you want, little maricon?
What you going to do with that
knife? You think that scares me?
You think...
ELEKTRA
(v.o.)
"Subject's macabre killing methods
traced to childhood tragedy."
SLURRMP! KILLER 5's head is impaled on a wooden stake, we
are now at...
EXT. TREE HOUSE - MORNING
Pull back to reveal five heads on stakes surrounding a cute
plywood tree house.
A SWAT TEAM converges on it.
Young Machete in his Zorro pajamas eating cereal.
A TEAR GAS CANISTER flies in through the top and lands in his
cereal.
The SWAT TEAM rushes the door.
INT. PRISON CELL - DAY
A cell door SLAMS on Young Machete's face.
ELEKTRA
(v.o.)
"Recommendation: Total lockdown."
END FLASHBACK
INT. GOVERNMENT OFFICES, TEXAS - DAY
Boss enters.
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BOSS
You look like you've seen a ghost.
ELEKTRA
No. But I read the ghost's file. My
local contact Mcgraw got it from
the hot sheets down south.
BOSS
Local contact?
ELEKTRA
Ex-boyfriend. Whatever.
BOSS
And?
ELEKTRA
He's dangerous.
BOSS
I knew there was a reason we kept
you on here. It's your brilliant
insights.
ELEKTRA
I'm working on it.
BOSS
Get him. The hammer's coming down
on us hard for this, so if you fuck
up, it's not just your ass on the
chopping block, it's mine.
ELEKTRA
You want me to put this background
on the air?
BOSS
I could give a fuck. Just get him.
EXT. CHURCH - DAY
Machete walks into the church he drove by with Benz earlier.
INT. CHURCH
Machete steps into the confessional.
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INT. CONFESSIONAL
The little door slides open, wooden cross "windows" light the
scene.
MACHETE
Bless me, Padre, for I have sinned.
It's been a long fucking time since
my last confession.
PADRE
I was wondering when you were going
to show yourself. They're combing
the city for you. How long before
they get your file and track down
your stepbrother, the priest?
MACHETE
Sorry, bro. I mean, Padre.
PADRE
You were wrong to come here. How
long have you been here anyway?
MACHETE
Few weeks.
PADRE
Why didn't you come to me before?
MACHETE
Didn't need you before.
PADRE
What do you think I can do for you?
Give you absolution? You have to be
sorry for your sins, first.
MACHETE
I'm not sorry.
PADRE
I'm not surprised.
MACHETE
They used me.
PADRE
They use all of us. Welcome to the
real world.
MACHETE
They need to pay.
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PADRE
In money or blood?
MACHETE
Either. Both.
PADRE
I am a man of faith. I took a vow
of peace. You want me to help you
kill all these men?
MACHETE
Yes, bro. I mean, Padre.
PADRE
I'll see what I can do.
Padre shakes his head, makes the sign of the cross.
EXT. DAY LABORER PICKUP SPOT - DAY
Luz's taco truck in its usual spot. Luz is sitting at the
window playing with LOTERIA CARDS.
Sniper pulls up. Shows Machete's picture to men who try to
avoid him. He braces a few of them.
LUZ
Hey Culero, leave them alone. They
don't like pork.
He shows her the sketch of Machete.
SNIPER
I'm no cop. You seen this guy?
Luz flips over a LOTERIA CARD with the grim reaper. She shows
it to Sniper.
LUZ
Have you seen him?
Sniper slaps it out of her hand.
LUZ (CONT'D)
Cono,this won't end pretty.
He grabs her arm, pins it to the counter and jabs a
switchblade into it, carving out a phone number.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 47.
SNIPER
Call me when he shows or I'll carve
that pretty face of yours into a
seven layer burrito got that puta!?
He holds the switchblade up to her face and leaves.
INT. CHURCH SACRISTY
Machete follows Padre into the church sacristy, a plush
bachelor pad.
MACHETE
When I get the money, I'll give
some to the church.
PADRE
You think Jesus wants your blood
money, Judas?
Machete shrugs. Padre lights a cigar and pours them two
drinks.
PADRE (CONT'D)
How much blood money are we talking
about?
MACHETE
A hundred-fifty thousand.
PADRE
(SPIT-TAKE)
Jesus, Mary and Joseph! I want you
to say ten Our Fathers, ten Hail
Marys and ten Glory Be's, and I
want you to light a candle for Dad.
Machete eyes a bank of security monitors. Different
surveillance shots of the interior and exterior of the
church.
PADRE (CONT'D)
I had them installed last year. Too
many things were walking away from
the altar, the collection plate.
Check this out.
Padre points at a kneeler in front of a rustic altar-looking
armoire. Machete kneels.
Padre opens the armoire revealing an HD TV inside.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 48.
PADRE (CONT'D)
No time for that now. You need to
see this. I Tivo'd it earlier.
News footage of the sniper attack plays. Machete sees himself
on the big screen.
MACHETE
Stop it.
Padre pauses.
Machete picks out BENZ helping MCLAUGHLIN into the LIMO.
MACHETE (CONT'D)
That one. He's the one who hired
me. Benz.
PADRE
That's Michael Booth. McLaughlin's
aide or something. Cabrones, los
dos. Why would he hire you to kill
his boss?
The video replays part of the interview with McLaughlin from
earlier.
MCLAUGHLIN
(ON TV)
.....that I may return to the
senate and fight on.
NEWS ANCHOR
(voice-over on TV)
Polls show McLaughlin's numbers are
surging since the assassination
attempt and officials say they've
put a hold on the ethics committee
investigation into McLaughlin's
ties to the Freedom Force militia.
