"SOUTH PARK"
Episode 712
"ALL ABOUT THE MORMONS"
Written by
Trey Parker
[South Park Elementary, day. In Mr. Garrison's classroom the
kids enter and go for their desks]
MR. GARRISON
Okay, children, let's take our seats.
We have a new student joining us today
who has just moved here from Utah. I
want you all to say hi to Gary.
GARY
Hello everybody. It's relly great to
meet you all.
MR. GARRISON
Gary was state champion in wrestling
AND in tennis. He also maintained a
4.0 grade point average at his old school
AND has been on two national commercials
for toothpaste.
GARY
I'm really excited to live in this town
and share all kinds of great experiences
with you, my new friends!
KYLE
Oh, dude, what a little asshole!
STAN
Yeah, screw that kid!
MR. GARRISON
All right, Gary, why don't you take
that empty seat and we'll get started
with the lesson?
GARY
Hey. My name's Gary.
CARTMAN
Hi. My name's Eura. Eura Fag.
GARY
That's funny. You're cool, man.
MR. GARRISON
Okay now, who can tell me what year
the first astronauts landed on the moon?
GARY
Oh! Oh oh oh! Nineteen sixty nine!
MR. GARRISON
Very good, Gary. Wow, looks like I don't
have a class full of retards anymore,
doesn't it, children?
[The playground. Gary is kicking a soccer ball around. The other
fourth grade boys approach and look. Shown are Craig, Butters,
Kyle, Clyde, Stan, Cartman, Token, Kevin, and another boy]
KYLE
Dude, that new kid is such a douche!
CARTMAN
Yeah. Somebody need sto put him in him
place!
BUTTERS
He's a peckerface, that's what he is!
CARTMAN
Go kick his ass, Stan.
CLYDE
Yeah, go kick his ass.
STAN
Wull, maybe he won't fight.
CARTMAN
Will he bleed? That's all we care about.
KYLE
Come on, dude, somebody needs to wipe
that fuckin' smirk off his face!
CRAIG
Yeah, little bitch!
STAN
All right, I'm gonna go kick his ass.
CARTMAN
Yeah! Go Stan! Go Stan! All right,
I've got five bucks on the other kid.
Who wants in?
GARY
Oh hey there! You wanna kick the ball
around with me?
STAN
No. I'm... I'm gonna kick your ass.
GARY
'Scuse me?
STAN
I'm gonna kick your ass... bitch.
GARY
How come you wanna fight me? ...Oh,
I get it. I'm the new kid. Yeah, I
guess maybe I deserve it.
STAN
Huh?
GARY
It's really tough being in a totally
new place, but I think all you guys
are really cool so... I understand if
there's initiation rites.
STAN
Dude, stop it.
BUTTERS
Let him have it, Stan!
STAN
Shut up, Butters!
GARY
The other kids are watching. Look, do
what you gotta do. I won't fight back.
I just hope that maybe afterwards we
can... try to be friends someday.
KYLE
What are they doing?
CARTMAN
They're just standing there, talking.
KYLE
What happened?
STAN
I'm... going over to his house for
dinenr tonight.
TOKEN
What?! How did that happen?
STAN
He's a really nice kid.
CARTMAN
You were supposed to kick his ass, not
lick his butthole!
KYLE
You're having dinenr with his family?
What kind of family has a kid like that?
[Gary's house. His family is enjoying itself at the dinner table,
playing a board game, "LIVING", and laughing]
DAD
Okay, my turn. Ooo, five! One two
three four five. Uh, awww, lost yor
mortgage, pay ten thousand dollars!
Oh no!
MOM
Hey, it's Gary!
OLDER SISTER
Gary!
OLDER BROTHER
Great to see you!
MOM
How are you?
GARY
Hey everybody! This is my new friend
Stan. Stan, this is my mom and dad.
DAD
Hi Stan!
MOM
It's so nice to meet you.
GARY
And this is my brother Mark.
MARK
Hi!
GARY
My sister Jenny.
JENNY
Hey!
GARY
My little brother Dave.
DAVE
Hi!
GARY
And my baby sister Amanda.
AMANDA
Hello Stan!