Meanwhile, police continue to scour
the city for the perpetrator. If
you have any information on the
whereabouts of this man--
Machete's mug fills the screen. Padre clicks it off.
MACHETE
Where does he live?
PADRE
Machete, you can't just kill
everyone!
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 49.
MACHETE
I'll leave some for you.
PADRE
That's not what I meant.
EXT. ALLEY, CHOP SHOP
Sniper looks around. Chop Shop GUY approaches.
GUY
What are you looking for, gringo?
SNIPER
This guy.
He shows them the sketch.
GUY
Looks like my sister's boyfriend's
cousin's mother's son.
SNIPER
You're sharp. You're liable to get
cut.
Sniper about to make a move, but sees he's outnumbered here.
Sniper puts his hands up, walks out backwards.
SNIPER (CONT'D)
Safety first.
INT. MCLAUGHLIN'S OFFICE
Benz sits behind McLaughlin's desk. Sniper across from him.
SNIPER
Lead's ran cold. He's underground.
Probably back in the homeland by
now.
Benz's fax machine powers on. Benz snaps his fingers and
Sniper pulls the fax as it's coming out.
SNIPER (CONT'D)
Ho-ly shit. Who knew that your
Mexican day laborer was a goddamn
Federale?!
Phone rings. Benz answers.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 50.
BENZ
Yeah.
MACHETE
(ON PHONE)
My money.
BENZ
Holy Mother of Christ. You've got
some balls. You missed, asshole.
MACHETE
Or else.
BENZ
Or else what?...Hello?
INT. PADRE'S CHURCH HEARSE
Machete hangs up.
He drives the windy road to Benz's estate.
EXT. BENZ'S ESTATE - DAY
He parks the Hearse at the back, gets out and follows the
sound of girls' laughter.
EXT. NATURAL SPRING - DAY
Machete walks through some bushes and comes out at a
waterfall and natural spring.
June and April are skinny dipping. They giggle. They spot
Machete and cover themselves with their arms.
APRIL
Hey, you're not the usual boy!
MACHETE
He called in sick.
JUNE
That little bastard promised me a
ride on his leafblower.
They laugh.
APRIL
Don't be shy.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 51.
Showing herself...
APRIL (CONT'D)
Why don't you come in? The water's
fine.
JUNE
That's right. Come on in, sugar! We
like variety around here, no matter
what the boys say. You want a wine
cooler?
Machete holds up a bottle shaped like a cross.
APRIL
Oh, momma! He's got the good stuff!
DISSOLVE TO:
They play with Machete in the pool.
The Girls drink from the Cross Bottle.
EXT. BENZ'S ESTATE -DAY
Back door of the hearse SLAMS shut on the girls passed out
cold.
EXT. WINDY ROAD - DAY
Machete speeds away with the girls in the hearse. He passes
BENZ driving home.
INT. BENZ'S OFFICE - DAY
Benz enters to find the phone ringing. He answers.
BENZ
June? April?
MACHETE
(ON PHONE)
Or else this.
BENZ
Where is my wife and daughter!?!
Click.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 52.
INT. PADRE'S CHURCH, GARAGE
Padre opens the back of the hearse and sees the naked mom and
daughter passed out inside.
PADRE
Holy...
Padre crosses himself.
EXT. ARMORY - DAY
Von watches as militiamen practice maneuvers sticking
bayonets into burlap Mexican effigies.
A MILITIA MAN leads SNIPER and BENZ into Von's presence.
VON
Well, well, Look what's come asking
for Papa Von's help.
BENZ
It's beyond my reach, Von. I need
you on this now.
VON
You needed me from the get go, but
let's not piss on what's past.
BENZ
He's got my wife and daughter.
VON
Sweet Jesus. I bet he's got a big
imagination what to do with a
couple cutie pies like that. Makes
me ill just thinking about it. You
must have broken off a dick in his
ass. First he comes after your
boss, then he comes after your
family. Who's next?
BENZ
Just find him.
Benz and Sniper turn to go.
VON
Ain't you worried about staining
the Senator bringing us into this?
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 53.
BENZ
Don't you read the papers?
McLaughlin's a goddamn saint, a
fucking martyr. I've seen to that.
Benz and Sniper leave.
VON
What do you think he meant by that?
Von fires his pistol in the air. The men look over.
VON (CONT'D)
Boys! We're goin hunting.
Yee-has as they file into trucks.
EXT. OUTSIDE PADRE'S CHURCH - DAY
Elektra is in her BMW staking out the church with binoculars.
Her POV through binocs; A GUN BARREL blocks the view.
She looks up.
Machete's mug five inches from her.
He slides in the passenger side.
MACHETE
Drive.
She does.
ELEKTRA
You can put the gun away. I'm not
going to give you any trouble.
MACHETE
You're a cop.
ELEKTRA
Homeland Security. I guess that
makes you a terrorist.
MACHETE
How did you find me?
ELEKTRA
Come on. Give me some credit. It's
not every ex-Federale-turned-
assassin that has a local priest on
the family payroll.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 54.
MACHETE
Turn here.
She does.
ELEKTRA
So are you going to tell me why you
did it? Destiny, maybe?
MACHETE
It was just a job.
ELEKTRA
A job? Who hired you? The
undocumented workers' union?
MACHETE
Michael Booth.
ELEKTRA
Sonofabitch. Can you prove that?
MACHETE
Maybe. Turn here.
She does.
MACHETE (CONT'D)
Give me ten dollars.
ELEKTRA
What? Why?
MACHETE
Ten bucks.
Elektra digs into her purse. Pulls out a $10.
MACHETE (CONT'D)
Stop the car.
EXT. DAY LABORER PICKUP SPOT - DAY
Elektra stops the car.
MACHETE
Wait.
Machete gets out, approaches Luz's taco truck. Luz looks
beyond him to Elektra in the car.
LUZ
You get around.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 55.
Machete lays the ten on the counter.
MACHETE
For the tacos and coffee.
She reaches for the ten and Machete grabs her wrist, sees the
sniper switchblade scar. She pulls away, slips the money
between her breasts.
LUZ
Yeah, they came looking for you. I
told them nothing, as far as I know
you're a myth.
INT. ELEKTRA'S CAR - DAY
Machete gets back into Elektra's car. Elektra looks across
him at Luz.
ELEKTRA
"Feelings of righteousness and
purpose."
MACHETE
Drive.
In the rear view mirror; A TRUCK SPEEDS towards them.
ELEKTRA
Sure thing, Boss.
The truck REAR ENDS them, sending Elektra's car over the
curb. They rattle around inside like ragdolls.
ELEKTRA (CONT'D)
Sonofabitch!
She jumps out, pissed.
ELEKTRA (CONT'D)
What the fuck, man?
The Militia men open fire, her windows shatter.
She ducks back in, peels out. The truck revs up and pursues.
A second TRUCK joins the chase.
They sandwich Elektra's car between them.
Machete chops off the driver's hand of the right-side truck
and the truck veers off, crashing.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 56.
They keep up the gunfire. A slug catches Machete's shoulder.
ELEKTRA (CONT'D)
My gun!
Machete unholsters it and fires at the truck. The handcannon
shatters the engine block and the truck flips.
ELEKTRA (CONT'D)
You're shot.
MACHETE
No hospital.
ELEKTRA
Let me bring you to a safehouse. I
can negotiate your safety. We'll
bring Booth down together.
MACHETE
Onions.
ELEKTRA
You want onions?! Oh shit, you're
delirious, dying. Don't die please.
MACHETE
Onions!
ELEKTRA
What? What do you do with...
INT. ELEKTRA'S HOUSE - KITCHEN
It's a mess.
Machete chops onions. A pot boils over with thick green
fluid.
He pours the boiling green gunk into a bowl.
MACHETE
Come here.
ELEKTRA
What, is this some "old Aztec" shit
that's supposed to heal you?
MACHETE
Yes.
He sucks the mixture up with a TURKEY BASTER.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 57.
Hands it to her. It smells nasty.
ELEKTRA
What do I do with this?
Machete points to the hole in his shoulder.
ELEKTRA (CONT'D)
Wait, you want this gunk squirted
in there...I don't...
Machete takes a swig of Tequila.
MACHETE
Do it.
ELEKTRA
I....can't.
She takes a swig, pops a pill and stares at the bloody hole.
She holds her arm up ready...
ELEKTRA (CONT'D)
Fuck.
She JAMS the baster in. The fluid squirts in the hole and
SIZZLES.
Elektra watches in awe as dark green fluid dribbles out of
the wound, followed by a thick yellow goo with veins and
lumps of flesh.
It bubbles like a volcano, she peers in and suddenly...
It BURSTS and SPRAYS pus and flesh chunks all over her.
ELEKTRA (CONT'D)
Ahhhh!
Elektra runs screaming into the bathroom.
INT. CHURCH, INNER ROOM
April and June rouse from two small cots in a drugged and
drunken stupor. They're surprised to find they're naked in a
windowless room. There's a small webcam in a corner.
APRIL
Mom? Where are we? I'm scared.
JUNE
Me, too, honey.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 58.
APRIL
What is this place?
POV: WEBCAM. Grainy B&W image.
They embrace, huddle.
INT. BUNGALOW- NIGHT
Elektra walks out in a hot new outfit, blow drying her hair.
ELEKTRA
That was disgusting.
Machete smashes knife handles off and fits the blades into a
belt under his jacket.
ELEKTRA (CONT'D)
Do you mind not breaking knives in
the house? It's kind of one of my
rules. I mean...
Elektra's phone rings. It's Boss.
ELEKTRA (CONT'D)
Oh shit. All right. I'm going to
tell him what you told me. Wish me
luck.
MACHETE
Luck.
ELEKTRA
(ANSWERING PHONE)
Yeah.
BOSS
(ON PHONE)
Where the hell have you been?
ELEKTRA
I had a little fender bender.
BOSS
(ON PHONE)
Goddamnit! I said where have you
been?
ELEKTRA
Calm down! I have him right now.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 59.
BOSS
(ON PHONE)
You do?
ELEKTRA
Yes, but it's complicated. He's
innocent. Sort of.
BOSS
(ON PHONE)
Sonofabitch. What kind of Stockholm
Syndrome bullshit are you trying to
pull?
ELEKTRA
Just listen. Michael Booth
orchestrated the assassination
attempt on McLaughlin's life.
BOSS
(ON PHONE)
His own advisor?
ELEKTRA
That's right. This was all some
kind of hare-brained scheme to call
off the ethics investigation. I
think I can get Machete to testify.
BOSS
(ON PHONE)
You do, huh? Well that doesn't
matter because no charges are going
to be filed against Booth.
ELEKTRA
What?
BOSS
(ON PHONE)
The order's come down from top
brass: No more black eyes on DHS.
Bring in the Mexican. Dead or
alive. Now are you gonna DO your
fucking job or are you gonna LOSE
your fucking job?
Elektra is stunned.
BOSS (CONT'D)
(ON PHONE)
Agent Rivers! Agent Rivers! Answer
me, goddamnit!
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 60.
Elektra hangs up, throws the cellphone into the bowl of green
onion gunk.
She looks around for Machete, but he's disappeared while she
was on the phone.
INT. CHURCH, INNER ROOM
Padre sits at a computer, with streaming webcam video of June
and April on the screen.