DAD
Well, it's great you could join us for
Family Home Evening, Stan!
STAN
What's that?
GARY
That's when we don't allow any TV and
just entertain each other with music
and stories. Doesn't your family ever
do that?
STAN
No.
DAD
Hey kids! Why don't you grab your instruments
and play a song for Stan!
JENNY
Oh yeah!
MARK
All right! Let's play!
GARY
Yeah yeah, yeah, I love my family!
My family is the best!
If we ever have to face a challenge.
THE KIDS
My family!
GARY
can pass the test.
DAD
Oh boy! Who is the best Mom in the world??
MARK
All right! Go Dave!
GARY
Yeah!
JENNY, MARK
Woohoo!
MARK
Where be your gibes now? Your gambols?
Your songs?
THE FAMILY
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
MARK
That's a great story, Sarah.
DAD
All right, kids, now how about we do
some Scripture readings! From the Book
of Mormon!
MARK
All right!
KIDS
Yeah!
MARK
Woohoo! OOWW!
STAN
The... Book of Mormon? What's that?
GARY
You know... the book that Joseph Smith
found.
STAN
Who's Joseph Smith?
MARK
Only the most important person in the
world.
JENNY
You've never heard of him?
STAN
No!
GARY
Tell us the story of Joseph Smith, Dad.
THE OTHER KIDS
Oh yes, tell us Dad. Yeah Dad. All right.
DAD
All right, you rascals. Gather round.
Joseph Smith lived in a little American
town in the early 1800s.
[A little American town in the early 1800s. A man rides by in
a small carriage pulled by one horse. In the distance, Joseph
Smith strolls into town]
SINGERS
Joseph Smith was called a prophet
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
He started the Mormon religion
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
BLACKSMITH
There goes that kooky Joseph Smith
CUSTOMER
You know, he claims he spoke with God
and Jesus.
WOMAN
Well, how do you know he didn't?
SINGERS
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Joseph Smith was called a prophet-
BUTLER
Hey, Joseph! I told my wife that you
spoke with God and Jesus, and she didn't
believe it.
SMITH
Well it's true. I did.
WIFE
Where?
SMITH
I was out in the woods, praying I was
asking God if I should be a Protestant,
or a Catholic, or what? And suddenly
God and Jesus appeared before me. And
they said I should start my own church,
because none of the others had it right.
And that's exactly how it happened.
BUTLER
You see? You believe it now?
WIFE
Well yeah, sure. Why would he make that
up?
SINGERS
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Many people believed Joseph
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
And that night he-ee saw an angel
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
SMITH
And please bless Mother and Father,
and please keep our bellies full of
yum-yums and luscious goodies. AAAHH!
Oh my gosh!
ANGEL
I am Moroni. I am a Native American.
SMITH
A... Native American? But your skin
is white.
MORONI
Yes. Long ago all Native American were
white. We all came to America from Jerusalem.
And while we were here we were visited
by Christ.
SMITH
Jesus live here in America?
MORONI
Yes. Eventually, my people were all
killed by the other tribe of Israel,
and as punishment, God turned their
skin red. These are the Native Americans
you know today.
SINGERS
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
MORONI
There is an ancient book buried near
here, written on gold plates that account
my people's lives. Also buried with
the book are two seer stones, the Urim
and Thummim, which will allow you to
translate the writings. Find it, and
fulfill your destiny.
SMITH
Wooww...
SINGERS
Joseph Smith was called a prophet
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
[back to the present]
DAD
And we all know what happened then,
don't we?
KIDS
Yeah! I know!
STAN
What happened then?
MOM
Ooo, the Rice Crispy squares are done!
KIDS
Rice Crispy squares! Yay! All right!
Rice Crispy squares!
DAD
Hey gang, let's wrap some more of them
up in plastic wrap and hand them out
to the poor!
GARY
Awesome! I can't wait!
JENNY
Yeah!
GARY
You coming, Stan?
STAN
No, I was supposed to be home at eight.
DAD
Awww, that's too bad. Well, it was really
nice meeting you, Stan.
MARK, JENNY
Bye Stan!
MOM
Great to meet you!
GARY
Bye!
[Stan's house, night. What a contrast. Randy watches TV on the
couch with beer in hand, Shelley watches it on the floor, Sharon
watches it from the dining table solving crossword puzzles. Stan
enters upon this desolate scene]
STAN
...Hello?
SHARON
Oh, hi Stan.
STAN
Hey Dad, how come you never told me
about Joseph Smith?
RANDY
Who?
SHELLEY
Shut up, turd! We're watching Friends!
STAN
The guy who spoke to God and Jesus.
SHARON
Well, Stan, God and Jesus don't actually
speak to people.
STAN
That's not what the Harrisons said.
RANDY
Who are the Harrisons?
STAN
The new people that moved in down the
street. Mr. Harrison said that Joseph
Smith spoke to God and Jesus and they
told him none of the religions were
right.
RANDY
Oh, did he now?! What are they, religious
kooks?!
STAN
They're not kooks, they're cool. I mean,
how come we never have a night where
we don't watch any TV and we just...
do stuff together and eat and drink?
RANDY
We have that, Stan. It's called Friday
Night Kegger.
STAN
But that's just you and your friends.
SHELLEY
I said shut up, turd!
STAN
Mr. Harrison said that I should be followng
Heavenly Father's plan, and I don't
even know what that is.
RANDY
All right, that does it!
SHARON
Where are you going?
RANDY
I'm gonna go have a talk with this "Mr.
Harrison." If he thinks he can fill
my son's head with wacko religious crap,
he's wrong!
SHARON
Randy, don't cause trouble.
RANDY
Let me handle this, Sharon. You gotta
put these cult people in their place
or else they never stop! I'm gonna go
kick this Mr. Garrison's ass! This,
Mr. Garrison is, is a white guy, right?
STAN
Yeah.
RANDY
Jyeah, I'm gonna go kick his ass!
[The neighborhood, night. Randy walks down the street.]
RANDY
God-damned religious kooks! Tell my
son what to believe, will you?! We'll
see how you like my fist in your ass!
MR. HARRISON
Hello!
RANDY
Yeah, are you Mr. Harrison?
MR. HARRISON
I sure am. The, the name's Gary.
RANDY
Well, look, my kid was just over at
your house and he a-
GARY SR.
Oh, you're Stan's dad! It's so nice
to finally meet you! Karen! Mr. Marsh
is here!
RANDY
Uh, look, I just want to tell you that
KAREN
Oh, Mr. Marsh! What a treat! It's so
nice to meet you!
RANDY
Well, thanks. Uh...
GARY SR
Karen just finished baking the most
amazing Rice Crispy squares.
KAREN
With chocolate frosting
GARY SR
Come on out of the cold. You've gotta
try one. Or six.
[The coffee table in the living room.]
GARY SR.
I cannot tell you how wonderful it is
to have you over.
KAREN
I hear you're a geologist. That is
so amazing.
RANDY
Look, uh, I actually came over because
I'm a little concerned about some of
the things you told my son.
GARY SR., KAREN
Uh huh?
RANDY
You know. About... God, and stuff.
GARY SR.
Oooh... Oh boy... you think we were
trying to convert him.
RANDY
Well, I-
GARY SR.
Oh, Mr. Marsh, I am sooo sorry.
KAREN
We just moved here from Utah and we're
so used to everyone being Mormon that
we... Oh, we forget not everyuone wants
to hear about it. Oh boy, you must be
furious!
RANDY
Well, no, no, I just-
GARY SR.
You just heard your son talking about
religious ideals that aren't your own
and you said "Who the heck do these
people think they are?!" I I'm really,
truly sorry, Mr. Marsh. It won't happen
again.
RANDY
Y-you can call me... Randy.
KAREN
Randy, the last thing we want is for
people to think we're pushing our religion.
We know there are a lot of beliefs out
there and ours just works for us.
GARY SR.
To each his own, right?
RANDY
Yeah. Yeah! You know, to be honist,
I've never known any Mormons. I, don't
even know what you people believe. Who
was this Joseph Smith guy? Why did he
believe that Native Americans are actually
white people from Jerusalem?
GARY SR.