PADRE
What do you want me to do with
this? We can't keep them locked up
forever.
EXT. ARMORY - NIGHT
Battered trucks roll in.
INT. ARMORY
Makeshift infirmary for the wounded.
Von oversees the patching up of several of his men.
VON
The day is upon us, my friends.
We'll take down the interloper, and
anyone who gets in our way.
Subdued chorus of mild approval.
VON (CONT'D)
Do you believe in freedom?!
Louder chants of "yeah!"
VON (CONT'D)
Will you die for freedom!
Louder -- "YEAH!"
VON (CONT'D)
If that's what it takes to make you
free, I will kill you with my own
bare hands, Amen.
The men look at each other as if trying to gauge the big
man's sanity.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 61.
VON (CONT'D)
Heal up, brothers. Heal up good.
The day is upon us.
INT. SNIPER'S CAR, MOVING - NIGHT
Sniper patrols the streets, looking for Machete.
His cellphone beeps with notice of a video message -- LINK TO
APRIL'S WEBSITE.
He checks it out -- the WEBCAM footage of April and June
naked in the windowless room.
SNIPER
Oh shit.
INT. BENZ'S OFFICE/INT. SNIPER'S CAR
Benz calls him. He clicks over from the message with his
bluetooh earpiece so he can still see the webcam video.
SNIPER
Yeah.
BENZ
(ON PHONE)
You seeing this?
SNIPER
Yeah.
BENZ
(ON PHONE)
We have to find him. We have to
find him now! I'm going to rip his
heart out with my teeth!
EXT. LUZ'S TACO TRUCK, MOVING - NIGHT
Luz is being followed by Sniper and his goons.
EXT. LUZ'S HOUSE - NIGHT
Luz pulls into her driveway, into the garage.
She steps out of the truck carrying supplies. Her dog Pancho
behind her.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 62.
GOON ONE is there with his boot in her crotch. She doubles
over.
SNIPER and a HENCHMAN walk up.
SNIPER
Where's your boyfriend?
LUZ
(STRAINING)
You again? You keep coming back up
like bad menudo.
Sniper pulls his cellphone, clicks it on so that she can see--
INSET: WEBCAM VIDEO
April and June nude in the locked room.
END INSET
LUZ (CONT'D)
Who's that? Your mother?
SNIPER
Where is he keeping them?
INSET: WEBCAM VIDEO
April and June pull out NUNS' ROBES from a closet. They hold
them up to see if they'll fit.
END INSET
Luz laughs.
SNIPER (CONT'D)
You're not gonna think it's funny
when I cut you a new twat.
Luz swings the SPINDLE of PORK into the goons belly.
She stands. Her KNIFE ROLL unfurls, she grabs two knives as
GOON TWO leaps at her.
In a BLUR she slices off his EARS like she's chopping onions.
Pancho runs in and gobbles them up.
SNIPER and his henchmen open fire with their MACHINE GUNS.
Luz dives back into the taco truck.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 63.
INT. TACO TRUCK
Luz ducks and runs through the truck, as bullets blast apart
everything. She grabs a gun and shoots back through the
windows.
Shrapnel sprays her face, a huge SLIVER of GLASS SINKS into
her eye.
She yanks it out and shoots back.
LUZ
Hijo de Puta!
Luz is shot in the chest, she flies back blood spewing out.
She sees the men reloading through the window.
Luz is bleeding, one eye gouged out, fading fast.
LUZ (CONT'D)
You're coming with me Maricons!
With her last strength Luz opens the gas valves on the stove
and passes out.
EXT. TACO TRUCK
Sniper and henchman finish reloading and raise their guns.
Sniper sniffs the air, smells the gas.
SNIPER
Wait...
HENCHMAN
Fuck that, you wait.
The overeager henchman opens fire. The bullets slam into the
truck ignite the gas and it EXPLODES.
They are blasted back by the fireball.
Sniper and the Henchman wake up amidst the burning wreckage.
HENCHMAN (CONT'D)
Man...what happened?
Sniper shoots him in the face.
SNIPER
Moron.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 64.
His cellphone rings. It's Booth.
BENZ
(ON PHONE)
Anything?
SNIPER
She wasn't very cooperative.
BENZ
(ON PHONE)
What the hell is that supposed to
mean?
Sniper takes a look at the webcam images on his cell.
INSET: WEBCAM
April and June wearing the nuns' robes.
END INSET
SNIPER
They're in a church. I know where.
EXT. CHURCH - DAWN
(shorthand version -- to be fleshed out)
SNIPER and some HENCHMEN surround the church.
Mount a siege of the church.
Gunfight with Padre. Exploding candles as bullets rip through
the church. Elderly Hispanic women in shawls scatter and run
for the doors.
Gun battle continues outside.
Padre goes to car trunk, pops it, withdraws two big shotguns.
Henchmen in a car try to run him down. He blows the car into
the air with double-blasts.
Padre faces down a HENCHMAN.
HENCHMAN
Please, Father. Have mercy.
PADRE
God has mercy. I don't.
Padre blows his head off.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 65.
Sniper shoots off Padre's leg at the knee joint. Padre goes
down.
Sniper drags Padre inside the church.
INT. CHURCH, INNER ROOMS
Booth smashes down a door.
It's the room where June and April were.
It's empty. The nuns' robes are on the floor.
INT. CHURCH.
Sniper and a few of the henchmen hold a battered Padre down
on the ground.
SNIPER
Where is he?
PADRE
In your nightmares.
Sniper looks to Booth, who nods.
Sniper hammers a nail into Padre's hand. Padre grits his
teeth against the pain.