Well, because they found ancient books
they had written on gold plates, right
where the angel Moroni said they would
be.
[The Early 1800s, day, a small town. People mill around]
SMITH
I found them! I found them! You're
not gonne believe it, everybody! I found
them!
BUTLER
Found what?
SMITH
Another New Testament of Jesus Christ!
PEOPLE
What? What did he say? Are you crazy?
SMITH
Last night, a Native America angel told
me where I could find another testament
of Jesus Christ, so I went out to the
woods. I dug around all morning where
the angel had told me to look.
SMITH
Maybe there isn't anything out here.
Wait a tick! What's this? Wow...
SMITH
Inside the stone box, I found the magical
seer stones. Under that, I found four
gold plates written in strange writing
.
SMITH
This must be the Gospel that Jesus told
the Nephites!
SMITH
Well, they were the most amazing things
I'd ever gazed upon.
MAN
Well, so where are they?
SMITH
Where are what?
WOMAN
The gold plates and the seer stones.
Where are they?
SMITH
Oh. Oh, well, I... was not allowed to
take them. You see, after I found the
plates, the angel Moroni appeared to
me again and said that I am not allowed
to show the plates, or the seer stones,
to anybody. Because first I must translate
what's written on the plates into English,
so you can all read it!
SINGERS
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
PEOPLE
Wow, amazing!
SINGERS
He found the stones and golden plates
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Even though nobody else ever saw them
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
[The Marsh house. Sharon and Shelley are at their spots, Stan
sits on the couch, all three watch TV. Randy returns with a Book
of Mormon in hand]
STAN
So, how'd it go, Clubber Lange? You
kicked Mr. Harrison's ass?
RANDY
Not exactly. We're uh, having their
family over for dinner tomorrow night.
STAN
See? That's what happened to me!
RANDY
Sharon, did you know this guy Joseph
Smith found a new testament to the Bible
buried here in America?
SHARON
What are you talking about?
RANDY
Well it's just that... the Harrisons
are really nice people and... you should
see how loving and together their family
is. I, I think there's something to
that religion.
STAN
That's what they made me think, too!
RANDY
All right, that does it. From now on,
our family is Mormon!
[The neighborhood, day. In front of Kyle's house Kyle, Kenny
and Cartman are tossing a football around. Stan arrives. Cartman
catches the football and approaches Stan]
CARTMAN
Hey Stan, how was your date last night
with the new kid?
STAN
Shut up, dude. They're a nice family
and... Gary is actually really smart
and talented.
CARTMAN
Aww, you guys. I think Stan's in love.
KYLE
Yeah. Did you make out with him, too?
STAN
What's the big deal? Can't I have other
friends? You guys should give Gary a
chance.
GARY
Hey Stan.
CARTMAN
Ohhh, here's Stan's little girlfriend
now.
GARY
Hey guys. Stan, I remember you said
last night that you'd lost your wallet,
so I made you a new one. I carved a
picture of John Elway into the leather
on the front.
STAN
Wow, you made this?
CARTMAN
Awww, look at them. Aren't they so
cute together?
GARY
Hey! My family's on their way over to
the fire station to donate blood. You
wanna come along?
STAN
Un, I don't think so, Gary. I have to
uh...
GARY
Oh here comes my family now!
THE HARRISONS
Hey you guys!
KAREN
Look, we painted our faces!
MARK
I'm a lion.
JENNY
I'm an alien.
GARY SR.
Hey, just what the heck am I supposed
to be?
CARTMAN
Oh my God...
DAVE
You gonna come with us to the fire
station, Stan?
STAN
Uh, no. I've got a lot to do.
GARY SR.
Well... Gary, you wanna just hang out
with your friend Stan?
GARY
Oh. Well, I'd like to, but... Oh man,
I would miss you guys so much!
MARK
We'd miss you too, Gary. Heh.
KAREN
Aw, we'll all see each other tonight
when we go to Stan's house for dinner.
Stay and play with your friend, Gary.
GARY SR.
Yeah. Have a good time, boys.
MARK
Let's go. Our faces are painted.
KYLE
Wow!
GARY
So what do you guys wanna do?
CARTMAN
Uh, that's cool. We're gonna leave
you two lovebirds alone. The three of
us have to go put in some volunteer
work at the homeless shelter.
GARY
Oh cool! I'm gonna do that tomorrow.
CARTMAN
Eeheehee, Jesus Christ.
GARY
So hey, I heard your dad came over last
night and he and my dad talked about
Joseph Smith. That's great!
STAN
Yyeah. I had a question about that
Joseph Smith guy.
GARY
Sure.
STAN
What happened after he found the golden
plates buried in the ground?
GARY
Well, he kept them hidden from everyone
like he was told. And then he translated
what was written on the plates into
the Book of Mormon.
STAN
Yeah, but... how?
[Back to the 1800s, night. Joseph Smith and another man walk
up into the attic of a large building]
SINGERS
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
MAN
What's this all about, Mr. Smith?
SMITH
Mr. Harris, can you keep a secret?
HARRIS
Well, sure I can.
SMITH
I have, in my possession, an ancient
book written on gold plates that tells
of Jesus Christ's second coming. Here,
in America.
HARRIS
In America? Really? That sounds kind
of...
SINGERS
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
SMITH
It's true. And I'm going to translate
the plates and publish it into a book
for the whole world to read. Now, ahah-I
know you have a lot of money, Mr. Harris,
and I'm just gonna need a little bit
to pay for the publishing costs.
HARRIS
Mmm, I don't know. Uh, how do you expect
to translate it?
SMITH
With these.
HARRIS
Rocks?
SMITH
They're not rocks. They're seer stones,
given to me by an angel. With them,
God allowed me to translate the plates
into English. Watch. You take this quill
and paper and write down what I say.
Sit here. I have the golden plates
here in this hat. I need to have them
somewhere dark so I can read the spiritual
light.
HARRIS
Really?
SMITH
Now, when I put the seer stones into
the hat, the ancient letter light up
and change into English, which I can
then read to you.
HARRIS
Wow!
SMITH
Ooo, I'm seeing the light. Oh, okay.
Write this down. "And... so... it...
was... that... Christ... appeared before...
the... Nephites."
SINGERS
And that's how the Book of Mormon was
written
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dadumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dadumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dahumb dahumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dumb dumb dumb duuumb, duuumb.
RANDY
One two three four. "Pay one thousand
dollars property tax." Isn't this great,
you guys? Our first Family Home Evening.
SHELLEY
I wanna watch TV.
RANDY
We're not watching TV! We're Mormons
now and we're having Family Home Evening!
STAN
Dad, did you know that that Joseph Smith
guy read the Book of Mormon out of a
hat?
RANDY
And? Your turn, Sharon.
STAN
It's just that... the Book of Mormon
says a lot of strange stuff, like that
Adam and Eve lived in Jackson County,
Missouri.
RANDY
Yes.
STAN
But school taught me that the first
man and woman lived in Africa.
RANDY
Well you can't believe everything school
tells you, Stan. Your turn, Shelley.
Oooo, that must be the Harrisons!
GARY
Hey everybody.
MARK
Wow, what a great house!
KAREN
You must be Mrs. Marsh; it's so nice
to meet youuu!
JENNY
And you must be Stan's sister. Oh,
I think your brother's the greatest.
SHELLEY
My brother is a stupid turd.
GARY
Hey Stan.
STAN
Hey Gary.
RANDY
Well, come on in and sit down, everybody.
You're here just in time. My son was
having a little problem with our new
religion.
STAN
Dad!
GARY SR.
Ohohoho, really? Wel, that's just because
he hasn't heard the best part about
the Joseph Smith story! The one that
proves he was for real!
THE HARRISONS
Yeah! Woohoo!
RANDY
Ooo, what's that?
GARY SR.
Well, you remember Martin Harris, the
rich man who wrote down what Joseph
Smith read out of the hat?
STAN
Yeah.
GARY SR.
See, after he was done, he took some
of the pages of what would become the
Book of Mormon home.
[Back to the 1800s, night, the large building]
SINGERS
Martin went home to his wife
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
And showed her pages from the Book of Mormon
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
HARRIS
A-and so Joseph Smith put his head into
a hat, a-and read to me what the golden
plates said. I wrote it all down and
we're gonna publish it into a book.