PADRE (CONT'D)
(TO BOOTH)
You're afraid to get your hands
dirty, so you make others carry out
your sins.
Sniper raises the hammer again, but Booth stills his hand,
takes the hammer.
Booth leans over Padre's other hand.
BENZ
You want to be a martyr? I'm good
at making martyrs.
Booth raises the hammer.
PADRE
Like McLaughlin?
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 66.
BENZ
That's right. In our own way, we
can all be like Christ. Too bad for
you, you chose the worst way.
He slams another nail into Padre's other hand.
PADRE
You're so drunk with power, you
ordered the hit on your own boss.
BENZ
This is the boss.
Booth hammers the nails in one by one. Bloody Padre screams.
BENZ (CONT'D)
Now for the last time... where are
my wife and daughter?
Padre, beaten and bloody, laughs.
Benz puts two in his chest. Padre expires.
EXT. ONION FIELDS - DAY
A produce truck filled with migrant workers stops on the
roadside near an onion field. Workers spill out of the back
and get to work.
The last two out are April and June.
They look up and down the road. It stretches forever with no
sign of civilization anywhere.
A worker tosses burlap sacks at their feet.
EXT. CHURCH - NIGHT
Machete returns.
INT. CHURCH
Machete sees Padre crucified.
Elektra sits in a bench at the rear of the church.
ELEKTRA
I came back to look for you, and I
found him like... this.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 67.
Machete seems oblivious to Elektra. Focused on Padre's
lifeless crucified body.
FLASH CUT FLASHBACK
YOUNG MACHETE dropping the sugarcane sword and picking up the
MACHETE...
Swinging wildly, chopping up the bad guys...
PREACHER DAD's dead body...
Another boy's hand picks up the preacher's collar...
Puts it on... YOUNG PADRE...
YOUNG PADRE watches SWAT team surrounding treehouse...
YOUNG PADRE watches YOUNG MACHETE led away in chains...
YOUNG PADRE enters church...
END FLASHBACK
INT. CHURCH
ELEKTRA
(IN SPANISH)
"The more things change--"
MACHETE ELEKTRA
(in Spanish) (in Spanish)
"--the more they stay the "--the more they stay the
same." same."
ELEKTRA (CONT'D)
That's what my Grandma used to say.
MACHETE
The guards told me that before they
beat me.
ELEKTRA
I'm sorry.
MACHETE
You came to arrest me?
ELEKTRA
Not me. I'm out. But others will.
MACHETE
Out?
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 68.
ELEKTRA
They don't care about Booth. They
just want to wipe you out. You're
an embarrassment to the feds. I
guess I am, too.
She comes close to him.
ELEKTRA (CONT'D)
You could have killed me.
MACHETE
(SMILING)
The day's still young.
ELEKTRA
I want to help you.
She kisses him once, again. Again.
MACHETE
Help me find Booth.
Elektra weighs it.
ELEKTRA
First things first, I need a drink.
INT. BUNGALOW - NIGHT
Elektra and Machete walk in laughing with a bottle of
Tequila. She flops down on the couch.
ELEKTRA
Shit my heel is broke.
MACHETE
Give it here.
ELEKTRA
It's nice having a man around. It's
been a while.
Machete pulls out some tools and fixes her heels.
ELEKTRA (CONT'D)
How long awhile you ask? Well,
About two years.
Machete looks up.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 69.
ELEKTRA (CONT'D)
Oh that got your attention? Hmm,
Actually you're better than my last
boyfriend. He never listened. I
don't know why I got so desperate.
Don't want to grow old alone I
guess. You ever get that feeling
you're alone and that you'll never
meet that one person...
Machete's POV: He sees Elektra talking, but only hears a
monkey like jabbering coming out of her mouth.
ELEKTRA (CONT'D)
Are you listening to me?
Machete takes a drink off the Tequila bottle.
MACHETE
Si.
ELEKTRA
Give me that bottle.
He hands it to her. She swigs.
ELEKTRA (CONT'D)
So what happens now, when you get
him, that's it? It's over?
Elektra hears a noise in the back of the house.
ELEKTRA (CONT'D)
Did you hear that? Stay here.
Elektra runs into the back.
Machete hears a scream from the bedroom. He heads towards it.
INT. BUNGALOW - BEDROOM - NIGHT
Machete enters. The lights are low.
Elektra grabs him from behind, gropes him.
ELEKTRA
Oh wow...is that a machete in your
pocket or...
MACHETE
You're borracha.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 70.
She pushes him down on the bed and stands over him. She's in
lingerie.
ELEKTRA
I'm gonna fuck your brains out old
man!
She pushes him back onto the bed.
She tears her clothes off, jumps on him and fucks his brains
out.
EXT. BUNGALOW - NIGHT
Guns are loaded. Shotguns racked.
Men with guns run up the stairs.
INT. BUNGALOW - BEDROOM - NIGHT
Elektra's on top; manic, yelling, scratching. The bed frame
CRACKS
Machete sees a SHADOW of a man through the window curtain and
another...
He tries to push her off him.
She WON'T let him! She's an animal, screeches and yells in
SPANISH.
Machete grabs the gun off the night table, just as the HIT
SQUAD gets there.
He manages to keep Elektra happy as he BLASTS the MASKED
HITMEN coming in.
They crash through the windows and doors as he finishes
everyone off at once.
Elektra lets out a final scream and collapses on him.
ELEKTRA
Wow that was...
She notices the carnage.
ELEKTRA (CONT'D)
Oh my god...did I wake the
neighbors?
They get up. She pulls the ski mask off a dead gunman.
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ELEKTRA (CONT'D)
This is one of ours. He works for
the agency.
MACHETE
Come on!