MRS. HARRIS
Martin, how do you know he isn't just
making stuff up and pretending he's
translating off golden plates?
SINGERS
Lucy Harris smart smart smart
Smart smart smart smart smart
HARRIS
Why would he make it up?
SINGERS
Martin Harris dumb dadumb-
LUCY
All right, here. I'm gonna hide these
pages. If Joseph Smith really is translating
off of golden plates, then he'll be
able to do it again. But if Joseph Smith
is making it all up, then the new translations
will be different from these.
HARRIS
Okay, fine. I bet he'll have no problem.
SINGERS
Lucy Harris smart smart smart
Martin Harris dumb.
So Martin went on back to Smith
Said the pages had gone away
Smith got mad and told Martin
He needed to go pray
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
HARRIS
Look, ah I'm sorry about losin' the
pages we worked on, Joe, but I'm ready
to write it all down again if you translate
from the plates.
SMITH
I would love to, Martin, except, I just
had a vision. And the Lord said he's
very angry with me for letting you take
those pages.
HARRIS
He is??
SINGERS
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
SMITH
Yes. He is so mad that he will never
let me translate from the plate of Lehi
again. He's... we must now translate
from the plate of Nephi. So it will
be the same basic story, but written
a little differently.
HARRIS
Wow! If God got angry with you, then
you must be tellin' the truth.
SINGERS
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.
HARRIS
All right, Martin. Let's get to work!
[Back to the present, the Marsh house]
GARY SR.
And that's how it happened.
KIDS
Yeah! All right!
STAN
...Wait. Mormons actually know this
story and they still believe Joseph
Smith was a prophet?
GARY SR.
Well sure. The story proves it, doesn't
it?
STAN
No, it proves he DID make it all up.
Are you blind?
MARK
Well, Stan, it's all a matter of faith.
STAN
No, it's a matter of logic! If you're
gonna say things that have been proven
wrong, like that the first man and woman
lived in Missouri, and that Native Americans
came from Jerusalem, then you'd better
have something to back it up. All you've
got are a bunch of stories about some
asswipe who read plates nobody ever
saw out of a hat, and then couldn't
do it again when the translatios were
hidden!
RANDY
Hey, Stan, don't denounce our religion.
STAN
I don't wanna be Mormon, Dad!
SHELLEY
Me neither.
GARY
Hey, that's only cool, guys. You can
believe whatever you want!
GARY SR.
Yeah, it's great you have your own beliefs.
GARY
Yeah! Hooray for the Marshes!
STAN
Oh, stop it! That's another thing!
Why do you have to be so freakin' nice
all the time?! It isn't normal! You
just weasel people into your way of
thinking by acting like the happiest
family in the world and being so nice
to everyone that you just blindside
dumb people like my Dad!
RANDY
Yeah!
GARY SR.
Well kids... Who's up for a water balloon
fight?!
KIDS
Yeah! All right!
[The bus stop, next day. Kyle, Cartman and Kenny wait for the
bus, Stan walks up somewhat somberly]
KYLE
Oh, hey Stan. Where's your best buddy,
Gary?
STAN
I'm not hanging around that kid anymore.
CARTMAN
Oh no! You guys broke up?
STAN
You guys were right, okay? The new kid's
a douche. Now I just gotta find a way
to keep him away from me.
GARY
Hey Stan.
STAN
Oh brother.
CARTMAN
Uh oh, the jilted lover returns.
GARY
Listen, I just wanted to let you know
you don't have to worry about me tryin'
to be your friend anymore.
STAN
I don't?
GARY
Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in
crazy stories that make absolutely no
sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make
it all up, but I have a great life.
and a great family, and I have the Book
of Mormon to thank for that. The truth
is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made
it all up, because what the church teaches
now is loving your family, being nice
and helping people. And even though
people in this town might think that's
stupid, I still choose to believe in
it. All I ever did was try to be your
friend, Stan, but you're so high and
mighty you couldn't look past my religion
and just be my friend back. You've got
a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck
my balls.
CARTMAN
Damn, that kid is cool, huh?
THE END
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