They grab guns and run out.
EXT. BUNGALOW - NIGHT
Machete and Elektra run outside.
Sniper and his men are waiting for them; guns drawn.
He waves for his men to lower their guns.
SNIPER
Machete you can come quietly and we
won't hurt the girl.
Machete contemplates this.
SNIPER (CONT'D)
You can trust me. I've brought one
of your old friends to vouch for
me.
Erhman waves with his BANDAGED hand.
ERHMAN
Hola Machete amigo, long time!
Erhman beams a big cheese eating smile.
Machete draws his gun.
MACHETE
Not long enough.
Erhman's smile fades. Machete SHOOTS him in the face.
Machete and Elektra open fire with machine guns and speed off
in a Volkswagon bug.
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. ALLEY, CHOP SHOP
Elektra enters. She's slowly surrounded by rough-looking
Mexicans.
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ELEKTRA
My friend and I need a little help.
They see Machete behind her.
MAN
It's him.
MONTAGE: CHOP SHOP ROCK
Machete sharpens blades, makes all kinds of razor-sharp metal
weaponry in the chop shop, using all kinds of scrap metal.
Machete lays down sketches and blueprints. The men and
Machete build out a tricked-out arsenal on tricked-out
vehicles, like something out of a south of the border Road
Warrior.
Machete sharpens his blade as sparks fly.
EXT. ALLEY, CHOP SHOP
Sniper cruises by, hunting for Machete.
The chop shop boys spot Sniper snooping. They bring out a
huge blowtorch and carve up his hood.
SNIPER
You punk kids! That's it!
Sniper climbs out of his car, gun in hand.
A steak KNIFE flies in from off screen and skewers his wrist.
He stumbles back gushing blood,and sees...
Luz; alive and well, a red eye patch on. She's wrapped in
white bandages crossing and covering her chest and her arm.
She's a mess but a beautiful one, like a female road warrior.
Band aids on her forehead. The white bandages cover her dark
skin.
LUZ
Cabron, I told you it wouldn't end
pretty.
(to the guys)
Bring him inside.
They drag Sniper out of the car and into the chop shop.
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SNIPER
You, I got you, what...
LUZ
It pays to have friends, Pendejo.
They got your ass when you need it.
FLASHBACK - INT. TACO TRUCK
Back to the moment Luz has passed out in the truck.
Pancho barks; BITES Luz on the ASS and pulls her out of the
Taco Truck seconds before it explodes.
CUT TO:
INT. CHOP SHOP
Sniper struggles as they drag him toward a circular saw.
SNIPER
No! No!
MACHETE
Looking for someone?
SNIPER
Oh my God... Please... No. Please!
NO!!!
They bring Sniper up to the saw and grind away at him.
Luz and Pancho look on.
EXT. COUNTRY CLUB HOSPITAL - DAY
News crews gather outside.
INT. HOSPITAL HALLWAY
Booth walks towards McLaughlin's room, cellphone in hand,
trying to reach Sniper. Only gets a gurgling, buzzing sound.
BENZ
Goddamn A T & T.
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INT. MCLAUGHLIN'S HOSPITAL ROOM
Booth enters McLaughlin's hospital room. McLaughlin is
dressed in a suit and a girl is brushing his hair while
another brightens his cheeks with a little makeup.
MCLAUGHLIN
Where the fuck have you been?
BENZ
Taking care of business.
MCLAUGHLIN
My business is here. Did you see
those crews out there? They expect
a statement.
(noticing Booth's ragged
APPEARANCE)
Jesus, what happened to you?
BENZ
Nothing. Just had a little talk
with a priest.
MCLAUGHLIN
Well, what am I going to tell `em?
BENZ
Whatever you tell them, I'm sure
it'll be golden.
(off McLaughlin's blank
LOOK)
Just feed them the line about
standing steadfast in the face of
terrorism, continuing the fight.
You know it by heart.
McLaughlin looks relieved.
MCLAUGHLIN
I do. All right. Once this is done,
you need to take a vacation. You
need some air.
BENZ
Maybe.
MCLAUGHLIN
No doubt about it. You're losing
your marbles, Booth.
The girl finishes the makeup and hair job, and smiles at
McLaughlin.
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MCLAUGHLIN (CONT'D)
It's showtime.
McLaughlin stands and exits, Booth right behind them. As they
leave, we focus on the TV set in McLaughlin's room, showing
the front of the hospital and the news crews outside.
Suddenly the ticker shows BREAKING NEWS... SHOOTOUT AT LOCAL
CHURCH RELATED TO MCLAUGHLIN ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT? EXCLUSIVE
VIDEO... DEVELOPING...
EXT. CHURCH - DAY
Yellow police tape around the perimeter.
Torrez watches from a distance, looking around.
Torrez sees Elektra's car drive by. He hops into his rental
and follows her.
EXT. HOSPITAL - DAY
McLaughlin and Booth exit the hospital to face the throng of
reporters. McLaughlin approaches a makeshift lectern of
microphones.
MCLAUGHLIN
I'd just like to thank the all of
you for your support during this
difficult time.
McLaughlin's supporters cheer and hold up pro-McLaughlin,
anti-immigration signs.
MCLAUGHLIN (CONT'D)
My will to fight has only just
begun. We must not let the
terrorists win this battle for our
land, our America! Thank you.
More cheers.
One of the reporters steps up.
REPORTER
Congressman, there are reports
implicating your advisors as having
orchestrated the shooting. Would
you care to comment?
The cheers fizzle. McLaughlin looks stunned.
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MCLAUGHLIN
Do what now?
INSET: TV SCREEN
Webcam footage plays of Booth in the church.
BENZ
You want to be a martyr? I'm good
at making martyrs.
PADRE
Like McLaughlin?
BENZ
That's right.
He slams another nail into Padre's other hand.
PADRE
You're so drunk with power, you
ordered the hit on your own boss.
INSET ENDS
McLaughlin looks to Booth, but Booth is GONE.
MCLAUGHLIN
No further comment. Thank you.
McLaughlin ducks back inside.
INT. HOSPITAL HALLWAY
McLaughlin stumbling.
MCLAUGHLIN
Could somebody fucking help me? I
think I'm having a heart attack.
Booth takes hold of him and ushers him out the back door.
EXT. COUNTRY CLUB HOSPITAL - DAY
Outside McLaughlin's supporters are dazed and confused.
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INT. LIMOUSINE, MOVING
Booth drives. McLaughlin pops vicodins with a bottle of
Maker's Mark.
MCLAUGHLIN
What did you do, Booth? You
jeopardized my career with that
wetback! He could have fucking
killed me!
BENZ
Not with that scope.
MCLAUGHLIN
You stupid sonofabitch. You pull
something like this, without
consulting me?! You fucked me. You
are a stupid sonofabitch. The press
is going to demand answers! You got
another brilliant solution for
that?
They stop.
Suddenly, MACHETE is standing on top of the limo. He's
throwing knives into the open sunroof.
McLaughlin is pinned to the seat.
Booth exits the vehicle and hightails it. Machete pursues.
EXT. ALLEYWAY
Booth and Machete on the run, after each other. Fistfight in
the street.
Booth scrambles up a fire escape.
EXT. BACK ALLEYWAY
A group of men are standing around a pitbull pit where two
pit bulls are going at it.
The men place bets excitedly on which dog will be the victor.
EXT. ROOF
Machete and Booth fight on the roof.
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EXT. BACK ALLEYWAY
Machete and Booth roll off a roof and tumble into the pitbull
pit, fighting each other as the dogs fight. The men around
them start placing bets on Machete and Booth.
Booth cuts one of the men and the pitbulls go after him.
Booth escapes from the circle and carjacks a woman.
He kicks her out of the car and speeds towards the Armory.
BENZ
(DIALING PHONE)
Von! Von!
EXT. STREET
Machete comes out of the alleyway. His buddies in their Road
Warrior rides swing by and pick him up.
MACHETE
Follow him.
INT. ARMORY, MAKESHIFT INFIRMARY/INT. STOLEN CAR, MOVING
Von's phone rings. Von sits on a couch watching the news.
Booth's mug fills the screen. Von makes no sudden move to
answer.
MAN
Shouldn't you--?
VON
Let him stew awhile.
Von mutes the TV, answers the phone.
VON (CONT'D)
Von here.
Benz drives.
BENZ
Where are you, goddamnit!? I'm
bringing him up.
VON
Up? Up where?
BENZ
Up your fat, fishbelly ass!
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VON
Fine. Bring him here. Papa Von's
got a big surprise a-waiting.
EXT. ELEKTRA'S BUNGALOW
Elektra enters. Place looks deserted again.
ELEKTRA
Shit. I don't even want to know who
she's fucking now.
INT. ELEKTRA'S BEDROOM
Sis is being savagely attacked by Torrez.
INT. ELEKTRA'S BUNGALOW
Elektra hears it, but thinks it's Sis fucking.
ELEKTRA
Fucking shit, bitch. Make him pay
for a goddamn hotel.
Thuds get louder, then stop.
Elektra looks up.
ELEKTRA (CONT'D)
Sis?
Bedroom door opens slowly.
Elektra sees the horror inside. Puts a hand to her mouth to
staunch the flow of projectile vomit.
Then she's taken from behind by Torrez's henchmen.
TORREZ
She was just a warmup. Now I'm
ready for dessert.
He edges in.
EXT. ARMORY - DAY
Militiamen guard the gate.
Booth barrels towards the gate.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 80.
He spins out and gets out of the car.
BENZ
Shut the gate quick! He's after me!
Some of the men shut the gate. Booth approaches Von.
BENZ (CONT'D)
He killed McLaughlin. He's coming
after me.
VON
And you led him right to Papa Von.
That's some kind of thank you.
BENZ
I saw to it that McLaughlin gave
you the keys to this fortress. You
owe us.
VON
The senator, maybe. But what
exactly do I owe you, turncoat?
BENZ
What are you talkin--
VON
You held the hand that held the
gun, Booth. Just as good as you
killed him.
Booth lunges for him but the other militia men hold him back.
VON (CONT'D)
Put the traitor in the brig.
They lead Booth away, kicking and spitting.
BENZ
You can't do this to me, Von! You
need me!
INT. BRIG
Booth is secured in the brig.
Booth flings hot coffee in the guard's face, jerks his belt
and smashes the guy's face into the bars. Snags the keys and
escapes from the brig. He pulls a few bucks out of his pocket
and flings them down Sonny-style on the prone guard.
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INT. ARMORY
Booth and Von showdown. Booth slaughters Von with an American
flag through the throat, coming out his spine at the back of
the neck.
BENZ
Glory, glory, hallelujah.
EXT. SHOWDOWN
ROAD WARRIOR vehicles barrel towards the armory.
They're driving a semitruck --
It crashes through the front gate, then spins as --
The backdoor of the semi trailer rolls up revealing
A TRICKED OUT MOTORCYCLE
--as Machete rides it out.
Machete's army of workers stream out from their road warrior
chop shop rides.
Machete dismounts. His army behind him.
He raises his MACHETE against the sun and his army all raise
theirs.
Big battle sequence as they storm the armory. Knives and
guns... a ballet of bullets and blood.
LUZ arrives in one of the HOT RODS from the chop shop. She
has a MACHETE GUN that shoots out Machete blades like a
Machine gun.
A minuteman grabs her from behind, but..
He is STABBED in the CALF by Pancho! A METAL HARNESS onhis
back holds a sharp KNIFE that he stabs with.
The minuteman falls, Pancho stabs him in the face.
Luz leads a gang of her customers into the battle.
Minutemen and Mexicanos of all walks of life--janitors,
gardeners, laborers, gangbangers, etc.--fight it out at the
armory. Fighting it out with the implements of their trade--
knives hidden in mops, a weedwhacker attack, etc.
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A wailing AMBULANCE CRASHES through a gate running down
minutemen. DOC FELIX and his sexy NURSE get out and help a
wounded Mexican. Doc flicks a SCALPEL at an approaching Goon.
Machete unveils a Gatling Gun with a special mount that
affixes to the front of the chopper.
Booth scrambles to arm himself, but he's cornered. He tries
to take cover behind thugs, but--
Machete on the motorcycle with the Gatling Gun mows down
Booth, machine gunning him in half.
Booth looks down at his own white shirt, now stained crimson
and ripped to shreds as he falls to the ground in TWO PIECES.
While the battle between chopshoppers and militia rages on--
TORREZ appears with ELEKTRA--
TORREZ
Machete!
Machete stops, turns to see Elektra, bound and gagged in
Torrez's control.
TORREZ (CONT'D)
You never learned to stay down,
pendejo. I killed you once. I can
do it again.
INT. WAREHOUSE
Machete skids into the warehouse. Fuel barrels line a far
wall.
Torrez is ready for him.
TORREZ
All roads lead to Hell, eh,
Machete?
Machete squints. Flashes back to the earlier scene. The two
images blur into one.
TORREZ (CONT'D)
Most people die in the fire, but
you survived, you unlucky bastard.
MACHETE
I was born in the fire. It wasn't
luck.
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TORREZ
Faith? Yeah, faith got you a good
job picking melons. While I bought
the world.
MACHETE
What good is it...
TORREZ.
.. for a man to gain the whole
world yet forfeit his soul? Mark
8:36. I know it better than you
Machete. Your father taught it to
me, too!
Torrez ATTACKS Machete
The two FIGHT with sword and machete.
Elektra rolls on the ground, dodging Torrez's rain of blows
from the samurai swords.
One sweep slices her bindings and she scrambles to safety.
The distraction is enough for Machete to gain the upper hand
and slash Torrez across the front.
On the edge of death Torrez seems to soften.
TORREZ
(IN SPANISH)
Machete, we were friends. We stood
for something...
Machete impales TORREZ between the eyes.
Blood shoots out his mouth.
MACHETE
I'm still standing...Puta.
Machete pulls out the blade, Torrez falls dead.
EXPLOSIONS and black smoke light up the sky behind Machete.
FADE TO BLACK.
FADE IN.
EXT. HIGHWAY - NIGHT
Machete drives his Gun Bike south.
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COP LIGHTS appear behind him.
He pulls over.
The Officer walks up. His flashlight blinds him.
MACHETE
What's the problem officer?
The Officer just stands there, silent, his flashlight
blinding in Machete's eyes.
MACHETE (CONT'D)
Let me give you my ID.
Machete reaches for his knife: then he sees the cops shoes;
RED STILETTOS; It's ELEKTRA.
ELEKTRA
What's your name?
MACHETE
Machete.
ELEKTRA
I called in some favors. Look at
this. All the right papers; a real
identity. You could start over, be
a real person.
She puts the green card in his hand. Machete looks at it,
then crumbles it and drops it.
MACHETE
Why do I want to be a real
person... when I'm already a myth?
ELEKTRA
Where will you go?
MACHETE
Torrez was just an errand boy. I'm
going to find the man who sent the
message.
Elektra steps into the headlights. She's dressed in hot COP
LINGERIE.
ELEKTRA
I'll ride with you.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 85.
They kiss.
CUT TO BLACK
FADE UP
Machete and Elektra drive away on the gun bike.
The cop car abandoned on the side of the road; lights still
flashing.
FADE OUT
DISSOLVE TO:
DESERT - NIGHT.
A family of illegals crossing the border in the desert, see a
WATER STATION up ahead. They make for it, opening it up and
drinking heavily from the water supply. A BULLET brings one
of them down and the others scramble for safety but there's
someone out there, shooting at them.
MOTHER hushes the younger ones.
MOTHER
Say a prayer to El Machete to
protect you.
The younger ones start to pray.
A JEEP patrols the area and we see it's MINUTEMEN taking
potshots at the illegals.
MILITIA MAN
Did you get `em?
2ND MINUTEMAN
I don't know. They're like brown
jackrabbits. Let's see if they'll
show their little white tails.
Flicks on a highpowered light by the side mirrors on the
JEEP.
The light is on long enough to illuminate a MACHETE BLADE
coming straight for them.
MILITIA MAN
Holy shit!
His words gurgle in his throat as his head is severed from
his body. 2nd MINUTEMAN freaks and makes a run for it.
RNewman / Endeavor Draft 86.
Stumbles in the dark, in the dust. Scrambles but can't get to
his feet as he sees the outline of a DARK FIGURE above him.
Young illegals' prayers continue as the MACHETE comes down on
2nd MINUTEMAN.
Sounds of struggle, slaughter... then silence.
MACHETE
Light a candle... Say a prayer...
Young illegal opens eyes...
There's a glass candle in his hands, but no one else around.
Instead of Christ or a Virgin on the candle is a silhouette
of MACHETE...
CUT TO BLACK.
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